Dexter General
Hawwison edition
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>>213960143
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:49:15 PM
No.213973709
>>213973909
First for Jonah the Ripper next season
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:49:31 PM
No.213973718
>>213974741
>>213973605 (OP)
>OUTTA MY WAY COCKSUCKA
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:50:54 PM
No.213973755
Hewmanobwos... just one more episode, trust the plan...
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:51:22 PM
No.213973767
>>213973605 (OP)
>pweviouswy on dextah
Staaaaahp Hawwison! Tu padre es no bueno! Ay mama mia!
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:52:17 PM
No.213973793
>>213973882
>>213980014
pardon my tits, /tv/
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:55:50 PM
No.213973882
>>213974471
>>213973793
Why didn't Deb pardon her tits anyway? She was so agressive to someone she didn't even know.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:57:00 PM
No.213973909
>>213973709
Who's twin is that?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:57:19 PM
No.213973915
>>213973731
this but with young deb with thicc thighs
why Harrison always looks like he's about to cry? is it some medical condition?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 9:59:34 PM
No.213973962
>>213973957
I think it's called "little bitch" syndrome
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:04:43 PM
No.213974096
>>213974182
>>213974065
is it curable, doc ;-;
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:04:56 PM
No.213974103
If Harrison doesn't show up with herpes my immersion will be ruined
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:05:10 PM
No.213974111
harrison is sexy hot
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:05:20 PM
No.213974116
>>213973942
Twin chads ww@
>start watching New Blood
>there's a random fag couple
>first victim is EVIL RICH WHITE MALE
>start watching Resurrection
>there's a random fag couple
>first victim is EVIL RICH WHITE MALE
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:08:24 PM
No.213974182
>>213974254
>>213979733
>>213974167
New blood gets good with 5th episode and onward, no faggotry besides that chink who swears non stop in her podcast and says "cisgender" otherwise very cool. Dexter kills a black guy to your satisfaction.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:09:32 PM
No.213974207
>>213976155
>>213974167
>start watching Dexter (2006)
>first victim is EVIL RICH WHITE MALE
you're a retard
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:09:43 PM
No.213974212
>>213973957
his bussy is pulsating and he can't focus
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:10:57 PM
No.213974236
I think twink death is gonna hit Harrison's actor real hard- hard like my penis will no longer be when looking at pictures of him.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:11:54 PM
No.213974254
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:12:01 PM
No.213974259
>>213974065
Zach mogs Soirrison
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:12:11 PM
No.213974263
>>213973731
This but Original Sin Deb with the FAT ASS
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:12:53 PM
No.213974278
>>213974968
is Batista dying next episode?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:13:32 PM
No.213974298
batista will die but of course it will be in some weird way because they won't make dexter kill him
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:13:41 PM
No.213974305
>>213973957
negative canthal tilt
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:13:42 PM
No.213974306
>>213974411
>>213974436
>Doakes: Dexter, you creep mothafucka I don't trust you. But we need you to go checkout this crime scene.
>Batista: Yes, Hermano and maybe after we get a cubano!
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:14:08 PM
No.213974312
>>213974367
The asthma kid and the third Gemini twin work together to make the Ripper calls. Meanwhile Prater and NYPD cover for Trinity's daughter who is the actual Ripper.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:15:04 PM
No.213974337
>>213974968
Batista dying will be anticlimactic and disappointing so of course he dies next episode
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:15:52 PM
No.213974357
>>213974435
But what about Biney
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:15:54 PM
No.213974358
>>213973942
What if someone calls there and says Prater needs to meet you asap.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:16:08 PM
No.213974367
>>213974312
man I wish we could get some crazy shit like that
I mean we already got a midget leading serial killer social club, let's just go off the rails
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:17:25 PM
No.213974406
I'm the New York Ripper.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:17:34 PM
No.213974411
>>213977696
>>213974306
Is this canon.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:18:35 PM
No.213974435
>>213974357
He is responsible for every unsolved murder in the USA between 1990-2006.
>>213974306
How did Batista even make a detective being the most trusting nigga on Earth? Was it all LaGuerta nepotism?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:19:08 PM
No.213974452
>>213974514
New York ripper is Charley's Mom.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:20:07 PM
No.213974471
>>213973882
Because she realized her brother was banging a chick that looks like her, but European, so better.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:20:22 PM
No.213974477
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:20:53 PM
No.213974491
>>213974436
Yes, Laguerta was notoriusly cutthroat, she probably only picked detectives she knew wouldn't be gunning for her job.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:21:51 PM
No.213974514
>>213974452
Gigi is Charley's daughter actually, so they both might be involved
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:22:00 PM
No.213974519
>>213974537
Batistabros... they are laughing at us again...
