Thread 213976955

My fiancé has been threatening to get this exact Netflix tattoo she found online on her wrist today and has stopped answering my calls begging her not to. I'm so fucked.

>>213976955 (OP)
90-day Fiance

>>213976955 (OP)
Respond by getting a full sized Tubi logo across your whole chest

What happened to good old Live Love Laugh?

>>213976955 (OP)
yeah i'm thinking murder & suicide

why are women so obsessed with tattoos. i found out my ex has gotten a fucking shitload, probably over 20, over the past couple years

how low iq are you guys

>>213976955 (OP)
Sounds like you dodged a bullet.

>>213976955 (OP)
Imagine being 90 and looking at your wrist and it has a tattoo of a 60 year old streaming service

>>213976955 (OP)
Just dont marry her then faggot retard. Fuck off

>>213977018
kek

>>213977057
If you have to ask...
>>213977049
Mental Damage, they seek solace in physical representations of their trauma. They used to buy jewellery but tattoos are hip now.
>>213977018
*pencils in QBittorrent logo*

>>213977049
>>213977115
>women are now more tattooed than men
fuckin bizarro world over here

>>213977018
>Get's a giant HDMI cable tattooed on his chest

>>213977157
You know, I don't even care much about tattoos. But I wish women would have the wisdom to not get random BS tattooed on their bodies.
>>213977171
>Get's

>>213977049
It's about expression. 20 years ago we had decked out myspace profiles but nobody uses that anymore so they put that shit on their skin. You look at their forearm and you can tell they like xy&z shows, they listen to n band, they payed some game, it's that simple. It's fucking retarded, but that's really all there is to it. You don't ask her what games she plays, you talk to her about the games she displays. Women are stupid.

Life insurance?

>>213977049
Guillermo Arriaga, the screenwriter for Amores Perros and the rest of the films that made Iñarritu's career said that he saw tattoos as some kind of fake scar. He values scars as signs or marks of experience, something that proves you're not full of shit, that you indeed lived or experienced something. He himself has this huge scar on his head from his car accident that inspired Amores Perros.
Now, tattoos, for him, are a cope, a fake scar that sheltered people buy to convince themselves they're not so shallow. Something born out of pettiness and not truth.
I like his reasoning.

>>213977359
the spirit of narcissism has truly taken hold of us all

>>213976955 (OP)
>Sweats
Illiteracy, or something else?

>>213977610
Sweatpants I assume

>>213977558
Honestly that's pretty good psychoanalysis.

>>213977648
>>213977558
tattoos should be for military/ gangs/ branding only. some faggot hipter getting a beer tattooed and some roastie getting a dove on her back is mental illness

>>213977558
This seems so obviously true that I can't believe I never thought of it myself.

>>213977558
I have a couple scars on my face and I wish I didn't have any.

>>213976955 (OP)
>Netflix
Not gonna look good if it goes out of business in her lifetime.

Tell her it's a photoshop and that zero other people have decided to get that tattoo

>>213977558
>when I was a kid had an accident that left this huge gouge across my chest
>looked like saggat's chest scar when I was a kid
>as I got older and grew it shrank and faded until its just this thin little line a few inches long across my pec.

>>213977018
Anon even might get lifetime supply of Tubi

>>213976955 (OP)
>begging your girlfriend
What a weak faggot.

>>213976955 (OP)
>its another OP is a lying faggot episode
Women are like children, and the easiest way to get them to not do something is to be really supportive and encouraging towards it.
Nine times out of ten its just some random bullshit stray thought, and the other time its just to get a reaction.
The easiest way to talk me out of something is to try and talk me into it.

>>213976955 (OP)
a barcode is more aesthetics. Netflix is rotting brains, truly

>>213977018
Kek'd

>>213978330
i don't understanding your reasoning, most women thrive on that kind of encouragement. are you thinking like Calvin?

>>213978174
Damn that’s worth as much as a janny’s salary

>>213978928
It depends on the kind of person the advice comes from, not the advice itself. Hitler could tell them to be good people and they'd denounce the notion while oprah could tell them to kill their infant and they'd agree wholeheartedly.

>>213977018
Begun, the franchise wars have.

>>213978330
Surely the best way to stop them from doing anything is to subtly tell them it's low status

>>213977018
Absolute king shit.

>>213978330
nice gif tourist

Women are troublesome. Deep down, they want to be owned and disciplined, but they also have the minds of entitled children and know that the justice system and society at large works in their favor. While they WANT a man to sternly say NO to their stupid tattoos, alcoholism, and nose rings, going as far as to smack them for being so stupid. They can't help but get mad and retaliate, ruining your life in the process.

Women don't deserve rights.

>>213977566
It is the age of ugly narcissism.

People chatting to bots that tell them they are special. Unappealing men in their bubbles playing gacha. Women purposefully making themselves less attractive through imitating skin disease.

>>213977558
Wow he experienced that shit drivers exist that's like so deep, that's the equivalent of at least 2 years of combat experience. Will look him up someday for life advice.

>>213977049
They are used as topics to talk about after sex

>>213977840
>understand female psychology
>spoonfeed it without any sciencespeak
>be ignored

Social isolation + shame. Its like youve all learned nothing from how your oppressors convert social narratives into control.

"I hate crazy extremist holocaust denier types... my parents died in the holocaust!" = [social isolation statement] + [shame statement].

Is functionally equivalent to "no one actually has a tattoo like this so they had to photoshop it... youre a fool for believing its real." = [social isolation statement] + [shame statement]

>he mentioned jews
I literally just needed to im sorry

>>213976955 (OP)
you're welcome

>>213976955 (OP)
>Getting literally branded with a corporation's name
grim

>>213980827
The doodle trend is so stupid

>>213976955 (OP)
You and your fiancée both sound like total idiots

>>213977157
Tattoos are an external manifestation of interior psychic pain. It makes sense when you think about it.

