Thread 213976737

WAZZAAAAAAAAAAP edition.

Son of /hor/: >>213954554

I watch anything with Jcon

Have you seen Etoile? Would it count as horror? The swan was very creepy desu

>jcon edition of /hor/
>brooke edition of /film/
Blessed sunday.

>>213976827
Yeah, i introduced some anons here to it last year, i do consider it a horror.

>>213976778
looks like a man, get better taste

>>213976821
We never lose. Only grow more powerful each film.

>>213976849
That's why I made it, I saw the Brooke edition and saw a chance to strengthen /filmhor/ relations.

this bitch is the most overrated bitch to ever walk the Earth

>>213977192
We get it, you're gay.

need mockumentaries

>>213976778
Is Dark Matter any good? I will watch it regardless

This movie has too many plot contrivances.

Why didn't the archaeologist bring a satellite phone to the ruins that had no cell service?

Why did the college students trust a random stranger to take them to an uncharted area?

Why didn't they plan for the way back?

Why did the German guy assume his archaeologist brother was safe when he didn't come back at the expected time?

Why didn't they just burn the vines?

Why didn't they toss vine pieces at the villagers from the top of the pyramid to create a diversion?

>>213976737 (OP)
>not Integralu Hardu Edition
meh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV2UVh2gS8Y

>>213976849
>>213977015
>OP made a JCun /hor/ edition because he saw my /film/ thread

>>213976737 (OP)
...

>>213977301
Drop Dead Gorgeous

>>213977743
Is that horror?

>>213977790
It's a mockumentary bombing campaign slasher despite being set at a beauty pageant
It's also based on the true crime story usually called the Texas cheerleader murder for hire case, which had none of the kill count of the film

>>213977860
>came out in 1999
I'll watch it

>>213977412
>Why didn't the archaeologist bring a satellite phone to the ruins that had no cell service?
This film came out in 2008. Widespread cellphone use was only recent, going without cell service was normal. Especially going for a hike. Basically all four of your top points are "that's the way life used to be".
idk about point 5, did they have fire?
point 6 - I mean go outside right now and see how far you can throw a piece of vine. that ain't going anywhere.

>>213977991
Sex Sex Sex
Pass Sex Pass

>>213978026
why would you pass on m3gan fox

Wolf Creek 2 is one of the most generic horror films I've seen but somehow its decent.

>>213976308
>people getting stompted to death or trapped in a burning building because they are stuck
Another good idea that hasn't been done. Like a Junji Ito unexplainable body horror kind of film, people are there's some kind of phenomenon causing crowd crushes to happen in populated areas. Like people become magnetized to go to certain areas and all end up trampling each other.
Would cost too much in extras unfortunately.

Alright guys, it's my birthday today. I'm getting drunk, I got time off work. Give me something fucking terrifying. No campy shlock, I want to be fucking terrified.

>>213978176
They're going back to a more serious approach for WC3 but I liked the "Australian Freddy Krueger" approach of 2. The director did a great job, it's just a solid horror film.

>>213976894
Gtfo fag

>>213978223
the woman in black 1989

>>213978223
Wtf. It's my birthday too. Happy birthday anon.

>>213978307
Happy birthday to you too man. Hope it's a good one.

>>213977412
If horror movies have taught me anything, it's that college students looking for a good time are the most gentle and trusting of creatures, and can even be fed by hand if approached carefully.

>>213978232
It reminds me of wrong turn 2 and is equally as comfy.

>>213977999
It's definitely more of a comedy, but it has the elements of horror down to living ghouls
It's my favourite mockumentary because it takes the serious honest documentary film makers just record life how it is and never interfere thing seriously

>>213978286
You're gonna give him a heart attack on his birthday anon

>horror movie
>doesn't have a fucked up backstory where the director was involved in all kinds of shit and the actors have tales of the abuse they received on set
No more fake shit. Give me the real ones.

>>213978003
>Widespread cellphone use was only recent, going without cell service was normal.

Satellite phones existed for decades. If you're an archaeologist, it makes no sense to not have one, especially in a remote location that's not on the map.

>idk about point 5, did they have fire?

They were able to create torches to explore the inside of the pyramid.

>I mean go outside right now and see how far you can throw a piece of vine.

