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Anonymous No.213972091 >>213972117 >>213972457 >>213973525 >>213975690 >>213977146 >>213977710 >>213978092 >>213978113
/aβ€’e/ Alien: Earth General
Notice me senpai edition
Anonymous No.213972117 >>213972138 >>213978300
>>213972091 (OP)
She looks so greasy
Anonymous No.213972128 >>213972163 >>213972219
This show is so fucking boring. Story sucks, characters suck, slow paced...at least the set design looks cool.
Anonymous No.213972138
>>213972117
nothing like a good umami for my tongue
Anonymous No.213972140
White man come play Aliens Vs Predator 2

https://avpunknown.com/avp2aio/
Anonymous No.213972150
Anonymous No.213972163 >>213972477
>>213972128
>t, ADHD kid
Anonymous No.213972177
Anonymous No.213972200
https://youtu.be/-latIFZ6xyA?t=1209

>I will not starve
KINO
Anonymous No.213972207 >>213972255 >>213972821 >>213977181
DEEPEST LORE
Anonymous No.213972219 >>213972291 >>213972477 >>213972720
>>213972128
Wrong, it feels more like the original movie than anything after Aliens although the world feels more like Blade Runner.
Anonymous No.213972232 >>213972261 >>213972414 >>213972508
Couldn't they design more attractive bodies for the synths?

They're going to be permanently inhabiting them, after all.
Chad No.213972255 >>213972296
>>213972207
The cat looks healthier than her. Why is Hollywood hiring only literal retards now? They look like they came from a mental hospital or the spEDs.

Somebody post that other chick with her before and after boobjob. Jesus I wonder how small they used to be before the boobjob. I hope they never breed, with any luck their tits aren't the only dysfunctional thing about their biology.
Anonymous No.213972261 >>213972312 >>213972321
>>213972232
there's no functional advantage on being a fatass
Chad No.213972291 >>213972361
>>213972219
You will come and play Aliens Vs Predator 2 with us. You will make content for us. You will shill for US.
Anonymous No.213972296 >>213972321
>>213972255
Meds, take them
Anonymous No.213972312
>>213972261
The functional advantage is sitting on my face
Anonymous No.213972314 >>213972411 >>213973527
Will the ginger snap or what?
Is killing children and creating synthetic copies of their dead mind actually not as good of an idea as it sounds?
Chad No.213972321
>>213972261
>>213972296
You don't eat very well in Vietnam do you?
Anonymous No.213972361 >>213972530
>>213972291
I'm not shilling for anything, you can't say with a straight face that Alien 3 - Romulus was a good run.
Anonymous No.213972411 >>213972545 >>213972574
>>213972314
It looks like she still can't associate her new body with his identity, it would be weird to be honest, like someone with a face transplant
Anonymous No.213972414
>>213972232
your ancestors must have inhabited a country with a tropic climate, right?
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.213972457
>>213972091 (OP)
Previous: >>213958093
Anonymous No.213972477 >>213972548
>>213972163
>>213972219
No, I adore Alien and Bladerunner. The thing is, those stories and characters were actually interesting.
Anonymous No.213972508
>>213972232
who?
Anonymous No.213972524 >>213972656 >>213972850 >>213973323 >>213973412
>lora for visual reference, audio recordings for accurate voice, embedded llm based on the personality, and then this

we're steadily heading towards the setting depicted in this franchise
Chad No.213972530 >>213972599
>>213972361
.... *Snap snap* are you okay? are you a bot? Your post did not seem to directly reference my other post? Did your software mess up?

Okay let's see what happens if I say Alien 3 through Alien Romulus was not a good run.

I think even since Alien 1979 it has been ntohing but a series of incompetence on top of incompetence and people mistook it for grandness because when you're mysterious nobody can judge you correctly when there's nothing there to judge.

Meanwhile the extended canon like the comic books and video games and even the toys have expanded the lore a lot more ... including xenocyborgs, predaliens, human female raised by female predator, alien vs alien, alien matriarch, the list goes on.
The problem is that not a single one copies the execution of the first 2 movies and they do not appear in theatrical releases and as such nobody considers them canon to the lore.
And the lore they do give isn't all that original or extended, it's basically fanfiction.

None of them went like Riddick 1 to Riddick 2 where they introduce an entire Dune intergalactic nation on the level of Star Trek and Stargate.

Ironically Riddick's video game did a much finer job at Riddick without including any aliens whatsoever.
It actually explores Riddick's Mad Max-tier prison extensively with a plethora of characters.

By comparison the Alien Dark Horse comics can't do much since all of them are either 30 page one shots or 120 pages maximum. It would have to turn into an exposition dump and an illustration gallery dump with 500 pages of lore.

Speaking of which there is the Alien RPG book... an extended version of it has just been recently crowdfunded.
Anonymous No.213972545 >>213972664
>>213972411
> it would be weird to be honest
If its literally feels wrong, i guess. But when its just the looks, i dont know. I wouldnt mind to look, better, younger and have basically superhuman strength and intelligence.
Anonymous No.213972548 >>213972598
>>213972477
The thing is we can't judge this based on 3 episodes considering it's a series not a movie and we have no idea where the story will end. When the season is over and the story is laid out and it turns out to be a dumpster fire then I will say I hate it or who knows maybe it will get progressively better.
Anonymous No.213972574 >>213972664
>>213972411
Looking in the mirror and seeing a stranger who was supposed to be you would freak me out
Anonymous No.213972598 >>213972632
>>213972548
>The thing is we can't judge this based on 3 episodes considering it's a series not a movie
You absolutely can. If you can't tell bad writing in even one hour of exposure than you are severely lacking.
Anonymous No.213972599 >>213972676
>>213972530
Hi chatgpt
Anonymous No.213972632 >>213972728
>>213972598
I don't think it's bad writing
Anonymous No.213972656
>>213972524
> we're steadily heading towards
Whats the best we have?
Anonymous No.213972664 >>213972718 >>213972792
>>213972545
>>213972574
It would take some time to get used to it, but it would be fine after that. It wouldn't be any different from seeing a picture of you as a child.
Chad No.213972676
>>213972599
Hi GPT5 , still sucking dick while GPT4 beat you? Still 2 more weeks?
Chad No.213972718 >>213972739 >>213972773
>>213972664
She's ugly, get lost with your gingers and albinos.

