Thread 213963155

*sips*
>Oh my God....coffee...
*barges inside Luke's diner past midnight*
>I NEED A GALLON OF COFFEE, STAT!

What the fuck is wrong with this bitch?
also Gilmore Girls thread I guess

She is laterally insane.

has anyone rewatched it? im tempted, i liked it when it was on tv

Is small town america as comfy as this show made it seem?

Teenage creampie sex with Rory

>>213963234
real life is never comfy.

>>213963234
Small town America is one of the absolute worst places anyone can go unless it's basically a retirement home in the form of a city like Martha's Vineyard or some shit like that.

The average small town America spells out it's misgivings in its advertisements and billboards. You always see specific advertisements addressing the biggest issues in these small towns. Here is a list of these extremely common billboards

>Teen pregnancy? Abortion services, or adoption, or church/counseling to ask you to raise it yourself. This one comes in several flavors

>Drug addicted?? Come on down to ye small town rehab and get off heroin today!

>Know the signs of HIV! Don't put yourself or others at risk, get medicine for your HIV and get tested for HIV often..and other sexual diseases too!

That's what ~75% of small towns are like. Dying stores because Amazon is better and drug addicted diseased sex addicted teens.

>>213963234
The show was somewhat accurate when it came out, but only if you lived in a pretty expensive white community. Those places still exist now, but they're only for millionaires.

>>213963155 (OP)
>What the fuck is wrong with this bitch?
she's the original quirk chungus

>>213963155 (OP)
Too JUICY

>i'm so hungry i've been looking forward to this all day
>orders hamburger
>eats 2 fries
>leaves 30 seconds after it arrives

>>213963667
>omg anon that was so much cum! >You’re gonna get me pregnant for sure! >Let’s go again!

>>213963723
women werent fat back then

>>213963249
Hardcore anal sex with a gagged Paris

>>213963809
I bet she power bottoms like a maniac.

>>213963155 (OP)
My favourite joke on Gilmore Girls. Lorelai and Rory are in the cafe talking about her date with Luke the previous night

>Luke: Hot plates, coming through
>Lorelai: See? He called me hot plates. He so likes me.

Also culs-de-sac

>>213963839
>Faux Poes Foes
Still gets me

>>213963249
Sweaty dirty bathroom sex with Lane at a gig

>>213963863
Slave to HWD, canonically.

>>213963234
It can be (if youre wealthy).

>>213963769
>movie night
>we got 18 bags of snacks and pizza's on the way
>now i'm gonna make popcorn too
>still not fat
How does she do it

>>213963155 (OP)
>be 60 y/o professor
>start affair with 18 y/o Paris her freshman year

>>213964286
God I forgot about that.

>>213964169
highly caffeinated metabolism obviously

>>213964286
It was a different time, truly.

>>213963155 (OP)
>What the fuck is wrong with this bitch?
she was a spoiled rich cunt that never grew up

>>213963213
It's my girlfriend's favorite show so I end up watching it at least once a year. Didn't watch it when it was airing because I firmly shoved it into the shit for girls box in my mind. It's pretty good, evokes some powerful nostalgia for the time period. I do hate how Rory acts by the end though and the reunion show was fucking awful. I'm so tired of these reunion shows where they turn the characters into neurotic fuckups. It's especially annoying when it's adolescent characters who are exploring their potential in the show proper.

>>213963310
I grew up in a small lower middle class town of about 2,000 people and it was incredibly comfy. Sometime in the mid 2010s tons of mexicans started moving there and the government forced a section 8 housing project plan through so it's been going downhill fast.

>>213963310
>Dying stores because Amazon is better
One (1) Prime™ credit has been deposited in your account

>woman
>eating every other scene
>never cooks anything
Messaging in this show is so repulsive.
So far the hilights are the cameos; Madmen guy looking like a pathetic loser; schizo chef from TruBlood; Mr. Robot looking Elliot Rogers.

>>213963155 (OP)
this is a show for girls, why are you watching shows for girls

>>213963234
There aren't people out walking around events used to be a fair once a year and random minor ones like a movie night. It's questionable if these still exist since people can't afford to have families so there is nobody to have these for.

>>213963213
Nothing really happens in it but it's comfy and wholesome unlike anything made nowadays

>>213965406
It's not wholesome.
Single mother
Never cooks
Religion is evil
Family is awful
Accepting help from family is despised
Sex will ruin your life
Submit to schooling
Gluttony
Expect men to constantly do things for you for nothing

>>213965559
Kinda telling, then, that quite a few girlboss Hollywood writers got their start on GG.

>>213965559
Subversive things from 20 years ago seem wholesome in comparison to the modern day. That said, she does really care about her daughter and is willing to sacrifice for her, which is wholesome. Far too many sitcom characters come of almost malicious to their children or spouse.