One of the female characters was able to throw one piece from the base of the pyramid to a Mayan child standing on the edge of the forest. From the top, they could ball up vine pieces with a piece vine attach to the end of each vine ball and do hammer throws without being attacked by the villagers. The men look like they play sports, so they should be able to do it easily.

>>213977991
Lose Megan Fox and it's great.

>>213978540
Repulsion 1965

>>213978552
They were on vacation in mexico, just doesn't seem that big of a deal that a gung-ho explorer probably strapped for cash wouldn't have a satellite phone.
You'd still have to throw it the length of the pyramid, and I can't remember much but basically they have bows or guns or some shit and you just have an arm so you'd always be at a disadvantage. Just seems like they'd push it back with a shovel and that'd be it.
The fire though, that's a bit of a LOTR eagle I'll give you that. Maybe it's like wet wood and just doesn't burn. I imagine the book would explain it, since it's based on one.

>>213977991
Mags is so cute

>>213977301
Cryptid: The Swamp Beast

Any idea when Weapons comes out on digital? I haven't seen it yet, but every pirated version I find is just a camera recording a theater screen.

>>213976737 (OP)
Anyone got any good horror movie recommendations for Tubi?
I'm looking for anything - hauntings, vampires, werewolves, creature features, slashers

>>213979166
>hauntings, vampires, werewolves, slashers
all shit

>>213979166
They have a few of the Syfy channel Maneater films, they're low budget cheesy schlock

>>213976737 (OP)
>yello

>>213977991
Megan Fox is the only conventionally attractive woman there

>>213979522
>fake lips

ok, old man

>>213979148
eventually probably

>>213979166
The Tubi original film Lowlifes, starring Canadian actress Amanda Fix

>>213978223
Skinamarink

>>213978286
>>213978500
Is this one actually scary or a meme? It looks kinda old

>>213980015
Watch the 2012 one if you want modern scares.

>>213977301
https://www.imdb.com/pt/title/tt13446168/

>>213976849
/tv/ is healing

>>213979962
couldn't get through this, makes me sleepy

>>213977991
man, standards have fallen hard

>>213980452
Was this bitch in The Blob or am I thinking of someone else?

>>213980501
No, the Blob bitch was Saw bitch

>>213980980
Shawnee Bitch?

>>213981201
That's the bitch. Smithbitch

>>213980452
>a perfect creation set in the future
>standards

>>213980332
Going on the list. Didn't realize it was a mockumentary.

Favorite slashers?

>>213981510
Lowlifes

>>213981591
Not watching this simply because you won't shut up about it

>>213981627
Thats pretty cucked

>>213979920
I've gone away for weeks and you're still doing this?

>>213981663
I think you're the Gadonposter. Get better waifus

Thoughts?

>>213981669
>>213981692
This is my first post all week.

I watched this last night and thought it was great. It was just corny enough, but the way the MC just couldn't catch a break really ramped up the dread in a satisfying way. It had the good qualities of a "slow burn" without ever being boring.

>>213981703
I think I watched this when it came out but I don't really remember it. Is it worth watching again?

These are the horror movies released this year that I have seen. Am I missing anything?

>>213981703
>>213981793
Very good

>>213981738
Maybe your first post without a dildo up your ass, but there won't be a second

>>213981834
>>213981793
What about this from the same director?

>>213981860
>Gianna Michaels in a bikini eaten in half
Based

>>213981692
>I think you're the Gadonposter.
Duh, he posts pictures of them together all the time.

>>213981820
heaps of those suck and you're missing some of the best:
Missing Child Videotape, aka kino of the year
also Together, Presence, Rule of Jenny Pen, The Ugly Stepsister

>>213981860
Never seen, I'll have to check it out.
>>213981887
I can't be bothered to pay that much attention to him.

>>213982029
Oh context of that first part was I thought it was your "to watch" list

>>213981703
>>213981860
Want to know an incredible fact about the director of The Hills Have Eyes and Piranha 3D?

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpEXM1Yziws

>>213981793
I thought Don't Move was mediocre "play in the background" gruel, aside from the cute girl it felt like every other ""more a thriller" horror"

>>213979681
this movie has such amazing lighting but sometimes it feels like you're on the set, especially towards the end, like you're aware there's a carefully constructed lighting set just outside camera range

>>213982230
I might have a low bar for what constitutes a good horror movie these days, but still I enjoyed it a lot.