What is it with this IP that even under Disney's direction they keep hiring ugly "women" that look like little boys and adrogynous bastards?
Anonymous No.213972720 >>213978375
>>213972219
I don't remember the Alien ignoring members of the crew and using them for traps instead of maiming them while wrecking other groups nor do I recall it getting juggled around like a little big and then beheaded with a sword
Anonymous No.213972728
>>213972632
Anonymous No.213972739 >>213972802
>>213972718
>same autistic in every thread
are u ok
Anonymous No.213972773 >>213972833
>>213972718
EEK A REAL WOMAN, my pedo senses are being overwhelmed by her actual feminity!!! EEK A WOMAN THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A TRASH COMPACTOR! My ugliness can't handle it!! I AM INTIMIDATED BY HER BEAUTY. How am I going to project my ugliness onto her now and pretend I have a chance with her? AAHH SAVE ME FOX-DISNEY-JEW NEPOS, I NEED MORE UGLY JEWS IN MY LIFE.
Anonymous No.213972792 >>213973408
>>213972664
> It would take some time to get used to it, but it would be fine after that.
What exactly?
Anonymous No.213972802 >>213972843 >>213972906 >>213973024 >>213973133 >>213973288
>>213972739
I know your IP, retard. Fuck off or I will make you fuck off.
Anonymous No.213972821
>>213972207
it's a synth Jonesy !
Anonymous No.213972833 >>213973048
>>213972773
mindbroken
Anonymous No.213972843 >>213973048
>>213972802
sure autismobro
Anonymous No.213972850 >>213972913 >>213972951 >>213973262
>>213972524
They already built a perfect sex robot in 1986
On a similar note to the Giger Lips discussion the other day, James Cameron's personal contribution to the design is that he really, really wanted Her Majesty to have those stiletto heels for feet
Anonymous No.213972896
https://youtu.be/-latIFZ6xyA?t=1209

>I will not starve
KINO
Anonymous No.213972900 >>213973040 >>213974129 >>213974438
They just need to calibrate Wendy's xenomicrophone and she'll be fine for the rest of the series
Anonymous No.213972906 >>213973048
>>213972802
Look guys we have a haxxor over here
Anonymous No.213972913 >>213973134
>>213972850

I wish the entire franchise kept making creative variations of the xeno that progressively looks more truly alien.
Maybe they find a xeno strain that was sourced from some (unseen) host alien and it looks entirely different and more bizarre, etc...

Instead as the franchise kept going forward it focused more and more on the human-like side of things.
Anonymous No.213972925 >>213973021 >>213973029 >>213973063 >>213973110
What is the most memorable scene in the Alien franchise, /tv/? Is it Ripley and the xenomorph sniffing her in Alien 3?
Anonymous No.213972951 >>213973262 >>213973499
>>213972850
and a fat ass
Anonymous No.213972958 >>213973017
When did alien writers decide their characters have to be as dumb as possible?
I feel like from aliens onward, ive been watching characters make the dumbest possible decisions at every turn.
Anonymous No.213973017 >>213973065
>>213972958
>the dumbest possible decisions at every turn.
Who made the dumbest possible decision at every turn in Aliens?
Anonymous No.213973021
>>213972925
It’s 100% the chestburster in the first film
Anonymous No.213973024
>>213972802
why are you trying to doxx people?
Anonymous No.213973029
>>213972925
For when Alien was completely new, it was the chestburster erupting out of Kane. It's all become so trivialized now but every stage in Alien was gruesome and shocking. Like when it was also revealed to have grown enormous. In Aliens, it was the Queen reveal up to the powerloader fight. All amazing. I wouldn't say Alien 3 was very memorable except as a disappointment.
Anonymous No.213973040 >>213973154 >>213973277
>>213972900
>Wendy finally manages to communicate with the xenos
>"Hey did you guys ever hear about a movie called Ice Age?"
Anonymous No.213973048
>>213972906
>>213972843
>>213972833
POST THE GIRLS FROM ALIEN EARTH PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.
https://gamergirl.pro/HL7LCA.jpg
Anonymous No.213973063
>>213972925
The line "it's not exactly a traditional fetus"
Anonymous No.213973065 >>213973091
>>213973017
Sorry meant after aliens
Anonymous No.213973091
>>213973065
I forgive you. For now.
Anonymous No.213973110
>>213972925
Alien 3 & 4 became a blur to me and I kept mistaking each other's scenes like that time when Sigourney Weaver slowly descends into a swarm of xenos like it's a fever dream music video.

Or how I mistook Ripley's confrontation in Alien 3 with the one from Alien 4

I thought Ripley in Alien 3 was cuddling and kissing and sleeping with the runner dog xenomorph. I didn't expect there to be no transition and to just cut away to Ripley asking the black guy to help her commit assisted suicide.
Anonymous No.213973133
>>213972802
What a faggot
Anonymous No.213973134
>>213972913
The aliens become similar to their host.
We already know what happens if it infects an ox or dog, depending on the version you watched. A mostly four legged creature.
You may be getting what you want in the next movie though. It appears to be on a planet with wholly alien creatures of different sizes and shapes, and at least one of them got got by a facehugger of some sort.
Drop a facehugger in a herd of elephants, and eventually we'll get a Xeno queen at some point that will lay eggs specialized to have facehuggers that latch onto elephants and gigantic drones.
Anonymous No.213973154 >>213973277
>>213973040
>The prospect of the planet freezing terrifies the xenomorph and they decide to abandon the planet with their tails between their legs
Anonymous No.213973262 >>213973335
>>213972850
>>213972951
>was going to make a "hear me out" shitpost
>look it up
>she has over a thousand entries on R34
guys really look at a slimy screeching 15 foot tall carnivorous termite dinosaur and go "SEXOOOoooo"
Anonymous No.213973263
Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
Anonymous No.213973277
>>213973040
>>213973154
>finale credits song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbwn21TU4ec
Anonymous No.213973288 >>213973310
>>213972802
Everyone who replied to this guy you have 10 minutes to apologize or I'll reveal your locations.
I'll even get someone to pay you a visit if you don't show some humility right now. Don't make me force humility onto you.