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:22:44 PM
No.213974537
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:22:49 PM
No.213974539
new york ripper is Leon Prater
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:22:55 PM
No.213974544
What of ripped Solonius?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:22:58 PM
No.213974546
>>213974614
>>213980800
>Resurrection S1 - Angel dies but calls Quinn first so he investigates his death
>Resurrection S2 - Quinn dies but calls Masuka first so he investigates his death
>Resurrection S3 - Masuka catches Bay Harbour Butcher
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:23:01 PM
No.213974548
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:23:18 PM
No.213974558
>>213974593
>>213973731
No Fucking way! She probably has a massive unkempt bush and roast beef oversized labia from taking so much Fucking Cock!
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:23:47 PM
No.213974564
>>213974651
Say Goodbye โ โDexter: Resurrectionโ Might Just Pull the Seriesโ Biggest Mistake With This Crushing Death
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:24:05 PM
No.213974567
>>213974436
Batista solved a fuckton of random crimes and LaGuerta sabotaged most of those solves. Like he tracked down the lead on those mexican halloween voodoo murderers and LaGuerta got that lead killed forcing her to go undercover when she didn't even need to.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:25:00 PM
No.213974593
>>213974558
I'd still eat Deb out over that emo chick that fucks youfs
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:25:39 PM
No.213974614
>>213974546
>Resurrection S4 - masuka loses him because he's got lube on his hands dexter gives him the slip he flees to missouri where he starts his own theater in a town named after himself
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:26:22 PM
No.213974635
>Harrison did I ever tell you, your father caused the death of your mother by palling around with the Trinity Killer?
Why didn't he just say this?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:27:09 PM
No.213974651
>>213974564
They're coming for our guy Stefan
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:28:02 PM
No.213974678
What does Tyrion have against Uma Thurman? he's cool to all his other employees, but he keeps shitting on her.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:29:41 PM
No.213974715
>>213974691
Brat correction kink
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:30:40 PM
No.213974741
>>213973718
I think it's time you start to consider salads, you calzone with legs.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:31:21 PM
No.213974758
>>213974691
Charley doesn't seem to be a fan of serial killers.
She appears to only be helping Tyrion because he is paying to take care of her Mom.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:31:47 PM
No.213974773
>>213974860
>>213975087
I AM NOT CRAZY
I KNOW HE IS THE BAY HAWBOW BUTCHA
AS IF MY LATE EX WIFE COULD EVER MAKE SUCH MISTAKE. NO NEVER!
HE PUT THIS CUBANO WRAPS HERE HIMSELF, DEXTER MORGAN!
I JUST HAPPENED TO FOLLOW HIM HERE, HE ORCHESTRATED IT ALL! HE COVERED HIS TRACKS
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:31:51 PM
No.213974776
>>213974797
>>213974197
>New blood gets good with 5th episode and onward
It literally gets worse the longer it goes on.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:32:32 PM
No.213974793
What if Uma Thurman's mother is the NY Ripper, and that's what Tyrion is holding over her head.
Also he's the one doing the calls to mock the families of the victims, since it would make him feel closer to it.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:32:38 PM
No.213974797
>>213974942
>>213974776
Wrong. You're just a sandnigger.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:32:48 PM
No.213974800
Batisa ends up in a mental institution.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:34:46 PM
No.213974858
>>213974436
In the books he's a tech not cop
Also they all wear his fit which is more kino
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:34:52 PM
No.213974860
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:35:06 PM
No.213974865
>>213974972
Remember that Batista had a fat daughter?
Why's he running around trying to get himself killed now?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:37:54 PM
No.213974931
>>213974961
>>213974197
>New blood gets good with 5th episode and onward,
lmao there are very few objectively wrong opinions but this is one of them
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:38:39 PM
No.213974942
>>213974961
>>213974797
You sound like a brown child.
>>213974931
>>213974942
um it's shit because ummm ummmmmmmmmmmm
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:39:26 PM
No.213974968
>>213974337
That's my fear
>>213974278
He should be a series regular who battles with Dexter each season as Dexter hops cities to evade him. But because the writers have no concept of building hype for more than episode, he's probably dead yeah
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:39:34 PM
No.213974972
>>213974865
Oneitis from his dead ex wife
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:41:19 PM
No.213975006
>>213975096
>>213974961
It's shit because it's poorly written and every character acts like a fucking retard. But you already knew that and just want to wear everyone down with your autism.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:41:53 PM
No.213975023
>>213974961
>picrel
unironically 100% serious literally me
when will they use the best theme in resurrection?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rF245lh8bg
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:42:50 PM
No.213975054
>>213975096
>>213974961
You're a fucking retard.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:43:13 PM
No.213975060
>>213975114
>>213975158
>>213975039
peak comments
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:44:21 PM
No.213975087
>>213974773
>HE PUT THIS CUBANO WRAPS HERE HIMSELF, DEXTER MORGAN!
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:44:24 PM
No.213975090
>>213975237
He truly was a DARK smudge on his department
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:44:39 PM
No.213975096
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:44:50 PM
No.213975100
>>213975039
Batista gets dragged away in a straitjacket in slow motion
>Adios, hermano...
