Thread 213969619

HOH: Vince
Noms: Ava, Kelley, Mickey
Veto: Mickey

previously on /bb/: >>213960618

morgan going schizo to save mickey after she said morgan isnt a real black woman is crazy

Morgan already blowing up Vinny’s game first thing in the morning to Will kek

lauren bikini backyard birthday party

>>213969762
The cookout is running this house

>>213969833
based

kelley fucking with them by doing laps in the yard while they are trying to talk

>>213969861
kek will said shes nosey as hell

kelley took the bowl of fake strawberries outside so she can use them to count her laps.. she cant count to 35 in her head?

Did you guys know 23 years ago an angel was sent down to earth

>>213969987
yeah, she fell on her head and became mentally disabled

>>213969987
were blessed to have her

>>213969987
Kat is an angel, I agree
TMC didn't deserve her

Y'all niggas seriously overrate Lauren.
Analyse, BB23 Alyssa, Paloma, even Ameerah were all hotter than this basic bitch

>>213969987
more like a semen demon

>>213969987
>>213970038
>>213970062
>>213970073

Get a grip, man

ropes already back on her high horse

>>213970113
ropes is at her most entertaining when she believes she's in a position of power

>>213970086
>even Ameerah were all hotter than this basic bitch
You're insane if you think that chipmunk was hotter than Lauren

>>213969987
I did

>>213969861
At this point, if I were her, i would be constantly around m or m just to fuck with their constant game talk. You’re on the block and going to go home if you don’t take yourself off so annoy the shit out of the enemies.

yay Vince ruined his game

keanu can finally change his clothes today

its simple
get the niggers out

>>213970327
Kat actually said this

>>213970297
evergreen statement

>>213970086
Ameerah's not even in her league
Loma is cute moreso than stunningly beautiful
Anal is a thot
Alyssa is the only one who comes close, but Lauren is still prettier than her

Does anyone know what the POV comp was that Ropes won?

walk™

>>213970933
sounds like some kind of crapshoot that you could knock other players out

>>213970327
watch the n-bombs bro

>>213971015
cute birthday girl

>ash goes up
>kelley wins blockbuster
>ashley leaves
would be funny after she said last night she'd stop "playing dumb"

Happy birthday to:
>Vince McMahon!
>Stephen Fry!
>Cal Ripken Jr!
>Dave Chappelle!
>Chad Michael Murray!
>Rupert Grint!
>Lauren!

the only explanation for all the boren simps is that we have a bunch of thirdies hanging around

cockbuster

>>213971234
take your meds

>>213971407
>using a latina to represent your white power nonsense

>>213971407
>posting a brown girl after complaining about third worlders
kek

>>213971454
paloma fuentes

btw paloma isnt latina, she is greek

>>213971454
>>213971461

>>213971569
>aguilar

>>213971569
>Aguilar means 'haunt of eagles' and is from places in Spain called Aguilar or Aguilas. Aguilar is a common Hispanic surname found mainly in Spain and also in Argentina.
stop your lies or I'll send eagles to haunt you

my name is rajesh, i have 6 kids and work in a textile factory, i use a vpn to watch american reality tv show live feeds to watch my white princess lauren

Lauren’s neuroplasticity is now almost fully developed bros (^ ω ^)

is it third worlders or white shutins? maybe we will never know

bug brother mention

>>213971673
based

>>213971569
She said she is half greek half mexican

>>213971673
As long as you pay your taxes & go about your day, you can come to America for all I care & enjoy that shit for free. Pluto feeds for all.