>>213981703
This movie awoke my fetish for men covered in blood

>>213982445
To me that sounds gay.

>>213982184
Yeah, tell me.

>>213982582
That director also directed a film starring the Canadian actress Sarah Gadon!

>>213982561
My review: not gay enough

>>213982368
I wish I was in the set with prime Jcon

>>213982618
Ok, you got me, didn't realise it was you.

>>213982368
And? Do you actually stop being aware you're watching a movie when you're watching a movie? That's crazy.

>>213981703
Wasn't there as sequel to the remake?

>>213982750
have you never been fully immersed in a kino before?

I'm looking to get a bunch of the classic Halloween cartoons in HD, as most of my stuff is DVDrips at best, some VHSrips at worst. I know some of this is probably available on Youtube, but I'm looking for good quality rips. Any other classics would be great too.
>The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1949)
>Donald Duck Trick Or Treat (1952)
>Garfields Halloween Adventure (1985)
>It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

Any links or sources would be appreciated. Doesn't need to be 1080p, 720p is also sufficient.

>>213981703
Seeing the mutant get some titty milk helped instill a lactation fetish in me that has persisted till this day.

Oh and the makeup and effects were pretty sweet

>>213982760
Yes, it was also pretty good.

>>213982827
Had em but deleted em. There's HQ versions of the first two out there for sure.

>>213981793
The funniest thing about this movie is just how many things go wrong for the antagonist. Dude just can't catch a break.
Also outside of the paralysis thing the movie is almost beat for beat identical to another movie called Alone. It's honestly kind of strange, it feels like someone gave the same movie outline to two different people. Anyway if you liked Don't Move you would probably like Alone, which I thought was a bit better(though I also watched it first).

Kino or dogshit? Breed Apart was awful, total influencer death.

>>213982950
Watch this VHS every Halloween as well as The Halloween Tree

>>213982950
I think the Legend of Sleepy Hollow will be the easiest to find. Some of the others will be hard mode.

>>213983029
check out Project Silence for a half decent action horror about killer dogs. at least, better than those.

>>213983029
WE GOTTA HAWK TUAH SANITIZE THAT THING

Brooke is /hor/.

>>213983453
actually a pretty disturbing death

>>213983453
spooky

>>213983453
Still have to watch this.

>>213983560
It feels a lot like a giallo

>>213983640
If it has funnies, I'm in

>>213983560
It's quite well directed, there's simple transition scenes that have a lot of thought put into making them shine.

>>213983043
I've never seen this. It's been mentioned here a few times. Only thing I can find is a dvdrip, so maybe that'll have to do.

>>213983560
>>213983640
I actually haven't watched it yet, mostly because of the webm someone posted where in one shot, Alice clearly yanks a real kitten by the neck to piss off the fat fuck trying to corner her, before throwing a fake one on the ground in the following shot. That really pissed me off compared to most horror movies. I get it's the only scene like that but just watching it made me feel genuine anger toward the character Alice and director / writer / producer Alfred Sole because of the genuine animal abuse on screen, knowing they likely did multiple takes. If any consolation, he killed himself back in 2022.

having empathy for heckin animalrinos but zero for humans is peak soi

>>213984227
I've seen that webm too. I understand your stance.

>>213984227
That just comes with the territory of 70s horror

>>213984227
meh, it's not like you are paying for it to incentivize more, just treat it as a relic of its time

>>213980452
careful, hall monitors are rampant in this general

>>213983453
i prefer don't deliver us from evil

>>213984227
>look up Alfred Sole
>realize I have another one of his movies (Pandemonium) that I got in a Vinegar Syndrome sale for cheap
Anyone seen it? I'll probably watch it this October

>>213976737 (OP)
Ill admit, I want to do it one more time.

>>213982801
Not the point where i "forget" i'm watching a film, the fact that it is a constructed work is a huge part of the appreciation.

>>213982712
Don't we all?
>mfw it'll never happen

THEY WERE ALL DRAWN TO THE KEEP.
The soldiers who brought death. The father and daughter fighting for life. The people who have always feared it. And the one man who knows its secret...