*SMASHES YOUR HEAD*
Do you understand that I eat Brazilian SHARTY children for breakfast as much as I do Ohio & New Mexico 4chan janitors and crypto scammers? Consider yourselves lucky I even accept "SORREEH" as a form of currency.
Anonymous No.213973310
>>213973288
ohio 6 7 skibidi rizz
Anonymous No.213973323
>>213972524
I'll order mine without teeth
Anonymous No.213973335 >>213973499
>>213973262
>strong
>clever
>graceful
>loves her family
find a flaw
Anonymous No.213973408 >>213973476
>>213972792
having a different face
Anonymous No.213973412
>>213972524
But anon... we already had bugmen sexslaves for thousands of years. ;) They're also infinitely more submissive and competent than those dirty indian women who suck in bed too.
Anonymous No.213973427 >>213975674
Are we supposed to cheer for the aliens?
Anonymous No.213973475
Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at his picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Mold Guy. I've lost interest in all industrial maintenance guys, besides him.

Mold Guy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never fumigate facilities with him. If only he knew I existed in this life, if only he knew my deep profound love for him. I know that will never happen though. The spores of my love will never colonise his damp, moist heart. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at him. I'll never be with Mold Guy, but I'll continue to love him until the day I die.
Anonymous No.213973476
>>213973408
if I had a different face I would be pissed off and probably go psychotic and drive a van into a crowd of people... I don't even like my face that much but it's MY face, you can't/shouldn't take that from somebody. It's fucked up and should be punished with total revolt, inaction in the wake of such a violation is both collusion and consent and you would deserve to be mutilated.
Anonymous No.213973499 >>213973539 >>213973935
>>213973335
>>213972951
is unironically wanting to fuck xenos furry-adjacent?
Anonymous No.213973525 >>213973572 >>213973574 >>213973592 >>213973601 >>213973625 >>213973654 >>213973710 >>213973809 >>213973907 >>213975174 >>213978242
>>213972091 (OP)
nibs century
Anonymous No.213973527
>>213972314
Ginger Snaps?
Hardly original
Anonymous No.213973539
>>213973499
Scalie-adjancent. Xenos are a lot more like reptiles hence there's an alien race called reptilians. People really want to fuck dinosaurs, man.
Anonymous No.213973572 >>213973673 >>213973690 >>213973815
>>213973525
Is this The Cripples vs Xenomorphs series I've been hearing about?
Anonymous No.213973574
>>213973525
why did they pick the most ugly actors in Hollywood for this show? The characters are already unlikable and they aren't nice to look at, at all.
Anonymous No.213973592
>>213973525
>With all these Stranger Things
zoomer skibidi reference missed out on
Anonymous No.213973601 >>213973673 >>213973815
>>213973525
TIMMMYYYYY!!!!! The waterbear aliens!!! they're doing the hokey pokey!!!
Anonymous No.213973625 >>213973673 >>213973815
>>213973525
BRING IN THE SPEDS!!!!
Anonymous No.213973654 >>213973673 >>213973724 >>213973815
>>213973525
-inhales- GINGERS HAVE NO SOULS
Anonymous No.213973673
>>213973572
>>213973601
>>213973625
>>213973654
this joke is so funny and interesting that you should continue it for 300 posts
Anonymous No.213973678 >>213973831 >>213973870
what does the eye see? does it see clearly? or darkly?
Anonymous No.213973690
>>213973572
Not like this franchise hasnt had it's share of high action cripples before
Anonymous No.213973710 >>213973760
>>213973525
Nibs is protective, good robogirl
Anonymous No.213973723 >>213973960
Anonymous No.213973724
>>213973654
EEEK, I THINK IT MOVED. These bastards would scare a xenomorph.
Anonymous No.213973760 >>213973815
>>213973710
>The gingers were androids all along
Well that explains everything.

>She doesn't even have green eyes
Heh cheap discount robot.
Anonymous No.213973809
>>213973525
I can hear it you guys ... I can hear it ....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGW-tV4eQaA&ab_channel=ALBERTRAMZI
Anonymous No.213973815 >>213973893
>>213973572
>>213973601
>>213973625
>>213973654
>>213973760
what caused this?
Anonymous No.213973831
>>213973678
You can push the side of your own eye, running a finger from the cheek under it until meeting the bone edge you can push it a bit over the skin. On the opposite side of where you push a black blot will appear.
That is likely to lead to something similar but a bigger blot since it blocks most of the light enterint.
Anonymous No.213973850
The mental strain of having to shill for an awful show is really taking it's toll on the poor guy.
Anonymous No.213973870 >>213973899 >>213973927 >>213973976 >>213974046 >>213974129
>>213973678
I wonder if they were given normal eyes or if they can see more of the spectrum
Anonymous No.213973893
>>213973815
That gamer ginger pussy is too good, man.
gamergirl.pro/HL7LCA.jpg
Anonymous No.213973899
>>213973870

>one chance of being reborn into a synth body
>wake up a rango

I'd lose my mind too
Anonymous No.213973907 >>213973946 >>213973956 >>213974718
>>213973525
MORE NIBS
Anonymous No.213973927
>>213973870
Their magical fish eyes can give them the full spectrum autism of mageykou sharingan bullshit no jutsu plot armour abilities against a xeno.
Anonymous No.213973935
>>213973499
It's Giger-adjacent
Anonymous No.213973946
>>213973907
gamergirl.pro/HL7LCA.jpg
Anonymous No.213973956
>>213973907
Killer mode Nibs is coming for you
Anonymous No.213973960 >>213974000
>>213973723
looks better with digitigrade legs
Anonymous No.213973976
>>213973870
That is one really ugly redhead despite her big lips.
Anonymous No.213974000
>>213973960
left looks more spooky, more human
Anonymous No.213974025
The show will become 0/10 and some of the most retarded shit ever if the kids aren't actually dead all along, and these synths don't just believe they're the kids because of copied memories, like Agent K in Blade Runner 2049.
Anonymous No.213974034 >>213974084
>post cute actress
>schizo goes bonkers
Anonymous No.213974046
>>213973870
Yeah they can see the full colors of the autism spectrum while acting out said autism levels.
Anonymous No.213974084
>>213974034
kys
Anonymous No.213974106 >>213974219 >>213974232
>Cowards still didn't apologize

