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This is what Bourdain was talking about
Anonymous No.213994424 >>213994702 >>213996054 >>213996623 >>213997135 >>213997865 >>213998454 >>214001756 >>214002702 >>214003508
>>213994413 (OP)
Zoomer here. What the fuck is Mumford & Sons?
Anonymous No.213994428 >>213994464 >>214005199
>>213994413 (OP)
I hate his hair plugs so much
Anonymous No.213994457 >>214000610
that's a long webm for a shot of a coffee
Anonymous No.213994464
>>213994428
Get some yourself
Anonymous No.213994493
>>213994413 (OP)
what an annoying prick.
Anonymous No.213994525 >>213996811 >>213996991
>>213994413 (OP)
Why does he only wear 3-piece suits now?
Anonymous No.213994559 >>213994582 >>213994608 >>213994854 >>213995106 >>213995839 >>213996236 >>213996670 >>213998089 >>214004870 >>214005073 >>214005242
>>213994413 (OP)
I admire his passion for even the most mundane things
We might think this is stupid but what's the difference between some autist obsessing over coffe and another autist obsessing over his mecha collection or other nerd shit?
Find the things you enjoy in life and ignore the haters
Anonymous No.213994582
>>213994559
>We might think this is stupid but what's the difference between some autist obsessing over coffe and another autist obsessing over his mecha collection or other nerd shit?
nothing, both deserve death
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Anonymous No.213994600 >>213994634 >>213994718
>>213994585
Anonymous No.213994608 >>213995106
>>213994559
I wouldn't say he's even being a snob. He's being critical of the thing that matters most with any food or drink: the taste.
Anonymous No.213994634
>>213994600
>likes and their.... *shuffles deck*
>....coffee
Anonymous No.213994690 >>213999162
>>213994413 (OP)
This man knows his coffee, you can tell he's legit cause he said the best flat white he had was from Melbourne Australia, someone faking would have claimed Italy like a retard
Anonymous No.213994702 >>214006130
>>213994424
Band. One of them is married to Carey Mulligan
Anonymous No.213994703
new hate discovered