The people who've never really experienced true pain or suffering are often the least tattooed, like your typical sheltered suburban nerd or religious dude. They've stayed on the relative straight and narrow (for good or bad), and that's kept them safe but unmarred.

Meanwhile, those who are tattooed most are soldiers, sailors, and druggies. Those who know what's it like to be in an active combat zone or serve on board a ship out in the middle of the ocean. Likewise, those who have pushed their body's limits with drugs, ironically even more dangerous than being a soldier or sailor in the modern age.

And the average woman is now tatted up way, way more than all but the most fucked up men.

>>213981383
its making yourself a dilat in america

>>213977049
>why are women so obsessed with tattoos

BECAUSE.
I.
WANT.
TO.
FIT.
IN.

>>213981559
>The people who've never really experienced true pain or suffering are often the least tattooed,
cope

>>213977310
Ink doesn’t show up in that color in real life. That picture is photoshopped or the tattoo is just painted on top of her skin

>>213977171
>gets a DVD logo face tattoo

>>213982382
>you will never have a magic dvd logo tattoo that bounces all around your body like the dvd screensaver

>>213976955 (OP)
>sweats?
nobody wants a sweaty woman

>>213983079
i do

>>213977018
fuckin lmao
spbp

>>213977558
>>213979738
Get some more ink, it will surely make you more individual, not less.

I'm still looking for someone to cover up my Filmstruck tattoo.

>>213977610
Meat sweats, sweaty

be honest it would go hard if there was a tattoo of the ship right underneath

>>213976955 (OP)
>fiancé
>she
>her
>her
well, 'she' is a man, so..
captcha: TR000

>>213976955 (OP)
You just got incredibly lucky, dumbass. She tipped her hand and showed you what she's really like. Walk away.

>>213981559
>The people who've never really experienced true pain or suffering are often the least tattooed
Lmao shut the fuck up you retarded fucking faggot
I've had innumerable surgeries. I take nearly 1000 bucks worth of meds every month. I'm in the hospital at least once every year. I've been sick all my 40 years of my life. I can't sit or lay down without being in unimaginable pain.
I have ZERO fucking retarded faggot tattoos and will never get one. Kill yourself.

>>213976955 (OP)
I'm sorry anon. My wife loves tattoos and I've had to dissuade her from getting too many. Whenever she had her mind set on one, she would disappear and not answer my calls or texts one day and eventually return with a new tattoo. Expect her to come back with the tattoo. She'll expect you to act like you don't hate it. She'll probably cook you a nice dinner and give you the most attentive sex she's capable of and act like that makes up for her embarrassing skin art.

My condolences OP. At least my wife's tattoos aren't quite as cringe as your picture. No word tattoos or brands. Only symbols that are actually symbolically meaningful (representing our kids, her family, big moments in her life like finishing graduate school). There's nothing you can do when their mind is set on it unfortunately besides complain more next time.

>>213983336
Now this is kino.

>>213976955 (OP)
anyone with this tattoo has an IQ of <60
there's no other explanation
it's literally a recipe for getting morbidly obese as quickly as possible

>>213978061
Who are you quoting?

>>213977734
Shit take. Anyone should get whatever stupid tattoo they want for any reason. It's not any more or less okay because someone joined a gang.

No one has ever seen a girl without tattoos and wished that she had some.
In the meantime, roll for your generic girl tattoo:
0. Single word written in script (Imagine, breathe, stronger, etc...)
1. Cartoon/Anime character
2. Feather
3. Quote
4. Chinese Characters
5. Song Lyric/Poem/Bible Verse
6. Flower
7. Tribal/Geometric pattern
8. Flash/Sailor Jerry
9. Animal
Doubless. Ex baby daddy's name
Tripss. Your name (Unprovoked by you)
Quadss. Debt free virgin without tattoos

>>213976955 (OP)
Threaten to get "McDonalds, A Billion Customers Served" on your dick.

>>213986512
Don't need to roll. My woman has 5 & 9.
Some dumbass Pearl Jam lyric I have to look at whenever I take her from behind. "I Am Mine?" Bitch you shouldn't have gotten it where it can be seen when you're getting fucked.

>>213979738
cope, tatted nigger

>>213985690
Well he said it was his fiance. And OP is clearly a punk letting his woman run wild. No shit she's gonna get fat now. She found her meal ticket to latch onto and knows OP is too much of a beta to force her into compliance. She'll balloon and OP will be stuck with a fat, slovenly, low IQ leech of a woman.

>>213986512
>Quadss. Debt free virgin without tattoos

these girls are brought up with family friends kids they plan on having these girls marry and very heavy mingle them until she goes to college and sells out if no baby be real

>>213981559
you forgot fry cooks

>>213977049
Women are stupid news at 11. Gf and sister both got these Qtard tattoos lol.

>>213981559
You're just a narcissist who needs attention. Everybody's life sucks.

>>213976955 (OP)
Then when she gets it, break off the marriage and say "When I asked you not to do something, you did it anyway, you cant be trusted."

and cut 100% contact with them.

You are not even married and shes already doing things to purposefully piss you off? Are you retarded? You have to post here?

>>213977057
pretty low. you?

>>213986512
you forgot dreamcatchers, and little infinity/ankh/whatever symbols on their wrists/ankles/behind the ears.

>>213988987
It's funny you say that, because #4 used to be 'windchime' which was a catchall for all the things you mentioned but the last thread I put it in they told me to add chinese characters. I guess I should update it.

Carbs aren't necessary if you live in a 1st world country