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Anonymous No.213990250 >>213990261 >>213990281 >>213990334 >>213990349 >>213990355 >>213990648 >>213990693 >>213991167 >>213991386 >>213991783 >>213992111 >>213992275 >>213992848
Name a more depressing kids movie
Anonymous No.213990261
>>213990250 (OP)
The final Narnia book is pretty depressing
Anonymous No.213990281 >>213990611
>>213990250 (OP)
The original cut of The Velveteen Rabbit
Anonymous No.213990334
>>213990250 (OP)
I dont know how widely known "The Brothers Lionheart" is but that shit is the only story that has tears in my eyes.
Anonymous No.213990349 >>213990694 >>213991760
>>213990250 (OP)
This movie made me feel the way jew's wanted Schindler's List to make me feel
Anonymous No.213990355 >>213990380 >>213990628 >>213990646 >>213991167 >>213991420 >>213991981
>>213990250 (OP)
Grave of the Fireflies? We actually had to watch that in school to make us feel bad about being American.
Anonymous No.213990380 >>213991372
>>213990355
Did it work? Or did you just laugh in your stupid fat cat lady teacher's face?
Anonymous No.213990572
I've never actually seen the movie, only read the book in grade school back when dinosaurs roamed. I totally forgot the twist and ending until I remembered it and now it makes me very sad instead of rolling my eyes because I'm not a cool school kid who doesn't cry at nothing anymore.
Anonymous No.213990597 >>213990656 >>213992705
Are you even TRYING? Watership Down (1978).
Anonymous No.213990611
>>213990281
Is that the one where they dump the little girl in ice baths while she screams and burn all her stuff Becuase she had the fever?
Anonymous No.213990628
>>213990355
Anonymous No.213990646
>>213990355
Watched GoTF when I was like 11 and it went right over my head, but then saw Terabithia when I was 15 and fucking sobbed.
Anonymous No.213990648
>>213990250 (OP)
Zoro Origin was more depressing and was basically the same.
Anonymous No.213990656 >>213990679
>>213990597
>Watership Down (1978)
Why the hell would I cry over some stupid fuckin bunny rabbits?
Anonymous No.213990679 >>213990730 >>213990773
>>213990656
Well, not being a sociopath might be a good start...
Anonymous No.213990693 >>213991343
>>213990250 (OP)

Your friend Leslie is...HOT!
Anonymous No.213990694 >>213990754
>>213990349
What way is that, anon?
Anonymous No.213990730 >>213990792 >>213991680
>>213990679
Spoken like a true TV-addicted romanticizing city slicker who has never had to guard a crop against common pests
Anonymous No.213990754
>>213990694
The feeling of sadness, as brought upon by human tragedy
Anonymous No.213990773 >>213991035
>>213990679
it's a kids cartoon, you weeping over bunnies is pathetic
Anonymous No.213990792 >>213991080
>>213990730
>he's too stupid to know what a "rabbit-proof fence" is
Anonymous No.213991035
>>213990773
man this takes me back I remember making posts like this when I was 15 too
Anonymous No.213991080
>>213990792
No, (you) stop. I'm the one who's right.
Anonymous No.213991131
Zoom Zoom No.213991167
>>213990355
Worst bait I've seen in a while.
If you were actually American you know damn well they made you watch Roots and Hidden Figures to feel bad about being American, and then played Saving Private Ryan to make you feel good about the one good thing we ever did.
>>213990250 (OP)
>Name a more depressing kids movie
Did nobody watch picrel in school as kids? Had me and everyone else in the class bawling our eyes out.
Anonymous No.213991343
>>213990693
>she fell over drunk and hit her head on the toilet seat, and then drowned in her vomit
She only had 10 years anyways.