Tonight, they will all face the evil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VPKs1Io7A0

>>213985639
Based and Tangerine Dream pilled

>>213985639
So what's the status on ever getting a release of the 4 hour version.
I watched this with my dad like 20 years ago and it was OK

>>213983560
>>213984227
Try to avoid spoilers if you do. The movie is somewhat smarter than you might think.

>>213985811
The bluray released within the last year didn't have any deleted scenes so probably never.

post you Halloween watchlist

>>213985811
Michal Mann tried to prevent even the recent re-releases which probably means the longer version isn't possible to recreate and he considers it all dead.

>>213985945
>Night of the Zoopocalpse
>Abbott and Costello film
>Out there Halloween Mega Tape
>Dark Night of the Scarecrow

>>213983095
It was good, not particularly bloody or violent but the koreans have a knack for action horror.

>>213986437
Apparently the lead was a famous korean actor and killed himself after being extorted by some hoes not long after it came out.

>>213984264
This movie is kino because they probably really killed people. I don't approve of the animal stuff though. John "the chopper" Landis did nothing wrong.

I watched Companion today, I sort of liked it. Then Street Trash for the millionth time

Look who decided to come out of their room

>>213982368
I've had these moments when at a decent play. I wish I could download these memories and replay them when I lucid dream.

>>213986665
Nobody killed people, lol.

>>213986665
They didn't kill anybody for Cannibal Holocaust. Also fuck Landis for killing Vic Morrow.

>>213986924
The only Bergman I've actually enjoyed so far, and coincidentally I'm watching Wild Strawbereies right now so I'll see if that holds true

>>213986665
you are a moron

>>213987097
That's one thing I love about live plays, the set element is more than just "we can't give you a mountain so here's a paint of one", the painting itself is art you get to experience. Same reason SFX are so fun, and why CGI is either so realistic you can't tell, or uncanny valley. Very rarely is CGI created with an artistic aim.

>>213987784
>and why CGI is either so realistic you can't tell
Does not exist.

My dreams scare me.

>>213987803
how would you know

>>213987803
how would you know?

>>213987821
Same bro, same

>>213987821
have you tried calling your dreams a faggot?

>>213987821
Until i was about 12 i had so much sleep anxiety because i was terrified of having nightmares, i dreaded bedtime and my mom had to stay in the room with me until i was sound asleep.

>>213987930
A child murdering pedophile is one thing, but a roicist? That's where I draw the line

neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsHTPTRiv_o

>>213988009
>>213987821
When I was a kid, I used to have nightmares about monsters and spiders and things. Now my nightmares are all psychological; my regrets, my losses. Embarrassments. I'd rather be chased by monsters until I wake up than have another dream about a long-dead friend or a woman I loved and missed my chance with.

>>213982201
fuck off

Hereditary is a good watch

>>213987930
I think that would only make them somehow even more bizarre.

>>213976885
Do you think Trump ever watched this?

might be just because im an aussie and it hits close to home but this has some nice cinematography at the least.

>>213988504
strange typo, but yes Rosemary's Baby is a good watch

>>213988504
No.
>>213988858
Yes.

its still august you mentally ill weirdos

>>213989162
this is terrible news

>>213985945
Just based on my blu-ray backlog, I have these to try to fit in this October

>Fear No Evil (1969)
>Ritual of Evil (1970)
>The Premonition (1976)
>The House That Would Not Die (1970)
>The Manitou (1978)
>Fear No Evil (1981)
>Fright (1971)
>Superbeast (1972)
>Grave of the Vampire (1972)
>Pandemonium (1982)
>Night Train Murders (1975)
>Konga (1961)
>The Nesting (1981)
>Stanley (1972)
>Horror High (1973)
>Doctor Blood's Coffin (1961)
>Dance Macabre (1992)
>Terror (1978)
>Devil Rider (1991)
>Nightwing (1979)
>Shadow of the Hawk (1976)
>Trauma (1993)
>Calendar Girl Murders (1984)
>Child in the Night(1990)
>Are You in the House Alone? (1978)

Impromptu selections from streaming services will fill in the rest. I like to do double or triple features, and I usually get in around 60-70 movies by Halloween Night, on which I tend to do rewatches of Halloween classics

>>213989162
Unfortunately

>>213986665
Yeah did you also hear about those 3 student filmmakers that disappeared in the woods in 1999? Sad story.