thanks I guess
Anonymous No.213994718 >>213995019 >>213995093
>>213994600
>>213994585
This is less faggoty than it sounds because he admits it's a hobby. I would use VCR because I enjoy the process of putting the cassette in, or have a CRT to play Silent Hill on PS2. I detest efficiency.
Anonymous No.213994746
>>213994413 (OP)
stopped halfway through because this was too cringey for words. he's obviously memorized that shit written by some intern who loves coffee.
Anonymous No.213994768 >>213994811 >>213996599 >>214001581 >>214004180
I would love to be this autistic about something and still be liked. I'm this autistic about important stuff at my work or at the gym and people just end up hating me for no reason, when I'm just making things more precise and objectively better for everyone.
Anonymous No.213994782 >>213996714 >>214000381
>>213994413 (OP)
How did this guy keep getting work after the whole John Xina fiasco?
Anonymous No.213994791
from everything i've seen john cena seems pretty cool desu.
Anonymous No.213994799
>>213994413 (OP)
Why are all wrestlers who make it big such effeminate corpo bootlickers? Rick, Cena, Bautista, just weird fucking trannies
Anonymous No.213994811
>>213994768
Halo effect
Anonymous No.213994821
>>213994585
>it's like heckin' science!
Anonymous No.213994826 >>213994848 >>213999002 >>214000134
>>213994413 (OP)
It's a fucking latte with less milk what a douche bag
Anonymous No.213994848 >>213995064
>>213994826
hmmm, lacking in coffee literacy, my friend? that's a no-no.
Anonymous No.213994854
>>213994559
their both pathetic.
Anonymous No.213994857 >>213994945
based recogniser of Australian coffee superiority. a foamless cappuccino is called a latte though
Anonymous No.213994945
>>213994857
In America, at least, ordering a latte will get you one shot and enough milk to fill the rest of cup. Ordering a foamless capp would leave the headroom from the missing foam so you have a more even shot:milk ratio. I'm basically reiterating what he said.
Anonymous No.213995019 >>213995039 >>213995333 >>213995650 >>213996572 >>213997368 >>213997459 >>214002240 >>214004963
>>213994718
Male hobbies are meant to be utilitarian or serve a purpose
Your childish toys aren't a hobby and neither is drinking coffee you overgrown child
Fishing, hunting, woodworking, lifting, Bible study, etc
The wonderful application of that powerful male energy applied to creation
You have the "hobbies" of a woman
Anonymous No.213995032
i only drink dirty chai now
Anonymous No.213995039 >>213995164 >>214004269
>>213995019
>Bible study
Anonymous No.213995051
>>213994585
>coffee is a hobby
No. Lmao
Anonymous No.213995064
>>213994848
Sorry Chong Cena I will atone for my failure
Anonymous No.213995079 >>213995533
>>213994585
Why did he end up pouring himself a cup of tea? Wasn't this supposed to be coffee? What did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.213995086 >>213995110
>>213994413 (OP)
I'm not reading all that subtitles.
Anonymous No.213995093 >>213995454
>>213994718
Im teaching myself upholstery because I found an industrial sewing machine. It took me till my 30s to figure it out, but you have to have something to tinker with. Electronics, woodworking, raising desert tortoises, growing coral in a tank, fixing old boats - whatever.
Anonymous No.213995106 >>213995142 >>213995708 >>214000940
>>213994559
>>213994608
He's reading a script for the camera you fucking morons. God you celeb shills are so braindead.
Anonymous No.213995107 >>214004675
>>213994413 (OP)
Why is it so obvious on men when they dye their hair and eyebrows? It just looks so unnatural and cringe. He's like a fucking clown.
Anonymous No.213995110 >>214000475
>>213995086
>I'm not reading
Anonymous No.213995142
>>213995106
Whether he's reading a script or not has nothing to do with what I said.
Anonymous No.213995164 >>213995213 >>213997368
>>213995039
Of course you'd laugh, troon leftard
Trump won. You lost.
Anonymous No.213995183 >>213995205
the milk:coffee ratio as well as the taste of the milk is what makes a coffee good or not. sometimes the beans add a bit of flavour too
Anonymous No.213995192 >>213996230 >>213996920
>>213994413 (OP)
His co-stars always describe him as "weird guy", "intense", meaning "kind of a weirdo creep". I think he's just Asperger's, socially inept but autistic and high IQ about stuff.
Anonymous No.213995205
>>213995183
I don't drink milk with my coffee.
Anonymous No.213995213
>>213995164
Trump only follows the Talmud
Anonymous No.213995224 >>214000420
>>213994585
Coffee is just a commodity and means to an end. The point is to wake up.
Anonymous No.213995246 >>214004291
>>213994413 (OP)
Cena is a based sellout, Bourdain was a simp
Anonymous No.213995266
john cena keeps getting acting roles and is worth like 100,000,000 dollars
anthony bourdain is getting eaten by earthworms and his soul is burning in hell for an eternity
Anonymous No.213995326
>>213994413 (OP)
Anonymous No.213995333 >>213995346 >>213995467
>>213995019
>Fishing, hunting, woodworking, lifting, Bible study, etc
Do zoomers realize they're just going through the same artofmanliness fedora LARP that will eventually culminate in "manhood is washing your balls with whiskey soap"?
Anonymous No.213995346 >>213995683 >>213997368
>>213995333
You lost. Trump won.
Anonymous No.213995357 >>213995492
>Get a real hobby, like fishing
Anonymous No.213995358
>>213994585
>00:38
Accurate representation of my shit when I drink 3+ cups of real coffee and not the sugar shit sold to white women.
Anonymous No.213995369
>>213994585
>buying stuff is a hobby
It isn't. You are just a gay guy.
Anonymous No.213995453
>>213994413 (OP)
Big Autism John
Anonymous No.213995454
>>213995093
nice anon
Anonymous No.213995467 >>213995683 >>213997368
>>213995333
Don't forget to inject your daily dose of estrogen and wash the hole and dilate.
Anonymous No.213995480
>>213994413 (OP)
does this nigga know a flat white is an american invention to begin with
Anonymous No.213995492
>>213995357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbrcEs9UzBU
Anonymous No.213995533
>>213994585
not gonna lie. thats sick looking grinder.
>>213995079
this, shit was seethourgh
Anonymous No.213995536
I drink 30-40 grams of moccona instant black a day
Anonymous No.213995548
I just drink my coffee black and I don't give a shit. I have a $200 coffee machine that does expressos, steamed milk, cappucinos and all sorts of other shit and I just put two scoops of generic walmart brand coffee in and brew it and drink it like that.
Anonymous No.213995622 >>214001514
>>213994585
Alchemists made homunculus using the same exact method and ingredients.
Amazing.
Anonymous No.213995650
>>213995019
Bravo! Masterful trolling. Hobby comes from a child's hobby horse. As in an activity done for enjoyment.
Anonymous No.213995683
>>213995346
>>213995467
You're just proving that you're a dweeb posturing what you think masculinity should be because it's not something innate to your being. Your metamorphing into a numale and you don't even know it yet. You will be balding putting essential oils in your beard because this is THE. SHIT. MEN. JUST. DO.
Anonymous No.213995708
>>213995106
No he's not. I'm sure you won't provide proof of your claim and just seethe some more about muh celebrities
Anonymous No.213995833 >>213996025
A lot of coffee people are pretentious douches, who pay way too much for a bunch of shit that doesn’t matter enough to notice.
That said, his larger point is a flat white is a specific thing. It’s like ordering a T-bone steak and getting a rib eye. You’d say no this is wrong give me what I ordered. But if you order a flat white and get a latte you are a snob for saying it is wrong and want it remade.
It’s mostly a thing because so many shitty coffee shops survive by normies who just want to be seen a coffee lover. Or like he said, they are a good food place that also has an espresso machine.
Anonymous No.213995839
>>213994559
My problem is my passion is being a pathetic creep
Anonymous No.213995914
>>213994585
>regular coffee
:|
>japanese tea
:O
Anonymous No.213995986
>>213994413 (OP)
Bourdain was acting the same about food, and thought he was smarter than coffee people because he didn't like coffee, but couldn't see the obvious hypocrisy. He was a fucking loser. I don't even like coffee.
Anonymous No.213996025 >>213996177
>>213995833
>But if you order a flat white and get a latte you are a snob for saying it is wrong and want it remade
It's the difference between tasting coffee and being handed a cup of milk. It matters.
Anonymous No.213996054
>>213994424
what is google?
Anonymous No.213996103 >>213996454
I've been drinking coffee since I was 12 years old and I've never needed anything more than coffee grounds out of a tin can made black.
Anonymous No.213996177 >>213996347
>>213996025
Yeah that’s the point I was saying. If a place messes up a coffee order you are a snob for saying so. If a steakhouse messes up your cut of meat then they are a shitty steakhouse.
Anonymous No.213996217
Would he prefer some bing chilling instead?
Anonymous No.213996219
Shouldn't coffee all be the same standard? If you go to a coffee shop you should know what you are getting. There is no reason to have a million different subpar versions of these drinks. In Italy anywhere you go it's the same.
Anonymous No.213996226 >>213996271 >>213997412
>>213994585
>feels like I'm doing a science project
So why not just learn science and make science your hobby?
Anonymous No.213996230
>>213995192
>high IQ about stuff.
high IQ about how creamy certain milk is?
Anonymous No.213996236
>>213994559
Its fucking bean water dude
Anonymous No.213996271
>>213996226
As someone learning calculus, it is difficult to hold your attention with mental effort.
Anonymous No.213996323 >>213997250
Melbourne? Really?
Anonymous No.213996347
>>213996177
Sorry, I’m retarded and I think I mashed your post with another I read and misread your intention.
Anonymous No.213996387 >>213996847 >>214001738
>>213994585
>some third worlder harvest the coffee under slave-like conditions
>their country has to sell all the best beans to first world countries
>some faggot with a fake job buys the coffee just to do some pretentious shit with it to post on reddit and fill the void of his existence
>third worlder drinks terrible coffee that tastes like dirt because that's what they can afford
the cycle of life! isn't it beautiful?
Anonymous No.213996436 >>213996505 >>214002766 >>214004531
Anonymous No.213996454
>>213996103
it's not about what you need. you only need 8 hours of sleep, not a substance. the difference between good coffee and bad coffee is hundreds and hundreds of millions of miles.
Anonymous No.213996505
>>213996436
Why you turn him into shrek
Anonymous No.213996535
>>213994585
>buy my product
Anonymous No.213996572 >>214001514
>>213995019
You're the other side of the same tranny coin. You think certain actions and activities will make you "manly" and so you do them because you're so desperate to be perceived that way. You fail to understand that the larp only makes you stand out more. Your fishing pole and sander will never make you more manly than the fat middle aged dad who lets his daughter paint his nails while they watch frozen together
Anonymous No.213996599 >>213996704
>>213994768
Read The Charisma Myth
Anonymous No.213996623
>>213994424
Why would they fetch a crummy pail of water?
Anonymous No.213996638
>>213994413 (OP)
I'm personally only ever a coffee snob because of how fucking expensive everything is. If I'm paying $6+ for a goddamn coffee, it better taste right.

