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Anonymous No.213991205 >>213991227 >>213991375 >>213991749 >>213991778 >>213992788 >>213992940 >>213992942 >>213993016 >>213993091 >>213993215 >>213993243 >>213993714 >>213994147 >>213995374 >>213995574 >>213995646 >>213996544 >>214001211 >>214001725 >>214001890 >>214001986 >>214002221 >>214005351 >>214006208 >>214010232 >>214010271 >>214010277 >>214011112 >>214011321
lets pretend she wont fall in love with a guy like him
Anonymous No.213991227
>>213991205 (OP)
Wasn't masculine enough compared the Beast.
Anonymous No.213991237
It's not love she wanted from him.
Anonymous No.213991242
Women literally constantly fall in love with this guy every single day and their looksmatch lovematch life partner gets lost in a sea of failure to launch tinder relationships starring her and this guy over and over
Anonymous No.213991258 >>213994298 >>213999292
I'll take the three bimbos. You know the ones.
Anonymous No.213991296 >>213991362
She's one of those women who just doesn't like white guys. There's lots of them.
Anonymous No.213991362 >>213996589
>>213991296
Okay, calm down, pajeet.
Anonymous No.213991375 >>213993210 >>214002610 >>214004551
>>213991205 (OP)
>tall
>musculine
>over confident
>dumb af
>rude
>sexist
Yeah, all women wet their vaginas over these guys
Anonymous No.213991749
>>213991205 (OP)
She's a proto arthoe. She is not like the shallow bimbos who fawn over Gaston.
Anonymous No.213991778 >>213991815
>>213991205 (OP)
Gaston didn't have a thick furry coat and a dog dick with a big knot. If it was only humans in her dating pool he would have been on top, but the poor dude was competing with the fucking supernatural, never had a chance.
Anonymous No.213991815 >>213991877 >>213992468
>>213991778
>Gaston didn't have a thick furry coat
Every last inch of him's covered with hair
Anonymous No.213991877
>>213991815
Compared to Beast Gaston might as well be a toddler in terms of hair
Anonymous No.213992468
>>213991815
>shaves
He's fucking lying and he knows it because he can't compete with Furry Prince.
Anonymous No.213992788
>>213991205 (OP)
Nah. The beast was loaded and a royal. She might have flirted with Gaston, but she would have rushed to the bear-like beast the moment she found out he was anthro.
Anonymous No.213992867 >>213992903 >>213993326 >>213993782 >>213994833 >>214003808
Did nobody ever wonder what happened to the prince guy living in a castle 20km away from the village? Who rules over the village? It would make more sense if the beast was a count or a duke but they made him a fucking PRINCE and nobody asks why a royal family member isn't around anymore?
Anonymous No.213992903 >>213992927
>>213992867
A witch did it, but for reals this time.
Anonymous No.213992927
>>213992903
But did the people around the village know about him? He's a prince but nobody makes any reference to this fact.
Anonymous No.213992940
>>213991205 (OP)
It's actually quite realistic, no matter how cool and successful you are in your local community, there's always some filthy rich absolute BEAST in comparison with whom you're just nothing. That's why the dating market went to shit the second women got access to the pool of men outside their immediate proximity.
Anonymous No.213992942
>>213991205 (OP)