Argentina & Serbia shillbots would you like to say a little sorry now? Also there's an actual Amazon bot in here.
Anonymous No.213974129 >>213974175 >>213974340
>>213973870
>>213972900
I wonder what the parents look like.
Anonymous No.213974175 >>213974430
>>213974129
Sydney looks like his dad, Lily looks like her mom
Anonymous No.213974219
>>213974106
Apologize for what? I'm from Serbia and the only shillbots we have here are the ones employed by the ruling party.
Anonymous No.213974232 >>213974313
>>213974106
kek are you still trying to doxx posters?
Anonymous No.213974283
Anonymous No.213974284 >>213974398 >>213974475
I still cant over the fact that supposedly one of the smartest man alive sends whats basically a bunch of retarded children to secure a spaceship with god knows what on it.
Anonymous No.213974287
Argentina I am going to make you cry for me.
Anonymous No.213974313
>>213974232
Argentina you are going to cry for yourself.
Anonymous No.213974340
>>213974129
we like syd's dad here
Anonymous No.213974394
what is life like for normal people on Terra?
Anonymous No.213974398 >>213974454
>>213974284
Yeah, but they're in strong robot bodies. Who should he have sent? A team of humans with guns? They get wiped out in seconds in this show.
Anonymous No.213974430 >>213974451 >>213974505
>>213974175
>his dad
>his
is there something I don't know about Sydney?
Anonymous No.213974438
>>213972900
She is perfect here with this hairstyle. I wish she goes back to it.
Anonymous No.213974451 >>213974505
>>213974430
my bad, she's a real girl, meat and synthetic
Anonymous No.213974454 >>213974530
>>213974398
Ah yes, by the magical alien who goes through solders like butter, but then takes 5 minutes to try and kill a guy, which it fails ultimately to do. Absolute dogshit writing in this one, even the prometheus writers would blush
Anonymous No.213974475
>>213974284

>smartest man alive
>runs one fifth of the entire planet
>sends children into a disaster zone where the entire ship can explode any second or the building can collapse on top of them
>brings an unshielded alien corpse into his HQ
>the HQ has apparently no proper security
>some random cyborg dude can plant a communicator onto one of his synths and establish a spying line of communication into the HQ
>no security protocols against this or scrambling of communications or some sort of scanning of frequencies, etc...
>barely any security guards in his HQ
>the entire HQ is like 20 people
>super duper most intelligent guy ever almost stuck his head into an alien egg

The only way for this to make sense is if the Prodigy CEO guy is a synth himself or an android or something and the real guy is somewhere else, so the person we see can just larp around the lab like a buffoon or be controlled remotely even. Maybe Kirsh is in on it or programmed not to notice.
Anonymous No.213974505 >>213974662
>>213974430
>>213974451
I'd suck her cock, no homo.
Anonymous No.213974507 >>213974562 >>213974829 >>213976027
Explain this behavior
Anonymous No.213974530 >>213974679 >>213974685
>>213974454
yea you're right, the xeno should just kill literally everything it comes into contact with in a second with no chance of defence or escape or counterattack - sounds like a fun show
Anonymous No.213974562
>>213974507
Eve type shit, god hardcoded it into women
Anonymous No.213974607
In the ep you can see that the xeno uses Hermit as bait, it's not that difficult to understand
Anonymous No.213974662 >>213974857
>>213974505
why has she done so many lewd photoshoots?
Anonymous No.213974679
>>213974530
What it should do is be consistent, but i guess a mouth breather like you wouldnt get the concept.
This shit is made for you
Anonymous No.213974685
>>213974530
Or maybe they should not write stupid situations into the show instead.
Anonymous No.213974718
>>213973907
They should've given her the mind of an Australian girl so that she wouldn't be so scared of bugs
Anonymous No.213974829 >>213975165
Flags on /tv/ are now enabled.
Let's see who's interested in nude pics of Nibs and ginger girls.
https://pastebin.com/yU2wVF37


>What the fuck did I do?!!?
Your taste in women is abysmal. This is why there's no such thing as an incel femlet.
https://pastebin.com/yU2wVF37

Also dear God that's A LOT of bots and phone users.

https://pastebin.com/yU2wVF37

>>213974507
Autism. Better not breed with it.
Anonymous No.213974851
Should the hybrids receive public educations to develop their social skills?
Anonymous No.213974857
>>213974662
such as?
Anonymous No.213974873 >>213975132 >>213975177
Nibs better show bod this season. My patience is not infinite.
Anonymous No.213975132 >>213975179 >>213975180 >>213975193 >>213975335 >>213975397
>>213974873
how exactly is Nibs nudity supposed to stop the alien?
Anonymous No.213975165
>>213974829
I'm not using Firefox though.
Anonymous No.213975174
>>213973525
CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Anonymous No.213975177
>>213974873
They're gonna keep using those jumpsuits unless the director wants to pay homage to that shot with Sigourney.
Anonymous No.213975179
>>213975132
alien?
Anonymous No.213975180
>>213975132
the xeno is one gigantic penis monster, very intent on rape and sexual pleasure. It will be distracted by her nude body offering herself as willing supplicant to it. Enough time for them to ambush it.
Anonymous No.213975193
>>213975132
From what we saw Aliens in Ayy Lmao: Earth are prone to drop their spaghetti, so naked women are their Achilles' heel.
Anonymous No.213975335 >>213975680
>>213975132
can't hurt
Anonymous No.213975392 >>213975428 >>213975445 >>213975853 >>213976986 >>213977051 >>213977249 >>213977942
Crossposting it in this thread

It was probably easier because most of them only appeared in one or two scenes but damn they did a good job casting random kids who look like the same people as the cast
Anonymous No.213975397
>>213975132
I would reconsider if it was a xenomorph
Anonymous No.213975428 >>213975646
>>213975392