>>213975060
Zoomers/genA are subhuman and need to be culled.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:46:46 PM
No.213975154
>>213975114
Your way is the way of the dinosaur. The asteroids are coming and he sees them.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:46:59 PM
No.213975158
>>213975060
tiktok,instagram & youtube brainrot. the kids never stood a chance
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:48:01 PM
No.213975187
>>213975495
The New York Ripper is a frankstein-esque combination of the body parts of all of Dexter's greates villains.
He was created by Prater in an attempt to create the ultimate serial killer.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:48:09 PM
No.213975190
>>213975114
"how can i be different today" ahh millenial response
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:49:43 PM
No.213975237
>>213975090
>FRENCH FRIES on your fingers on these pages motherfucker
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:51:47 PM
No.213975289
>>213975114
"everyone is so much younger than me" ahh reply
>>213975187
trinityโs manpaws, brianโs head, trinityโs torso, doakesโ bbc
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:03:15 PM
No.213975571
>>213975495
his big beefy cubano
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:06:46 PM
No.213975658
>>213974065
>NO! OPEN YOUR EYES AND APPRECIATE THE KINO!
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:07:37 PM
No.213975689
>>213975495
how big do you think is dexter's bbc?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:21:03 PM
No.213976056
>>213976259
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:25:11 PM
No.213976155
>>213974207
also masuka is a trapfag
>>213976056
This feels particularly absurd because Dex hasn't even met Elsa and her son. He's threatening death upon a non-murderer based on a situation he's hearing about secondhand from Harrison who doesn't even live in the moldy apartment, he's just there occasionally. It's like Dex is seizing upon a really flimsy excuse to put on a costume and act like a monster for fun
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:39:05 PM
No.213976504
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:39:23 PM
No.213976513
>>213976593
>>213976259
it's a mix of Dexter trying to "fix" something for Harrison, and also having read that the landlord put some of hist tenats on the street during winter, causing at least one death from exposure.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:41:59 PM
No.213976576
>>213976259
>for fun
He literally said he's done being careful. He just wants to have fun.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:42:24 PM
No.213976593
>>213976513
He also killed through neglect because the hag fell and died with a faulty rail.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:42:58 PM
No.213976604
uma thurman is obviously the ripper, she even killed that lil nigga on camera
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:43:38 PM
No.213976622
>>213976259
Not really, he only did it after doing research and seeing what a cartoonishly evil slumlord he is and only after Rapunzel blueballed him.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:51:13 PM
No.213976815
>>213976918
>>213977182
Anyone else frustrated on Dexter's behalf about ponytail getting away? I demand satisfaction
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:52:08 PM
No.213976841
>>213975039
The OG music is absolutely magical, miles better than the random shit they play in the show nowadays.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:54:41 PM
No.213976918
>>213976997
>>213976815
Not really, he made his way thru the others way too quickly and easily imo, thinking we might see him in season 2.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:55:02 PM
No.213976927
>>213975039
i'm playing among us to this music im such a killer xd
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:56:02 PM
No.213976958
>>213977027
>tfw tonightโs not the night
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:57:26 PM
No.213976997
>>213976918
or maybe this season will end with Dexter "dying" again, only for the credits scene to be him killing rapunzel, showing that not only he survived, he's also still on the hunt.
I also think that Dexter faking his death is the only way Batista is surviving.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:58:25 PM
No.213977027
>>213976958
tfw tonight's the night u just don't know it yet
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:58:49 PM
No.213977036
When the Ripper say ITS RIPPING TIME what did he mean by that?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:02:34 AM
No.213977154
>>213977224
>>213977052
lower standards = higher scores
plus the recent shit in memory is NB
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:03:09 AM
No.213977163
>>213977225
>>213977083
holy shit dixton mongrel you're the dark justice dealer
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:03:44 AM
No.213977182
>>213976815
no al is based, I'm glad he escaped
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:03:52 AM
No.213977187
>>213977052
the most recent episode was the worst one
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:04:40 AM
No.213977213
I don't think things are looking good for La Pasiรณn...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:05:14 AM
No.213977224
>>213977154
This
>>213977052
The season definitely hasn't been getting better. The earlier episodes were much stronger. This just proves that these ratings are bullshit, just like they were with New Blood
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:05:18 AM
No.213977225
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:05:22 AM
No.213977226
>>213977052
dexter getting big on shittok means the audience is a lot dumber
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:05:50 AM
No.213977244
>>213977052
>get served shit for years
>finally get something decent
>IT'S KINOOOOO
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:06:40 AM
No.213977263
>>213977052
Modern TV is so fucking bad and pozzed that a boomer show that was mediocre even in its prime is now considered to be incredible
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:06:48 AM
No.213977267
>>213977297
Praterโs fate
>>213977267
but Prater didn't kill anyone
>>213977297
That we know of. If Prater threatens Harrison it wonโt matter if he fits the code.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:11:46 AM
No.213977369
>>213977387
>>213977397
>>213977334
why is the fat kid there, has it even been in any episodes? is there an upcoming flashback to child fatistsa where the little meatball is gonna show up?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:12:30 AM
No.213977387
>>213977456
>>213977369
Itโs the New York Rizzler
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:13:23 AM
No.213977397
>>213977456
>>213977531
>>213977369
He's the Rizzler. He rizzed them.