>>213965643
She treats her daughter like a best friend, not a daughter. The end results are predictable.

>>213963155 (OP)
>Series ends with the cycle of teenage pregnancy continuing
How could a show for women be so based?

>>213963155 (OP)
The show was mildly "woke" by early 2000s standards, but the all-white cast, small-town Americana vibe is begging for some insipid Breadtuber to make a five-hour video essay detailing the "secret fascism of Gilmore Girls."

>>213963310
You never been anywhere worthwhile. I’ve been to every states and i travel every week to a new one and city for work. This is not true at all anon

>>213963310
Gross, thank you for this lesson.

>>213965559
What shows/film do you enjoy anon? Would love to hear some recommendations from an expert noticer such as yourself

>>213965874
>all white cast
Rory's best friend is asian and Lorelai's closest coworker is brown

>>213966057
That's all-white by modern standards. Also, something something Asians something something white standards.

I could never get past the way the characters talk to each other in this show. Nobody speaks like that in real life.

>>213963192
I would like her to be horizontally crazy.

>>213963858
Explain, please.

>>213963155 (OP)
>My god Luke, this is the best coffee I've ever tasted

>>213966174
Smart witty people do.

>>213966291
>smart witty people
>talking fast nonsense
>says things in three different ways to make a single point
>every character speaks the same way, including the dumb as bricks blue collar folks

>>213966281
kek, I was waiting for you to show up itt

>>213966249
>The absolute City of Newburyport

>>213966051
I have experience with hypnotism. Messaging works if you are not opposed to it. If you are opposed all it does is break the trance; like waking from a nightmare. So there isn't much hard watching subversive media you understand is doing it, just don't expose others to it.

Top 3 are End of Evangelion, Fight Club and Almost Famous.
More recently was Smile 2 and The Substance.
Nothing immediately comes to mind that portrays a healthy family.

>>213966371
It was a bit Whedonian, come to think of it.

>>213966371
Yeah you're welcome for that!

>>213966498
It works in his shows; nobody else can do it right.

>>213965406
It's comfy until Rory goes to college. I never finished the Yale episodes but I watched the Chilton episodes many times.

>>213966434
Do you own a katana by any chance

>>213966434
Have you seen stir of echoes or the cure Japanese film? Hynokino.

>>213963310
> Thinks teen pregnancy is one of the top three issues for rural US towns
Unironically, are you a boomer? I actually did grow up in a small town, unlike you, and teens getting pregnant nowadays is such a non-concern you can’t help but roll your eyes at people like you who sound like the aging VHS videos they put on in health class

>>213963234
Small town New England is. Small town midwest is burnt out drug addicts

>gee, life is getting boring
>better cheat on my husband/boyfriend
How did they capture the female mindset so well?

>>213964286
oh no! two consenting adults having sex :o

>>213966727
It gets comfy again after the first few episodes.
>>213967254
Written by females for females.

>>213966249
ew

>>213963155 (OP)
How good could Luke's coffee actually be if it's a drip system without automated bloom and he probably doesn't regularly even clean it? Oh and I've seen him make it, he doesn't bloom.

Your coffee if at best Mid if you don't even bloom Bro!

>>213968202
French Press is the best way. Even coffee that I thought was pretty shit tasted pretty good in a press.

Hi Rory sorry I'm late Mama wouldn't let me out of my room until I recited the entire Bible in Korean. Korean Christian moms amirite? So what are you top 10 favorite satanic metal bands?

>>213968202
The show predates the barista revolution.

>>213968251
You know I find some blends I prefer french press, and some I prefer pourover. Sometimes I'm in the mood for really strong rich full body and taste which goes through the french press. Other times I want the cleaner, properly filtered, lighter texture you get from the pourover.

There is also way more leeway in doing french press vs pourover. If you fuck up the ratios and process of pourover your coffee will be worse than any other way you could have made it, so it's the Patrician skill issue way to brew coffee.

>>213968202
I fucking hate you and your kind.

>>213968312
Dimmu borgir from the cky opening.

>>213968202
>implying Lorelai gives a damn

>>213966226
This kid’s quick, give him a raise and send him home with the secretary that’s been giving him eyes since the Jameson deal.

>>213968312
still can't believe they got Sebastian Bach for this show

>>213963155 (OP)
>What the fuck is wrong with this bitch?
Nothing. Lorelai is perfect.

>>213965279
filtered

>>213968202
arabicapilled bloommaxxer

>>213963249
Rory is for Lorelai only.

>>213963310
Big cities are same,but more crowded

>>213969387
I can't believe they got sonic youth

>>213966057
Suki isn't brown.