Either Lauren or Keanu need to win HoH next week or else Vinny is finito

vince and morgan need to fuck

Total Morgan Death

>>213971828
but she identifies as greek, chud

>>213971982
schizo tv hours starting early today

>>213971982
>look at lauren

>>213971982
>can't stop staring at lauren
wow she's just like me

next think you guy will try to do is convince me morgan is half black and lauren is half injun

>>213972176
Rachel has half-latino children

vincenzos had it

ashley turning rachel against all the whites

>>213972238
>vote wrong every eviction
>wonder wtf went wrong

>>213972176
Lauren is Tunica-Biloxi Indian

lauren is a virgin angel

>>213972299
She went to LSU

>>213972176
for me it's muslim kelley and samoan keanu

>>213972330
and she didn’t have sex

>>213972373
you're projecting

>>213972330
lauren has definitely taken a BBC or 10, i've had dreams about it

>>213972299
>tri delt
o i am laffin

>>213972485
he doesn’t seem like the stomp clap type

god i wish they would all stop saying "i agree"

>>213972510
HO

having this many woman this far into the game is insufferable

>rachel: its too late for him to play the middle

bitch thats exactly what you did last week, you nominated one side and renommed the other

Lauren WILL win HOH and protect Vincenzo & all the whites minus Rachel. Trust the bbgods

watch the n-bombs, captcha

>>213972673
Captcha has the right idea, GROWL it like a wolf

>>213972666
>Keanu, Kelley, and Will
>again

Is nu-Dexter any good?

>>213972666
CONFIRMED

>morgan climbs in bed
>vince gets out of bed

oh no no

>>213972740
lauren would nom mickey and rachel

>>213972744
New Blood? no
Resurrection? very

>>213972666
>Triple 6 trips
whatever it takes to keep lauren & weasel safe even if it’s satanic I guess

lmao morgan has lost her mind

morgan is scaring me more than usual bros...

LOL VINCE GETTING MAD AT THIS PSYCHO BITCH

Vinny is being so non respondent to Morgan now. Wouldn't it be kino if Vinny gets so rattled he puts Morgan on the block?

>What has Lauren done to you?
>Well, she used the veto on me.
Goddamn, Morgan is slowly losing her marbles.

vince is gonna FREAK

Vince needs to put this bitch on the block

does vince know will was the second vote for him or does he think it was ashley?

ICK meter through the roof right now

>>213972238
>I coulda been a contendah
>I coulda been somebody
>STELLAH!!!!!

vince definitely wishing he kept rylie

>>213972903
just needs to pull out the m&ms

>>213972909
Has there ever been a more obvious veto of all time? You have to get black people off the fucking house. This is actually a time travel to kill Hitler tier mistake if you don't. We'll be saying wow what happened top 5 blackbombs

>>213973098
it won't matter anymore, with ava and kelly on the block, they'll team up to get whoever doesn't win blockbuster out

MORGAN IS GONNA HUNT RACHEL DOWN

>>213972863
She's trying to mist /ourRat/ without understanding he was born in the mist

why do they get a iphone now instead of a ipod nano

>>213973240
it probably broke or became too obsolete for the new zoomer production assistants to load music onto it

Does anyone else do BB simulators with ChatGPT or am I just a fuckin retarded loser lmao

is keanu ok with vince putting up rachel and voting her out?

Morgan is a retard

>>213973348
yea he wants her out
they would have the votes too if kelly or ava wins blockbuster

>>213973348
he's been hard suggesting it to Vince all of his HoH

>>213973348
You put too much trust in what Keanu tells Rachel lol

will getting that laundry done

is Morgan a top 5 most annoying and schizo BB player ever? I feel like I'd legit murder her if I was Vinny right now

>>213973342
I'm a classy gentleman who uses brantsteele

There's no chance that someone has talked to Mickey about not using the veto on herself, have they?
For all the shit that Mickey spews on about her own noms not deserving to use the veto on themselves if they win, this could work, r-right?

>>213973417
i do? show me where i said that.

>>213969619 (OP)
Exactly. You put up Ashley, you don't risk Keanu flipping, better shot to get Ava's vote (although I think you really need to tell her about the judges), better shot to flip Morgan. Plus, you leave a big target for Lauren/Kat/Kelley, who seem unable to see past Rachel.