>>213977387
>>213977397
are you mentally ill
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:16:12 AM
No.213977474
>>213977297
He harbours and enables serial killers, encourages them to bring him trophies from kills they otherwise may not have done. He's also had at least one person assassinated.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:17:34 AM
No.213977508
>>213977456
Just capable of recognizing trends and memes.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:18:22 AM
No.213977527
>>213977297
Dexter killed a fuckton of innocents at this point, does the code even matter
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:18:33 AM
No.213977531
>>213977397
Is the twizzler related to the rippler?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:20:19 AM
No.213977574
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:22:41 AM
No.213977632
>>213977680
>>213977685
>>213977456
Did you forget where you are again, anon?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:24:45 AM
No.213977680
>>213977632
I expect certain mental illlnesses and dont others
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:24:56 AM
No.213977685
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:25:19 AM
No.213977696
>>213974411
>he didn't play dexter fruit ninja on his ipad 1
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:27:46 AM
No.213977758
>>213977890
>>213977456
You merely adopted the brain rot... I was born in it... Molded by it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:33:05 AM
No.213977890
>>213977758
>He's a big guy...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:36:07 AM
No.213977958
>>213978052
As a straight male I'm not ashamed to admit that young M C Hall was hot and aesthetic
The real New York Ripper was the friends we made along the way.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:40:06 AM
No.213978052
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:44:20 AM
No.213978151
>>213978225
>>213978453
>>213978014
We made friends with Jonah?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:46:38 AM
No.213978215
>>213977334
Is the kid like Peter Dinklage's stunt double?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:47:07 AM
No.213978225
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:52:45 AM
No.213978364
Bobby Bacala is a cereal killer
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:53:46 AM
No.213978395
>>213977297
he ordered the pale chick killed
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:55:54 AM
No.213978453
>>213978532
>>213978151
Jonah being the ripper is such a retarded theory
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:56:34 AM
No.213978467
>>213978661
>>213974167
who's the gay guy in Resurrection?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:58:49 AM
No.213978518
>>213975495
>trinityโs manpaws,
Basado.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:59:15 AM
No.213978532
>>213979592
>>213978453
Why else did they film new scenes with the actor
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:03:56 AM
No.213978661
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:07:41 AM
No.213978766
>>213979676
>>213983301
>>213978014
It's totally Harrison's weird girl friend boy toy thing that doesn't shave it's pits
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:16:21 AM
No.213978986
>>213979126
what do they know???????
>>213978014
The real New York Ripper will be seen in season 2, but the writers haven't yet figured out who it is. The mystery box is currently unopened but empty
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:20:51 AM
No.213979115
>>213981194
New York Ripper is just a series of copycat killers
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:21:16 AM
No.213979126
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:26:45 AM
No.213979247
>>213979407
>>213981194
The New York Ripper isn't ever going to pay off.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:28:53 AM
No.213979294
The New York Ripper actually lives in New Jersey
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:29:04 AM
No.213979298
>>213977083
Dayman
fighter of the Nightman
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:30:03 AM
No.213979329
>>213976259
He's also on edge because he hasn't killed anyone
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:33:04 AM
No.213979407
>>213979247
Dexter will help the jew detective uncover the identity of the ripper when he's working at the NYPD
It will be a golden state killer thing, a retired old man.
>everyone who tries to expose Dexter goes about it the worst way possible
Dexter isn't a genius. Everyone else is retarded. C'mon, Angel. You have a fucking phone in the modern era. You should have been recording immediately when you heard the shit in the wig store.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:35:27 AM
No.213979465
>>213979489
>>213979031
I thought it was going to be Praetor? How does he have the ripper's murder weapon despite the killer never being caught or known?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:36:19 AM
No.213979489
>>213979465
He bought it from him?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:37:42 AM
No.213979514
>>213979438
Well if they were halfway competent he'd have been caught a long time ago and there'd be no show. The whole plot relies on everyone investigating Dexter alone and coming off to everyone else as a lunatic and missing basic shit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:40:38 AM
No.213979582
>>213979438
>top of his class in med school
Dexter is a genius, he just makes a lot of stupid decisions because he loves the thrill.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:41:20 AM
No.213979592
>>213979627
>>213980244
>>213978532
idk but Jonah is too young based on NYR info provided thus far, hermano.
>>213979438
Al outsmarting him by simply lying / leaving Hamilton early was pretty funny
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:42:34 AM
No.213979621
>>213979647
>>213979766
>>213979031
it's Blessing, he's traumatized child soldier.
