Thread 213982511

The most vile film ever made

It's basically "Kung Fu Hustle" meets "Rick n' Morty".

Original in the mash up, but hardly original regardless.

>>213982511 (OP)
>message of the movie: embracing love, family, and kindness helps you find meaning in a chaotic universe
>chuds: this is the most vile, evil thing ever made
why are you like this?

>>213982636
and they're doing it all over again hating on kpop demon hunters, they desperately need new material.

>>213982636
Kindness to who?

>>213982636
>Accept your genocidal dyke daughter or she will destroy everything out of spite
Wowzers

>>213982511 (OP)
This is kino you dumbass pleb. Best film of the deacde right now.

>nothing le matters
i hate postmodernism so much it's unreal

>>213983272
you will never have a son or a daughter but if you did hopefully you'd realize they are of your blood and it's your duty to see them

>>213982511 (OP)
I was expecting it to end 45min before it did.
Also
>dude le bagel XD and turbo dyke daughter should be UNDERSTOOD

>>213982636
More like
>bro just abandon your own culture and values for the sake of kindness and empathy
>it will totally save your life bro

I'm genuinely curious what Asian Americans thought of this bullshit

>>213982672
Everybody but the nebulous groups the demagogues dislike.

>>213983333
>Defends shit film
Oof

Why do asian americans hate their parents so much? From what I understand Asian American parents are super strict but also raise doctors/lawyers/high earners. Why do their kids hate them so much?

>>213982511 (OP)
people would threaten to dox and swat you for saying you didnt like this movie

>>213982636
>>213983333
>dude optimistic nihilism, lol
I want to go back in time and shoot Voltaire, Spinoza and every other faggot responsible for the "Enlightenment". Science-worship has produced nothing but a bunch of effeminate, docile retards

>>213983377
>bro just abandon your own culture and values for the sake of kindness and empathy
If kindness and empathy conflicts with your culture and values then maybe you should abandon them cause they kinda suck

>>213982511 (OP)
>Was only a few things on a screen for about 2 hours.
I feel ripped.

>>213983320
Why?

>>213983414
>Why do asian americans hate their parents so much? From what I understand Asian American parents are super strict but also raise doctors/lawyers/high earners. Why do their kids hate them so much?
They never let me be a kid, never showed me much love, just constant pressure to succeed, to be the best. Was pretty miserable for most of my childhood.
I'm decently successful now, but so are all my peers and most of them had much more relaxed childhoods and I know plenty of asian friends who had similar strict parents that never found much success. So I don't know if it worth it. I can play the piano and cello though, I don't, and I haven't in years because I hate it, but i could so there's that.

Everything Everywhere All At Once has ruined cinema for me.

Everything I watch from now on will just never be able to hit the heights that this magnum opus of cinema managed to reach.

What other film features Michelle Yeoh riding Harry Shum after he loses his Raccacoonie?

What other film features Michelle Yeoh qnd Jamie Lee Curtis sucking off each others Hot Dog fingers whilst mustard comes out?

What other film features two rocks talking and it being ten times more emotional than anything else I've ever seen? I burst into tears when both rocks fell down the chasm.

People were audibly sobbing. That's how good this film was.

Fuck. Immediately buying tickets to watch it again.

I can understand thinking the movie is overrated or just not having it hit for you the way you were hoping, but to call it shit and vile is just trying too hard to be contrarian. It's objectively a 6.5/10 at the LEAST and subjectively an 8.5/10 for most people.

>>213983653
>They never let me be a kid, never showed me much love, just constant pressure to succeed, to be the best.
Yet you are now successful, unlike a lot of white adults who were never pushed to succeed and now work in shit like customer support or whatever. You should be grateful.

>>213983414
Being a doctor or lawyer is hard and nobody should be pressured into 8-12 years of school for something they're not interested in.

>>213983848
if you're not interested in helping save lives you should re-examine your priorities in life

>>213983782
>Degenerate nihilism wrapped in pretentious saccharine drivel
Fag

>>213983819
>Yet you are now successful, unlike a lot of white adults who were never pushed to succeed and now work in shit like customer support or whatever. You should be grateful.
My peers are mostly white and from stories I've been told were not pushed nearly as hard as I was as a child and have much better relationships with their parents.
I also have plenty of Asian friends and family that had the same upbringing as me and never found success.
I'm not sure it's so cut or dry

>>213983881
Most people don't become doctors, and it's a very demanding and selective profession, so it's no mark on your respect for life if you choose not to become one, or fail to.

>>213983909
So no argument, got it.

>>213983414
Being a doctor and lawyer isnt hard and benefits from rote memorization but your life wont amount to shit if no one cares about you and your family treats you like a piggie bank.

>>213982568
but written by a 14 year old girl


atleast R&M is written by Dan Harmon

>>213982511 (OP)
What is this movie about and why is there Jacky Chan and a Jacky Chan sex swap in it?

>>213983306
reddit: the movie is not kino. its the most pleb film ever writteb

>>213984323
Originally Jackie was supposed to be the main character however he refused to do the picture because of the LGBTQ shit in the script (the CCP and chinese culture at large hates western gay shit.) So instead of rewriting the movie they just recast the role. It's why the husband is divorcing the female mc even though that is super rare in America, especially among asians.

