Thread 213977401

Which movies would you pick if you were invited in the Criterion Closet?

>>213977401 (OP)
Dead Ringers
Videodrome
Naked
Scanners
Crash

gay niggers from outer space

>>213977401 (OP)
I wish I was the one cornering Margaret Qualley in a closet while she was wearing a crop top and a dazzling smile

>>213977401 (OP)
What films are in there? What is Criterion?

What is the premise of these videos? What are they doing?

>>213977401 (OP)
What movie of theirs do they most want to forget?

Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Forrest Hump
Pulp Friction
The Sperminator
A Clockwork Orgy
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon
Sexbusters
Bi-Tanic
Whorey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls

Just off the top of my head

>>213977401 (OP)
Armageddon. That is all

>>213977401 (OP)
do they let you take box sets?
i'd scoop up that Godzilla Showa Era set

How in the FUCK?

>>213978060
There has to be some reasoning, some clue, if only we could find out

>>213977401 (OP)
Autism time: anyone else annoyed that they have multiple copies of each and some are taller than others?

>>213977401 (OP)
>and i'm railed in the Criterion Closet
Huh, shooting a porn in a closet is a bold move.

>>213978131
How do you think your dad conceived you

>>213977401 (OP)
i stop at 1950

>>213977805
Used to be restorations of classic movies and arthouse/niche foreign films. Now they throw most anything in there, if the producers have the cash for it.
>>213977401 (OP)
Hopscotch
Repo Man
A Colt is My Passport
Godzilla
Mikey and Nicky

>>213977401 (OP)
Carnival of Souls
Blue Velvet
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Videodrome
Night of the Living Dead

>>213977401 (OP)
Imagine if she asked you to help her pick out a movie in that cramped little closet? There wouldn't be much room to move around at all and she would just be staring at you in the eyes looking puzzled as no words come out of your mouth.

>>213978060
He's a really good singerslashsongwriter.

>>213977401 (OP)
That channel is jumping the shark just to stay relevant. Who is the next guest Mr. Beast?

>>213977401 (OP)
Not Miller's Crossing, because the Criterion version has 2 fucking minutes cut from it.

>>213977401 (OP)
i would take all of their most expensive box sets and sell them on ebay

>>213977401 (OP)
Assuming I'm being filmed for whatever reason, I would try to find the movies with tits in them and just talk about them the entire time. Probably start looking for Amadeus or something.
>Now- usually I'm not much for danglers, but Elizabeth Berridge, in this, they have a certain charm that really works for me.

>>213977401 (OP)
when actors get veneers do some of them choose bugs bunny sized ones like hers?

>>213977401 (OP)
Man she's really hard to listen to. Definitely not well-read.

>>213980534
she seems like a dullard but her voice is sexy

>>213977401 (OP)
I would search for 5 minutes in silence looking for rush hour. when they finally tell me they don't have it I ask them if they have rush hour 2.

>>213977772
>dazzling smile
She has some goofy ass teeth bro.

>>213977401 (OP)
Brazil
Moonrise Kingdom
Tree of Life

>>213977401 (OP)

Slacker
Fish Tank
Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsman
Blue Velvet
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence

>>213977401 (OP)
Brazil
Hook
Motherless Brooklyn
Tampopo
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Hard to Be a God


I feel like our lists change periodically for any one of us, but these are movies that have been on my radar again recently.

>>213977401 (OP)
Beethoven’s Big Break
Dragon Ball Z: Broly The Legendary Super Saiyan (1993)
Batman and Robin
30 Minutes Or Less
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins

>>213977401 (OP)
All of the Polanski movies

>>213978207
>A Colt is My Passport
fuck, that was one of my picks
but i will take zu: the warriors from the magic mountain and bastard swordsman