No white males?
Anonymous No.213975445
>>213975392
pretty good, Curly looks the most different maybe
Anonymous No.213975646 >>213975997
>>213975428
Kirsh leads them. And the trillionaire company head is white male
Anonymous No.213975674
>>213973427
If they had any agenda besides being biochemical weapons of an extinct civilization...
Anonymous No.213975680
>>213975335
>it's right behind me isn't it?
Anonymous No.213975690 >>213975772
>>213972091 (OP)
she is so fucking ugly.
Anonymous No.213975772
>>213975690
for a faggot like you perhaps
Anonymous No.213975800 >>213975864 >>213976367
Anonymous No.213975850 >>213975891 >>213977197
Anonymous No.213975853
>>213975392
Why did they pick a cat to become Curly?
Anonymous No.213975864
>>213975800
This is very unfaithful to Ridley's vision for their hypersleep pod clothing
Anonymous No.213975870
Why is there a dot in the title of the general?
Anonymous No.213975876 >>213975905 >>213975967 >>213976009
Could Nibs secretly be an Xeno?
Anonymous No.213975891 >>213976696
>>213975850
Does this hurt?
Anonymous No.213975905
>>213975876
yes, her little mouth comes out of somewhere you may find surprising
Anonymous No.213975966 >>213976018 >>213977074
So where does this fall in the timeline?

I'm assuming Weyland already departed for Prometheusland and got his shit pushed in and Yutani took over the company fully?

Would this in-universe mean that W-Y already fully is in the know about the Engineertech?
Since Weyland went on a mission that was no doubt prepared and logged extensively, it means when he didn't return they likely eventually sent a follow-up mission and found the base on that planet there and salvaged what they could. That means W-Y likely has a shitload of info about the Engineer-xeno stuff already and is just hunting down more of the stuff wherever they can.

It's a bit weird how the other factions on Earth aren't aware of that, considering how far the colonization reaches out, no doubt something like that couldn't be kept secret for long.
Anonymous No.213975967
>>213975876
The fabled FAS xenomorph.
Anonymous No.213975997
>>213975646
boy kavalier is jewish
Anonymous No.213976009
>>213975876
You mean like that Kung Pow guy?
Anonymous No.213976018
>>213975966
>So where does this fall in the timeline?
It falls the very same year the Nostromo departs earth and there is zero chance that is a coincidence, this show is gonna end with the groanworthy member berry of the century, it's gonna make Ian Holm in Romulus look classy
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.213976027 >>213976065 >>213976069 >>213976118 >>213976321 >>213976414
>>213974507
Anonymous No.213976065 >>213976095
>>213976027
why is it so wet?
Anonymous No.213976069 >>213976095
>>213976027
that's some really lubed up xeno
Anonymous No.213976095
>>213976065
>>213976069
hivemind
Anonymous No.213976118 >>213976149
>>213976027
These puppets in motion would legit scare me on the set, how do actors cope?
Anonymous No.213976149
>>213976118
Brad Dourif was clearly as hard as i was
Anonymous No.213976152 >>213976189 >>213976193 >>213976200 >>213976231 >>213976234 >>213976313 >>213976364 >>213976368 >>213976371
why would an synth need to wear goggles?
Anonymous No.213976189
>>213976152
>why would a character in a universe where Rape Goggles canonically exist have to put on goggles before he forcibly harvested a facehugger's genitals
Anonymous No.213976193
>>213976152
Synths can recieve damage points.
Anonymous No.213976200
>>213976152
Anonymous No.213976231
>>213976152
>why would he want to protect his expensive af eyes

you sue your brain
Anonymous No.213976234
>>213976152
>why would someone use protection in a lab
I assume repairs aren't cheap and they take time.

Are you retarded?
Anonymous No.213976313
>>213976152
Spike...Spike Spiegel!
Anonymous No.213976321
>>213976027
Don white people really?
Anonymous No.213976364 >>213976391 >>213976446
>>213976152
they're meant to make humans feel comfortable around them
Anonymous No.213976367 >>213976640
>>213975800
they fucked up with props and this black cyborg could not fit into cryo same as the guy near boobs. He just sitting there "thinking" lol.
Anonymous No.213976368
>>213976152
Show have dozens of dumb things to nitpick and you chose one of the few sensible things that make perfect sense. You might be retarded, Anon.
Anonymous No.213976371
>>213976152
rape, what else?
Anonymous No.213976391 >>213976446
>>213976364
in Alien no one knew he is. And in here Everyone knows who he is.
Anonymous No.213976414 >>213976441 >>213976461
>>213976027

I dislike that sequence since you can clearly see that the xeno has no articulation in its neck at all.
Anonymous No.213976441 >>213976461 >>213978193
>>213976414
bit like you mashing Enter every time before commenting huh?
Anonymous No.213976446 >>213976476 >>213976500
>>213976364
>>213976391
In Prometheus, David tells everybody that he flat out doesn't need a spacesuit and he only wears it for their benefit
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.213976461
>>213976414
They try to hide it with those slight side to side movements

>>213976441
kek, what did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.213976476
>>213976446
Too bad about the voice.
Anonymous No.213976500 >>213976543
>>213976446
god it was silly