In your mind a big rude jerk is king. So with your logic why shouldn't she go for the even bigger, ruder, jerkier beast?
Anonymous No.213992961
The moral is Women prefer beasts to chad
Anonymous No.213993016 >>213993200
>>213991205 (OP)
Belle wanted that knotted dog dick
Anonymous No.213993091
>>213991205 (OP)
More and more women prefer bestiality over Chad.
Anonymous No.213993200
>>213993016
He's more likely to have a spined one since he's mostly feline.
Anonymous No.213993210 >>213993228 >>213999794 >>214000973 >>214005103
>>213991375
Anonymous No.213993215
>>213991205 (OP)
Belle is a white woman
No wonder she chose a furry
Anonymous No.213993228 >>213993367
>>213993210
Yeah, thats exactly like it. A bit exaggerated, but true for most women.
Anonymous No.213993243
>>213991205 (OP)
Because Belle is into bestiality.
Anonymous No.213993326
>>213992867
Probably just caught vampirism, lords are always doing that
Anonymous No.213993367
>>213993228
They like the domination part of the fantasy as well as being 'wanted' so much but not the reality of losing social status as damaged goods after being raped
Anonymous No.213993491 >>213993593 >>213993651 >>213994875 >>213999583 >>214000823 >>214004618 >>214004778
GASTON
>Incredibly handsome blue-collar Gigachad
>serious /out/doorsman and /k/ommando with productive hobbies
>stays in great shape and takes pride in his appearance
>pillar of his community, townspeople go to him with their problems
>wants to build a house for Belle
>wants children with Belle
>hunts for his own food and promises to feed Belle
>rejects large breasted sluts, stays devoted to Belle
>doesn't have a castle or a fortune but works hard
>gets Belle's father the mental health services he needs when nobody else cared (not even Belle)
>gives his life to come save her when she gets literally kidnapped by a literal giant monster who locks her in a dungeon and grooms her
>uses antlers in all of his decorating
>every last inch of him is covered in hair
>ate dozens of eggs as a lad to help him get large

FAGGOT BEAST
>Hideous incel NEET
>sulks around his castle all day feeling sorry for himself
>Throws bratty temper tantrums about nothing
>Never goes outside and his only friend is a candlestick that works for him
>Inherits a castle and trashes it
>No family to speak of
>Literal prince with money and a huge house, still complains nonstop
>Has almost certainly fucked at least one peice of furniture
>Unbelievably toxic toward women, abducts them and doesn't let them leave
>Holds Belle's mentally ill father hostage until she pays attention to him
>Cannot bring himself to spend 10 minutes cooking or cleaning up for his female "guest" that he "loves", makes his servants do it
>Doesn't groom or make an effort to appear presentable, likely has fleas
>Probably can't eat as many eggs as Gaston

I'm supposed to believe that the Beast was the good guy and that Belle wasn't a vapid materialistic whore?
Anonymous No.213993593 >>213993681 >>213994138 >>214001472 >>214007068
>>213993491
Gaston is dumb as fuck though. Belle loves books and seeing the giant library is the first thing he likes about The Beast.
Anonymous No.213993651
>>213993491
Based and Gastonpilled
Anonymous No.213993681
>>213993593
Beast can't even read anon, that shit was from his parents.
Anonymous No.213993714 >>213993756 >>213994875 >>213995517 >>214000522 >>214006292 >>214010548 >>214010661
>>213991205 (OP)
This movie is a redpill for men.
>girl moves to a small town
>constantly wanders through town talking shit about said town and how she deserves a better life than that shitty place in front of the townsfolk
>has successfully alienated everyone in the town and they all talk shit about her back
>hardworking hunter Gaston sees past her shit personality and falls for her
>not the richest guy as a hunter, but works on himself, is /fit/ and skilled
>stuck-up bitch still thinks she can do better than him
>eventually finds a Beast and... he's rich???
>"falls" for the Beast and NOT his money, guys
>so what if he has an entire castle full of magical wonder and infinite wealth
>she just totally loves his, uh, personality
>Gaston attempts to rescue her from the Beast
>half the monster's size and still tries to 1v1 him
>dies
>stuck-up bitch goes to make out with the monster having mentally prepared herself to be knotted if it means she be a princess
>Beast turns into a regular guy
>okay, that's fine too
>lives happily ever after while the only guy who wanted her and tried to save her rots at the bottom of the mountain pass
>the end
Anonymous No.213993756 >>213993905
>>213993714
Magic rose says it's true love. Your post is cope.
Anonymous No.213993760 >>214001631
>Belle
>"I read"
>ok, anything else?
>"No. I read. All the time. And sing, and my dad covers all of my living costs."

