Thread 213986446

This is the worse thing to happen since the holocaust!

>>213986446 (OP)
A woman spoke in this movie!
I want my money back and that whore stoned!

>>213986482
He said, complaining in a thread about a person complaining about other people complaining..

>>213986446 (OP)
A man expressed a desire to have sex with a woman in this movie! And she didn't even have a penis! Ban this sick filth!

>>213986446 (OP)
>That Eastern European War Crimes movie you're expected to watch as an undergrad that immediately gets replaced by another one from the opposite country claiming the first was as fault.

>The "Unapologetic" anti-Isreal documentary that interrupts itself every five seconds with a disclaimer about "Not Endorsing Hate" that undermines the fundamental premise of the movie.

>The misogynistic / racist psuedo intellectual that everybody agrees is filth and you should never read but should be allowed to continue producing hateful crap because 'muh freespeech'

>The "Genius Pedophile" Director / Author who must be forgiven his transgressions for his monumental insight into the human condition

>>213986446 (OP)
My favorite toy commercial slightly deviated from the same forumlae its been using for 50 years and made me slightly uncomfortable and now I must compose a 3 hour video essay about why I will never watch my favorite billion dollar franchise again until the next film comes out and I do the exact same thing.

>>213986446 (OP)
The 10 thousandth installment of national fratboy brotard donkey punch 5 that appalachian mountain people complain is 'a bit lowbrow'

>>213986446 (OP)
2 hour military recruitment ad with giant robots.

>Brie Larson farts
TheQuartering: Brie Larson DESTROYS the OZONE LAYER as fast as she made Marvel WOKE
>Gina Carano farts
TheQuartering: Based Gina Carano FARTS PROUDLY AT WOKE also mmm sniff sniff

>>213986955
kek

>>213986446 (OP)
The very mildly controversial movie that is touted as being a transgressive masterpiece despite being shamelessly and bootlicking-ly pro-establishment.

>>213986446 (OP)
People who claim to be socialist despite building their entire personalities around merchandizing.

>>213986446 (OP)
Actors who loudly protest against our enemy-of-the week dictatorship that base their entire careers around pandering to china for export sales to the tune of millions of dollars.

MAN-BRO 7: WARRIOR DOWN
THE INCREDIBLE TRUE STORY OF A SPECIAL FORCES OPERATOR FORCED TO KILL 17 CHILDREN AIMING A SCUD MISSILE AT AMERICA

feel HIS HEARTACHE
marvel AT HIS POWER
fondle HIS MANHOOD

Coming at a theater near you! Watch it or you're a gay terrorist!

>>213988269
fucking kek

>>213987988
That's gotta be one of my favorites
Especially when it's a massive ultra-capitalist corporation trying to sell you their merchandising

>>213986446 (OP)
I'm not easily offended.

>>213988031
I wonder how kids would cope with the fact that "Captain America" gets 3/4's of his million dollar paychecked signed by the Chinese government?

>>213988437
Why?
Shes hot.

>Think I'm getting a cool vampire flick
>Turns out to be an unsubtle beat-you-over-head-with-it allegory for feminism and toxic masculinity rape culture
I grow weary of this
Also the streets of L.A. in 2022 looked like complete desolate shit during covid, holy shit... like more depressing and soul sucked than even Kurt Russell's Escape from L.A. looked

>>213986446 (OP)
Since the what?

yeah chuds are on tear lately just ignore them

>>213988709
Boo!

>>213986446 (OP)
3 hour movie with no dialogue with 30 minute shots of people walking or driving followed by an hour long shot of a flower followed by fin.

>>213988743
6 million usurers and gypsy scammers died as a result of this post
I hope you're happy with yourself, ya goddamn maniac