I bet the killings stopped when his daughter was born, but they'll start again, now that his mother is dead and his daughter is leaving him.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:42:45 AM
No.213979627
>>213979592
ay hermano si hermano
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:43:46 AM
No.213979647
>>213979621
his daughter isn't 5 years old xd
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:44:58 AM
No.213979676
>>213978766
Donโt think she is the ripper but I do suspect thereโs more to her
>>213979031
I think this is fairly likely.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:45:32 AM
No.213979691
>>213979616
yeah that was actually pretty humiliating on dexter's part
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:47:52 AM
No.213979730
>>213979616
Agreed; how would Dexter not think Al would be rightly apprehensive of him at this point?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:48:01 AM
No.213979733
>>213974182
He gets this look from his dad...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:49:23 AM
No.213979766
>>213979875
>>213979621
I just want to know what results in Blessing swinging around a damn sword as shown in the series trailer - you can tell 2 people are fucking with Dexterโs car and Dex is just off to the right.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:53:37 AM
No.213979875
>>213979906
>>213981065
>>213979766
DEXTAH! I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE KIA BOYZ!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:54:55 AM
No.213979906
>>213979875
Kia boyz def fit the code
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:56:01 AM
No.213979935
>>213981358
>nearly 20 years of dexter-posting
I never thought we'd still be here after the ending of the first series but even before the reboot dexter threads never died off.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:59:07 AM
No.213980014
>>213973793
Never realized how British she looks kek.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:00:43 AM
No.213980056
>>213980077
>>213979438
Masuka is smarter than dexter but blinded by women
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:01:17 AM
No.213980077
>>213980056
he just cant stop getting pussy
Will he die next episode or in the finale?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:05:32 AM
No.213980179
>>213980218
>>213980148
They have to do something as shocking as S4 ending
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:07:05 AM
No.213980218
>>213980179
s2 - batista gets pregnant
s3 - jonah kills batista in a bathtub and now dexters second son is born in blood
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:07:10 AM
No.213980223
>>213980148
He either goes to jail or gets disregarded as a lunatic. Maybe he resolves to kill Dexter himself next season but he's not dying this season.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:07:54 AM
No.213980244
>>213980486
>>213979592
How so? Claudette was investigating him within the span of her career. Its been 20 tears since we met Jonah.
Praters comment about "the streets I played on as a kid" means he grew up there, not that it was happening when he was a kid.
Doakes should have sympathized with Dexter. Especially after he killed that war criminal in cold blood.
Make Angel come to terms with what Dexter does.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:10:47 AM
No.213980310
>>213980439
>>213980270
>he killed that war criminal in cold blood
That guy was pretty brutal to me fair. Forcing fathers to rape their daughters? What is this one of my doujins?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:11:37 AM
No.213980331
>>213980439
>>213980270
they tried that with Debra
it became a weird sex thing
How's my dexter fit progressing? Any changes to make?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:13:02 AM
No.213980370
>>213977297
Zoomies actually think Prater wouldn't fit The Code.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:13:37 AM
No.213980383
>>213980354
lose the hat
wear looser gloves
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:14:53 AM
No.213980424
>>213980354
Anon looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his Dexter shirt before /tv/. Very very disrespectful.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:15:26 AM
No.213980439
>>213980559
>>213980310
Was the war criminal still doing that?
Doakes was a hypocrite.
>>213980331
She didn't really come to terms with it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:15:40 AM
No.213980445
>>213980354
How bad is the cancer
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:15:49 AM
No.213980450
>>213980270
He did initially, or at least pretended to, but once Dex killed the guy in his presence he saw the truth and he gave up. That scene is really sad.
>stay away... stay away from me.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:16:42 AM
No.213980486
>>213980244
Iโm not involving that Prater quote at all. Jonah was in Nebraska during early NY Ripper kills.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:18:21 AM
No.213980531
>>213980354
Damascus D302 UltraThinโข Cabretta Police Gloves
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:19:06 AM
No.213980559
>>213980439
>Doakes was a hypocrite.
Doakes was a CIA spook and was cleared by Feds.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:20:20 AM
No.213980594
>>213980638
>>213973605 (OP)
I think he's ultimately just super salty and envious that wherever Dexter goes he gets primo blonde punani and friends, meanwhile he's getting busted for soliciting prostitutes.
>>213980594
He was married to the blowjob queen of Miami. He had a good run.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:21:37 AM
No.213980639
>>213980354
Are you wearing a corset underneath or something?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:22:12 AM
No.213980660
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:22:14 AM
No.213980662
>>213980354
Where's the kill kit?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:22:38 AM
No.213980671
>>213980638
After like 20 years of riding the dick carousel she sucked his dick, wow great...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:22:41 AM
No.213980672
>>213980795
>>213980148
I hope he doesnโt die this season, would be so predictable. So far, Quinn was only one smart enough to know when to back off his suspicions about Dexter. Almost wonder if Angel will get injured or incapacitated the same way Doakes was in the books by Dr. Danco - limbless, tongue removed, etc. Maybe heโll get a wheelchair and a bell, too, since itโs already ripped off BrBa so hard with the โtread lightlyโ type scene.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:24:32 AM
No.213980722
>>213973942
So wait Dexter has twin and Brian and Dexter forget about him?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:26:53 AM
No.213980792
>>213981664
If somehow Dexter kills Batista, I bet Brian will be replacing Harry for awhile, since we already know Christian Camargo is confirmed to appear this season.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:27:01 AM
No.213980795
>>213980970
>>213980672
Not sure what the alternative is.