>Gaston
>chad that hunts, explores, builds, and wants to create a huge master race family with a beautiful girl
>this is the "bad and dumb guy."

Funny one, Jews
Anonymous No.213993782 >>213994833
>>213992867
Didn't the magic flower curse or whatever make everyone just forget about it and all their loved ones who got turned into cutlery?
Anonymous No.213993905
>>213993756
>rose given by a woman
>implying any woman is capable of true love
o i am laffin
Anonymous No.213994138 >>213994176 >>213994721 >>214007279
>>213993593
Beast is easily as retarded or even more retarded than Gaston. All you have to do is look at the autistic meltdowns he has regularly to know that he's a moron. Belle liked that he had a huge library of books for HER to read, it wasn't like the Beast was in there reading them himself. People often buy lots of books that they never read to make it seem like they're intelligent when you see them, and Beast was no exception.

Pic related is from Season 4 of The Boys, where the director has to introduce a "smart" character named Sister Sage. The writers of the show are stupid, so the character is incapable of acting smart or saying anything smart. The director compensates for the character not doing anything smart by scattering a bunch of books around her in the scene where she is introduced. This way, the viewer is tricked into thinking she is smart simply because she owns so many books.

Come to think of it, we never know exactly what Belle is reading, just that she reads a lot. She could be reading some Twilight-tier furry romance novel for all we know. Belle is the average /lit/ poster who thinks that she's better than everyone else simply because she has a bunch of books and reads frequently. Do we ever see Belle DO anything smart? Does she ever talk about science or math or world affairs? The whole movie is a series of Belle's stupid decisions that culminates in the one person that actually gives a shit about her getting himself killed trying to help.
Anonymous No.213994147
>>213991205 (OP)
You're obsessed with cuckoldry
Anonymous No.213994176
>>213994138

Midwit trap to not realize that reading without purpose is simple media consoooomption just like anything else. You aren't doing anything by constantly hallucinating into other people's lives.
Anonymous No.213994298 >>213999292
>>213991258
the british slags?
Anonymous No.213994712
Let not forget, Gaston risked his life for her, entering creepy castle with vicious Beast living in it, just to save her.
Anonymous No.213994721 >>213995275
>>213994138
>we never know exactly what Belle is reading
She literally sings about reading a romance novel.
Anonymous No.213994833 >>213999497
>>213992867
>>213993782
One of the only good changes made in the live action was the curse by the witch made the townspeople forget about the prince or the castle staff. The original story never explained it though.
Anonymous No.213994875
>>213993714
>>213993491
This movie about 2 Chad's fighting over a girl. The beast human form is a chad
Anonymous No.213995275
>>213994721
>Hi, I'm /lit/

>And I'm /tv/

>You know, /tv/ you should really try reading a book sometime, then you could be an intellectual like me

>Well actually /lit/ I've been watching television for three hours, and in that time I learned to bake a cake from scratch, saw a documentary on killer whales, and I just finished a great biopic on the life of Napoleon Bonaparte
>What's that you're reading there?

>Oh, it's probably too complicated for you
>It's about a woman who falls in love with a millionaire but she finds out that he turns into a sexy werewolf at night
>It's been three days and I'm only about a quarter of the way through... but it's starting to get really hot
Anonymous No.213995374
>>213991205 (OP)
>roid tranny who threatened to kill her father and is known for cheating

