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Anonymous No.213979731 >>213979740 >>213979794 >>213979834 >>213979859 >>213979892 >>213980038 >>213980206 >>213981837
Adolescence FAQ
>Isn't this a show about incels?
No, chud. Dry your eyes and unclench. The topic of incels is mentioned twice in the entire show, both times to be dismissed. The kid is (1) literally 13 years old, and therefore cannot be an “involuntary celibate” because, newsflash, middle schoolers aren’t expected to be smashing, and (2) he explicitly rejects incel ideology and clowns on Andrew Tate. Put the pacifier back in.

>Isn't this show based on a black killer who Netflix then whitewashed?
No, chud. Change your diapers and try again. The creators have said, over and over, that Adolescence isn’t based on one single case. It draws inspiration from a variety of real-life stories, one of which happened to involve a black killer (and a black victim). That doesn’t equal “this is the guy it’s based on,” no matter how hard your Facebook uncle insists.

>Doesn't this show say that incels are the number one problem facing the UK?
No, chud. Not once, not even close. The show does not declare “incels” as the Big Bad of Britain. That’s just you crying wolf because your feelings got bruised. Go hydrate.

>Doesn't this show state that all white men are incels?
No, chud, that’s a bedtime story you tell yourself while kicking your race-war Legos around. The show never says this. Not implied, not hinted, not a thing. Wipe the snot off your keyboard.
Anonymous No.213979740 >>213979859
>>213979731 (OP)

>Isn't this show literally state-funded propaganda?
No, chud. And it wasn’t figuratively state-funded either. There’s no Big Brother cheque behind this, just your paranoid diaper brain conjuring up “government psyop Netflix drama hour.”

>Isn't the 4th episode a PSA about incels where the actors break the fourth wall and directly address the viewers?
No, chud. That’s another easily disprovable playground lie. Watch the show, champ, no fourth wall break, no PSA, no “direct message to you, personally.” You just got mad at a show that exists only in your head. Maybe take a nap.

>Aren't the creators of this show Jewish and trans?
No, chud. They are not. Even if they were, who cares? But since your baby brain wants this to be true so badly: nope. Eat your strained peas.

>If this isn't a show about incels, then why does the media say it is?
Because the media loves sensationalist ragebait. They’ll spin any scrap of “incel” discourse because they know it gets clicks, especially from diaper-filling, foam-flecked internet warriors like yourself.
Anonymous No.213979794
>>213979731 (OP)
>AI slop Jewish phenotype
> not incel phenotype
Fail
Anonymous No.213979834
>>213979731 (OP)
>Is there any reason to watch this show
No, chud. Not a single reason. It's slop put out by a slop factory and hyped up by the media so it can be consumed by niggercattle like you
Anonymous No.213979859 >>213979905
>>213979740
>>213979731 (OP)
people like you deserve to be butchered alive in front of your loved ones ngl desu senpai
Anonymous No.213979881 >>213979905 >>213980262
Board is too dead for such obvious bait. Please at least try to make it believable, man. This isn't entertaining for anyone. There's like 30 people on this board, it's not 2016.
Anonymous No.213979885
so it is chud kino?
CreepyThinMan No.213979892
>>213979731 (OP)
Anonymous No.213979905
>>213979859
>>213979881
Oh nevermind I guess 1 retard fell for it, sad, assuming no samefag
Anonymous No.213979944
>Each of its episodes was shot in one continuous take.
oh it's camera gimmick slop. that's even worse than OP made it out
CreepyThinMan No.213980038 >>213980088
>>213979731 (OP)

INB4 INCEL/CHUD.....

I'm married and have sex with my Wife on a regular basis because we love each other, something you will never experience and hopefully live long enough to lose everything and everyone you ever cared about and die alone, unloved and forgotten in a cold, dark, empty room with nothing but regret, bitterness and self-loathing as your last thoughts before entering the eternal void where people like you belong while your ashes will be flushed down the nearest toilet because by then no one will care that you died, just as no one cares that you're alive now!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.213980088 >>213980180
>>213980038
No, chud, you will never be married and you will never have sex.
CreepyThinMan No.213980180
>>213980088
>No, chud, you will never be married and you will never have sex.

Think whatever makes you feel better being a worthless piece of shit that no one loves while the picture attached is your life now and your future!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.213980206
>>213979731 (OP)
British people think people do crimes with no real motive. I have watched enough of their cop dramas to catch on to this. I couldn't believe the shit I was seeing when I watched Luther and he caught the killer by yawning in front of her and she didn't yawn back. Oi shes a bloody sociopath cuff her! How the fuck is that evidence of anything? What kind of fucked up justice system are bongs running on? The Sherlock show was pulling similar BS. This looks no different. Oi little git saw a youtube and killed a girl even though his mum and dad loved him cuff him! I don't take the british word on anything seriously.
Anonymous No.213980262
>>213979881

This. I would have jumped on this about 3 years ago, but nowadays every post is completely irrelevant.
Anonymous No.213980291
I liked OP's satirical thread about chud reaction to a tv show
Anonymous No.213981837
>>213979731 (OP)
thanks