He goes back to Miami with his tail tucked between his legs?
So far Dexter has always lucked out from these situations where he would have to kill an innocent, Doakes, Laguerta etc.
My guess is Prater will at some point realize he's the BHB and kill Batista as a favor to him.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:27:11 AM
No.213980800
>>213980897
>>213980940
>>213974546
Michael C Hall singing is pretty cringe.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:27:35 AM
No.213980808
>>213980857
>No Deb ghost
0/10 trash sequel
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:27:45 AM
No.213980817
>>213980354
Remember to get a privacy hoodie, socio.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:28:17 AM
No.213980830
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:29:13 AM
No.213980857
>>213980961
>>213980808
There has been no explanation as to why ghost Deb vanished and ghost dad returned.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:30:40 AM
No.213980897
>>213981144
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:31:40 AM
No.213980931
>>213980354
wear a combat tactical bra
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:32:02 AM
No.213980940
>>213980800
yeah he tries to imitate the originals 1:1
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:32:16 AM
No.213980951
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:32:47 AM
No.213980961
>>213981027
>>213980857
I thought it was because he's back in murder mode? When he was living his quiet life out in the sticks, Deb's ghost was a reminder of his guilt and sadness.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:33:12 AM
No.213980970
>>213980795
Well I provided one alternative, that he basically could get the Doakes treatment as in the novels.
>My guess is Prater will at some point realize he's the BHB and kill Batista as a favor to him.
Thatโs plausible, perhaps even probable. Whatever happens, I just want it to feel earned, because so far feels very by the numbers considering what happened with Doakes and Laguerta.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:35:30 AM
No.213981027
>>213981117
>>213980961
This is the correct answer. I really liked her scenes in New Blood, especially with the wood chipper and cheerleader scenes.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:36:43 AM
No.213981065
>>213979875
It's Doakes coming back from the dead. That's why it's called Resurrection.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:38:31 AM
No.213981117
>>213981190
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:38:52 AM
No.213981129
>>213981094
Cute rat, hermano.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:39:18 AM
No.213981144
>>213981259
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:40:23 AM
No.213981169
>>213979616
>did you know itโs a rap show?!
based Al
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:41:14 AM
No.213981190
>>213981291
>>213981299
>>213981117
What the fuck are you on about, schizo? There was a funny scene with Deb dressed as a cheerleader in NB when Dex was figuring out that Harrison slashed the wannabe school shooter unprovoked, do you even watch the shows, nigger?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:41:25 AM
No.213981194
>>213979115
>>213979247
the new york ripper is uhhh the black guitar guy deb dated
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:42:30 AM
No.213981222
Based Al is the final boss of the Dexter universe. When Astor and Cody get their superpowers like in the books they're going to have to team up with Dexter and Harrison as a superteam to take back Wisconsin.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:43:30 AM
No.213981259
>>213981439
>>213981144
why what's wrong with it seems fine to me
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:43:54 AM
No.213981278
The New York Ripper is actually Jack the Ripper whom Moloch has transported to modern London. When Dexter kills him his blood will open a portal back to Victorian England where Dexter will begin hunting for Moloch who is hiding in between time.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:44:15 AM
No.213981291
>>213981350
>>213981190
you can't hide it. one day the tide will sweep up you and all your kind
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:44:35 AM
No.213981299
>>213981190
No cheerleader outfit think you mean picrel scene.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:44:41 AM
No.213981302
>>213981373
>>213981397
But for real Al is smarter than even Dinklage and Gemini who were supposed to be some of the smartest people in the Dexter canon.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:46:41 AM
No.213981350
>>213981405
>>213981291
uh huh. Sure thing, niggerfaggot. Someone says the word โcheerleaderโ when referring to a woman in her late 30s clearly means theyโre a pedo. Neck yourself posthaste.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:46:48 AM
No.213981358
>>213979935
dexter-postingโs plot armor is almost as strong as dexterโs
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:47:24 AM
No.213981373
>>213981429
>>213981302
I don't think Gemini was meant to be smart, just full of himself. Probably much easier to get away as a duo; other characters think he's a genius because they think it's one guy
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:48:07 AM
No.213981397
>>213981441
>>213981302
I still feel like he never actually killed anyone, his video was fake and he just wanted the money for his family.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:48:40 AM
No.213981405
>>213981526
>>213981350
Struck a nerve, ey, nonce?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:49:20 AM
No.213981429
>>213981538
>>213981687
>>213981373
Gemini being high off his own farts was a real letdown. After the first one was killed I thought โwell maybe the twin is different and far more formidableโ but nope, he was an arrogant prick, too, killed just as swiftly.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:49:39 AM
No.213981439
>>213981746
>>213981259
I hate musicals. Actors who do TV and movies shoudln't do musicals.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:49:43 AM
No.213981441
>>213981558
>>213981397
how did he make the fake video and the scalped ponytail trophies he gave to prater which are on display
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:51:11 AM
No.213981492
>>213981548
>>213981094
Pet rats are so amazing. It's a shame they have such short lives.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:52:16 AM
No.213981526
>>213981405
No, schizo. Just utterly baffled by your retardation.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:52:45 AM
No.213981537
>>213981605
should i rewatch OG dexter
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:52:47 AM
No.213981538
>>213981605
>>213981713
>>213981429
I mean, they could be smart, but Dexter is just way smarter. It's like all the opponents in One Punch Man seem weak when we see that they could give the other heroes trouble, but Saitama makes short work of them.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:53:05 AM
No.213981548
>>213981758
>>213981492
>short lives.