golly gee, I wonde why she choose the rich and taller prince
Anonymous No.213995517
>>213993714
>they all talk shit about her back
Anonymous No.213995532 >>213995661
What movie?
Anonymous No.213995574
>>213991205 (OP)
Beast is taller and richer tho
Anonymous No.213995646 >>213995671
>>213991205 (OP)
How would he have known a monster in a haunted gothic castle was actually a regular guy that could be reasoned with? Gaston wasn't even a bad guy.
Anonymous No.213995661
>>213995532
sleeping beauty
Anonymous No.213995671
>>213995646
He did ship cuhrazy old Maurice off because he was cockblocking him.
Anonymous No.213995690 >>213996114
are stage plays /film/? i watched the stage play for this and it was kino. the story is fucking dumb though
>guy doesn't want anyone else, only belle
>she rejects him
>she gets imprisoned by a literal beast
>she falls in love with him
Anonymous No.213995758 >>213995844
(((Disney))) movies have done irreversible damage to women's mental health and their role in society.
Anonymous No.213995844
>>213995758
Anonymous No.213996114 >>213998206
>>213995690
I wish I could have seen the one with Hugh Jackman as Gaston. He seemed to kill it from the clips I've seen.
Anonymous No.213996544
>>213991205 (OP)
She can still go bang Gaston while the beast provides for her.
Anonymous No.213996589 >>213996755 >>214009038
>>213991362
As you say, timmy :)
Anonymous No.213996755
>>213996589
>jeets pay whores money to stay with them
Meanwhile his sister pajeeta sucking my NEET white cock under my desk as I'm writing this comment begging for white babies
Anonymous No.213998206 >>214004217
>>213996114
the guy who played gaston in the one i saw looked and acted exactly like a buff Jim carey. it was brilliant
Anonymous No.213999292 >>213999552 >>214002158 >>214007859 >>214010568
>>213991258
>>213994298
NTA but I think they mean picrel. I remember being genuinely surprised when I first saw this movie, the first few minutes and they throw in a token (but very funny) bimbo reference. This isn't your parents' Disney film. LOL.
Anonymous No.213999497
>>213994833
The live action remake is one of the few movies I thought about walking out on. God it was awful. As much as I liked Emma Watson as Hermione,s he was awful as Belle. As much as I liked Dan Stevens in Downton Abbey, he was an awful beast (though all that cgi didn't help him any). I never once thought I was in an enchanted castle like the animated version, or even Cocteau's original. The fact that the live action made over a billion at the box office is just depressing.
Anonymous No.213999552
>>213999292
disney has always been satanic.
Anonymous No.213999583 >>213999640
>>213993491
>Go after woman
>Woman loses all interest in you
Many such cases!
Anonymous No.213999640 >>213999765
>>213999583
>Woman loses all interest in you
Belle was never interested in Gaston in the first place. Have you even seen the movie being discussed itt?
Anonymous No.213999765
>>213999640
Women aren't interested in men that show explicit interest in them, that was my point.
>ackhually she never LOST interest
yes anon you're so smart
Anonymous No.213999794
>>213993210
Kek
Anonymous No.214000522
>>213993714
Holy kek this. Screencapped.
Anonymous No.214000823
>>213993491
If Gaston was womanpilled he would've known after being rejected to withdraw all attention from Belle and only talked to the bimbos to trigger Belle's competition anxiety.
Anonymous No.214000973
>>213993210
omg she's just like mee <333
Anonymous No.214001049 >>214001743
Woman are human beings and can have different preferences on what they find attractive in a person.
What I imagine Gaston looking to Bell is how I look at plastic bimbos.
Anonymous No.214001211
>>213991205 (OP)
She was into beastiality, like most women
Anonymous No.214001472 >>214001683
>>213993593
>Belle loves books
Yes, and? Most women read books and yet they're still dumb as hell.
Anonymous No.214001631 >>214010176 >>214011299
>>213993760
Yeap: Even '90s Disney movies were woken crap. Just like Disney's Aladdin where they turned a Muslim princess into a feminist bitch and her father lets her dress like a slut.
Anonymous No.214001683
>>214001472
Women read romance slop which is basically porn (like actual porn not just soft core stuff either.)
Anonymous No.214001725
>>213991205 (OP)
imagine how disappointed this bitch was when the big knotted monster dick turned back into a regular one at the end.
Anonymous No.214001743
>>214001049
So you're gay?
Anonymous No.214001885
She wanted the knot
Anonymous No.214001890
>>213991205 (OP)
While a certain Chad will charm 90% of women in the planet, just like Gaston was loved by EVERYONE ELSE in the village, there will always be 10% of women who just happen to escape his grasp, either they are defective or some small aspect about this specific dude gave her the ick (that doesnt mean she is immune to all Chads aura, just that specific one).