Anonymous No.213991372
>>213990380
If it didn't you don't have high enough iq to actually feel empathy. Many such cases amongst Americans
Anonymous No.213991383 >>213991404
Watched this as a kid and the ending where Hooch takes the bullet and Tom Hanks takes him to his vet gf to try and save him and he does on the bench in his arms made me weep for hours straight, my parents apparently put me to bed and came in an hour later and I was asleep but still sniffling in my sleep
Fuck you Tom Hanks you evil kike you knew what you were doing
Anonymous No.213991386
>>213990250 (OP)
holy shit look how calm the board is without Indian spamming it.
Anonymous No.213991404
>>213991383
>he does on the bench
dies*
stupida fucken autocorrect
Anonymous No.213991420 >>213991459
>>213990355
you are kidding, right?
Zoom Zoom No.213991459 >>213991583
>>213991420
He's obviously baiting, no American school would EVER show a WWII movie where you would even potentially infer it makes the U.S look bad.
It's always either Saving Private Ryan or Hacksaw Ridge.
Anonymous No.213991583 >>213991636 >>213991703
>>213991459
He were forced to watch Schindler's List and The Boy in the Stripped Pajamas every year during Holocaust week (I'm not fucking kidding) then we had the "privilege" of speaking to "survivors" where the tone was always accusatory towards us middle schoolers
Anonymous No.213991636 >>213991747
>>213991583
I went to Catholic school in the 90s and they never made us watch those movies.
My principal did however insist on us watching Stephen King's Stand By Me at age 14 to teach us "coming of age" shit or something I guess.
Are public schools more jewed than Catholic schools in general, 30 years ago and even today?
Anonymous No.213991680 >>213991711
>>213990730
You didn't feel bad the first time you splattered a bunny's guttyworks all over your mom's cabbages with the 10/22 your dad handed down to you last spring? What are you, black?
Zoom Zoom No.213991703 >>213991802 >>213992013
>>213991583
>forced to watch Schindler's List and The Boy in the Stripped Pajamas every year during Holocaust week
They phased out Boy In The Striped Pajamas for Zoomies due to how comically historically inaccurate it was lol.
For us, they'd make us read Night (all throughout middle and high school we'd read it every year) as well as picrel given we were in Minnesota and most people there were Scandinavians. I watched Schindler's Fist once in HS (everyone in the class laughed or didn't give a shit about it), as well as The Book Thief and Swing Kids (I grew to deeply love this film because you can easily interpret it as a pro-Nazi parody film because of how hilariously bad the writing is).
I never had a Holocaust survivor get wheeled in, but I know they reintroduced that after COVID, and to say the least most Zoomies and alphies I know are wise to that stuff.
Anonymous No.213991711
>>213991680
I've only ever killed real bunnies, not cartoon bunnies.
Anonymous No.213991747 >>213991774 >>213991779 >>213991980
>>213991636
Nigger you didn't watch them in school because they didn't exist yet
And yes Catholics are kikes in Christ's clothing
Anonymous No.213991760
>>213990349
Zoom Zoom No.213991774 >>213991853
>>213991747
>Catholics are kikes in Christ's clothing
The most prominent individual going against the Jews at the moment is a Mexican Catholic, and Catholics kept jews in check all throughout history pre-1945 in stark contrast to Protestants that are infamously philosemitic
Anonymous No.213991779
>>213991747
Schindler's List did, as a new release. Along with the followup documentary where all the hilarious outtakes of "survivors" came from.
Anonymous No.213991783 >>213991793
>>213990250 (OP)
I can't wait for Lola and Milena to react to this. You better make sure to make them think this is just a children's movie.
Zoom Zoom No.213991793
>>213991783
>I can't wait for Lola and Milena to react to this
If I wanted to watch two dykes react to mediocre movies from 20 years ago I'd just go to work
Anonymous No.213991802 >>213991900
>>213991703
Maybe the kids will be alright. Back in 0'6 we got sent to detention for joking about TBITSP, which naturally we did. Holocaust detention was awesome, the black kids were too stupid to know why it was funny so it was a moment of peace and quiet.