I have a nice coffee machine at home and use good beans. There's really no reason to go out for coffee at this point.
Anonymous No.213996639 >>213999097
>>213994413 (OP)
What a distinguished gentleman
Anonymous No.213996670 >>213996772 >>213997050
>>213994413 (OP)
>>213994559
>>213994585
What even is the point of coffee? I hate it. It gives you the shits i dont want to run to the bathroom each time drinking this bitter concoction. And ending up with a nasty breath

Which is why i stick with redbull
Anonymous No.213996704 >>213997009
>>213996599
the synopsis reads like "how to act like a sociopath"
Anonymous No.213996714
>>213994782
By being (((hollywood's))) bitch again
Anonymous No.213996741 >>213996770
> "Stop liking what I don't like"

This is you. Why?
Anonymous No.213996770 >>213999975 >>214000945 >>214004610
>>213996741
Because you guys bullied me for liking what you didn't like when growing up, and I've internalized years of abuse.
Anonymous No.213996772 >>213997109
>>213996670
You think that because you've only had dogshit coffee. There are exceptionally good stuff out there where it tastes just perfect, and you don't need to have sensitive palate to notice it.
Anonymous No.213996811
>>213994525
Same as Cody Rhodes, to present himself as classier than the term "wrestler" people automatically assume of the name
Anonymous No.213996847
>>213996387
I live in the third world and you guys are not getting the best beans lol
Anonymous No.213996853 >>213998516 >>214000015
The only thing where I'm a coffee snob is my experience in the US where they're like 30 years behind. While everyone in civilized Europe has either a machine that grinds beans or some kind of Nespresso, Americans are still using drip coffee makers like some goddamn ghetto neanderthals. Embarrassing.

Oh and what they call espresso coffee is a quart gallon cup with 5% coffee and 95% sugar milk. These people are animals. Fat, disgusting animals.
Anonymous No.213996920
>>213995192
>I think he's just Asperger's, socially inept but autistic and high IQ about stuff.
Knowing John's story, I would say he suffers from Hyperfocus which is a type of autism.
Anonymous No.213996991 >>214002230 >>214002933
>>213994525
>Why does he only wear 3-piece suits now?
Its the official dress code for all WWE wrestlers when not in the ring. They want them to look more professional when seen at airports, on talk shows, etc. If it is a really informal tv show or podcast they may dress casual, but suit culture is extremely ingrained in modern pro wrestling for the past decade or so.

