Thread 213964051

name a single good zack snyder movie

Can we just stop talking about this guy?

>>213964051 (OP)
Rebel Moon, because it is his completely independent vision, true art.

>>213964051 (OP)
It’s not his fault, saar. The studios! His unmade sequels to Army of the Dead, Justice league, and Rebel Moon would have been good. Or at least the extended versions released later would have been bloody bastards

>>213964074
Can't wait for parts two and three!

>>213964074
Aside from all the stuff it’s ripped off from? Which version do we have to watch? I went to the premier of the second one. They gave away free tickets to try and fill up the small cinema

he mostly makes shit
especially when fully in charge like in his last ~5 projects
and in all his project his being huge ayn rand fanboy seeps in

but to pick one... Watchmen was actually good

>>213964116
>Which version do we have to watch?
I wanted to shitpost, but seriously it's a fucking mess, I don't know which one is which because the names sound like fucking meme, and I cannot find the longer version on torrents.

>>213964200
Giving the extended cuts completely different names was an insane choice when they already had incredibly generic titles

>>213964051 (OP)

Dawn of the Dead was genuinely a good time at the cinema. Loved the communication between the roofs, because I always imagined i'd go straight to the roof in a zombie apocalypse

Dawn of the Dead

300 is unironically one of the best films I’ve ever seen. Everything else this retard made is trash.
>>213965206
>>213964349
This was ok too

All of them but Army of the Dead. Even Owls of Gahoole was great, definitely akin to more adult oriented themes in Watership Down and The Seceret of Nimh.

>>213964051 (OP)
Watchmen. I will die on that hill.

>>213964051 (OP)
Watchmen.

>>213964051 (OP)
It’s easier to name his bad ones. SP, AOTD, RM.

>>213965464
He turned watchmen into a grim cgi goreslop movie, with the worse siow mo scenes of all his career and don't even get me started on the awful soundtrack.

If the squid wasn't cut out, inmediate kino.

>>213965464
It's hard to explain why Watchmen is so bad to people because they see the visuals and think it's comic book accurate. When I say that film is awful because it is meaningless and misses the point, I'm not even going to mention the squid. I'd just advise watching the scene where Rorschach tracks the kidnapped girl to the house and then reading how it happened in the comic.

>>213964051 (OP)
Watchmen, 300

Zack Snyder is to Christopher Nolan like Roland Emmerich is to Steven Spielberg. Roland Emmerich makes schlocky blockbusters and can't get the tone right like a schmaltzy Spielberg blockbuster. Snyder thinks he's making interesting blockbusters but isn't. Man of Steel was a pastiche of Nolan Batman, Nolan was even the producer, Goyer wrote it, Zimmer came back to do the music. The Dark Knight explained it's philosophy in a way that made normal people feel clever and that's Nolans strength, he makes normal people feel clever. Man of Steel was messy and muddled but people still act like it had something to say because they want to differentiate themselves from the MCU fans but Snyder is simply not good at making an interesting point, he just makes unsubtle allegories. Into this space came a lot of pseudo intellectuals for various reasons wanting to feel clever. Other Snyder movies have a similar problem. Snyder believes something like Sucker Punch is like Inception, with the dream layers and stuff, but it isn't as interesting as Inception, it comes across as a masturbatory anime fantasy, and I'll be honest: that's okay! If Snyder dropped his pretenses and just rolled with it people would respect him more. When I watch movies like Army of the Dead or Rebel Moon, I can't help but feel like these movies would make better anime. But then Snyder did animated stuff and it wasn't very good either.

>>213964051 (OP)
Sucker Punch

>>213964074
>I will make star wars wars for grown ups (with nudity and curses)
if your vision is " X but" it is not independent vision
>>213964051 (OP)
not gonna happen
he's on a mission to distill pure SHITIUM
every movie he makes is worse than the previous one

>>213965276
>300 is unironically one of the best films I’ve ever seen
Watch more than 10 movies

>>213964051 (OP)
300 was a beautiful homoerotic death march. I love it so goddamned much.

