>take a nap after a long day of watching kino
>see stephanie from lazytown underneath your blankets
>pic related
wat do?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 2:48:49 PM
No.213964936
anal rape with trained attack dogs
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:19:46 PM
No.213965394
A jeet thread this early in the morning? Fuck yeah
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:49:14 PM
No.213965806
>>213965517
To be fair, lazy town threads are a return to form for this place.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:05:56 PM
No.213966076
Grab her ass. Hold one hand on while scrolling on phone. Both hands tapping is her signal to play with my cock.
Punisher
Frank visits grave. Digs up family. Puts them in a fridge.
Goes to a church. Shoots the priest in front of the flock.
Scares them out and bombs it.
Exolosion.
Sirens.
"What the fuck did he mean by this?"
No evidence. Poofter polaroids etc gone with the building and bastard.
Some kids grown up not known for it. Clean of history they wouldn't want to remember.
Frank rides an old road bike, Harley without the hell's angels shit. No decorations. Not even a number plate.
He's detected. Small pursuit sucks off service from fucking people over. To real issues.
He stops at a warehouse, a factory, a drug lab. Cop cars backup.
Gunfire inside. Legal pharmaceuticals lobotomising destroyed second to what makes them.
Cops see their job done. How to filed away under superhero. What writes the laws from schools don't have heart to care.
Punisher has enough to spare.
Feeds a cat, strokes it. Washes his hands for toxiplasmosis. Looks in the mirror. Judging himself. Making him a little better surprised he likes what he sees sometimes. After 20 years with few photos he takes a picture to remember himself looking good. Shows it to others. Already gone into forever.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 4:11:33 PM
No.213966146
>>213965517
/b/ may have started pedo threads but /tv/ perfected them, newfag.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:22:57 PM
No.213970076
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:46:23 PM
No.213970622
Les Grossman movie
Get out of a hot tub. A little girl in it. He throws a cat in for the Penthouse Bunny to play with.
*Splash*
Credits to the side as L ties a tie. Takes it off and shreds it.
Drives a vintage futuristic score off eBay, relieved from a museum. "It belongs in a museum."
Breaking the rules stopping at a green light. Calling a contact, having a conversation enjoying the annoyance others have towards his person. Beeping like he's important and only he can save them from himself.
Goes forward five metres and stops in the intersection, capturing the crash on his rear cam, which his secretary will sue them for if he needs someone to fuck over at some point in time. Checks his mirror. Another expensive vehicle. Good. That's a go.
"What was that?"
Just business.
Skidds a turn lets off the brakes and jumps forward going fast. Stops 200m and parks. And calls a taxi. To impress the taxi driver, who takes him somewhere important to buy some money allowance. Les pays. "Pretty yourself up and meet me at 10:07pm sharp, hands an SD card.
And bring friends.
A limo arrives on time with a candidate for creativity inside. "Like around so far?" He answers for her/him whatever, says the concept land elections are aiming for. A way of life shiny like diamond.
"Sell me on you. Who are you?" Tells them that too. They disagree and that's the meat of the main course. Strictly for faggots. He pours Ricky's hot sauce on a hot dog. Talking about meat makes him think of cock. He throws the hot dog out a window. It lands on a dog.
Talking shit and getting back a solution L lays out a plan, a plot, a spin doctor suggestion to sell the idea of beauty, whatever shit beautiful. Especially if it's ugly.
Wait a second. Answers a phone. Ask him/her, she'll/he'll be a star. Their speech is gold, get it while it's innocent.
"What'd he say?" Ignores what's said, making up what would look good if they said it.