>>213973468
she has the makeup skills of a middle school girl

can kat talk to some into vince and tell him that no nigger is putting up another nigger?

they're about to start fucking in the hoh bed

>>213973520
Won't WILL watch

Any expert on season 23, I have a weird question to ask....

Lauren and Keanu are the only likeable people left

>>213973672
what's up?

vince was dumb to not kick morgan out for this

>>213973699
Did SB and the black dude fuck, if so how many times?

>>213972642
vince aint no rachel

>>213973733
I know Alyssa and Xavier hooked up (and obviously Claire and DX) but I haven't heard anything about SB and Kyland
I don't think SB took the whole Cookout deception thing as well as some of the others from the cast

wont WILL do nothing and GET all the game info

I think I hate Morgan now more then any other hosueguest this season

oh god the so called judges are going to corner him

GET OUT OF THERE VINCE

Vince deserves all of this.

>>213973801
i was wondering why is vince being so honest to him

>>213973794
Thank (you)

if vince tells ava about the judges, will she turn against the blacks and join lauren/kat?

why is morgan there

they think keanu threw

>>213973871
she has essentially hijacked vince's HOH. /ourweasel/ lost the game by evicting rylie to save a clingy schizo retard who wants him to roll over

the comedy continues

>>213973921
she hasnt done any hijacking. none of the 3 noms were her pick (she wanted lauren, kat and kelley up) and she has no convinced him to renom anyone other than rachel or ashley yet.. fascinating take you have

vinny sitting there wondering why the fuck he evicted riley

>>213973794
doubt. alyssa friendzoned xaiver hard

>>213973984
im obviously talking after veto, dipshit. morgan is literally planning to talk block the entire day and probably right up until noms not giving vinny a chance to talk to kat/lauren/ava again alone

this should piss off Vinny and make him nom one of them

reason for not targeting me
>the alliance you're in will target you (they aren't your allies)
>i'll win blockbuster (i have production rigging things for me)

>>213974023
ok well thats not happening either but keep telling yourself it is

vince too much of a pussy to do rachel renom

Vince really should've never begged Lauren to veto. He'd be leading his cult right now and not at the mercy of this cold war alliance

>>213974023
kek that's what she did to mickey's hoh and then she stopped to talking her after renoms

vinny should go crazy and put morgo on the block

now Rachel knows Keanu was pitching her name this week kek

this is the moment Vince decided not to put Rachel up

vince is giving too info out to be then nom rachel/ashley

kat is going up and kelly is gone

>>213974031
He's already re-noming Rachel

>>213974166
it has been known once mickey won veto

>>213974190
I doubt it

>>213974166
our girl isnt going to lose to those bimbos that won one luck comp each

their arguments for putting up kat is that the other side will just get over it

will Vince fall for the pussymist

keanu hoh next week with morgan/mickey/ashley noms and rachel renom

maybe vince can comp out like jag did

>>213974227
Vince getting Gang-Misted by the Gingers should convince him to re-nom Ashley or Rachel imo

>>213973994
they hooked up finale night at todrick's house, it's a pretty open secret

meanwhile the buddies are talking about how they will never target each other

>>213974268
yes

morgo saying she was fat when she got in the house

i hope vince is just humoring them cause ashley is the easiest renom. everyone in the house except for rachel and morgan wants her out and told him to put her up

>>213974458
He's not sadly, he's for sure going to put up Kat and officially pick the nuCookout side. I really hope to be wrong

lauren is body-ody

>throws his game away due to pissymist
>gets evicted pre jury
>girlfriend at home dumps him
>unemployed
Man I'd hate to be Vince

>>213974495
kelley is booty-ooty

>>213974531
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAT

>Vince renoms Kat
>he'll then be directly responsible for getting rid of 3 white people
Buddy Games LET'S FUCKING GO

None of this would be happening if Vince didn't ratfuck Adrian.

