Thread 213981654

If Disney is serious about wanting to win back young men, they need to make Berserk. And not some half assed shit like the Witcher. It needs to be LoTR Fellowship-tier soul. High production, all in. It's risky, but if they did it right, it would completely redeem them.

>>213981654 (OP)
>If Disney is serious about wanting to win back young men
They are not.

>>213981654 (OP)
I NEED to assfuck Guts raw.

>>213981654 (OP)
Berserk is garbage thoughbeit

100% chance Griffith would be black.

God damn people make the most RETARDED fucking threads on this board

>>213982508
>villian
>black
Donovan will be a stinky whitey though

berserk is fucking trash
men watch slice of life

Crazy idea here, instead of doing that they could just make something new.

>>213981654 (OP)
>Berserk
Faggy ass shit. It’s telling how the fandom’s biggest role models consist of
>The BLACKED swordsman
>The effeminate homosexual anti christ who regularly sells his ass out to get booty busted by older men

>>213982508
No he'd be the evil white guy as always. Guts would definitely be some mystery meat and casca would the the most apelike woman they could find

>>213982552
>Donovan will be a stinky whitey though
then he will cease being the guy who turned guts into the BLACKED knight

>>213982675
>>The effeminate homosexual anti christ who regularly sells his ass out to get booty busted by older men
Julius Caesar or Griffith?

>>213981654 (OP)
>If Disney is serious about wanting to win back young men, they need to make Berserk.

Fuck that, Fuck this, Fuck you...

Even if Disney starts properly hetero'ing their movies, as if it was 1990s again.... it still wouldn't be good enough to handle Berserk.

>Besides I believe WB owns the US copyrights.

>>213981654 (OP)
I'd review bomb it. I review bomb everything (((Disney))) makes. That's just how it is now. Their fault.

people who think berserk is some sort of amazing classic are just showing that they haven't ever read a real book in their lives

>>213982868
>nooo you cannot enjoy both

If Disney is serious about wanting to win back young men, they should gather every living producer, director and actor that has worked in their films and commit mass suicide. Simple immolation with gasoline inside a shitty warehouse would do.

>>213982896
it would be possible to enjoy both if berserk was actually good, but it's only good in the context of someone who habitually consumes anime/manga, their standards get lowered so much that it seems like a diamond in the rough, but it's actually just a solid turd in a sewer of diarrhea

>>213983002
Well yeah. You shouldn't watch cartoons or read comics if you're a man. Monster is the best btw

>>213981654 (OP)
>Disney making a Berserk movie
shut the fuck up you massive faggot

disney should make movies similar to oreimo if they want to attract male zoomers

>>213981654 (OP)
Berserk is faggot shit;

Booty Bandit rape, big bad is a tranny and the chick is flat chested.

>>213981654 (OP)
Only pedophiles like Berserk.

i will play the rape horse

they're never going to adopt some Japanese manga, are you fucking retarded
'japanese manga' carries the otaku in his basement image. a fucking DISNEY is too proud to even delve into that. and the average joes look down on it. think it's weird. do you think the little boys' moms would take them to watch an adoptation of Japanese cartoon?

>>213981654 (OP)
Nigga what the FUCK are you talking about?

>>213983138
>Berserk is faggot shit;
This.
If Disney wants a Fantasy epic for boys, then do the Eternal Champion series by Michael Moorcock.
The only better than ok chapter of Berskerk has been adapted over and over and over.
Start with Elric, move onto Corum, go from there.
Live or animated this deserves movies/shows 1000x more than overplayed Guts dragging his raped-retarded gf around.

>>213981654 (OP)
I am tired of you dweebs shilling this goofy sword slop

>>213983583
And then they get on the ship for Faerie Island, and the whole thing becomes totally worthless shit, then the author dies of lolicon related lifestyle choices. The End.

Holy shet, Michael Moorcock is still alive! Somehow!
Good on him!

The Lankhmar series is still out there too, and 95% less gay than either Berserk or Wheel of Time.

>>213981654 (OP)
Beserk sucks.

>>213981654 (OP)
there's no need for a live action
there's no need to redo the golden age arc
there's no need to redo the weird animated next arc
there's only need to continue animating the manga even tho anime is/will not be finished

>>213983875
The manga Will be finished, though i will be a little old man by time it does.
it's been adapted more than enough tho. The manga lost steam more than a decade ago.

>>213983566
>>213983715
The dark brooding tragic story of the Champion Eternal >>>> Guts, who endlessly wins fights post-eclipse powerup.

With the exception of Pirates of the Caribbean, Disney has always been for girls.

>>213981654 (OP)
Yidsney could make a live-action Frozen 3, cast exclusively Aryan actors and actresses, make the story about a dashing blonde prince winning Elsa back from the forest Indians who then uses her magic powers to colonize the universe (with an amusing side plot about Olaf helping Ana and Kristoff raising their 12 beautiful strawberry blonde children), and

I

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WATCHING