Its like you guys here, you are defective males just like there are some defective females that will break the common rules of female.
Anonymous No.214001986 >>214002031
>>213991205 (OP)
She wanted the BBC (big beast cock)
Anonymous No.214002031
>>214001986
>mutt law
Anonymous No.214002128
This movie teaches women to seek out, and continue to tolerate abusive relationships.
Anonymous No.214002158
>>213999292
>Gaston would rather have a bitchy bookworm than blonde haired blue eyed triplets who are obsessed with him
Gaston wasn't as smart as he thought he was
Anonymous No.214002221 >>214002292 >>214002467 >>214002552
>>213991205 (OP)
Imagine if the genders were reversed.
Anonymous No.214002292 >>214002400 >>214002434 >>214004770
>>214002221
How would a female gaston work to a male bell
Anonymous No.214002367
Disturbingly /r9k/ in here.
Anonymous No.214002400
>>214002292
I dont know, that's why you are tasked with the "Imagine" part.
Anonymous No.214002434
>>214002292
A really hot bitch obsessed with you but has 0 respect for you, insults all your interests, and is yandere tier obsessed for a reason she can't explain, enjoys flirting with other men but for some reason never outright cucks you
Anonymous No.214002467 >>214004491
>>214002221
>town Stacy wants to settle down with the town nerd since all the other guys know she’s a hoe
>town nerd finds her repugnant because he doesn’t want everyone’s sloppy seconds
Anonymous No.214002552
>>214002221
>female beast girl thats bigger than you lives in a mansion that wants to fuck and marry you
Anonymous No.214002610
>>213991375
>>tall
>>over confident
Those are the only two things that matter lets be real here
Anonymous No.214003808 >>214004206
>>213992867
Maybe he was just the 10th prince in line. Technically nobility and in line for the throne but it was never going to happen so they gave him a castle in the boonies to get rid of him.
It's not like they have phones in that age so if an entire castle goes silent then what do the townspeople care? Less taxes for them.
Anonymous No.214004206
>>214003808
This. His "castle" was probably just a Mansion or summer home royalty just held parties at.
Anonymous No.214004217
>>213998206
>ALLLLLL-RIGHTY THEN!
He has such a Disney face, in a good way. If he turned up in a Pirates movie I'd instantly think of Jim Hawkins in Treasure Island.
Anonymous No.214004308
Gaston was evil btw. He threatened to institutionalise Belle's non crazy father if she didn't marry him. He's a corrupt rapist.
Anonymous No.214004491 >>214005736
>>214002467
We don't know if Gaston acted like a nigger or not. For all we know he very well could have been saving himself for Belle.
Anonymous No.214004551
>>213991375
literally me
Anonymous No.214004618
>>213993491
It works by perverting the basic female nurturing instinct. It presents them with an option to "fix" the broken man. Also the gigachad irl would expect a woman to have her shit together too. With the "broken" bad boy, they just need to "be there for him" or whatever. This is basically ever story targeted at girls.
Anonymous No.214004770 >>214005785
>>214002292
>Well-read Anon has a mentally unstable mother he lives with
>Hot muscular Gigastacy who hunts and works out throws herself at him
>Our hero ends up getting kidnapped by hot rich female furry
>He tries constantly to get her to act appealing and not be such a bitch
>It doesn't work
>Anon pushes the furry off the castle tower and throws himself into the arms of the hot trad muscular Gastonette and takes the castle for them