>>213989181
>hey yeah I'm the one that you wanted
>hey yeah I'm your superbeast

I'm split on Rob Zombie's filmography, but he had good taste in movies

>>213989396
I always think it's pretty impressive how many films he has considering he is out touring and making albums bunch as well. That's probably easier though if he has someone just writing all the music.

>>213989504
>he is out touring and making albums bunch as well. That's probably easier though if he has someone just writing all the music.
I work 50 hours a week. What he does is not work. He has infinite free time to pursue his hobbies.

>>213989396
Yeah, I respect how almost his entire casts are always just people from old and often obscure /hor/ror movies. I like going through the cast list after one of his movies and seeing who was in what. It was real swell of him to give Margot Kidder a role in Halloween II decades after Hollywood had unceremoniously dumped her, probably her last notable role.
Him teaming up with Waxwork Records to give a few old movies an official soundtrack release was cool too.
He’s a busy guy but I wish we could get the Robcast Zomcast where he just watches old exploitation and horror movies every week.

>>213989646
>Robcast Zomcast
Who needs that when you have morbidly obese Zac Amico and the finest of New York City's struggling stand-up open mic'ers watching bad horror movies and every 10 minutes or so making an unfunny obvious joke.

>>213976737 (OP)
>>213976778
>>213976827
watch Ballet

>>213989698
I wonder Zac's been? He hasn't shilled his podcast here in a while.

>>213989745
wonder where*

Wow, that fucking sucked.

>>213978177
It's strange that there's no horror movie or show that deals with non-conscious paranormal phenomena. It's always aliens, ghosts, demons, creatures, or magic users.

>>213989646
I guess if we were doing that now, it'd be smaller actors from the 90s-ish. I'd pick
>the guy who played Scanner Cop. actually no I wouldn't just read he died in 2015 :(
>the guy who played Maniac Cop. actually no I wouldn't just read he died in 2015...
Well damn ok let's keep going...
>Angela from Night of the Demons (apparently now a professional psychic pet communicator)
>Jamie Kennedy
>Andrew Divoff
>the girls from Kolobos

>>213989745
>>213989788
He was at the gathering doing a bunch of drugs that will certainly not have an adverse effect on his already morbidly obese heart.

‘Lobos mentioned

>>213989705
She's irresistible.

>>213989934
I thought Tobe Hoopers Spontaneous Combustion was good. Though it's more sci-fi.

>>213989705
Argento cast her from seeing the same movie. Waifufag directors used to be able to just admit this shit openly now they’d get blackballed.

*BRAP*io Ar*PFFT*o

>>213989951
>>Angela from Night of the Demons (apparently now a professional psychic pet communicator)
Amelia's such a charlatan, kek.
It makes me appreciate her in Night of the Demons even more.

It is no coincidence that two of the most based peoples on the planet - the italians and japanese - both loved JCon.

AH AH
AH OOH HE HAH

AH AH

TER-ROR-VIS-ION

oh yeah it's ff time. has an interesting name at least.

>>213989705
>a flash of inspiration
Is that what we're calling it now?

Why didn't American Gothic get more than 1 season?

>>213976737 (OP)
>If I make enough posts and have mods delete the posts I'm being made fun of in they'll never know I'm a marketing Indian

>>213990737
kek

>>213991077
>The show received positive reviews and has been regarded as a cult classic
Is it a cliffhanger that never gets resolved?

>>213988504
They're both extremely good

>>213990551
ARRRRGGGGHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>213991235
Not really

well Project MKHEXE wasn't good, I'd describe it as "I spent 4 hours reading /x/ and now I'm going to spend $500 making a film about it"

>>213977412
>Why didn't they just burn the vines?
Other than they were not dried up and wilted to begin with?Have you ever tried to burn wet grass or freshly cut grape vines?

>>213992498
it ain't easy

>>213989705
Completely understandable. She's hauntingly beautiful in that movie

>>213977914
>TEST YOUR MIGHT

>>213990683
It's fucking conspiracy investigation KINO. I loved it when I watched it on the 5th.

>>213989845
no it didn't

>>213994396
All the good ideas in the world won't salvage terrible execution. Shitty half assed zombie film.

>>213989845
Filtered.

>>213990010
Back then, men firmly controlled all of Hollywood.

Today, not so much.