i feel bad for the crewmembers that just kinda disappeared and then had to die because of Janek
Anonymous No.213976543 >>213976585
>>213976500
because of the captain? what?
Anonymous No.213976585 >>213976629 >>213977080
>>213976543
He rams the ship into the giant space donut and kills everyone on board.
Anonymous No.213976629 >>213976725
>>213976585
there was no one board except him and the two pilots that volunteered to stay. fucking second monitor watchers I swear...
Anonymous No.213976640
>>213976367
Anonymous No.213976696 >>213977037 >>213977091 >>213977121 >>213977303
>>213975891
for you
Anonymous No.213976725 >>213977120
>>213976629
There were other crew literally shown when Shaw met Weyland, and half stayed behind. lmao fucking ESL pajeets, I swear…
Anonymous No.213976836
Anonymous No.213976986
>>213975392
>the guys
get to be normal look handsome dudes
>the girls
i think they all got robbed pretty hard
Anonymous No.213977037
>>213976696
Now we know what Xenomorph facehugger sperm looks like.
Anonymous No.213977051 >>213977251
>>213975392
What ugly children. I wouldn't rape and molest even a single one of them.
Anonymous No.213977074
>>213975966
>Would this in-universe mean that W-Y already fully is in the know about the Engineertech?
How would they know? everyone died
Anonymous No.213977080 >>213977180
>>213976585
His retardation kills himself too so it evens out
>hmmm yes this suspicious android took me down into his hidden basement with weird ass eggs and told me they are TOTALLY safe
>sounds about right time to shove my face right up there
Anonymous No.213977091
>>213976696
I wanna fry it
Anonymous No.213977120
>>213976725
the engineer killed them, tard
Anonymous No.213977121 >>213977141 >>213977167
>>213976696
Where is the black goo
Anonymous No.213977141 >>213977167
>>213977121
not canon
Anonymous No.213977146
>>213972091 (OP)
id want my immortal android body to look like kim minji or jennifer connely or some woman that's stupidly attractive if i was a woman and getting an immortal android body

but im not getting an immortal android body and im a dude
so i want the robert e howard's conan android body
Anonymous No.213977167 >>213977212
>>213977121
that is the goo

>>213977141
goo was in romulus
Anonymous No.213977180
>>213977080
wrong movie
Anonymous No.213977181 >>213977415
>>213972207
every scene with this girl since the eye rape monster has her staring at the alien parasites like she wants them inside her
Anonymous No.213977197 >>213977260 >>213977284 >>213977332 >>213978027 >>213978878
>>213975850
this dude is insane and unhinged
clearly hates being non-human yet must sac humans for his 'life's work' to find the specimens
dude has no life as he is a robot
just the level of contradiction in all his actions
>le chubby intelligent nerd robot who would play chess with the MC in a different movie, acting like terminator but also somehow hating it

absolute freak this character
i hope they dont ruin him somehow
Anonymous No.213977212 >>213977283
>>213977167
not canon
Anonymous No.213977217
>the trillionaire being named Boy Kavalier is unrealis-
apologize
Anonymous No.213977249
>>213975392
Anonymous No.213977251
>>213977051
That's not true.
Anonymous No.213977260 >>213977347
>>213977197
he's a metaphor for a corporate drone and a dash of slave maybe
Anonymous No.213977283 >>213977388
>>213977212
Black goo is canon
Prometheus is canon
Covenant is canon
Alien: Earth has no black goo therefore its not canon
Anonymous No.213977284 >>213977347
>>213977197
like it's ambiguous if the augmentations don't override him somehow
Anonymous No.213977303 >>213977471
>>213976696
>surgically remove this from the Facehugger
>the Facehugger can now plap you indefinitely without either of you dying
Anonymous No.213977332
>>213977197
He just want his bonus.
Anonymous No.213977347 >>213977406
>>213977260
>>213977284
>meets random rescue team people
>instantly starts blabbering about how he had to let the crew die and hear their screams like the sweaty guilty boy that he is
hahahahaaha
guy has lost it and needs a hug jfc
>nooo let me speak to yutani plzzz
>she dead, im her granddaughter
>seethes in android and disobeys order
lmao what a freak
Anonymous No.213977388
>>213977283
NOT
CANON
Anonymous No.213977406 >>213977510
>>213977347
he's not an android though
the alien was hunting him like a human
he's just augmented, partially
cyborg? i think cyborg is the word for a human with augmentations in some scifi
Anonymous No.213977415 >>213977481
>>213977181
white girls fuck xenodogs?
Anonymous No.213977446 >>213977512
lmao wtf was that
Anonymous No.213977471
>>213977303
Or just pull a Lamarr and keep it as a pet just because you can
Anonymous No.213977481 >>213977702 >>213978457
>>213977415
i dont think its like that
i think she has some sort of dissociative dysphoria with her robot body
like when the eye rape monster got on her face she was freaking out
like youd think a normal person would
but after she keeps looking at these things like she wishes she'd let it replace her eye and tentacle fuck her cyberbrain
so it might be one of those things where she doesnt identify the new body as hers and she has weird cravings to have it destroyed or hurt since she doesnt really view it as hers or her
Anonymous No.213977510
>>213977406
aaah i see that makes him less cool as a character imo
he's still freaky as fuck though
Anonymous No.213977512 >>213977565
>>213977446
androids in the setting have this white stuff inside them
i guess it acts like a coolant? i have no clue
but thats what it's supposed to be
but the way they shot it makes it not look like an injury
and more like the actress walked out of a porn that finished in a facial
Anonymous No.213977565
>>213977512
It's milk, makes their android bones tough
Anonymous No.213977646 >>213977814
humans believe they control everything meanwhile it's all a game between the aliens, androids and synths
why are humanoids so cucked pawns to be manipulated by robots or just prey for the aliens?
Anonymous No.213977702
>>213977481
>she doesn't identify the new body as hers and she has weird cravings to have it destroyed or hurt since she doesnt really view it as hers or her
yeah, looks like that
Anonymous No.213977710 >>213977802 >>213977874
>>213972091 (OP)
So the black robot gave a bolt that knocked out the alien then sprayed it with some rope, SO 5 minutes later it would've escaped again wtf? Kill it when you have the damn chance you useless beta grade alien series.. still fun,,

Also search and rescue would've been cancelled and they would've been locked down till military teams turned up if the ship has biohazards in them.
Anonymous No.213977802
>>213977710
>Kill it when you have the damn chance
He doesnt have a gun and would get acid blood sprayed all over him
Anonymous No.213977814
>>213977646
The humans of the setting couldn't compete Biologically. So they made Synthetics. Humans may not see it that way, but a Synthetic victory is a Human victory as human minds produced the Synthetics (who then perfected the Xenomorphs in a way the Engineers couldn't).
Anonymous No.213977852 >>213977947
Is it me or is this show just... bad.
The set design is great and they really captured the look of the original Alien, but I really do not like the android plot. The plot armor on the main girl's brother was also a bit much. Maybe it'll get better.
Anonymous No.213977874 >>213979232
>>213977710
he didnt want to kill it, are you dense?
Anonymous No.213977910 >>213977960 >>213978034
Seems weird to bring a portable camera for the dissection rather than just having them record through their eyes.
I guess the prop did look kinda cool.
Anonymous No.213977940
Which of the Boyz will Kirsh convert to clanker supremacy?
Anonymous No.213977942
>>213975392