Cena is a big enough talent to not need to do this, but suits still work with his personal "brand" so no need to change it up.
Anonymous No.213997009
>>213996704
You can either hope that one day you'll finally subconsciously pick up on how to be confident and charismatic or just accept that you're missing some tools and you have to study and practice them. The book doesn't teach you how to fake things like presence and confidence, if you do it right it teaches you how to do things like genuinely understand how you're perceived and manage your anxiety.
Anonymous No.213997043
anyone else who quit caffeine but still drinks decaf because they just like the taste of coffee?
Anonymous No.213997050 >>213997102
>>213996670
It tastes good. To me. I like it.
I also don’t like Red Bull. What’s the point of Red Bull?
Anonymous No.213997102
>>213997050
>What’s the point of Red Bull?
It's a good identifier of retards.
Anonymous No.213997109 >>213997239 >>213997455
>>213996772
This bullshit is just elitism.
You think God, when He sat down and made the universe, decided, "The more expensive and complicated something is, the better it will be!"
Just because you're an uppity cunt who buys whacky chemistry set bullshit doesn't make it good. You're just a pompous douche who enjoys the taste of spending money on placebo faggotry.
If I charged you 40 dollars to fart in your coffee you'd spin some pseud bullshit about how the subtle aroma of poop and balls brings out the nuttiness of the beans.
Anonymous No.213997126
>>213994585
People like this are hated because it never ends here. They can't control themselves. They will tell newcomers to a hobby that they need to buy mountains of expensive gear that is only sold in some niche japanese shop or something, and anything less is just "passable I guess, but...". They pollute literally every hobby and even activities that shouldn't be hobbies (I found out there's a shaving community, for example).
Anonymous No.213997135 >>213997397 >>213997497 >>214000555
>>213994424
stomp clap hey band
Anonymous No.213997166 >>213999015
>basing your personality on coffee is so lame and gay, base your personality on brownoid street food slop instead
Bourdain is in hell right now waiting 20 minutes for a coffee that will be served to him by a man-bun hipster while he watches his 45 year old girlfriend rub herself on a 17 year old in front of him
Anonymous No.213997193
>>213994413 (OP)
Bourdain got cucked and cut himself to death. The one that's miserable is not coffee nerds, it's him.
Anonymous No.213997213
>>213994413 (OP)
this is so unbelievably gay
Anonymous No.213997239
>>213997109
Expensive doesn't necessarily mean better and there are tons of scam places that will charge exorbitant prices for middling products. That doesn't mean there aren't good stuff out there, and you've only had absolute bottom-of-the-barrel bad coffees.
Anonymous No.213997250
>>213996323
Yes, Australians are massive coffee snobs, on the same level as Italians maybe even more, there are cafe's absolutely everywhere
Anonymous No.213997368 >>213997384 >>213997417 >>213997493 >>213997621 >>213997818 >>214003181
>>213995019
>>213995164
>>213995346
>>213995467
>t.
Anonymous No.213997384
>>213997368
kek
Anonymous No.213997397
>>213997135
Stomp clap hey was comfy and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't
Anonymous No.213997407
>>213994413 (OP)
There's fundamentally no difference between being a coffee fag and caring a little too much about sushi and tamagochi and what have you. That's why people dunk on Bourdain because he's so snooty about food and travel while being a dismissive ass about shit he doesn't care about
Anonymous No.213997412
>>213996226
too dumb
they just like to pretend they are scientist
Anonymous No.213997417
>>213997368
I've worked with a bunch of these
Anonymous No.213997428
>>213994585
this coffee looks disgusting
Anonymous No.213997454 >>213997515 >>213997563
>>213994585
Siphon does make the best budget brew coffee. It's got the control thanks to the setup to let you extract a lot more than most setups, the design prevents the soot most hate about French press, and it gets way more coffee oil than other setups. It does look wild tho
Anonymous No.213997455
>>213997109
You're a fucking idiot
Anonymous No.213997459
>>213994585
>>213995019
>Male hobbies are meant to be utilitarian or serve a purpose
>Bible study
Jewish mind control
Anonymous No.213997493 >>213997760 >>214001819
>>213997368
This is my step brother to a T
The funny part is that he's also the ONLY person I know who does the soi face, and he does it in absolutely every single photo (he also takes a lot of selfies)
He's a really sweet guy but holy shit he's a walking meme
Anonymous No.213997497 >>214001306 >>214001820
>>213997135
give me one song they made with stomp, clap or hey
Anonymous No.213997515
>>213997454
It looks like complete crap
Anonymous No.213997558
>>213994585
Okay. Now THIS is epic.
Anonymous No.213997563 >>213997586 >>213997610
>>213997454
what's the difference with my grandma coffee maker?
Anonymous No.213997586
>>213997563
it gives money to jews and will be soon obsolete
Anonymous No.213997610
>>213997563
Nothing, they're both shit and make shit coffee
Anonymous No.213997621
>>213997368
>leftoid meme was actually made by a far right Nazi mocking normgroid conservatives
Anonymous No.213997760 >>213997884 >>213998053 >>214001860
>>213997493
Is your step brother going to a heckin based MANLY retreat anytime soon?
Anonymous No.213997818
>>213997368
More like the 30 year old manly leftist.
Anonymous No.213997865
>>213994424
A sitcom from the 70's.
Anonymous No.213997884 >>213998213
>>213997760
what the fuck is wrong with American men
Anonymous No.213997921
>>213994413 (OP)
what a fag. bet he'd love if his barista jerked off in his latte too
Anonymous No.213997923 >>213998187
>>213994413 (OP)
Kek. I swear he alternates personality to match whatever media he's doing. Right there he's doing the John Cena's House Rules from Total Divas version of himself.
Anonymous No.213997931 >>213998037 >>213998101 >>213998555 >>213998917 >>213999712 >>214001082 >>214001734 >>214002042 >>214005366 >>214005613
Be honest. Is coffee something you actually enjoy, or is it just a fashion statement? I like coffee to a degree. Starbucks just boggles my mind with its popularity. It's overpriced and sub-par. The best cup of coffee I've ever had was whatever brand BK had in the 2000's. BK Joe, maybe? Just as-is, no cream or sugar.
Anonymous No.213998037
>>213997931
I enjoy it for 2 reasons
First, I just sort of operate at a natural 4/10 intensity so it helps me be a little more, y'know, up
Secondly I generally like more bitter stuff and genuinely enjoy the taste of black coffee
Anonymous No.213998053 >>213998119 >>213998153
>>213997760
what the fuck is this gay shit?
Anonymous No.213998089
>>213994559
Caring about things makes you a simp
Anonymous No.213998101
>>213997931
yes, it's an acquired taste and it may be the moment I love more than the taste, being the first one in the morning, or the one at the end of lunch, I don't know
Anonymous No.213998119
>>213998053
MANLY retreat for MANLY MEN
https://culturacolectiva.com/en/entertainment/all-kings-retreat-viral/
Anonymous No.213998153
>>213998053
That's what happens after it rains men.
Anonymous No.213998186
>>213994413 (OP)
Very nice. Now post him kowtowing to the Chinese People for implying that Taiwan is real, tears in his eyes.
Anonymous No.213998187 >>213999038
>>213997923
>I swear he alternates personality to match whatever media he's doing
Yes anon that is how the world works. Here he is doing an interview for Bon Apetit magazine and is therefore beig a smug fag talking about food
Anonymous No.213998197 >>213998406
>>213994413 (OP)
coffee w milk?
pussy
Anonymous No.213998213
>>213997884
Said the coward who wouldn't dare name his country
Anonymous No.213998376
*pained expression* "napkin"
Anonymous No.213998387
>>213994413 (OP)
He’s right though desu. Flat whites are amazing when done correctly and you have to experience the difference. Most shops can’t do it right
Anonymous No.213998406 >>213999910
>>213998197
black coffee grinds up your guts
Anonymous No.213998454 >>213998877
>>213994424

