Thread 213976458

This movie in 4k is a spiritual experience

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>>213976458 (OP)
Seeing it in theaters with this blasting was euphoric. The volcano fight was awesome, the room was shaking lol also I am not white

https://youtu.be/T-0pjOXCO5c?si=ARaRWRu0Tj1Z0enJ

>>213976458 (OP)
this was randomly playing at my gym at 1am the other week

>>213976458 (OP)
>a spiritual experience
In boring.

depicts white people as ruthless barbarians
stopped watching half way through

>>213976535
So wait, who introduced Christianity to the vikings again? Who effectively destroyed their heathen way of life and made it better again? Kinda kills your gay ass pol narrative huh lol

i have the 4k steelbook of this, AMA
yes i have huge white penis

>>213976535
Its just topless hamlet, and you've been psy op'd by jews and trannies to be offended by everything.

>>213976458 (OP)
Saw it at the plex and the end fight scene in the volcano was fucking amazing.

>>213976458 (OP)
When I watch that movie it always makes me laugh that Nicole Kidman has the most 21st century face ever.

>>213976535
That's what Whites have always been
and it's a good thing

>>213976783
Based Anglos, the kings of the North, winning since ye olden days.

>>213979085
>posting that quote to flex

holy kek

>>213976535
fag

>>213976458 (OP)
this movie sucks, easily his worst

It was great in theatres. I also like when all the normies walk out of an Eggers movie visibly confused

Got the steelbook KoH arriving next week. Absolutely 4k worthy.

>>213976458 (OP)
It was good. even better if you are familiary with both Hamlet and the Oresteia.
unfortunately I watched it in kino when I was really drunk so dont remember it so well.

>>213976458 (OP)
It's a dogshit movie made by a redditor, for redditors

>>213979234
>any white font on black background is a quote

>>213979234
>He thinks that's a real quote

>>213976458 (OP)
Redditors say it's bad.
They're even in this thread.

>>213976458 (OP)
The ONLY thing I hate about this movie is how ridiculously small Bjork's role is. Fuck retarded Eggers, should've given her a bigger role.
Other than that it's kino

>>213976458 (OP)
its his best movie for sure

>>213976458 (OP)
great movie, better than that piece of shit nosfertau that's for sure

The closest thing we'll get to a Skyrim movie.

>>213980067
>>213980521
No, Anon is quoting the author of his .jpg (assuming he did not make it himself).

This is called logic, or λογικός in Greek.

The English were the first Northmen to grasp the truth.

>>213976458 (OP)
always avoided it cuz I expect it to be woke somehow like "muh violence bad" or "MCs love interest is a used up slut or cucks him" etc

>>213984339
Kek you are pathetic man. Sorry somebody hurt you so bad. The entire dilemma is a man caught in a legend conflicted about either fulfilling a promise of revenge or turning away and finding peace somehow. The movie ends with a swordfight in a volcano, guess what he chooses

I really wanted to like this movie. I did. But it is just a more boring Conan the Barbarian.

Remember how chuds tried to turn this film into a political movement but got BTFO by its overall message?

so how about those israeli genocides going on over there hah pretty crazy right? whole world saying
>ya probs don't kill alll the journos and children and stuff...
and then israel does it more kek. cartoonish.

>>213984722
no? that scenario lives on only in your heart.

>>213984779
It really makes you think.

>>213976458 (OP)
it is honestly a really good movie

>>213984845
yeah? thats just called being based, you should try it

>>213984845
10 dudes do something cool and it's a movement?

>>213984845
holy cringe

>>213976458 (OP)
Zzzzzz

>>213986413
Anya's ass was such a fucking disapointment so i needed AI to correct it

>>213976458 (OP)
Its a 6.5. At least it isn't woke.

>>213976458 (OP)
White people ransacking London
: l
Sand niggers ransacking London
>:(

>>213976458 (OP)
>What if Conan The Barbarian but boring
>Ending is straight up The Lion King

>>213976458 (OP)
I liked the movie but I think it would have benefitted from having less famous people in it. Ethan Hawke and Nicole Kidman both felt out of place to me. Bjork was OK as stunt-casting because it was hard to even tell it was her.

>>213987353
>the lion king
>cant even recognise Hamlet
REEEEEEEE

>>213987451
Is that supposed to make it less shit?