I finally got around to watching The Quatermass Experiment and Quatermass 2 yesterday. Both pretty good! I am stoked to check out Quatermass and the Pit later today

>>213989845
Filtered. It’s American Quatermass kino.

>>213989845
Prince of Darkness does suck because of the tone. Random hilarious negro spiritual and the asian man being not-quite-spooked-enough while cracking jokes is just enough to tip the scales. Like 5 minutes of editing could fix it completely.

>>213977484
Well now you know next time to include some lolibait.

Oh great, anon got told he was filtered and now he has to seethe and bait replies for the rest of the thread.

>>213994955
He said he’s doing a granny one next.

>>213995018
gilves are fine too. both is best.

>>213989396
>was going to say why hasn't his brother made anything
>look him up
>Producer/concept on a series and writer/director on three movies
None of them scifi though. I would've though that would've been his shtick.

>>213994693
X...The Unknown fits well with these. Also Island Of Terror.

>>213995217
I will definitely check these out, I have been dipping my toes a little deeper into the pool of Hammer horror this year. So far I've really enjoyed all the Hammer Frankensteins and pretty much anything with Oliver Reed

>Halloween
>The Fog
>The Thing
>Prince of Darkness
>Body Bags
>In the Mouth of Madness
>Village of the Damned
>Vampires
>The Ward
What do you think about the horror films of John Carpenter?

man made horrors beyond our comprehension

>>213995727
Pretty much all of them from the 70s to early/mid 90s are absolute classics.

>>213995727
only the ward's not great and even that's not terrible. would much rather rewatch village of the damned. john carpenters not-soundtrack albums are also very good.

I’m finna head into the house real quick.

>>213995977
DON'T go in the house!!

I saw Together last night and I enjoyed it. Definitely top 5 of 2025 so far.

>>213977991
Megan Fox vs bogged and/or ugly zoomettes.

>>213995727
>80’s slop

>>213977991
Amanda Fix mogs

>>213995990
do KNOT go in the house

>>213996075
fag

>>213995727
Go to bed, gramps

The 80s invented horror

>>213996260
Universalmonstersbros...

>>213996260
>Mary Shelley invented horror
ftfy

>>213995727
Bro, the 80’s are over.

>>213995727
Did blud just list an entire list full of 80’s movies while we are in 2025? Wtaf

>>213995727
>wake up wake up. The 80’s are over!!

Why is pissjeet seething and samefagging about Chadpenter?

>>213996609
>>213995727
Cuckpenter wishes he was Cronenchad

>>213996411
the horror novel, extremely low class medium.

>>213990737
Love chubby actresses

>>213995727
Jews hate him and had him blacklisted. That's all you need to know how based someone is.

>>213996647
This one really attracts the simps

>>213996689
I wonder why they would do that?

>>213996692
Then I am a simp.

>>213996643
So?

>>213996951
Calm down, Pajeet. You’re ESL.

>>213989162
>it's still lughnasagh
I know half of these motherfuckers haven't made a corn doll and expect to not starve or have their house burn down over winter, I bet they don't even last through harvest season to the new year in november

>>213996951
opera or gtfo

Kino

>>213988504
So is Midsommar

>>213995762
You can’t comprehend a musical kids movie?

>>213997180
I was being tongue in cheek considering the meltdown /tv/ is having about this movie.

>>213996609
I was hoping he'd finally walked into oncoming traffic, but alas… this thread was just too comfy. Too much prime Jen inevitably brings the homosexuals out.

Just so amazing she will be

How was this so good when the other two movies in the trilogy were so bad?

>>213997317
>>213997279
She really brings out the simps huh

>>213995498
>pretty much anything with Oliver Reed
Picrel is an obscure one. Based loosely on Lovecraft's notes. He's second banana in it though.
I gotta find a copy of Severed Ties that isn't a TV edit too.

>>213997279
>>213997317
>>213976737 (OP)
>>213976778
>>213976827
>>213977484
>>213988547
Simp general.

>>213997400
This has always been a simp general. It's only ever gonna be a simp general.

>>213997400
Grim.

Morning Fixbros

>>213997400
Those anons post their shit all over /tv/ too.

>>213997329
I love that Howard is the definition of "I can save her" and instead becomes just like her.

>>213997481
We know.

>>213997329
Right? Pearl itself is actually such a great story like american psycho tier stuff. The rest of the series is trash.