I'd watch this
Anonymous No.214004778
>>213993491
>gets Belle's father the mental health services he needs when nobody else cared (not even Belle)
Kek
Anonymous No.214005103
>>213993210
Based rapejeet
Anonymous No.214005351
>>213991205 (OP)
>Gaston offered her house, food and a lot of babies for literally nothing in return. She refused.
Is Belle a woke feminist?
Anonymous No.214005378
noone's gay as anon
Anonymous No.214005736 >>214006737
>>214004491
Gaston definitely had a harem dude.
Anonymous No.214005785
>>214004770
need
Anonymous No.214006208
>>213991205 (OP)
she just wanted a thing that respected women like a simp. doesnt even need to be a man, a werewolf would do for the bitch as long as hes a simp
Anonymous No.214006292 >>214008967
>>213993714
>>girl moves to a small town
Didn't she live there her whole life? People didn't "move" in the middle ages.
Anonymous No.214006737
>>214005736
You know all this time I thought this movie took place in colonial America for some reason, but yeah, I guess in 18th century France you would find people doing detestable shit like that.
Anonymous No.214007068 >>214007631 >>214011239
>>213993593
This is just showing the retarded brainwashing tool that B&tB is. Gaston WOULD be well read because 1. he's obviously a nobleman, 2. he's a hunter which requires knowledge of firearms and ballistics and back then you couldn't learn that through shit YouTube videos, and 3. he directly fucking quotes Macbeth in the Mob Song. But apparently he's a retard who doesn't know how to read? Yeah right

Meanwhile Belle, muh stronk woman, spends her entire day reading romantic novels and not following her father's tinkering talents. And she's supposed to be smarter than Gaston because...?
Anonymous No.214007279
>>213994138
Belle is reading romance novels, the movie directly says it.

Beast 100% does not read any of those books. He's an arrogant jackass prince who keeps a neat library but never reads anything, just spends his days moaning about or abusing his converted servants. Belle just wanted him because he has a bunch of fantasy books in his house whereas Gaston probably keeps guides on hunting and farming in his (don't buy for a sec he can't read)
Anonymous No.214007631 >>214007961
>>214007068
I don't get your point about guns. Fuckin everyone had guns back then, it doesn't take place in the early portions of the medieval era.
Anonymous No.214007859
>>213999292
For me, it's #3.
Anonymous No.214007961
>>214007631
Actually, no. France heavily restricted guns from 1563 to 1885, and B&tB happens before the Revolution, likely circa 1740 AKA the release date of the original book. Gaston owning a gun and also clearly being shown during his song to be a total crack shot not only 100% confirms he's a nobleman with permits, but that he's well read and the government clearly sees him fit to use guns in the first place.
Anonymous No.214008967
>>214006292
>There goes the baker with his tray, like always.
>The same old bread and rolls to sell.
>Every morning's just the same since the morning that we came to this poor provincial town...
Anonymous No.214009038
>>213996589
>admits it
Holy fuck lmaaaoo
Saaaaaaar do the needfooool
Anonymous No.214009417 >>214009448
>The only good white Disney princess
Anonymous No.214009448
>>214009417
>french
>white
Anonymous No.214009521
>Turns down alpha chad human for an even bigger beast.

