Thread 213980008

I haven't seen her in years. she will come back, right?

>>213980008 (OP)
Anon...

>>213980008 (OP)
You're going to want to sit down for this one...

I wished on a monkeys paw to get topless pics of her. Do you think my wish has come true yet?

>>213980238
They're female nipples and I'm allowed to fap to them.

>>213980008 (OP)
It's a man

>>213980443
SWNBAM

>>213980008 (OP)
Some troll on TMDB changed her name to Elliot and replaced her default picture with what looks like a young Fred Armisen?
I have no idea what's going on but the mods there seem to be enabling this cruel practical joke.

>trans folx exist
>/tv/ throws a temper tantrum
Like clockwork.

>>213980553
>young Fred Armisen
kek

>>213980605
Just being a troon isn't really the issue. Nobody talks about the Wachowskis or Bruce Jenner. The problem is that she was a HUGE crush for a lot of guys, and basically what you would use to describe hot in an encyclopedia. It's a fall from grace if there ever was one.
Also,
>folx
You need to go back.

>>213980605
DOES Elliot Page exist? I recall Ellen Page being in movies. Quite a few. Elliot Page, on the other hand...

>>213980649
>hot
do people use hot and cute interchangeably?

>>213980649
>he problem is that she was a HUGE crush for a lot of guys
The PROBLEM is that men think women exist purely as object for their sexual pleasure.

why can't girls like this be real?

>>213980706
I see girls like this sometimes

>>213980688
I don't. Cuteness can't exist without hotness, but hotness can exist without cuteness.
>Gwyneth Paltrow and Zoeey Deschanel are cute
>Charlize Theron is hot
While Ellen used to be cute, she was moving away from it towards general hotness.

>>213980810
>Cuteness can't exist without hotness
you think little children are hot?

>>213980810
>Cuteness can't exist without hotness
Weird.

>>213980706
I just want to smooch her. I mean him! wait

>>213980838
This is 4chan, sir.
>>213980868
Dogs aren't cute. Incidentally, I'd fuck a cheetah.

the only 10/10 girl to ever exist in hollywood and they took her from us

>>213980899
>Dogs aren't cute.
Sorry. Forgot dogs are haram for a lot of nu-anons.

>>213980937
Cat website. We don't have Dogurday.

What did he mean by this?

Woww beutiful girl. Who her name is bro?

>>213980008 (OP)
>she will come back, right?

A young actor named Elliot Page, who turned to evil, helped (((Hollywood))) hunt down and destroy the cute young actresses. He betrayed and murdered your waifu. Now the cute actresses are all but extinct. Page was seduced by the dark side of the (((industry))).

>>213980975
She was a rapey girl. I'm glad she's not still on the streets raping men.

look how small she is

>>213981173
Imagine sucking his cock.

>>213980008 (OP)

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