Mumford's son here. What the fuck is a zoomer?
Anonymous No.213998516
>>213996853

I love my chemex. I like the ritual of making it, the simplicity, and the taste. I also like the French press which I use on weekends.
Anonymous No.213998519
>>213994413 (OP)
Nobody outside of California, and Seattle, knows, or cares, who Bourdain is.
Anonymous No.213998555 >>213998841
>>213997931

I love coffee. I drink it constantly. At work, I drink it to stay alert but I will make it or go get some as an excuse to get away from everyone for a bit.
Anonymous No.213998769
>>213994585
I can tell this guy is an obese weakling just from his hands.
Anonymous No.213998841 >>213998998
>>213998555
>I love coffee. I drink it constantly.
Sip some water every now and again.
Anonymous No.213998877
>>213998454
Metroid enemy.
Anonymous No.213998917
>>213997931
i have had 2 coffees a day for 20 years straight so i think so
Anonymous No.213998977 >>214001606 >>214004721 >>214005267
i didn't realize john cena was so autistic about coffee

any other videos about celebrities with oddly obsessive interests
Anonymous No.213998998
>>213998841
Coffee has water
Anonymous No.213999002
>>213994826
it should have been a *double* shot you fucking man-ape. get back to your scam center, youve been allowed too much daylight already
Anonymous No.213999015
>>213997166
>Bourdain is in hell right now waiting 20 minutes for a coffee that will be served to him by a man-bun hipster while he watches his 45 year old girlfriend rub herself on a 17 year old in front of him
lmao
Anonymous No.213999038
>>213998187
Naw. You've not seen him doing different stuff. He acts like a weird robot on Total Divas. Then he's an everyman working joe when talking about wrestling. A comedian on talk shows and so on. It's not like McConaughey or Nic Cage or someone having a personality with interests. It's all just different acts.
Anonymous No.213999068
>have a bing chilling
>have two
Anonymous No.213999097 >>213999286 >>214005122 >>214006471
>>213996639
These guys are cool. I wish the one time I was forced to interact with a downie that he could have been this cool. Instead he was an asshole who played the retard card to get away with anything he wanted
Anonymous No.213999115
>>213994413 (OP)
I hate this roided up nigga like you wouldn’t believe
Anonymous No.213999150
yikes
Anonymous No.213999162 >>214006225
>>213994690
>be a coffee snob
>base your perceived superiority on flat whites.
This would be like if you were a wine snob and had ever only drunk wine coolers.
Anonymous No.213999286 >>213999349
>>213999097
i have never even said hello to a downs syndromer
Anonymous No.213999349
>>213999286
The nice ones are really nice but the mean ones are really frustrating cause there's absolutely nothing you can do about it without becoming known as the guy who picks on retards
Anonymous No.213999370 >>213999392 >>214001648
>>213994413 (OP)
I've had good and shit coffee. There's a huge difference black but next to no difference if you fill it full of milk and sugar
Anonymous No.213999392
>>213999370
>t. never had a good latte
Anonymous No.213999499
>>213994413 (OP)
i had a few coffee snob phases but they always ended with me just buying the least expensive jug of cold brew i could find at the grocery store and just drinking that as-is
Anonymous No.213999579
Do coffee and tea people not notice their breath fucking stinks? Nobody needs more than one or two cups a day either you weird cunts.
Anonymous No.213999712 >>214000974 >>214001082
>>213997931
I don't drink coffee because I don't want to be dependent on it
Anonymous No.213999887
>>213994413 (OP)
this guy is one of these three things, either
>closeted gay
>pedo
>alien
he isnt human. this nigga is fake as fuck.
Anonymous No.213999910
>>213998406
Huh? Have been drinking it for years and haven't had an issue. Actually prefer it
Anonymous No.213999975
>>213996770
this is legit why i hate stuff too anon.
Anonymous No.214000015
>>213996853
the only proper coffee is pour over, everything else is a construction.
Anonymous No.214000134
>>213994826
You have no respect for coffee, get the fuck off my board.
Anonymous No.214000381
>>213994782
Because he always does exactly what he's told to do and never questions it.
Like learning Chinese.
Anonymous No.214000391
>try cheap coffee
>its bitter dirt water
>try expensive coffee
>its bitter dirt water
Niggas buy 5000$ machines for that
Anonymous No.214000420
>>213995224
It was introduced, like tea to make workers more efficient.
Anonymous No.214000475
>>213995110
fr fr no cap!
Anonymous No.214000555
>>213997135
kek
Anonymous No.214000610
>>213994457
Your time is up
Anonymous No.214000642 >>214000863 >>214001341
>>213994413 (OP)
People who have used steroids should not be allowed to express their opinion
Anonymous No.214000666
>>213994413 (OP)
Humiliation ritual.
Anonymous No.214000863
>>214000642
>steroids bad (but use em if you want to look like me)
>be a man (wear a tu tu for jewish bankers)
>be a good citizen (China number 1!)
John Cena is the definition of a fucking faggot.
Anonymous No.214000919
Cena is a like a real life Doc Savage.
Anonymous No.214000940
>>213995106
Cena is a very very cultured man based on everything we've seen of him
Anonymous No.214000945
>>213996770
Carry on, then.
Anonymous No.214000974
>>213999712
Go upstairs and have your mom make you a cup to try. You might like it.
Anonymous No.214001042 >>214001155
>>213994585
All that and it ends up like a see through cup of coffee from a muttland diner
Anonymous No.214001082 >>214001202
>>213997931
>Is coffee something you actually enjoy
I only buy decaf beans to make at home.

