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Anonymous No.213982257 >>213982278 >>213982549 >>213982740 >>213982940 >>213983907 >>213984842 >>213985230 >>213987490 >>213987566
We are witnessing the rape of the Alien lore.
Anonymous No.213982278 >>213982390
>>213982257 (OP)
Why is it bad Prometheus and covenant were retconned? They were bad.
Anonymous No.213982293 >>213982438
the lore started getting raped in prometheus so this really isn't anything new
Anonymous No.213982317 >>213982430
Alien lore has been raped since 1986
Anonymous No.213982320
Alien lore was already on life support thanks to Prometheus and Covenant.
Anonymous No.213982328
it’s been through worse
Anonymous No.213982390 >>213983168
>>213982278
They weren't retconned tho
Anonymous No.213982430
>>213982317
Fuck you, dude!!!!
Anonymous No.213982438 >>213982526 >>213982548 >>213982731
>>213982293
>the lore started getting raped in prometheus so this really isn't anything new

FFS... people need to get over themselves over Prometheus/Covenant....

Since the first Alien movie, everybody wanted to know about the "Space Jockey"... and now in a misfired attempt to create an "expanded universe", we got it.

Nobody "raped" the Alien lore, I doubt Ridley's intention was to undo everything about the Xenomorph, besides what is there TO rape anyways?... all the Alien movies ever were was "murder-porn to the last-man-standing" anyways, not exactly oh-so-convoluted and high-brow...
Anonymous No.213982526
>>213982438
Lindelof you’re drunk go to bed
Anonymous No.213982548
>>213982438
>FFS
>reddit spacing
>people need to get over themselves over Prometheus/Covenant...
go back from whence you came
Anonymous No.213982549
>>213982257 (OP)
Boy Wubber should try to fuck it American Pie style. Then Kirsh enters and is like WTF are you doing meatsack. And wubber is like fuck off you nigger faggot clanker Roy Batty wannabee. Then they have gay sex with the face hugger.
Wubba lub dub dub!
Anonymous No.213982691 >>213982727
if you think about rape is central theme to the alien universe. face hugger, no bonus, corpo being evil, David feeling like his existence was rape.
Anonymous No.213982727 >>213983949
>>213982691
Getting jipped out of your bonus is rape.
Anonymous No.213982731
>>213982438
This is an absolutely retarded post
Anonymous No.213982740
>>213982257 (OP)
The third movie gutted this franchise back in 1992. Every other movie has just beaten and spat on the corpse since then. It's just shit for the birds atp.
Anonymous No.213982940
>>213982257 (OP)
I like all the alien movies and I think they're all pretty good and none that are bad :)
Anonymous No.213983168 >>213985191
>>213982390
They were never anything. They're a silly attempt at rebooting the franchise, and it was never finished. So no one cares.
Anonymous No.213983907
>>213982257 (OP)
Not if you don't watch it.
Anonymous No.213983949 >>213985157 >>213985297
>>213982727
It's gypped, like gypsy.
Anonymous No.213984842
>>213982257 (OP)
They've been raping alien lore since the 3rd movie
Anonymous No.213985157 >>213985268 >>213985581
>>213983949
That's how we spell in in Australia, nigger burger
Anonymous No.213985191
>>213983168
Millions of people watched and enjoyed it. That's enough.
Anonymous No.213985230
>>213982257 (OP)
>We are witnessing the rape of the Alien lore.
That happened when they announced the show and thus I won't watch. What happened besides the obvious?
Anonymous No.213985268 >>213986057
>>213985157
>I spelled it wrong because I’m a convict mongrel.
Okay? Stop it then.
Anonymous No.213985297
>>213983949
Egipcian
Anonymous No.213985322 >>213985447
Aren’t aliens the “perfect” life form? As in there are multiple ways to get them evolutionarily because they’re the final result of evolution? What about the show retcons the movies?
Anonymous No.213985447 >>213985883
>>213985322
>Orthogenesis
Low IQ concept
Anonymous No.213985581
>>213985157
No it isn't
Anonymous No.213985883 >>213986010
>>213985447
That didn’t answer the question. What was retconned?
Anonymous No.213986010
>>213985883
The premise is wrong so the question is baseless. There’s no evolutionary telos.
Anonymous No.213986057 >>213986247
>>213985268
less criminals than muttland ;)
Anonymous No.213986247
>>213986057
No shit, your country has less than 10% of the population of the US, so even though you have nearly 30 million people who are all 100% criminals it’s always going to be fewer than the land of shart-in-mart that has a nigger population of over 40 million.
Anonymous No.213987490
>>213982257 (OP)
Maybe you are. I recognized it for what it was after less than 1 minute of runtime and turned it off.
Anonymous No.213987566
>>213982257 (OP)
>we can put out anything we want and they'll buy it because enough middle aged people liked the first two movies and zoomers are too dumb to know the difference
This is what the executives were likely saying in the pitch meeting