Thread 213963172

Any good spelunking kinos?

>>213963172 (OP)
Sanctum is my all time favourite. I watch it once a year.

>>213963172 (OP)
>spelunking motherfuckers when they see a path called satan's rapehole of guaranteed painful death

Not The Descent.

>>213963172 (OP)
Why would you do this?

For me, it's the death of John Edward Jones

>>213963172 (OP)
In the youtube video there's a woman that tries it but fails because ass was too fat

>>213963172 (OP)
Didn't even lube up

>>213963817
>white "people" and dying doing retarded shit for no reason
It's like peanut butter and jelly.

this video is reversed, he's actually coming out of the hole

>>213963817
It's called "living"

>>213963971
Pioneer spirit of discovery when left to idle hands leads to desperation like this. Which white country do you live in btw pussy?

>>213964087
>Pioneer spirit of discovery when left to idle hands leads to desperation like this.
Sounds like cope.
>Which white country do you live in btw pussy?
Originally America but moved to Netherlands to be with my girlfriend. Not that it matters since I know you're brown.

>>213964212
>>213963971

>>213964253
>n-n-no you
What a brown retard.

>>213963172 (OP)
There was a recentish low budget horror where this guy inherits a home from relative crazy uncle or brother, and in his basement there's a hole that leads to a cave and there's something living down there. It was pretty good and suspenseful. Simple story decently executed. For the life of me I don't remember the name and searching for it does no good. It felt like it was inspired by early 1900s short stories on subterranean horror. Just one character in the whole thing as I recall, the protagonist.

>>213964445
Baghead?

>tell me how he died
>I will tell you how he lived

>>213964445
Barbarian

>>213963172 (OP)
As Above so Below

>>213963577
The deadliest caves always have goofy fucking names though

>>213963172 (OP)
This documentary is good:
https://youtu.be/hxEujvohFeg

>>213964445
>>213965856
Bro that movie sucked. The only worthwhile scene is when Justin Long's character finds the rape dungeon. It was hilarious.

>>213963172 (OP)
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!!
WHY?

For me, it is the Veryovkina cave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNvfJYPYO60

>>213963800
why not?

>>213965756
Bet he had to pee and it streamed to his face

>>213965856
no it is not Barbarian. it's some low budget movie that never got any attention. possibly made around the 2010s

DRR...DRR...DRR...

>>213966898
thank you

>>213963172 (OP)
the ones with top treasure

>>213963817
That is why no one will remember you’re name