>>213999712
There's always decaf, but you have to actually like the taste of coffee to bother.
Anonymous No.214001155
>>214001042
That looked like a pretty light roast.
Anonymous No.214001202 >>214005915
>>214001082
>I only buy decaf beans to make at home.
Does it change the flavor depending on how finely they're ground?
Anonymous No.214001215
>>213994413 (OP)
Someone who's trying to look intelligent and use words like accoutrement should avoid the phrase "how I can be like"
Anonymous No.214001306
>>213997497
Anonymous No.214001341 >>214001374 >>214003113
>>214000642
Eh. Every fitness guy ever uses them. The ones that admit it will generally have some good advice about training. The others are going to bullshit you about chicken and rice.
Anonymous No.214001374 >>214001404
>>214001341
Mr. Rogers never used steroids.
Anonymous No.214001404 >>214001707
>>214001374
Mr Rogers votes for Democrats
Anonymous No.214001435 >>214001558
There is something so incredibly irritating about John Cena. His wholesome sophisticated persona seems incredibly performative, almost like he’s overcompensating for being known for fucking wrestling.
Anonymous No.214001514
>>213996572
Truth Nuclear Bomb

>>213995622
Thought it involved more semen and chicken eggs
femanon !M6R0eWkIpk No.214001515
>>213994413 (OP)
but is coffee good for you tho??
Anonymous No.214001534
>>213994413 (OP)
hes such a faggot jfc
Anonymous No.214001555
>>213994585
>spending 10 minutes preparing a drink that’s almost indistinguishable from just pouring boiled water onto instant powder
>”hobby”
Jesus Christ man.
Anonymous No.214001558 >>214001676
>>214001435
better than the rock in that regard
Anonymous No.214001579
>>213994413 (OP)
>le petit cafΓ© is un accoutrΓ©ment
lmaoooooo
Anonymous No.214001581
>>213994768
Are you handsome, 6’1, jacked, and rich? These are very important when it comes to being accepted as a sperg.
Anonymous No.214001606
>>213998977
He might have been an autist before but I think once you hit a certain point of wealth you just become an autist about whatever interest you. You don’t have to worry about money or have a shitload more free time so you need something to fill the void. It’s either take a bunch of drugs and go crazy or become really specific about coffee/wine/clothes/cars/etc
Anonymous No.214001648
>>213999370
THIS lmaooo this blue-costumed steroided nigga is full of flate whites
Anonymous No.214001676
>>214001558
Yeah, all wrestlers who have become actors are insufferable. Batista might be the worst.
Anonymous No.214001707
>>214001404
Anonymous No.214001734
>>213997931
Been drinking it consistently since I was about 8, it was something I had once and immediately knew I wanted more. Been drinking it for nearly 30 years.
Anonymous No.214001738
>>213996387
got to love it
Anonymous No.214001756
>>213994424
I'm going to stomp clap hey your face.
Anonymous No.214001819
>>213997493
FYI I have seen, on the regular safespaces, many (MANY) of these manly dudebro transitioning in their late thirties, just sayin.. they first repress as much as possible but it's so transparent, so yeah, be ready for the eventual adoption of colored fingernails, pinkcolored beard etc.
Anonymous No.214001820 >>214005983
>>213997497
first 3 seconds, not even mumford & sons
https://youtu.be/ghb6eDopW8I
Anonymous No.214001860
>>213997760
>being caressed by hoomans while being into a warm bath and into a relaxed state of felicity
I'll get a boner the whole time lmao
Anonymous No.214002008 >>214002129
Anonymous No.214002042 >>214003810 >>214005259
>>213997931
i drink pour over every day in the same way the british drink tea. I drink it at breakfast, for a sit down, for lunch, after dinner, etc. i started drinking it specifically without sugar/milk/etc as a way to lose weight. but i just drink it for fun now. it tastes really good if you do it right, and it stimulates me. i like caffeine
Anonymous No.214002129 >>214004200 >>214005008
>>214002008
>liberal scoffs at any level of reverence for anything western
>applies absolute prostrate reverence for everything foreign including fast food fish on rice

many many such cases
Anonymous No.214002230
>>213996991
That neck tattoo really screams professional.
Anonymous No.214002240 >>214002948 >>214004129
>>213995019
Fishing is not a hobby
Doing an actual job for fun will never be a hobby. You are just a lesser man than the actual workers of that job.
Imagine telling a girl. "Yeah I just sit on a computer programming for two hours every day"
"So you like just work, like for free"
"Yeah that's my hobby"
It's stupid. Hope one day people realize how stupid it is.
Anonymous No.214002673
>>213994585
>Admits it doesn't taste better than normal coffee but he just thinks it's fun to make
What's the problem here?
Anonymous No.214002702
>>213994424
nigger music
Anonymous No.214002766
>>213996436
the bolts go in the neck you philistine
Anonymous No.214002804
>>213994585
>Coffee autists do this every morning just to drink coffee
Anonymous No.214002825 >>214003073
Anonymous No.214002933
>>213996991
>finally gets a break and pushed as the main eventer
>gets a fucking retarded neck tattoo
Vince was right to bury the Rhodes family
Anonymous No.214002948
>>214002240
bad b8 m8, please put some effort
Anonymous No.214003073 >>214003093
>>214002825
Anonymous No.214003093
>>214003073
David Lynch was right, this is art
Anonymous No.214003113
>>214001341
>Every fitness guy ever uses them
not true
Anonymous No.214003181
>>213997368
This is juat Infrahaz.
Anonymous No.214003456
>John Cena was filmed eating cooked crickets, or chapulines, on stage with James Gunn at a DC Studios panel during CCXP Mexico in June 2025, as part of an event to promote the DC Universe. The incident was a reference to eating crickets in Mexico and was captured in several videos and social media posts.