That's why its good to have more than one. Lessens the pain when one dies.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:53:26 AM
No.213981558
>>213981441
he seems like a guy that would be good at arts and crafts
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:54:16 AM
No.213981588
>>213981094
cheesed to meet you :^)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:54:48 AM
No.213981605
>>213981537
Yes.
>>213981538
Eh, they laid it on a little too thick to leave impression he was actually super smart, imo.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:56:48 AM
No.213981664
>>213980792
brianโs twin brother ryan is the new york ripper
>>213981429
dexter was bald at one point
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:58:31 AM
No.213981713
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:58:47 AM
No.213981721
>>213981687
horns coming outta his head like a kids bow
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:59:32 AM
No.213981746
>>213981439
he did musicals first tho?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:59:37 AM
No.213981750
>>213974197
Yeah and then she gets what's coming to her
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:59:49 AM
No.213981758
>>213981548
Is this the Rat King for the next TMNT movie?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:00:58 AM
No.213981782
>>213981854
>>213981687
Season 6 is the most season.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:04:07 AM
No.213981854
>>213981919
>>213981782
I honestly rank S6 lower than S8. Hannibal series did way better at what S6 was going for, not to mention that super predictable โtwistโ a la fight club or secret window
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:07:16 AM
No.213981919
>>213982022
>>213981854
season 8 is so god damn bad, I don't believe you
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:08:03 AM
No.213981940
>>213982023
Netrangle is so five minutes ago, Dex, you should be using Elliot.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:10:53 AM
No.213982016
>>213982045
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:11:05 AM
No.213982022
>>213981919
Yes S8 is also very terrible - but itโs not as boring as S6. S8 is laughably bad, S6 is a snooze fest. In my book, laughably bad is more entertaining than boring as fuck.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:11:06 AM
No.213982023
>>213982134
>>213981940
as much as I hate hannah for ruining season 8, louis was far and away the most irritating character
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:11:51 AM
No.213982035
>>213982090
>>213982100
Harrison's whole character got retconned, he was a normal kid the whole time in the original series and now he somehow remembers Rita dying and has violent tendencies while looking like he's about to cry every scene.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:12:06 AM
No.213982045
>>213982016
Nigga be catching waves instead of Dex. For shame.
>>213982035
Didnt he fuck up some kid when he was a baby?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:13:48 AM
No.213982100
>>213982255
>>213982035
he had violent tendencies in new blood too, he attacked that weird kid and he admitted to angelas daughter he wanted to hurt people
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:14:26 AM
No.213982119
>>213982090
He did scratch another baby once. I guess we have no choice but to indoctrinate him into a life of murder.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:15:05 AM
No.213982134
>>213982023
Yeah Louis was fucking awful. As I understand it, writers wanted to make him a serial killer, too, but MCH was against it and apparently won that battle. Seeing Louis get capped by Sirko immediately elevated S7 by a lot for me.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:15:27 AM
No.213982144
>>213982165
>>213982090
he scratched a baby with his baby razor blades
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:15:46 AM
No.213982153
>>213982189
I could fuck the dark passenger out of Harrison. You think that's what happened? He seems a lot chiller than in IL.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:16:11 AM
No.213982165
>>213982267
>>213982144
โฆbut was swiftly stopped from his violent behaviors by a treadmill
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:17:12 AM
No.213982189
>>213982153
Pussy changes everything. Moreso than money.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:19:03 AM
No.213982235
>>213982261
>>213982263
>>213982090
and he drew a picture of a zombie
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:20:05 AM
No.213982255
>>213982292
>>213982100
That doesn't mean he's a psycho. Could be after killing his dad or believing he did, he realized that he doesn't actually like violence as much as he thought he did.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:20:21 AM
No.213982261
>>213982291
>>213982235
Str8 to jail hermano
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:20:31 AM
No.213982263
>>213982235
holy fuck
This kid might be the next Trinity- but worse!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:20:35 AM
No.213982267
>>213982327
>>213982165
no you see he was fine until the treadmill, it gave him TRUE pain and inspired him to kill
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:21:21 AM
No.213982291
>>213982261
he even showed it to la passion, thatโs why he knew he was destined for evil
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:21:22 AM
No.213982292
>>213982458
>>213982255
Ryan Foster disagrees
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:22:49 AM
No.213982327
>>213982267
It all makes sense now, hermano
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:28:09 AM
No.213982458
>>213982657
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:28:40 AM
No.213982476
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:35:20 AM
No.213982657
>>213982458
Toilet tank lid kills in movies and TV are underutilized imo.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:35:56 AM
No.213982668
What if Ritas bloodline genetically predisposed to being serial killers, but she was faulty.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:44:25 AM
No.213982876
>>213974691
Sheโs a w*man
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:45:25 AM
No.213982892
>>213974691
So you won't be shocked when uma kills him
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:48:16 AM
No.213982960
>>213983261
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:49:04 AM
No.213982972
>>213983261
>>213982901
I want to lick
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:51:45 AM
No.213983027
>>213983090
>>213983214
oye, i've been out of the loop since the original show se acabo pero como es new blood? is it good? es bueno?