>>213974597
or ratfucking rylie

say something kat jfc dont just sit there seething

91 in Studio Shitty :)

if i was hoh i would turn the tv off and say i lost the remote

>>213974648
trvke

KAT TELL HIM TO PUT UP THE BUDDIES

kek kat making threats

>>213974597
Vince is pussy-wussy

>>213974597
Nobody cares about that beaner, it's like he was never there

>>213974597
>Ratfucks adrain.
>Kelley develops intense hatred but still works with him
>Keanu errs on the side of caution but still works him.
> Ratfucks both Keanu and Kelley by voting out Rylie.
> Keanu and Kelley both throw the comp to ratfuck him back.
Whatever you put in universe has a way of coming back and bite you, Vince.

pinchy cappers get ready

Kelsey needs a real man

Kelley swears she's a stacy

>>213973699
champagnebros lets pop

>>213974703
Adrian’s promise

>>213974751
>champagne for my real friends
>real pain for my sham friends

>>213974813
nice and sweaty

kek

>quick switch to keanu
>oh man

>switch back to vince
>oh man

>>213974702
his eviction still has an impact on house dynamics

KELLY GOING OFF HER MEDS

lol kelley

>tell her to use the veto on ava and you will put up keanu or kat

>>213974883
dat ass

>>213974893
No it doesn't

>>213974883
using kelleys butt as a pillow for nap times

Kelley instead of bringing up a potential alliance with ava/lauren/vince/katherine/kelley, she makes this stupid fucking pitch kek

>>213974937
bless her heart, she's trying

sounds like production told keanu to throw the veto to mickey

>>213974965
they dangled TAR or survivor in front of him

>>213974989
>survivor
when was the last time a bb player was on survivor? feels like bmc was the last one?

>>213974927
will going means the cookout 2.0 has one less member, ava doesn't build a stronger bond with him during her hoh - she has to become closer to someone else, Adrian would've been a loyal soldier for vince

>>213975047
Yaawwwn I'm bored

>>213974872
it's synchronicity.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756068142216929.mp4

>>213975042
yeah and cirie is the only survivor to play big brother

>>213975078
kek nice, thanks

Rancid vibes in HOH

>>213975081
Bowston Rohss will be the second

at this point Vince is going to put up Kat and pray he can get to jury for a crumb of Morgan pussy when the cameras are off

(and it honestly might work)

vince struggling with his first hoh, gave no hope with this one

Your BB legacy being a guy in the best position who threw it all way to cheat on your girlfriend

>>213975129
/ouregg/ is still in there, I believe he'll nom Rachel or Ashley

>>213975170
with fucking Morgan of all women in the house

katherine pissed her pants

>>213975084
Bug brother bros, we are so in.

I'd eat lauren's poop happy birthday lauren!

>>213974872
>>213975078
reminds me of this https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_nqvy964Dhw1qzc5i4_480.mp4

now would be prime time to introduce the luke intruder twist

funny how vince said he doesnt believe in that speak it into the universe bullshit but the day of rylie eviction he tells morgan if he keeps her he is tanking his game.
funny how that works out

vinny killed the season ts boring af

>>213975078
bbkino

>>213975377
surely they'll use this big brother square for something

>>213975452
grodner did for constantly including crapshoot comps

>>213975452
Sorry you can't watch a zoo exhibit like BB23 and 26, lmao.

>>213975483
doesnt really sound like it was crapshoot veto though. keanu kelley and vince could've literally targeted mickey every round and got her out.
they didnt, its on them.