>John Cena raped Alex Riley
https://youtu.be/SrMWAmd447c?t=1623
Anonymous No.214003508
>>213994424
a small local hardware store
Anonymous No.214003601
>>213994585
GET BETTER HOBBIES YOU SOI C U C K, WHILE YOU BREWED THIS COFFEE I FUCKED YOUR GF CAUSE SHE IS INTO DUDES WHO DO MARTIAL ARTS AND RIDE KAWASAKI INSTEAD OF OBSESSING AND PRETENDING TO BE A HECKING SOIENCIST
Anonymous No.214003810 >>214006664
>>214002042
>pic
...help a brother out
Anonymous No.214004129
>>214002240
I program games in my spare time, it's fun. Much more fun than the programming I need to do for my job.
Anonymous No.214004172
its just yuppie shit to think they are better than everyone
Anonymous No.214004180
>>213994768
its not autism, its pretense.
Anonymous No.214004200
>>214002129
>openly wishing death on two men because he didn't like the way they ate sushi
>ended up roping in a French hotel
Anonymous No.214004269
>>213995039
based sandwich homos poster.
Anonymous No.214004291 >>214005118
>>213995246
Can you be based anda sellout at the same time?
John Smith No.214004362
>>213994413 (OP)
Hey look!
It's the bing chilling guy!!
Anonymous No.214004419
>>213994585
>it's like doing a heckin science project!!!
Anonymous No.214004465
>>213994585
this is the worst editing i've ever seen. i can't read the text and view the video simultaneously. fuck genz
Anonymous No.214004469 >>214004807
>>213994585
Wow and I thought Tim and Eric made coffee look cringe.
Anonymous No.214004531 >>214004966
>>213996436
Frankenstein is the name of the doctor, not the monster.
Anonymous No.214004610
>>213996770
Uh but you aren't interacting with any of the people that bothered you here or likely at all anymore so whats the point?
Anonymous No.214004675 >>214004812
>>213995107
kind of a cope, to 99% of people hes gonna look way better with dyed hair
Anonymous No.214004721
>>213998977
Robert Pattinson. He's a wannabe final fantasy 7 fan and somehow thinks that aerith is a thief. Similarly retarded like Cena thinking that a flat white is a good way to judge coffee shops.
Anonymous No.214004757
You usually don't need to order before knowing if a place is coffee first, there are a lot of dead giveaways (superautomatic machines, sizing options etc.). I find a flat white is still too milky and only tastes good if they're using a darker roast to punch the flavor through. Cappuccinos are great although he's correct that it's a fast drink. For me, the best a cafe can offer are pour overs with bean options.
Anonymous No.214004766
>>213994585
Is this a shittier version of the breaking bad setup? That Gale used?
Anonymous No.214004776
>>213994413 (OP)
based
this triggers the chud
Anonymous No.214004807
>>214004469
Cappuccana
Anonymous No.214004812
>>214004675
Norm Macdonalds looked similarly retarded. You're over 60. You're fake brown hair is crazily distracting.
Anonymous No.214004870
>>213994559
dangerously based, they might try to eliminate you
Anonymous No.214004917
>>213994413 (OP)
>mmm just like I like it, a bold CCP after birth with just a hint of Xi’s Asian pubes. Perfecto!
Anonymous No.214004920
>>213994585
anyone who says that isn’t cool as fuck is lying
Anonymous No.214004963
>>213995019
>gatekeeping men out of the coffee fandom
you are a repressed homosexual
Anonymous No.214004966
>>214004531
If you read the book. Dr. Frankenstein is the real monster. It's unironically too deep for you
Anonymous No.214005008
>>214002129
>applies absolute prostrate reverence for everything foreign including fast food fish on rice
This is very common on 4chan. You don't see all the retards defending anything from Japan or Japan itself all the time here?
Anonymous No.214005073
>>213994559
That's what Osama told his suicide pilots.
Anonymous No.214005118
>>214004291
Sure, money makes the world go round
Anonymous No.214005122 >>214005165 >>214005241
>>213999097
>retard card to get away with anything he wanted

a lot of retards do this unironically. its the closet guys can get to the easy mode of life that females are on
Anonymous No.214005165
>>214005122
I will never forgive Hollywood for making Ariana famous and letting VJ fade into obscurity.
Anonymous No.214005199
>>213994428
Its like $5K. Its not that expensive
Anonymous No.214005222
>>213994413 (OP)
This is gayer than that gay orgy scene he did
Anonymous No.214005241
>>214005122
Anonymous No.214005242
>>213994559
Anonymous No.214005259 >>214006664
>>214002042
can i get sauce on that pic? she looks just like my friend's sister and i need to download her entire body of work immediately but yandex isn't giving me shit
Anonymous No.214005267
>>213998977
Paris hilton tinkers with electronics and fixes radios and sound systems.
Anonymous No.214005285
black coffee is best coffee
Anonymous No.214005297
>>213994413 (OP)
ESPRESSO MACCHIATO MACCHIATO MACCHIATO
Anonymous No.214005366
>>213997931
I became a coffee snob and consider eating a chore

