Thread 213961182

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>Oh my God.... this coffee
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>Gale..... ive never tasted something so..........
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>>213961182 (OP)
i don't understand how anyone can get so addicted to beanslop juice that they need it to fully wake up in the morning

>>213961206
i don't understand how anyone can get so addicted to reporting this exact thread multiple times a day

so is coffee good for you?

>>213961922
>reporting
then why isn't it deleted yet

Who the fuck makes this thread so often and what's the joke

>>213961206
do you actually have trouble understanding this
or are you just being hyperbolic and what you meant to say was "coffee enjoyers annoy and upset me"?

>>213964143
He wonders how people are so fucking weak minded they need to drink stimulant every single day for basic functioning.

People liking things I don’t like is the height of debauchery and skullduggery.

>>213961206
>>213964303
Because you're teenagers who've never had to do manual labour for 8 hours a day (or 12 hours if you're unlucky). Caffeine reduces the sensation of fatigue and makes your muscles less sore. There's a reason everyone blue collar worker is basically addicted to coffee.

As for office workers, that's just because they don't get enough sleep or think pretending to be addicted to caffeine makes them fun and quirky.

>>213964303
Did you miss 8th grade science class when they discussed addiction effects on the brain?

>>213964381
>drinking coffee for manual work
kek wtf. coffee was always an indoors office thing. blue collar workers only started driinking coffee after it was popularized by corporates.

>>213964600
>im a dumb zoomer teenager, let me tell you what life used to be like before i was alive

>>213961182 (OP)
Get some new material, you fucking freak.

>>213961182 (OP)
YEOOOOOWWCH HOT HOT HOT!!

>>213964660
you forgot your soijak there

>>213961206
i don't understand how anyone can get so addicted to multiple mediterranean penises forcibly entering their back passage and
rhythmically thrusting and shafting until a most delightful orgasm is achieved

>>213964722
>average literotica writer

>>213961182 (OP)
He and gale should have started their own coffee business and use their skills to create worlds best coffee. Things would have ended so different

>>213963102
Yes but use decaf so you dont get addicted to the caffiene

>>213964722
I need those penises to fully wake up in the morning

I stopped drinking coffee since my teeth became brown and bleaching them became expensive

I'm honestly surprised that FAGGOT Babish never tried to recreate this coffee.

>>213964848
What's the stuff about that it drains your magnesium or something?

>>213961182 (OP)
*kys*