me gusta Clancy Brown and the chica nativa
i dont really feel like watching el pecado original because it seems flojo, boring, lame
how is ressurection?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:53:45 AM
No.213983075
>>213983261
>>213982901
my cock was scrolling my phone and it kept scrolling sry not sexy enough
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:54:37 AM
No.213983090
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:00:42 AM
No.213983205
>>213983246
>>213981687
How come nobody heard Dexter bashing the holes in the mural?
There was maybe few walls and open doors between Dex and the rest of the homicide squad at the scene.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:01:15 AM
No.213983214
>>213983027
new blood is made infinitely better by the fact that resurrection invalidates the finale. Definitely worth a watch if you plan on watching resurrection. Resurrection is fun so far, dexter is a lot mor unhinged
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:01:39 AM
No.213983226
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:02:13 AM
No.213983236
Praeter is bayharbor butcher
He saw his mom's guts after the accident
It's why he needs the super long thing to disembowel them and pays someone to send the messages
Gay show they fumbled
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:02:45 AM
No.213983246
>>213983205
he coughed and sharted
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:03:19 AM
No.213983261
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:05:15 AM
No.213983301
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:07:25 AM
No.213983349
>>213983365
>>213983314
what did he mean by this? love sign? spider man?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:07:51 AM
No.213983365
>>213983472
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:08:29 AM
No.213983385
>>213983314
MCH was on letterman or conan talking about how he dreamed about lil chino, had to kill him in his dreams and realized how ridiculous it was.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:08:52 AM
No.213983396
>>213983314
lil chino is the new york ripper
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:09:07 AM
No.213983404
>>213983314
I really really like this picture
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:10:06 AM
No.213983429
>>213983451
>>213983515
wonder if they can row it in this season or if they'll jump the shark towards the end
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:10:52 AM
No.213983451
>>213983429
Jump the shark. How is this not to be expected by now?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:11:59 AM
No.213983472
>>213983365
>rockโnโroll
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:13:29 AM
No.213983515
>>213983429
the season finales were usually pretty good, it was the series finales that sucked dick
Why didnโt Quinn tell the detective that Dexter is bhb?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:14:10 AM
No.213983535
>>213983594
>>213983518
he didn't know.
>hey buddy yeah i decided to leave early because turns out Hamilton is just a bunch of screaming NIGGERS with their NIGGER MUSIC that i cant even understand
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:16:49 AM
No.213983594
>>213983535
yt man says he does tho, he wouldnt lie right?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:18:09 AM
No.213983623
>>213983656
>>213983518
I thought quinn knew it at the end of the show
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:18:37 AM
No.213983634
>>213983518
quinn pays his dues
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:18:40 AM
No.213983637
>>213983518
he doesnโt know dexter is alive
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:19:20 AM
No.213983656
>>213983623
Quinn didn't have proof but was extremely suspicious of Dexter prior to Liddy dying. He was also like 99% certain Dexter killed Liddy, but just ignored it because of a combo of Dex getting him off of getting charged with that and Deb.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:20:51 AM
No.213983691
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:21:21 AM
No.213983706
>>213983587
Al is based, simple as
>jolly fat guy
>loves his family
>only kills roasties
>gets along with everyone
>only really goes for the money and food
>isnโt a retard obsessed with status, just kills for his own pleasure and the prater bonus
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:22:20 AM
No.213983731
>>213983587
Uma gonna go to kill him and cross path with Dexter trying to do the same
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:43:22 AM
No.213984256
>>213983587
This is why Eric Stonestreet deserves to be in 2nd season.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:47:09 AM
No.213984352
>>213973957
it stayed with him after the treadmill incident