>>213997481
/tv/ is a Gadon/Fix board

>>213997427
>does she know?

>>213997541
Yeah, she knows you’re a simp cuck.

>>213997487
I wonder how that happened.
>>213997532
I wonder if it's because Mia Goth wrote it and starred in it. Apparently she hasn't written anything else.

>>213996075
pissfag

>>213997650
>I wonder how that happened
I mean he's a WW1 vet that comes home to see Pearl's parents decaying. He clearly always had the potential to kill and defend thanks to war experience. Not sure why he stayed with her, though, after seeing her parents decaying at the table and the fact she was fucking the projectionist while he was away.

>>213997129
Best Friday movie, forever.

Holy fuck I’m on to Terrifier 2 and the gore is fucking brutal hahaha. I thought the first one was brutal, but this one is way worse. Am I a horror rookie? I mostly watch older junk so I’ve never seen anything like the Terrifier series. Even stuff like Planet Terror and Tarrantino was more like funny silly gore. Terrifier gore is actually pretty brutal to look at. Also I like the cutie clown girl.

>>213996971
>instantly projects with no argument

>>213997778
Does clown girl get naked?

>>213976894
>Average WNBA enjoyer.

>>213997778
whys she so hairy?

>>213997778
2nd one is comedy.

>>213997665
Nooo saaarr you don't get it, he hasn't posted in months! It's some other canadian schizo posting his camera roll with shit-encrusted hands, trust me saarr come immigrate to canada they let us shit all over toronto street

>>213997712
I imagine her psychotic stare along with the corpses induced panic in him, and then when he helped her clean up, it locked him in. The rest was probably a slow erosion of his humanity from the guilt and having a crazy wife.

>>213997908
Cope.

>>213976737 (OP)
She was so perfect

>>213997908
Rent free

>>213997908
Sarah Gadon has visited Toronto.

>>213997717
I agree

Fell asleep in the theatre during the new Hell House desu
What an absolute piece of shit

>>213998198
I'm still going to watch it since I love the first 4. I also tend to watch entire series regardless if I like them, just because of autism. I didn't like smile and still watched the sequel, will watch the 3rd if there is one.

>>213997908
it already has him seething kek

>>213998247
I can't stop you but don't say you weren't warned. Please pirate it so I can feel like I got some of my money back.

>>213997778
No, I wouldn't call you a rookie for finding the gore over the top and brutal. They did well with all of that considering the budget. The story is pretty dumb and cringe overall, but I can't fault them for the technical achievements.

>>213998304
I pirate everything, I don't go to the theater anymore. Once it hits streaming, I'll pirate it and give it a watch. Since it dropped the FF aspect, it means that HITHD is the undisputed king of American FF horror at the moment.

>>213998363
She brings life to this general

>>213998450
What was the last movie you saw in theaters? Mine was Kong Skull Island

>>213998557
So true, fellow Jessbro!

>>213998603
Movie of any kind? I think it was Once Upon A Time In Hollywood.

>>213998670
6-8 years between us. I wonder how many others people have checked out of giving any money to the industry.

>>213998363
>>213998557
>>213998657
Go be with her and leave this general.

>>213998389
Hmm ya the closest thing I can think of is the Rob Zombie movies. Maybe I have to rewatch those. I can’t remember how it compares to this.
>>213997872
Hmm you’re definitely right. 1 had some silly moments like riding the tiny clown bike. But 2 is straight up like serving candy out of a head type junk. I think I’m more into the campy Evil Dead type stuff, but 1 was way darker and scarier for sure.
>>213997832
she takes some of her skin off

>>213998703
Only when you stop samefagging. Oh wait…

>>213998699
Luckily, I've only paid my own money twice to see a movie in theaters.

>>213995727
One of the greatest of all time and one of the last classic Hollywood formalists.

>>213998787
Remember, there is an anon here who say Imaginary in theaters. And anons who saw Sinners.

>>213998912
I pirated Imaginary and didn't like it, since I'm the biggest trauma-horror hater. Haven't seen Sinners and probably won't anytime remotely soon since I have plenty I've rather watch instead.

>>213998912
>Sinners
Kino

>>213999036
This movie is banned here btw

Bakin'

>>213999056
It better be scary, but in a cute way.

>>213999063
>>213999063
>>213999063

>>213999036
too many groids