Thread 213962357

"You see... Space is like this piece of paper"

>>213962357 (OP)
If warp travel is that easy, how come we are nowhere near it

>>213962548
no melange to fold space with

>>213962357 (OP)
The movie that started "space travel explanation with folder paper and a pencil"

>>213962357 (OP)
Name 3 movies.

>>213962357 (OP)
Paper is.. le space?

>>213963798
Interstellar
Event Horizon
Jackie Chan

>>213962357 (OP)
We don't need pencils where we're going

>>213962548
it's a tough pill to swallow but space really is fake and gay

>>213962357 (OP)
>We fold the paper, we put the pencil through it, and that creates hell.

Traveling through space that fast is like hitting concrete

>>213962548
We didn't invent a Gellar field yet

>>213963840
it's a tough pill to swallow but flat earthers are really fake and gay

>>213963844
Checked
Imagine if the Event Horizon opened a rift to a blissful, heaven-esque dimension with kittens and shit. Lol.

its true though

>>213962548
bending spacetime takes a lot more energy than bending a piece of paper.

>>213963798
I can only think of Event Horizon and Interstellar. Honestly, its more of an overused trope in science fiction books more so than movies.

>>213962357 (OP)
be me
Tech-Priest of Mars, 47.8% machine, 100% done with today
find a busted Ork warp drive
decide to "study" it (read: rip it apart and pray it doesn't explode)
start disassembling this heretical garbage
wires made of scrap, duct tape, and what might be a squig intestine
keep going deeper
surrounded by the smell of oil, fungus, and despair
finally reach the core
it's a box
thismustbesomethingimportant.mechadendrite
open it like it's the Ark of the Covenant
inside is
literally just a piece of paper with a pencil stabbed through it
NO circuits
NO sacred machine code
NO logic
just
pencil. in. paper.
somehow the damn thing works
this is powering faster-than-light travel
mfw
mfw the Orks are breaking the laws of physics through sheer idiocy and it works because they believe it does
mfw I spent 23 years studying the Omnissiah's sacred calculus and lost to a crayon drawing
tfw no amount of machine spirit appeasement can fix my dignity
tfw orkz iz da best after all

FML

>gay sex is like *this*
>this side is your urethra

>>213965557
Disgusting

>momma always said space was like a piece of paper
>you never know how it's gonna fold

>>213962357 (OP)
>And that's how we end up in Hell

>>213962548
we’ve spent all of that money babysitting useless black and brown goblins instead

>>213962548
>he doesn't know

>real scientists explaining gravity
>"ok imagine reality is like a blanket and our planet is like a ball on that blanket"
Science is a scam, wake up
They're making shit up as they go

>>213966141
You are a subhuman retard who doesn't understand anything.

>>213962548
if you’re so tough why don’t you try bending the fabric of space-time?

>>213962357 (OP)
>Explains Einstein's Theory of Relativity to you better than Cal Tech

>>213962548
The Philadelphia Experiment?

>>213962548
In theory, its easy. In practic, you have to build powerful enough device that will fold space. Not so easy

>>213962548
There's a difference between simply and easy.

It's simple to dig up an entire mountain with a shovel, but it isn't easy.

>>213967964
>food analogy

>>213962548
all the money went to welfare payments, foreign aid, and the military industrial complex

>>213962548
For now our pens are too small.

>>213962548
>If warp travel is that easy
How did you come to that conclusion. He just explained the concept. He wasn't saying it was easy. You retard lol

>>213962548
Jews want to keep us on this prison planet

>>213968617
speak for yourself, my pen is big

>>213962548
Because the "space" folded tunnel has a weird time dilation effect that makes it feel like thousands of years goes by to the human brain in stark physical-less loneliness. People come out of it like drooling retards that don't know how to use their bodies anymore and how to think normal thoughts in a physical world full of other beings.

>>213962548
Dont worry, we'll get there. Just first we stop giving money to leeches and transfer them to Space exploration

>>213968961
Big pen and no black hole? What a loser