I woulda followed yo ass my brotha
my captin
my kang
magic niggas is never late, magic niggas arrives 'xactly when they muhfuggin feel like it B
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 2:25:29 PM
No.213964502
>>213964081 (OP)
RIP in piece, son of Gucci.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 2:50:38 PM
No.213964965
MAH BROTHA
MAH KANG
MAH NIGGA
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:32:38 PM
No.213965588
FROM THE ASSES A FIRE SHALL BE WOKEN
A THUG FROM THE GHETTO SHALL SPRING
RENEWED SHALL BE BUCK THAT WAS BROKEN
THE WEWUZ AGAIN SHALL BE KANG
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:35:42 PM
No.213965629
Boromir should be black in the coming remake. It suits his character.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:04:28 PM
No.213966045
[Intro – Frodo]
You are now about to witness the strength of hobbit knowledge!
[Verse 1 – Frodo]
Straight outta the Shire,
crazy little Baggins named Frodo,
from a fellowship called Hobbits With Attitude.
When you got a Ring, keep your head low,
’cause Mordor’s on my tail, and I can’t let it show.
I’m the Ringbearer, fool, don’t test me,
or I’ll call up Strider and he’ll cut ya like a Nazgûl spree.
Sam at my back with a pan in his hand,
we cook lembas, slap orcs, walk miles ‘cross the land.
[Verse 2 – Sam]
Straight outta Hobbiton, loyal as they come,
if you mess with Frodo, you messin’ with Samwise son.
I’ll fry you up like taters in a pan,
swingin’ pots at your head, best you run when you can.
I don’t play games, I’m a gardener G,
with a blade in the dark, I stabbed Shelob, you see.
Orcs on my turf better learn real quick,
me and Mister Frodo run this Middle-earth clique!
[Verse 3 – Merry]
Comin’ straight outta Buckland, troublemaker vibe,
me and Pip got the pipeweed, we keepin’ it live.
I rode with the Rohirrim, chopped down a king,
stabbed the Witch-king in the knee – hear that Nazgûl sing!
Don’t let the curly hair fool ya, I’m raw,
when I’m ridin’ with Éowyn, I’m breakin’ the law.
So if Saruman’s talkin’, I ain’t hearin’ a thing,
Isengard fell ‘cause hobbits runnin’ the ring.
[Verse 4 – Pippin]
Took a stone from Elrond’s place, what a crime,
looked in the palantír, nearly lost my mind.
But Denethor put me in armor and a sword,
now I’m rollin’ in Gondor like a Took overlord.
Fool of a Took? Man, Gandalf’s mad,
but I still ride high, best pipeweed in the Shire I had.
Ringwraiths beware when the hobbits unite,
Four feet tall but we ready to fight!
[Outro – All Hobbits]
Straight outta the Shire!
Frodo! (Yeah that’s me!)
Samwise! (With the loyalty!)
Merry! (Trouble in the Buckland scene!)
Pippin! (Got the pipeweed dream!)
H.W.A. in the house – Hobbits With Attitude!
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