Thread 213968004

Any tips on Corsomaxxing?

>>213968004 (OP)
Be as evil and jewish as possible

Go to book store
Ask if they have a first edition Don Quixote
Light up a cigarette as you do, ignore complaints and pleas from customers and employees
Settle for a used copy of a Michael Crichton book that’s only 2 dollars
Brag to your rival who comes in right after you
Be called unscrupulous
>mfw

Just walk around casually like youre in a hurry but you also are trying to be late, have a book bag, talk on the phone loud as you walk past people about important stuff angels demons the end of the world etc smoke. Do this everywhere you go. Also drop books infront of people making them pick it up for you, dont thank them and tell them do they realise they just touched a first edition of whatever book you dropped and now its ruined due to the oil on their fingers.

Also answer the phone in public as crowded as possible with " its a fake, a replica". Repeat that over and over slightly louder each time with "its not the original but im getting closer", also louder. Do this while spinning 360 on the spot looking down then then up always never up then down.

>>213968777
Anti-satanic holy trips...I kneel.

>>213968004 (OP)
Is he Aura Farming?

Start smoking and drinking while handling super rare priceless ancient tomes

>>213968777
Blessed digits

>>213968004 (OP)
Start putting your tv dinners in the microwave with the packaging on.

>>213968004 (OP)
Be unscrupulous. Thoroughly unscrupulous.

>>213968004 (OP)
start smoking

>>213968320
>talk on the phone loud as you walk past people about important stuff angels demons the end of the world etc smoke.
wrong. that ruins the entire mysterious facade.
all attempts at network communication must be done in hushed manners, in cramped positions.

>>213969076
Be sure to drop ash on priceless first editions.

itt characters with powerful aura

>>213968866
checked

>>213968777
checked.
>>213968004 (OP)
>smoke cigarettes, bamboozle widows out of their husband's collections, resell for profit, be chased by occult aryan women and have sex with them.
this man is a pirate in every movie he's in and not wanting to live as this man is a mistake.

books are gay

>>213968777
>>213969076

>>213969129
>>213969154

>>213969568
xDDD

>>213969190
Disagree, that comes after youve caught someones attention as this is all about getting bookworm pussy/bussy. Once you know someone is listening THEN you break out the hushed whisper variations of "its a fake, im getting warming,forward the funds" etc.

>>213969076
This is really fine smoke-acting gotta admit.

>>213969826
you can't act and smoke. you can only smoke. there is no acting involved here. he's a smoker. that's why it looks natural.

>>213968097

I recently developed a habit of walking into various small stores of nerdy stuff when I spot them (in malls and other such places) and asking them whether they have D12 dice, but not a regular dodecahedron, but a rhombic dodecahedron. Or, if you don't have that one, how about a triakis tetrahedron? None of them had them available so far, but the reactions are nice.
(mass-produced rhombic dodecahedron dice do exist, I own one. mass-produced triakis tetrahedron dice, I don't think so.)

>>213969849
yeah but he taps into that power, as an actor

>>213969129
>>213969154
kek, unironically

>>213969298
Samefag

>>213969869

i feel like this going into mexican places and asking if they make actual mexican style tacos

>>213968004 (OP)
trying to be like dean corso won't make you look like johnny depp. it'll make you look like josh saunders (rip my nigga)
cobramaxxing is a much more realistic goal

>>213968636
thanks anon, I'm a fake, a replica... I'm not the original... but I'm getting closer.

Also have an umbrella closed and look like youve just dodged the rain but not quite showing slight rain drop marks but not soaked like you didnt even bother using the umbrella in the rain, like a total and utter madman. It makes you look mysterious and genius.

>>213970624
Actsully made me chuckle

>>213968004 (OP)
Wear formal but oversized casual suits