>>213984172
>Deflects and ignores any criticism
Fag

>>213984172
It's just one guy having a hissy fit even though he probably couldn't even explain what issue he takes with nihilism if you asked.

>>213983695
i believe anybody that liked it must be 17yo or under

no adult could look past the juvenile writing, and non-sensically stupid plot

>>213983464
>he cries and rages impotently on the internet
heal thyself, faggot

>>213984386
>Muh media literacy
Fag

>>213982671
thats what you took out of this film?!

were you raised by a single mum?

I kept annoyedly waiting for this movie to end but it had like five different fakeout climaxes.

>>213984460
So I was right.

I enjoyed the not gay version of this movie

>>213984538
No your just a fag

>>213982511 (OP)
My mothers side of the family is asian and they loved it. LOVED IT.

I thought it was fine. I wasn't triggered at any point like some kind of bitch.

>>213983533
>>213984446
>be atheist
>suck big smelly penises
>commit suicide at 25 because all atheism leads to wanna-be "optimistic nihilism" a.k.a. hedonism which leads to pessimistic nihilism which leads to -ACK
So magnificent. You hate yourself, that's what this is.

>>213984598
Assuming the worst in others is pretty nihilistic of you.

>>213982511 (OP)
I had never legitimately hated a movie before I watched. Sure, I've seen a lot of shit over the year, but most of that was either just boring or stupid movies that were otherwise inoffensive. This changed all that. I simply could not stand a second of this utter nonsense. It just screams "look how fucking random and quirky" I am, but none of it is funny.

People say this movie is reddit, but no, this movie transcendes reddit. This is something far, far worse. This movie is pure tiktok.

The movie used the positive values of love and empathy to convey that time isn't real unless everything possible is happening all at once. Wasn't a bad watch all in all, but not worth the praise since it's lost on most people.

>>213982671
>BRAND FILM... they just don't understand FILM... BRAND!
Brainwashed NPC consoooooooomer detected.

>>213984886
>Be a loser
>Shit all over your culture and heritage
>Accept your daughters disgusting fetish lifestyle
Wow what a profound deep message

>>213985143

You need new bait, or just another rage-bot

>>213984833
who hurt you?

>>213985183
No you see its all okay because of the quirky reddit humor, now shove the giant black dildo up your ass

>>213982511 (OP)
You're never gonna have kids :)

>>213983377
The vast majority of my friends are university-educated Asian-Americans and they loved it. I imagine you're too dumb to see why.

>>213983533
that's a pretty bigoted statement

>>213984679
Wow that got him to shut up REAL quick

Yep, this movie sucks. It's a two-hour length family guy episode, but less funny, with a flood of sap at the end.

>>213982511 (OP)
That's not Poor Things

It's Reddit: the Movie. Standard shitty scifi flick that imitates arthouse aesthetics. It's the $20 Patek Phillipe imitation, the Chrysler 300 with Bentley badge, Ready Player One wrapped in Ulysses dust cover. A film by fedora for fedoras. It's the quintessential pseud movie. A pedestrian easily accessible scifi story covered in several coats of artistic cinematography and featuring just enough quasi-philosophical meandering to turn away both the ones looking for a fun flick and those looking for serious kino - it has become the Holy Grail of pseuds. Quite obviously more mentally stimulating than capeshit, yet never as much as to take the viewer out of the comfort zone of the usual evergreen scifi questions and babby's first existential crisis - it's the perfect cultural artifact to attach to for someone desperately longing for the image of "thinking man" or "cinephile", while not actually being interested in challenging their own thoughts or developing authentic taste. It's a movie for smart-but-lazy dropouts, for young adults who sincerely use the word "normie", for men with "So it goes" tattoos rereading Hitchhiker's Guide for the third time, for community college freshmen that write posts starting with "as an engineer", for "I love Nietzsche! Nihilism, fuck yeah!" people, for those that have buried themselves so deep in irony so they can't even be honest with themselves anymore. The sort who will make fun of ham-fisted Black Mirror VR episodes in one thread and expunge upon "deep" connotations of holographic waifu in 8000 character multiposts in another, the sort who get off on reddit gold received for their standard issue incoherent teenage "philosophizing" dreck spiced with 'human condition' and 'Hegelian dialectic', the enlightened-by-their-own-intelligence crowd. The painful kind of self-aware capeshit swine that constantly whines about the death of cinema while watching nothing but Hollywood and dismissing everything else as "pretentious".

>>213982636
>Movie nominated with Black Panther 2
Yeah there was no agendas being pushed here

>>213985208
This movie did.

>>213985488
Nice non sequitur

>>213985431
Dude, I think you need to take a step to the great outdoors and take a deep breath.

>>213982511 (OP)
nah
it's this

let me put it this way
this is more jewish than schinlders list

>>213985280
Asian Americans seem extremely unlikeable

Every time I see a thread about hating this movie, it comes off as performative and fake.

wtf is going on?

>>213984886
>time isn't real unless everything possible is happening all at once

wut

>>213986396
that's funny because that's exactly how I feel every time I see someone saying they liked this movie