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Anonymous No.213966100 >>213966116 >>213966125 >>213966126 >>213966133 >>213966535 >>213966632 >>213967481 >>213968869 >>213968980 >>213969845 >>213970227 >>213970987
How do we stop the "Hot Ones"-fication of the Criterion Closet?
Anonymous No.213966116 >>213969565 >>213970397
>>213966100 (OP)
why do her shoulders seem broader than her hips?
Anonymous No.213966125 >>213966481 >>213966559 >>213966582
>>213966100 (OP)
She's really cute and a half-decent actress. I like her a lot more than most nepobabies.
Anonymous No.213966126 >>213966512
>>213966100 (OP)
>how do we stop youtube timewasting content from turning into youtube timewasting content

Just enjoy her tummy and be quiet
Anonymous No.213966129
Haha, imagine finding her there and she’d have nowhere to run lol
Anonymous No.213966133
>>213966100 (OP)
It's male gaze and it's sexist
Anonymous No.213966151
don't buy criterions
Anonymous No.213966464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjnW5iZwo9Q&ab_channel=CRITERION

She was the best one
Anonymous No.213966481
>>213966125
Same, but shame about the ass.
Anonymous No.213966512 >>213966610
>>213966126
My gaze was magnetized by her nipples.
Why is she braless for a video that potentially millions will watch and masturbate to.
Anonymous No.213966513
Why do you keep posting about this video?
Anonymous No.213966517 >>213966555 >>213970492
>is the most bland interviewer the earth has seen in your path
Anonymous No.213966535
>>213966100 (OP)
Juden?

90% are doubles and/or unopened
Anonymous No.213966555
>>213966517
that's the same guy?
Anonymous No.213966559
>>213966125
>a half-decent actress
lmao
Anonymous No.213966564 >>213966644
what does that mean?
Anonymous No.213966582 >>213966872 >>213967171 >>213969493 >>213969913 >>213970981
>>213966125
I'm genuinely curious name a scene from any movie she's ever been in, any role she's ever had, where you thought "this is half-decent acting".
Anonymous No.213966610 >>213966639
>>213966512
Mikey had her nips out too. Women just don’t wear bras as much anymore.
Anonymous No.213966632
>>213966100 (OP)
Can someone explain the premise of these videos?
Anonymous No.213966639
>>213966610
And I'm grateful to them.
While it is awkward to stare in real life, in videos I can feast.
Anonymous No.213966644 >>213967388
>>213966564
the bigwigs are turning the beloved series Criterion Closet into generic youtube slop and nobody's doing nothing to stop it!
Anonymous No.213966690 >>213966739 >>213966759 >>213971782
TUMMY
Anonymous No.213966739 >>213966802
>>213966690
This fucking whore did that on purpose.
Anonymous No.213966759 >>213966984
>>213966690
We should send Winona back to the closet now that Mikey Madison started the free the nip movement. I want to see her big khazar granny nipple outlines.
Anonymous No.213966802
>>213966739
it's just her bare stomach bro.....
Anonymous No.213966872
>>213966582
Death stranding, she was not half bad in.
Anonymous No.213966935 >>213967347
S O V L
Anonymous No.213966957
might as well combine the shows. feed them spicy food, then send them to pick and talk about movies
Anonymous No.213966984 >>213967165 >>213967208
>>213966759
What is that? Looks like the worse traits of when a white breeds with a chink.
Anonymous No.213967000
Her Criterion Closet video wasn't even three minutes.