Anonymous No.213991853
>>213991774
Nick is homosexual catboy butthole enthusiast, AF is just a way to funnel young boys to brown muhammadeens and disguise that Nick has been a federal asset since J6
He's right about the jews tho
Anonymous No.213991883 >>213991897
Anonymous No.213991897 >>213991940
>>213991883
You cried over some stupid melted water?
NGMI
Zoom Zoom No.213991900 >>213991950
>>213991802
>Maybe the kids will be alright
I'm dead serious when I say Zoomies have shed more tears for K-pop Demon Hunters than they ever did for Schindler's List.
Post-2023 redpilled the youngins and woke us up to all that bullshit about Israel and the origins of the post-1945 order being a nothing more than a constructed mythology for the sake of maintaining the moral authority of a corrupt and bankrupt elite.
Anonymous No.213991940
>>213991897
Anonymous No.213991950 >>213992050
>>213991900
Glad to hear it, I even hear tell that the youngins hate faggots again too (only if they make it their whole personality)
Don't go to jail for Rick Friendtes
Anonymous No.213991964
Anonymous No.213991980 >>213992028
>>213991747
>And yes Catholics are kikes in Christ's clothing
Catholics are the only Christians in the west that are commanded to not recognize the false land of "Israel" established in 1948.
You're thinking of most Protestants and all evangelicals
Anonymous No.213991981 >>213992049 >>213992148
>>213990355
The Nips deserved 10 nukes.
Anonymous No.213992013 >>213992124
>>213991703
>I never had a Holocaust survivor get wheeled in

Missed a classic.
Anonymous No.213992028 >>213992072 >>213992113
>>213991980
Why was the pope simping for faggots and telling people not to attend mass during covid?
Anonymous No.213992049
>>213991981
>The Nips deserved 10 nukes.
Zoom Zoom No.213992050 >>213992109 >>213992262
>>213991950
>I even hear tell that the youngins hate faggots again too (only if they make it their whole personality)
There's a lot of faggots in my gen who are unironic Mishima fanboys and Homofash types, Nick himself being an example lol. They hate all the LGBT shit but identify with the far right because they deeply dislike feminism to the point of rejecting women entirely, so they come full circle. The Gaycel phenomenon is bizarre and frankly a wild rabbithole if you're ever interested in learning some Zoomer lore.
Zoom Zoom No.213992072 >>213992245
>>213992028
>simping for faggots and telling people not to attend mass during covid
That was the last pope, nu-pope is a lot better on all that stuff.
Anonymous No.213992109 >>213992124
>>213992050
>if you're ever interested in learning some Zoomer lore
Honestly? No.
I'm just biding my time with cheap keks and cinema until I can finally use death as an escape route out of this clown shit.
Anonymous No.213992111
>>213990250 (OP)
Very little is known about LazyTown's newest run, though, there was even a movie planned and it was even filming at some point but was scrapped in favor of rebooting the show, with rumors that the movie's plot points were reworked, sanitized, and incorporated into the show for the young audience. If you know the difference in tone between the G1 Transformers TV show and its movie, LT's movie was in similar vein but to a stronger degree as it would have been intended for the people who grew up watching it. I merely believe that mundane things or individuals can be bound to much greater forces much like hypersigils. The movie was comparable to Sin City in tone, maybe the ideas it would've portrayed were far too accurate in their prediction of our future. There's certain concepts, even on a metaphysical level, which are too dangerous to be cast or represented in their pure forms, and thus require various forms of dilution and reduction until they reach a state that the average person can understand without causing stress or panic, or attracting the attention of more powerful groups. The movie would have depicted Sportacus being driven to extremist military despotism after the rape of Stephanie Meanswell. (the pink haired character in the show.) which takes him to a journey that will take him to his acrobatical limits. This revitalization is meant to test empathy induced trauma on a massive scale, which is as intense as witnessing a traumatic rape.

Don't dig too deep into LazyTown lore lads.

