>>213973581 (OP)
Get on a uboat to Argentina and live out the spend the next 2 decades hanging out with old SS officers and fucking grade A latina pussy.
>>213973675
This. It was his only dignified exit really. On a broader way, engineer a surrender that basically puts the western powers against the soviets.
But he wouldn't do that because for him all the allied powers were run by the Joos so from his perspective there was no difference between surrendering to one or the other.