Thread 213985830

>>213985830 (OP)
what kind of underwear would scully wear?

>>213986018
You see her panties in the first episode

>>213986018
Peed underwear from the scary situations she gets into and can't fully rationalize

As of right now, I am officially reopening the X-Files.

>>213986068
What did all the spookies do when the x-files were closed?

>>213986058
LMAO

>>213986018
Cheekies

>>213986167
It's not funny it's hot and should have been in the series
>>213986160
They were at Tooms' new lair glorping about

I want a 90s courtroom drama set in the X Files universe where they're trying all these bendy niggas, man-leeches, Brundleflies, pyrokinetic Bri'ish chaps, face-changing serial rapists, etc. Mulder and Scully bring in. It could have had a crossover with Ally McBeal too.

>>213985830 (OP)
I still rub them out to Scully.

>>213985830 (OP)
I want to sniff her pumps

>>213986068
>As of right now, at this present moment in the ongoing march of time, not a second earlier and certainly not a second later, but right here in the immediate and unshakable reality in which we collectively find ourselves existing, where the clock has ticked forward into this exact sliver of measurable experience, where yesterday has already slipped into the archives of memory and tomorrow remains nothing more than a vague concept floating somewhere beyond our reach, where the past has already set its unchangeable foundation and the future has yet to reveal its uncertain hand, where history has unfolded with all its wars, revolutions, discoveries, and regrettable fashion trends, where countless cups of coffee have been poured, entire civilizations have risen and fallen, songs have been sung badly at karaoke bars, and humanity has continued stumbling forward despite its best efforts to sabotage itself, where the stars continue burning in the sky indifferent to whether or not we pay attention, and where all the choices, accidents, and absurdities of existence have somehow conspired to bring me to this very second, sitting here, aware of my own words and their gravity, I am officially reopening the X-Files.

>>213986479
>Ally McBeal
Throw in Alex Mack while you're at it

For me, its the '95 Gillian.

>>213986725
'94 rustles my jimmies.

>>213986725
95, 2002, 2005, 2007, 2012

>>213986725
2001 is absolutely slutmaxxx'd

>>213986725
Those Sullies hurt my dick.

>>213986981
I wish she shrank me and put me down the back of her panties

>>213986479
Like Men in Black but with cryptids instead of just aliens then.

>>213986479
How the hell did Tooms ever get out on parole? He had a nest made of newspaper and bile full of trinkets taken from his victims for fuck's sake. I blame Bill Clinton being soft on crime.

>>213986068
>>213986673
>"After some sober reflection and heavy consideration, I am officially closing the x files."

>>213986058
that would be too good to be true

>>213986479
There was an ep where a mind control guy is on trial and Mulder says he is a mind control guy and then he mind controls the judge and he lets them go.

>>213986018
Granny panties. 100%.

She's way too attractive and it takes huge mental strength to not get distracted by her beauty

>>213986018
Theres no panties in space

>>213986018
80s style full bottom but high cut side waist, with no curve.

>>213986725
'97 and '02 here

>>213986725
she keeps getting hotter

As of this hour, as of this briefing, as of this precise tick of the Bureau's clock, after years of depositions that led nowhere, after medical files thicker than the Washington phone book, after reports so redacted they may as well be blank, after being stonewalled by every alphabet agency in the country, after budget reviews that required armed escorts, after hearings where senators stared me in the face and swore they had never heard of bees, oil, or clones, after being summoned to basements where I was told to forget what I had just seen, after returning from field sites that logic itself rejects, after autopsies that violate every law of science, after explaining to auditors why our travel receipts include both funeral homes in Iowa and gulags in Siberia, after Mulder's miraculous survivals that border on theological, after Scully's abductions, recoveries, diagnoses, cures, and perfect Monday morning attendance record, after sitting across from men who vanish the second the lights go out, after cases involving parasites, shapeshifters, sewer creatures, phantom twins, and whatever the hell that thing was in the forest that ate half a search team, after chasing aircraft that leave no radar trace, after interrogating witnesses who swear their abductors spoke flawless Navajo, after decoding files written in languages older than civilization itself, after watching surveillance footage that should not exist and then being told it never did, with every clearance revoked, with every resource denied, with every warning issued, with my career hanging by a thread, with my blood pressure approaching levels that'd kill an ordinary man, with the Bureau demanding results, with oversight committees demanding my resignation, with my own agents demanding the truth, and with the certainty that if one more report crosses my desk describing a spacecraft photographed in broad daylight by a man named Earl in rural Montana my heart will rupture on the spot: I am reopening the X-Files.

>>213986018
The kind that only i'm allowed to take off her