>The movie begun development the instant that the show's original creator Magnus Scheving brought the rights back from Warner Bros Discovery earlier this year.
https://icelandmonitor.mbl.is/news/news/2024/05/15/magnus_scheving_buying_back_all_the_properties_of_l/
https://collider.com/lazytown-creator-buys-show-back/

It will be unironic kino and will be a plebfilter for generations just like with Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.
Anonymous No.213992113 >>213992245
>>213992028
Judas was one of the first bishops in the church, the church has always had wolves in it since day 1.
BTW if a bishop commands you to not fulfill your Sunday obligation (not attending is a sin), you're safe to ignore him.
Zoom Zoom No.213992124 >>213992226
>>213992109
To each their own, I wish you luck with whatever you do.
>>213992013
>vid
Kek, was this The Pianist?
Anonymous No.213992128
The ending always annoys me.
He's in an imaginary fantasy world, why can't he see leslie again? We just get all these uncanny cgi abominations and it's supposed to be charming but nah it just feels empty
Anonymous No.213992148 >>213992176 >>213992344
>>213991981
They're getting theirs. Country's gone to shit and stopped providing good shit since this rock broke.
Anonymous No.213992176 >>213992297 >>213992344
>>213992148
Fox demon pussy is something else.
Anonymous No.213992226
>>213992124
>Kek, was this The Pianist?
Anonymous No.213992245
>>213992072
>>213992113
Good to know. I'm a Baptist, Catholicism has always seemed like an impenetrable wall
Anonymous No.213992262 >>213992329
>>213992050
Gaycel? What can faggots not download grindr anymore?
Anonymous No.213992275
>>213990250 (OP)
The action came from the tears punching your eye bags
Anonymous No.213992290
Anonymous No.213992297 >>213992344
>>213992176
>tfw you will never get 10000 year old fox demon pussy
Zoom Zoom No.213992329 >>213992359 >>213992419
>>213992262
>Gaycel
It refers to guys that are so blackpilled dealing with women that they become gay as a result to cope with that. Usually, these guys want a best friend they can have a sexual relationship with rather than just some dick to hop on or a hole to fuck, so they become gay incels as a result.
Our generation is broken, sad, and deeply angry.
Zoom Zoom No.213992344 >>213992436
>>213992148
>>213992176
>>213992297
>FROM THE CREATORS OF K-POP DEMON HUNTERS...
>NETFLIX PRESENTS...
>J-POP DEMON FUCKERS
Anonymous No.213992359 >>213992380
>>213992329
I thought only women turned gay out of spite
Anonymous No.213992380
>>213992359
Not anymore.
Anonymous No.213992419 >>213992460
>>213992329
Big Money Erik was ahead of his time, bouncing on his boy's dick (ironically)
How does the Catholic church feel about boys taking it up the ass until they find a good woman?
Anonymous No.213992436
>>213992344
>staring
>Anon
Anonymous No.213992460 >>213992511
>>213992419
The modern church doesn't talk about sins of the flesh aka sins below the belt because lay people find it uncomfortable to be called out.
So now they just say it's a lesser sin and not important, pair that with the fact that most seminaries are full of gay men engaging in sodomy and you get a picture of why the culture is the way it is.
Anonymous No.213992511 >>213992537
>>213992460
You're not beating the allegations
That's still not as bad as Evangelical churches with lesbian pastors dripped out in gay rainbow robes
Anonymous No.213992537
>>213992511
>That's still not as bad as Evangelical churches with lesbian pastors dripped out in gay rainbow robes
Actually it's worse because evangelical "churches" are not the real church of Christ.
Why do you think the world didn't give a shit when the Anglicans opened the way for women's ordination? But they're obsessed with getting female popes. Because they know which one is the real target
Anonymous No.213992705
>>213990597
Nigga do you even Plague Dogs (1982)
Anonymous No.213992848
>>213990250 (OP)
Kek I remember catching this at 2am and the first half I was like "huh, this is a cute little movie, not sure why everyone keeps talking about it to this day"
And then the second half hit and damn I did not see that shit coming