It don't even drink regular coffee from anywhere anymore because it tastes so shitty
Anonymous No.214005613
>>213997931
The older I get the more I like bitter things and less I like sweet things. So I stay away from Starbucks and just make my own at home.
Anonymous No.214005694
>>213994585
That shit is way too clear, he did not make that right
Anonymous No.214005697
Just order a cappucino you fag.
Anonymous No.214005877 >>214006159
Work at starbucks and legit don't know wtf a cappucino is, they tell me it's just foamed milk in the entire cup but apparently it would be a tall latte with some foam on top
Anonymous No.214005915
>>214001202
Your grind size and accompanying steep time will change everything about your cup.
If you're asking why I said what I said, I meant I do in fact enjoy the taste of coffee and to the point where I buy decaf because I'd otherwise be cracked out on a caffeine high 24/7.
Anonymous No.214005983
>>214001820
This is the only song like this I've ever liked, and I really liked it the first time I heard it. I would probably still really like it if I wasn't so poisoned against the wave this rode in on.
I don't think it's entirely fair to lump this in with all the other stomp clap hey, though. There's a solid indie rock sound here that everything else lacks. In fact, I think some of the reason I like it is there's a tinge of 2004-2007 Modest Mouse in there.
Anonymous No.214006082 >>214006137 >>214006147
Theres somthing gay about this white phenotype. I dont know how else to explain it. Its like 1950s back from WW2 fuck the milk delivery man up the arse gay. Its like got stationed in france and got your ass tickled for the first time by a parisean pervert and came back to USA to do closeted weird european fag shit gay. Its some kind of took a 1960s t-bird got a malted milkshake and a cheeseberg delux and got a handjob by a dude gay.
Its Silent Generation faggotry i guess.
Anonymous No.214006089
>>213994585
People who get mad at this are just jealous because they've never committed themselves to anything and have no strong passions in life and/or are just brokies
Anonymous No.214006130
>>213994702
the fuck is carey mulligan?
Anonymous No.214006137 >>214006247
>>214006082
We get it you watched a lot of jewish anti-1950s propaganda flicks
Anonymous No.214006147
>>214006082
insightful post
Anonymous No.214006159
>>214005877
In burgerland when I worked at a starcucks a cappuccino was half foam and milk and a shot, a latte was all steamed milk with little foam.
No one appeared to know this back then so people would ask for a cappuccino then come back complaining it was half empty.
Anonymous No.214006224 >>214006262
>>213994413 (OP)
>I can already tell this coffee is bad because they gave me too much

And I can already tell you’re a retard.
Anonymous No.214006225 >>214006324
>>213999162
>anon is unaware that professional chefs use egg preparation in this way
Anonymous No.214006247
>>214006137
How so? For saying that this facial feature screams closetfag? Theres something about this type of face that is incredibly faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n9Gb0nSQr4
Anonymous No.214006261
>>213994585
this reminds me of a coffee thread where some turkish guy showed what they actually use in turkey and it was some plastic jug with two bare electrodes insides that zapped the shit out of the water to boil it
Anonymous No.214006262
>>214006224
was it your intent to immediately reveal yourself to be an idiot?
Anonymous No.214006282 >>214006371
I'm 33 and I've never had a cup of coffee in my life. And I don't replace it with energy drinks or soda or something, so that I'm still intaking tons of caffeine. Pretty much the only liquids I have are milk and water. Considering that pretty much every adult in the world drinks coffee from being a teenager, I guess this is just another autistic outlier that explains why I've made literally nothing of my 33 years of life
Anonymous No.214006298
What a buncha queers just go to Starbucks like a real man
Anonymous No.214006324
>>214006225
nta but do they really? because ive seen both that marco guy and the other hells kitchen guy make eggs and it looked like retarded bullshit i wouldnt eat for free when i could make better ones in 15 seconds

it seems more like a test where if you think you can really "chef" your way into reinvented scrambled eggs youre just a retard or only doing it for the camera
Anonymous No.214006329
>>213994413 (OP)
>John Cena
>Flat White
I get it!
Anonymous No.214006337
>>213994413 (OP)
This is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever watched.
Anonymous No.214006358
>>213994413 (OP)
Is he doing a bit here?
Anonymous No.214006371
>>214006282
im the same but actually do take caffeine and caffeine pills and think energy drinks are a waste of money normally but i have a good life. looks like your mistake was not drinking a white monster from time to time. you could have been somebody anon
Anonymous No.214006417 >>214006549
His whole career is a personality crisis. He not only ruined WWE with his wigger persona but did it worse than Mark Walberg. He then goes to learn full on chinkspeak and cuck out for china. Get naked in front of people to present an award.
This guy is one of the biggest fuckin tools in the toolshed. He hates himself, has no pride in being white and is a anti-natalist. He does not want to reproduce his genes because he hates himself and his 1950s fuck the milkman up the arse from comming back from WW2 face
Anonymous No.214006471
>>213999097
Remember Jefftowne? A lot of them play that card
Anonymous No.214006472
>>213994413 (OP)
is John Cena autistic?
Anonymous No.214006480
He has that gay tim walz face i dont know how to explain.
Anonymous No.214006549
>>214006417
>He then goes to learn full on chinkspeak and cuck out for china
When I tell someone who doesn't know about 'Bing Chillin' they don't believe it is not AI, because no way it is real.
Anonymous No.214006585
>Male hobbies are meant to be utilitarian or serve a purpose
Anonymous No.214006664 >>214006692
>>214003810
>>214005259
Dia MIller, i like her, she's a good whore
Anonymous No.214006692 >>214006989
>>214006664
she looks like a gender bendt sam rockwell in this
Anonymous No.214006827
A "flat white" is a relatively recent drink when you think of the history of coffee, so personally I believe it's a poor marker to judge the quality of a coffee shop against.
Anonymous No.214006989
>>214006692
Anonymous No.214007370
>herp derp look at me judging the quality of coffee drinking this double espresso with a shit ton of milk.