Seems pretty par for the course desu, I guess women really DO choose the bear.
Anonymous No.214010176
>>214001631
>implying this was a bad thing
Anonymous No.214010232
>>213991205 (OP)
Best villain.
Best song.
Best subversion of expectations.
Best design.
Best voice acting.
Best singing voice.
Best sense of decoration.
Best YTP material.
Best egg juggler.
Best chess player.
Best chest hair.
Best egg eater.
Best disney park character mascot.
This fucking Adonis rips a bite from a leather belt, chews it up, and spits it out with enough velocity that it causes physical harm.
I'm naming my son Gaston and my wife can just deal with it.
Anonymous No.214010271 >>214010387 >>214010423 >>214010430
>>213991205 (OP)
I've never understood how Gaston is supposed to be a bad guy. For all anyone knows, Belle has been kidnapped and imprisoned in the castle and Gaston is brave enough to risk his life to save her from what everyone believes is a violent, brutish monster.
Is he supposed to be a bad guy just because he's arrogant? How could he not be arrogant when every retard in the village worships him?
Anonymous No.214010277
>>213991205 (OP)
A better question is why is he giving her the time of day?
Anonymous No.214010387
>>214010271
He pays off a doctor to say Belle's dad is dangerous and psychotic, when he's just slightly autistic, and uses it as leverage to force Belle to marry him.
He then sings a bitchin' propoganda song that riled a mob up to kill the beast.
His oneitis turned him from gigachad to the Prime Minister of Israel. Its a cautionary tale for young men to not fixate on the cute but boring book nerd and to sow their seed with the buxom bar bitches.
Anonymous No.214010423
>>214010271
It is obvious even to most children that watch the film that Gaston is not motivated by sincere concern for Belle's wellbeing.
Anonymous No.214010430
>>214010271
He's the bad guy cause he got a mob to attack a french landowner. Beast or not, he would have been guillotined back in the day.
Anonymous No.214010548 >>214010613
>>213993714
You forgot the main thing, books symbolize her inner self, her spirit and imagination, which the beast respects and nurtures while gaston doesn't even recognize
"safety" is multi dimensional you turbo virgin
Anonymous No.214010568
>>213999292
there's a better frame than that, they show a lot of skin
Anonymous No.214010613
>>214010548
>which the beast respects and nurtures
No, he's just more manipulative than Gaston.
Anonymous No.214010661
>>213993714
capped
Anonymous No.214011112 >>214011831
>>213991205 (OP)
But why did he want her when Twingo, Clio and Megane were all over him.
Anonymous No.214011142
She should hook up with that monster with the hairy cock and dew claw
Anonymous No.214011239
>>214007068
I also didn't note that:
>To eat five dozen eggs like Gaston eats every morning plus use them for other recipes later in the day would require around 200 chicken, meaning Gaston owns a massive farm and coop with workers doing his bidding, he presumably knows how to administrate it well. He's also offering jobs for the local village
>His musculature, which is more akin to strongman than bodybuilder considering how he can pick up whole furniture with people, indicates a fuck ton of time and study into growing stronger and not just to prance around
>Likely owns the chess board in the tavern since those weren't common at this point in time. Also has money to hire taxidermists and painters, his painting (picrel) is neoclassical which would be insanely early for the movement. Perhaps a fan of classical arts, as seen with his physique
>Uses uncommon, formal words like "expectorate", and "capitulate" in the musical. LeFou also uses "ossify" in the musical, so he may be noble too
>Has connections considering how easily he manages to get a meeting with D'Arque, how both are friendly, have a toast together and even sing in the musical
>Has expertise with not just his blunderbuss but ALSO a crossbow and swords, meaning he likely has a ton of combat training
>His fucking song is a waltz instead of some vulgar folk music
>Again in the musical, he straight up uses some lines reminescent of poetry meaning he's also likely read it
Fuck anyone trying to convince me Gaston is some local idiot. He's 500% nobleman who simply is against feminism and was mocking Belle's shitty novels when he asked about them not having pictures. LeFou is also a nobleman and him joking about thinking being dangerous means jack shit
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>>214001631
>Muslim princess
Zoroastrian or some other pre-islamic religiion.
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>>213991205 (OP)
why dont incels like this movie? she falls for the shut in loser
Anonymous No.214011356
I wear these everywhere I go
Anonymous No.214011831
>>214011112
Honestly? Even though he says she's the most beautiful girl in town, she isn't. I think he did it for the challenge. He's a fucking chad, he got everywhere he wanted through sheer effort and will, and he finds just choosing one of the blondettes a bit dull.
At the end of the day, would it have been a much more intelligent choice than simping so much for Belle? Yes. Just let Belle end up with the hideous Beast, the French Revolution is coming up anyways so she and the cursed prince are fucked while Gaston should try and gtfo asap to not end up a target of some paranoid maniacs
Anonymous No.214011870
Gaston is "chad" in the way Jake Paul is "chad". Some people fall for it. But it's repulsive to those with taste (Belle and me).