>>213975471
That was for the twin twist but zae already got eliminated

>>213975483
>>213975505
wym

rat being tortured by ropes

big dumper 2 home runs he has 49. MLB record for a catcher

>>213975475
>>213975509
birthday bummin

>>213975565
if you mouseover these its like that rachel gif

>>213975471
*saves your season*

I stopped watching feeds and feel empty now. I was actually hopeful for a Vince HoH and now I feel like a fucking idiot

Imagine if Vinny is able to get Mickey on the Keanu side by convincing her that Rachel is for sure coming after Mickey, would be the only play at this point

Keanu is afraid to go outside

Vince has an out here; out the judges to both Ava and Mickie and let’s see what they do with that

you can tell when ropes is being disingenuous, she blinks incessantly

>>213975675
if he does that he has to commit to putting up rachel or ashley. i think he is going to continue to play scared and just try to get to jury with a kat renom

avas eating

>it wouldnt be a big move if you got ashley
>it would be a big move if you got kelley out

is this bitch for real?

>if kelley goes home thats a big move
>if ashley goes home thats not a big move
>if kat goes home thats not a big move, thats a shiesty move

>>213975581
these nbombs wouldnt stand a chance

>>213975754
>>213975777
ropes gonna camp out in the hoh, aint she

>>213975581
>Walks into the house when no one is in the living room
>Immediately drops an n-bomb
>Leaves before anyone sees him

>>213975777
>shiesty
That's actually a real black people word? I thought it was just a meme on this guy

can someone post lauren afraid of outside?

>>213975913
this one?

>>213975754
>>213975777
Kelley is a comp beast

>>213975664
>>213975678
hope they keep the backyard open. last year they had a watch a video and answer hoh comp, after the wall comp, i think

>>213975754
programming pro-cookout seeds into your fellow houseguests again i see ropes

mickey is unironically playing better than Vince so far

I wanted Vince to weasel his way to Final 3 so fucking bad bros ;__;

some lauren munching asmr going on

>>213976199
i think he can still do it. i can see once jury starts the voting block falling apart. he will of course need to pull some clutch vetos or hohs

>>213975932
thanks, best i could do

>>213976247
>>213976273
are they not making her a cake :(

Vince needs to be a fucking man and target the blacks. Even if he makes it to the end with playing it safe this week I think he loses alot of jury votes. Especially if kelley makes it out this week, she will definitely poison the jury against vince

>>213976247
kelley is a good person

>>213976247
they better give them liquor tonight.
>>213976357
THEY BETTER

>>213976247
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREN

>>213976357
Yesterdayd, she said that they haven't asked her what kind she wants.
They might have today.

when vince is done with a convo he starts talking about comps. these clueless idiots dont read it

Keanu NEEDS to win HOH next week to save the season at this point. The time for Riggers is now, grodner

>>213976470
>Lauren what do you want?

aww lauren is crying. shes all alone on her bday

morgan tired herself out

>>213976335
nice

lauren tearing up at her hoh letter :(

>>213976677
reading your hoh letter in the backroom

ropes said "its just a game" like 30 times in one minute

SHOULD OF KEPT RYLIE KEKEKE *smacks lips*

these people are scum

Kelly <3

T__T

vince hasn’t even said happy birthday to lauren today

>quad ropes
fuck you

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>213976866
whoever makes her cry deserves to have their lives ruined desu

>>213976866
:(
Cheer up sweet pea

I hate Mickey’s guts bros

>>213976847
>>213976866
>>213976914
it was not supposed to be like this

VINCE TALK TO SOMEONE WHOS NOT BLACK CHALLENGE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

>>213976890
AAAAAAAAAAA

>Rachel: Do you want me to leave?
>Kat: I don’t care, my eyes are closed.

>>213977002
we have to save her

>>213977113
based ice queen

Rachel telling Keanu that he has to convince Vince to put up Kat

kat is pissed!

>>213977205
hope she goes off

awkward silence

Reanu fight

KING KEANU

is veto ceremony today?4t2gp

>>213977350
tomorrow

Keanu going off an Kelley

>>213977365
Tomorrow 8m2xy

>>213977423
trvke

NEW

>>213977461
>>213977461
>>213977461
>>213977461
>>213977461
>>213977461

kinda cool seeing lauren realize she made all the wrong moves and vince realizing he did the same thing