Thread 213969520

COOPER THIS IS NO TIME FOR CAUTION

>>213969520 (OP)
I see black cock

>>213969520 (OP)
>dude love transcends time and space
what a dumb movie

>>213969520 (OP)
>earth is running out of oxygen because of a crop blight
what a dumb movie

COME ON TARS

>>213969520 (OP)
let's make that sixty percent...

>>213969551
>>213969580
>sentences the black dude to 23 years of solitary confinement voluntarily

>>213969714
foy wouldn't, you sicko

>>213969650
I like how he blows up off screen and no one gives a fuck.

>>213969850
she's white as a snow and looks pure. perfect snowbunny.

>>213969520 (OP)
TARS SET CHOCOLATE LEVELS TO 100%

>>213969520 (OP)
Everyone remembers TARS, but everyone forgets CASE. He saved them on the water planet, people!

>>213969551
kys materialist bug

>>213969931
they should've made them different colors

>>213969551
why wouldn't it though? bitter men who ain't happily married with their dream woman and have at least 3 children don't reply

>>213969520 (OP)
This movie had such an interesting premise

but such a horribly boring and soulless execution

like literally every other Christopher Nolan movie

>>213969520 (OP)
this movie got HEAVILY carried by the visuals and soundtrack, the premise was completely retarded
>yeah we built an extremely advanced space station that we're gonna send through a wormhole into another galaxy in order to find a habitable planet to put an embryo farm on because humans are gonna go extinct because of global crop failure??

>>213969650
>Ok, there's like half a dozen planets to go inspect
>we're desperately short on time and need to look at them as fast as possible to make a decision and save humanity
>we can go to these prime candidate worlds but they're a few months away
>OR!
>we can go to this nearby planet that's orbiting a giga blackhole where one whole day will be centuries on Earth, that's 0% likely to be a viable habitat in any way, but there's a signal saying it's totally safe!
>come on, let's go to black hole world, in and out, two hours on planet/a few years real time tops!

>>213969931
>CASE! Go get her!

>>213969520 (OP)
>our species is going extinct due to le climate change that we caused, so we must send some of the smartest people out on a terminal mission to prometheus a bunch of different planets and fuck up their eco-system far worse than what we supposedly did to ours
>actually we completely solved the issue with our own planet anyways
why was 90% of the movie completely pointless?
and why was the other 10% just some guy yelling MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPH

>>213969880
Oh shit you're right I never thought about that, I knew I missed something but couldn't tell what.

>>213970225
>that's 0% likely to be a viable habitat in any way

there was liquid water, something what 99,999% of planets miss

>>213969520 (OP)
>Hey, TARS? You wanna go ridin' in space to go visit Dave and HAL?
>Alright, alright, alright, Coop!

>>213970382
It's bathed in hard radiation from the black hole, there's no land mass for viable farming or structures, and kilometer tall waves because of same black hole. It should have been at the very bottom of candidates especially since the idea it would be quick to check is fundamentally flawed due to the time going down to the planet. Years on that planet to look around for an hour, versus a few months to go to the others for in-depth checks.

>>213969977
women are the most materialistic creatures on earth and they will be the first to tell you some zodiac shit like "love transcends time and space"

>>213969551
retard

>>213970225
I dont see it mentioned ever, even by leddit film experts, but Cooper's decision to go to the first planet was clearly a direct reaction to Brand's admission of love for Edmunds. It's supposed to be ironic that Cooper chose skepticism each time and got fucked over for it.

>>213970535
no u

TARS >> CASE > PLEX >>>>>> KIPP

>>213969714
Kek
>>213969850
>This is what Timmy’s actually believe

>>213969520 (OP)
It sucked, I prefer actual scifi
>muh murph
>muh love
Fuck off

>>213970563
do you want to have gay retard sex

>>213970478
Man at this speed a simple mosquito would absolutely destroy your windshield.

>>213970535
>Cooper's decision to go to the first planet was clearly a direct reaction to Brand's admission of love for Edmunds
Isn't that the decision to go to the second planet? Which they pick Hugh's planet rather than Edmund's?

>>213969520 (OP)
>TAAAAAAAAAARRRSSSSS
>GOOD MORNING

>>213970481
He said materialist, not materialistic. That means he's a borderline schizophrenic into faggy esoteric shit like gnosticism.

>>213970509
>Years ago, in the Burma nebula, we identified a black hole that was consuming gas at an alarming rate. It was an anomaly; an outlaw to science. And it collapsed, as many anomalies do. And then one day, we saw a large planet, orbiting a star the size of a tangerine. Bane is the scariest sun I've ever seen in my career of space exploration.
>Uhhh... Alright, alright, alright!

>>213969551
Still astonishing to me over a decade later how so many people actually thought it was because of the power of love.

>>213970688
>Isn't that the decision to go to the second planet? Which they pick Hugh's planet rather than Edmund's?
oh you're right. I was misremembering. That makes it even funnier considering it was a 50/50 choice.

>>213970789
It's quantum entanglement stuff. A fumbling attempt to dumb down a theory that humans cannot yet fully understand. It's a grab into the dark. So humans interpret the concept emotionally. We always do that at first with new concepts.

>>213970676
kek

>>213970789
It was literally spelled out as "love" by Cooper himself, tardo

>>213969520 (OP)
humor setting at 100%

>>213970234
i love it

>>213970565
poor KIPP

>>213970234
Lol awesome

>>213969931
>Be blind user, solo mission with a TARS unit
>Have to repair broken vocabulator
Jeo(zjJ&d82isk

>>213971207
>Increase racism factor by 300%
Coop, send down Romily to the water planet.

>>213971239
I don't know if that vid is real, but I hope it is, because that raft/mattress was on a mission.

>>213969880
it's not offscreen though? you clearly see the explosion

>53 replies
>not ONE foyposting
where did /tv/ go?

>You don't believe we've been to the moon?
It wasn't supposed to be a documentary

>>213969548
I usually cant stand bbc posters but this made me kek