>>213965464
I love Watchmen. I couldn't give a fuck less about the comic book. The movie is fantastic though. Read all the arguments why people think the comic book is better and it's just the same whiny baby shit as always: people angry that something isn't le 110% exactly the same the source and whatever they made up in their heads.

>>213966312
The Nolan description is literally the Snyder description kek

>>213967309
The arguments aren't "wahhh it isn't accurate" the arguments are "this completely misses the point". I'm sorry you're such a brainlet.

>>213966082
300 was based

>>213967309
>whatever they made up in their heads
True. What gets me is when they eventually get their way (and they always do because they tend to have mainstream critics on their side) it always ends up less popular and immediately forgotten. There's a long list at this point. You'd think that would cause some introspection but no it's straight on to the next thing to ruin.

>>213964051 (OP)
I can name 11!

>>213967610
Which is even worse

>>213964051 (OP)
Man of Steel

>>213967309
>isn't le 110% exactly the same the source
Snyder uses slo-mo to literally copy the comic book sources. I like Watchmen, but you're saying you like something that copies the source to a ridiculous degree, but get mad about people calling out things like the stupid changes to the attack? That's dumb.

>>213964051 (OP)
Ga'hoole is proof that he should get more into animation
Great film

>>213964051 (OP)
Can't be done. They're all complete dogshit. Only morons like them. I used to like watchmen but since the Gunn hate campaign I would never admit to liking a Snyder film for the rest of my life.

>>213964051 (OP)
Sucker punch

>>213967615
On what?

>>213964051 (OP)
only like his comic book movies
>300
>watchmen
>MoS
>BvS ultimate cut
>Justice league cut
his zombie and action flicks are slop, he is, unironically, a comic book director

>>213969507
Only correct response in the thread.

If you are a fan of Zack Snyder, you should kill yourself. Immediately. Not even memeing.

>>213964051 (OP)
sucker punch

DCucks, redditors and Gunncultists made me appreciate him more. I always liked 300, Watchmen and MoS.
Libertarian, apolitical and centrist while making some kino with awesome visuals.

>>213964051 (OP)
Imagine a world without Zack Snyder fans. My God, it would be heaven on earth. Literally paradise. India would cease to exist. /tv/ would reclaim its former throne as the best board on 4chan. Spelling and grammar in posts would improve by 1000% overnight. No more /v/ermin spouting their uneducated bullshit.

Brutally murdering all Zack Snyder fans would just solve so many problems. We should give serious thought to permabanning Snyderfags from /tv/. I would definitely be up for it.

>>213969925
Fucking based

>>213967309
The comic isn't better because the movie changed a lot. Most of the scenes they filed were incredibly faithful. The problem is the comic wasn't written for a 3 hour adaptation in mind so they just had to leave a lot of shit out for the sake of time. It's a cliff's notes version of the book. Which is all it ever could be unless it was going to be a miniseries and it was edited down about as well as it could be, but still.

I wind it weird that people like the movie but don't give a fuck about the book when the book is the actual complete, unedited version. You'd think if the truncated version of the story appealed to you you would be somewhat interested in the complete version. Everything good about the movie is straight from the book, the book just has more of it.

To truly understand Zack Snyder, you need to have a film autist like Pat Willems break everything down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpzK2CMTuAo

Basically, Excalibur 1981 is the reason Zack makes films the way he does.

>>213969925
you got my vote

Owls of Gahole is great and his best work.

>>213969925
>We should give serious thought to permabanning Snyderfags from /tv/

I hereby second this motion

>>213970084
Just range ban India

>>213970023
DESU if you're going to be heavily influenced by a particular film Excalibur is a good choice.

>>213970135
>posts meme referring to the brain bug from Starship Troopers

While I'm flattered that you think I'm smart, it really isn't difficult to seem smart in comparison to you since you have shit for brains, Snyderfag

>>213964051 (OP)
All of them, the only bad part of some of his movies is the script which is not his fault

>>213964051 (OP)
300
Watchmen
DotD
MoS
A winner's filmography

>>213965796
Tell me you never read watchmen without telling me you ever read watchmen lmao

>>213967584
>imagine believing this
Top kek

Dawn of the Dead, but only because of that one scene.