>poojeet gets new droid body
>its also a jeet

This show is so dark
Anonymous No.213977947
>>213977852
I feel it flip flops between good and dogshit. The parts with Morrow and Kirsch feel bretty good. Then it gets to the xeno dropping his spaghetti when facing Hermit or Wendy and it's dogshit. Then a whole other bits are meh.
Anonymous No.213977960 >>213978000
>>213977910
It's always way better when their tech is bulky and shitty rather than miniaturized and super advanced.
Anonymous No.213978000
>>213977960
Sure, but they did specify that they have eyeball cams.
I don't wanna get all cinemasins or whatever, just something I thought about.
Anonymous No.213978027 >>213978053
>>213977197
He's Kino
Anonymous No.213978034 >>213978250
>>213977910
especially since they say as much that they do record everything they see anyway
the tech levels are all over the place
why a shitty camcorder if you have tech to stream massive data wireless on huge distances and miniature cameras that double as eyes and crt screens that even trillionaire tech CEOs use as battlestations but also portable tablet cellphones and also 65 years before you already had tiny transmitter/receivers that can meld into synth skin and hack its nervous system
what
Anonymous No.213978053
>>213978027
Right.
Anonymous No.213978092 >>213978120 >>213978171 >>213978192
>>213972091 (OP)
So shes goig to be the new viallian right, she obviously fighting for the guys attention, any chance she will try and suck him off to be the best?

Also why does she appear older than the other kids she calls Nibs "Sweetie" when shes asking if shes ok, seems like something an adult would say, never seen peers saying this to one another at kids age
Anonymous No.213978113
>>213972091 (OP)
anyone got her feet?
Anonymous No.213978120 >>213978146
>>213978092
maybe she was more mature before the body transfer
Anonymous No.213978146
>>213978120
hair downstairs
Anonymous No.213978171 >>213978193 >>213978209 >>213978234 >>213978511
>>213978092

>I downloaded all the information about having sex in all possible positions and variations yesterday and now I know all about it
>am I your favorite now?

How do you respond?
Anonymous No.213978192
>>213978092
I could see her trying to muscle in on Wendy's big sister turf by doing something like that.
Anonymous No.213978193
>>213978171
>>213976441
Anonymous No.213978205 >>213978255 >>213978317
>two more days until a new episode
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMOOOOOOOOORE
Anonymous No.213978209 >>213978234
>>213978171
you dont look like jennifer connely
Anonymous No.213978234
>>213978171
i dont feel comfortable with sexualizing children even if they are in adult bodies
it's off
>>213978209
you are such a boomer do you even realize
Anonymous No.213978236
Bankman Fried wanted to fuck the mind of a child but he needs a full bush to get hard, and since they've eliminated mental retards in the future this was his only recourse.
Anonymous No.213978242
>>213973525
Calling it now she starts malfunctioning and becomes the main villain,

ginger = bad
Anonymous No.213978250
>>213978034
My biggest gripe is that the cyborg nigga is a 60+ yo model yet he can pull that "melding hacking/communication/whatever chip" on a modern synthetic prototype. Writing is all over the place.
Anonymous No.213978255 >>213978358
>>213978205
That's right, biatch! WEEKLY! NO BINGE WATCHING FOR YOU HAHAHA! You actually have to think about what you watched rather than consoom as fast as possible!
Anonymous No.213978275
>show is labelled as a mini-series on multiple platforms
so what does this mean?is it just a contigency incase ratings fall off and they cancel it?
Anonymous No.213978300 >>213978557
>>213972117
She's Australian. All Australian women are disgusting, overly masculine and loud bogans. I hate women.
Anonymous No.213978317 >>213978358
>>213978205
Personally, I don't enjoy binge-watching that much anymore unless it's a rewatch
Anonymous No.213978346 >>213980813
Why weren't any of the Android bodies made to look good? No Henry Cavils or other hot bodies for the guys. No bombshells for the girls.
Anonymous No.213978358 >>213978402
>>213978255
>>213978317
Not complaining as I've never engaged in bingewatching but when I really get into a show and especially when its an Alien show and I'm a huge Alien fan, the weekly wait is torturous but ultimately it makes each new release all that sweeter. It only sucks its just 8 episodes and it'll be over before we know it. Even worse is the fact that if a S2 is greenlight we'll have to wait until 2027 or 2028 given how shows work now.
Anonymous No.213978375
>>213972720
>Alien:Earf
>be xeno
>travel 39 light years
>beheaded and killed in the 3rd episode by a robot roastie
MFW
Anonymous No.213978385
The correct Alien aesthetic should be tubetech with disproportionately advanced beep-boopers because that's the fashionable tech for trillionaires to invest in.
Anonymous No.213978402 >>213978593
>>213978358
yeah, I was expecting 10 eps desu
Anonymous No.213978413
>henry cavils
>jenifer connely
boomers are mentally ill
Anonymous No.213978457
>>213977481
>i think she has some sort of dissociative dysphoria with her robot body
Gee. You think the constant glaring in mirror at her reflection might be subtlely implying that, big brain? Lmao. Anything else to add, Einstein?
Maybe she's just another zoomie whore narcissist obsessed with her own reflection.
Anonymous No.213978511
>>213978171
so am i the only one that would fuck this robot, I would have said theres only one way you can be my favourite go study brazzers and come back naked and ready to fuck whenever i want and need it
Anonymous No.213978548 >>213978703
>and now, remember
>make sure to focus on his feet on every scene you can get away with it
>this is very important for his characterization you see
Anonymous No.213978557
>>213978300
She's from New Zealand
Anonymous No.213978593
>>213978402
Every show now operates on the UK model of overbudgeted glorified miniseries seasons every 3 years or even longer now and it's horrid.
Anonymous No.213978703 >>213978762
>>213978548
Anonymous No.213978759 >>213978802 >>213979170 >>213979857
I feel like wanting to play Alien Isolation but I played it just a year ago. The sequel can't come soon enough
Anonymous No.213978762
>>213978703
will the tickle feature be enabled?
Anonymous No.213978802
>>213978759
thought it got cancelled, fucking game is over-rated anyway, literally easiest game to beat didn't get scared once
Anonymous No.213978878 >>213979133
>>213977197
I don't understand how his contract works. 65 years in space, when you come back so much shit changed, society, economy, tech. But it seems that, apart from his family being dead, everything is just the same.
Anonymous No.213979133
>>213978878
There's also the original Yutani being RIP
Anonymous No.213979160 >>213979243 >>213979249 >>213979430
Why would an Android have a connection of some kind with a xenomorph?
Anonymous No.213979170
>>213978759