They forced this poor girl to pretend she cares about movies.
Anonymous No.213967165 >>213967308 >>213967417 >>213970355 >>213970646 >>213971116
>>213966984
It makes more sense when you see her twin brother. She looks ethnically weird because she's facially a gingenigger that inexplicably has black hair. The rest of her family are gingers and they all have that same face.
Anonymous No.213967171 >>213967893
>>213966582
You don't notice acting in a film. You are invested in the story. Is the character living in this story?
Anonymous No.213967208 >>213967249 >>213967270
>>213966984
Turn on your monitor
Anonymous No.213967216 >>213969609
Why do actors have to pretend to be film nerds now?
Anonymous No.213967249
>>213967208
Lol pwned
Anonymous No.213967270
>>213967208
BOOM roasted
Anonymous No.213967308 >>213967361
>>213967165
Does she dye her hair or is it naturally black?
Anonymous No.213967347
>>213966935
is that Anna Karina? What did she take?
Anonymous No.213967361 >>213967429 >>213970355
>>213967308
Natural
Anonymous No.213967388
>>213966644
but it's all just videos of people naming movies and talking about them, that's what it's always been
Anonymous No.213967417
>>213967165
>she's a daywalker
now it all makes sense
Anonymous No.213967429
>>213967361
little monkey fella
Anonymous No.213967481
>>213966100 (OP)
NIPPLES!
TITS!
MILK!
Anonymous No.213967592
nepotism hot ones closet

what went wrong
Anonymous No.213967750
Let me give you fags a tip. Look for konbini video club on youtube and enjoy the far superior kino shilling experience.
Anonymous No.213967893 >>213969570
>>213967171
Nonsense. Impassioned scenes are the hallmark of good acting.

>Denzel's rant at the end of Training Day.
>Tom Hanks laying there and lazily firing at the Panzer rolling toward him and the look of abject bewilderment when it exploded.
>Sean Bean's tearful pledge of loyalty to Aragorn when he dies
>Ernest Borgnine explaining to his mom that he's ugly and fat that women will never want him in Marty
>David Hyde Pierce's opening longshot scene in Frasier with the spot of blood on the couch as great physical comedy acting

And so on. Yes, they vanish into the characters and you're invested into the story, but good acting gives weight and poignancy to the stories they're in.
Anonymous No.213968869
>>213966100 (OP)
>wearing a half slip as outer wear
That's my kinda whore.
Anonymous No.213968980 >>213969000
>>213966100 (OP)
>"Hot Ones"-fication of the Criterion Closet

OH NO NO NO NO NONO NO
Someone wasn't paying attention. Poor soul. 'Hotonefication' of Criterion would be an improvement at this point.
Anonymous No.213969000 >>213969903
>>213968980
Damn, forgot pic.
Anonymous No.213969493
>>213966582
The Substance. Specifically the "I'm...Sue..." and "It's time to Pump It Up" scenes.
Anonymous No.213969565
>>213966116
A lot of (real) women have broader shoulders than hips.
Anonymous No.213969570
>>213967893
Nah shut the fuck up, dramatic whispering is good acting, if I see the actors emote it takes me out of the movie.
Anonymous No.213969609
>>213967216
She acted in a Claire Denis movie recently. You think it's fake she would pick a Denis film after spending months working with the director?
Anonymous No.213969845
>>213966100 (OP)
aka: theres too many hot girls on this youtube channel for my liking
Anonymous No.213969903
>>213969000
They're right you know
Anonymous No.213969913
>>213966582
she accurately played a slutty hippie in once upon a time in hollywood
Anonymous No.213970227 >>213970317
>>213966100 (OP)
It's too late, they were always the hotones of movie selection shows.
Anonymous No.213970317
>>213970227
Exactly, from the get go I didnt get why actors didnt troll them with armageddon or bring up the shitty random filters they use in ther "directors" cuts.
Anonymous No.213970355
>>213967165
>>213967361
I can hear the fibromyalgia and circumcision in those pictures.
Anonymous No.213970397 >>213970943
>>213966116
moron
Anonymous No.213970492
>>213966517
Yet somehow he has an enormous ego
Anonymous No.213970646
>>213967165
which rich inbred european bloodline is this lot from
Anonymous No.213970943
>>213970397
no u
Anonymous No.213970981
>>213966582
She was legitimately good as a trashy hippie in OUATIH, she was convincingly whorish while also clearly having an ulterior motive
Anonymous No.213970987
>>213966100 (OP)
Did she get work done? She looks prettier than usual.
Anonymous No.213971116
>>213967165
i thought she was a spic at first. some of them have that weird squinty half-asian look
Anonymous No.213971782
>>213966690
She's dorky AND sexy, just my type