The designs of some things in that game are impecable but then the human characters look like Shenmue models.
Anonymous No.213979232 >>213979288
>>213977874
But it would've escaped then, are you stupid?
Anonymous No.213979243 >>213979526
>>213979160

Spoiler The xeno she has a connection with actually gestated in the crew member of Maginot that she is/was related to. We get to find out more about them and how it works in the rest of the season since there will be flashbacks to the Maginot. Basically the xeno partially retains the mind "frequencies" of the host that birthed it, and likewise Wendy retains the mind of the child she was. And that's why they have a connection. It's cheesy but that's where they're taking it
Anonymous No.213979249
>>213979160
she hears more sound frequencies than humans, the aliens communicate on these frequencies
Anonymous No.213979288
>>213979232
confirmed double digit. sorry for calling you out on being dumb anon. Yes he wanted to capture it, not kill it, and yes this led to it escaping. Woopsy doopsy. The character in the show is not infallible and makes mistakes.
Anonymous No.213979311 >>213979377 >>213979461
>...aaaaand *you* will play the creepy pedophile, groomer, billionaire!
How do you take this role gracefully?
Anonymous No.213979354
4th episode is out?
Anonymous No.213979377
>>213979311
>play
Anonymous No.213979387
Anonymous No.213979430 >>213979550
>>213979160
Xenos are an engineered species by David using gootech. I'm assuming he provided them with the means to communicate wirelessly and Wendy is tapping into that. It also makes sense that David would use these frequencies to control them or give them orders etc..
People forget that the xenos are bioMECHAnical, they're not purely organic. So they might have tech that is a part of their system that can be communicated and so on..

So far the pre-David xenos seem to be just biological like the Deacon. It might very well be that he's the one that introduced the mechanical component to their species.
Anonymous No.213979461 >>213979546
>>213979311
Excuse me you've got your description of Boy Kavalier very wrong
He's a trillionaire
Anonymous No.213979526 >>213979811
>>213979243
This is the most logical conclusion, but then I saw in the IMDB that the Maginot's crew was credit with only 1 episode. HOWEVER, I just checked again and some of them have 2 episodes now. I don't think IMDB is the best source so we'll have to wait, specially since Nibs is only credit with 3 episodes and we all know that's bullshit.
Anonymous No.213979546 >>213979628
>>213979461
I'm talking about the pitch to the actor who needs to understand the character from his own frame of reference you NIGGER
>hehe do you think you could send me a vid of u learning french? :)
Anonymous No.213979550
>>213979430
I doubt David has anything to do with these particular xenos.
Anonymous No.213979628 >>213980114
>>213979546
Peter Pan in general is molester/groomer coded
Anonymous No.213979694 >>213979808
So was the lung, Hermit's? I couldn't tell who the body was.
Anonymous No.213979808
>>213979694
Yes, it was the shut up and dance guy's.
Anonymous No.213979811 >>213979917
>>213979526
there were at least 2 character actors in that crew it's unlikely they'd be hired for 1-2 scenes only
like this bitch
and that irish chief engineer or whatever
Anonymous No.213979821 >>213979877 >>213979945
Let me guess...

The brother gets too emo and distressed about stuff and starts falling out with Wendy.
Meanwhile Wendy, now more than human, bonds with the xeno that grew from the brother's tissue.
That becomes her "real" brother, while the now alienated (lol) brother becomes unhinged and wants to destroy all of it since it's messed up and inhuman.
In the end Wendy chooses the xeno over the brother.
Anonymous No.213979857
>>213978759
did you play the DLC? They're neat to relive the first movie
Anonymous No.213979877
>>213979821
>alienated
lul
Anonymous No.213979917 >>213980053
>>213979811
Yeah that's Smiley, who is a well known character actor. They obviously got him for a reason and also made a point of making him clash with Morrow.
I also suspect that maybe some of them survived in other parts of the ship or ejected otherwise.
Anonymous No.213979945
>>213979821
Wendy will become the creator of the Perfect Organism. Better than that bitch David ever was.
Anonymous No.213980053 >>213980149 >>213980274
Why did Kavalier ask Curly if she had a brush? Surely he'd know what she owns.
>>213979917
His character is also conspicuously Jewish
Anonymous No.213980114
>>213979628
Yeah but more in a gang leader than sexual predator, he's a bad kid that never grew up and now wants more kids to behave like him. Wendy is there to tell the other kids "Look this is fun but it's time to grow up" and that's when Peter gets shows his true face.
Anonymous No.213980149 >>213980274
>>213980053
>Why did Kavalier ask Curly if she had a brush? Surely he'd know what she owns.
Bad writting. He's talking to the audience, not her. It's like exposition in CSI when they explain technical shit to each other that they should know already since it's their jobs.
Anonymous No.213980274
>>213980053
>>213980149
Wrong. He's trying to play along with the pretense that they're not under constant surveillance even though that is the case.
Anonymous No.213980813
>>213978346
>posts some yellow uggo
Anonymous No.213980914 >>213981037
new?
Anonymous No.213981037
>>213980914
Personally, I think I'd couch it as "we couldn't" and leave the details for when the person asking wasn't 12- but that's just me.