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Anonymous No.213995148 >>213995298 >>213995332 >>213995348 >>213995403 >>213995443 >>213995567 >>213995655 >>213995728 >>213995877 >>213996007 >>213996117 >>213996186 >>213997694 >>213997938 >>213998549 >>214000925 >>214000953 >>214000963 >>214001181 >>214001386 >>214001387 >>214001810 >>214002322 >>214002845 >>214002938 >>214003266 >>214004598 >>214005668 >>214005897
Why do youtube video essays suck so bad?
Anonymous No.213995298
>>213995148 (OP)
horrible thread but i will say that those videos do indeed suck asshole
Anonymous No.213995332 >>213995440 >>213995759 >>213995783 >>214000980
>>213995148 (OP)
It’s even worse when they’re derivatives of nakeyjakey, having that retarded green screen and manner of talking.
Anonymous No.213995348 >>214001159
>>213995148 (OP)
I looked him up and his latest video is him kvetching about nazis. lol
Goddamn is he repulsive to look at. Is he gay? He’s lispy with big DSLs.
Anonymous No.213995398
>people "suddenly" realizing that youtube is shit
>its been shit since it launched
Anonymous No.213995403
>>213995148 (OP)
THERE ARE BLACK PEOPLE
Anonymous No.213995440
>>213995332
that shit is so bad. the purposeful dimwit style of talking. the stupid fucking props and lol so randum xD humor
Anonymous No.213995443 >>213998755 >>214001790
>>213995148 (OP)
It's what happens when you're trying to turn 90 iq normies into an audience, you gotta keep it simple and flashy or else they start watching tiktok because they're bored
Anonymous No.213995525
Because audio is the worst way to communicate ideas, and videos like this are financially incentivized to take as long as possible to get to the point.
Anonymous No.213995567 >>213998801
>>213995148 (OP)
>ironic stach
>holding mic in front of a green screen
I AM SILLY
Anonymous No.213995582
It's easy to take a moral part from a children's show from 20 years ago and drag it out and make it seem super deep and profound. They get money from doing this and the viewers most times are youtube addicts that just constantly need something playing so the longer the video the better.
Anonymous No.213995655 >>213995810 >>214000701
>>213995148 (OP)
Almost every youtube "video essay" (that isn't even what they are, a video essay is when you edit footage together to try and make a point like Koyaanisqatsi, not when you ramble for an hour over let's play footage) is essentially someone summarizing the plot of a movie or game, beat for beat, while mechanically dropping very obvious thematic elements with trendy editing tricks like VHS filters and clicks for dramatic pauses
It's the video equivalent of reading a Wikipedia synopsis after watching a movie so you can be sure you understood it
Anonymous No.213995684 >>213995902 >>213995924 >>213995950 >>213998888 >>213999186 >>213999877 >>214001281 >>214001490 >>214001630 >>214005969
/tv/ approved essayists
>RLM
>Cinemassicre
>Bully Whispers.
>Cineranter
>jenny nicholson
Anonymous No.213995728 >>214000751 >>214000893 >>214001299 >>214002098
>>213995148 (OP)
Idk. I think youtube can be ok.
You get rare reviews with some real heart and soul.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93-_r0w7ykI
>inb4 "this video's too long >:(
>inb4 "this video's about videogames >:O
Anonymous No.213995759 >>214000729
>>213995332
Nakey jakey has some fire banger songs.
Anonymous No.213995764 >>214002176
And that's when... something... interesting... started to... happen

I love you John
Anonymous No.213995783 >>214000729
>>213995332
I can't hate Nakeyjakey. He just tickles something in my brain.
Anonymous No.213995798 >>213995898
video essayists are faggots fr
>8hr long essay on dark souls 2
hmmm maybe get a fucking life faggot
if your opus is critqueing a video game then you are a genetic dead end
Anonymous No.213995810 >>214004826
>>213995655
Ah yes, I wonder which visionary uneducated halfwit first emerged from the post-cultural swamp clutching his retard-tier videothesis like a holy relic to bless us all with this genre of drivel that manages to be both intellectually barren and obscenely pleased with itself.
Anonymous No.213995824
It should be mandated that anyone who criticizes other people's appearance online gets a selfie of him attached with his comment.
Anonymous No.213995832
There's a very low barrier to entry for making them.
Anonymous No.213995836
I know people who watch video essays instead of the movies/games they're talking about.

I hope it's not you, anon
Anonymous No.213995837
For me it's this cringe kino about The Batman, an absolutely awful film, being lauded by these fart sniffing film school rejects as high art.
https://youtu.be/3RbTNG2n00o?si=oG2gCpqKkb51nQx-
Anonymous No.213995877 >>213996101
>>213995148 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP8idVro3ms
Emplemon's video essays are still the best.
Anonymous No.213995898
>>213995798
Not that all youtube "analysts" are good, in fact the majority of them are mediocre-to-bad, and there's so goddamn many of them they drown out the few that have something worthwhile to say
but being a genetic dead end has nothing to do with a person's ability to contribute something worthwhile. Lots of artists, philosophers, etc. etc.
Anonymous No.213995902 >>213995927
>>213995684
Add elephant graveyard
Anonymous No.213995924 >>213996294 >>214001565
>>213995684
/tv/ constantly seethes about RLM, they're hardly "approved'
Anonymous No.213995927 >>213997938
>>213995902
His first video just dunking on Joe was pretty funny but he seems kind of up his own ass with the internet psychologist shit.
Anonymous No.213995950 >>214001731
>>213995684
Running Shine
Anonymous No.213996007
>>213995148 (OP)
why didn't you post a picture of one? the OP image is supposed to be a picture, not another post.
Anonymous No.213996101 >>213996126
Hope you're all looking forward to MauLer's 13+ hour long Star Wars Outlaws video!
>>213995877
His last few have been shit
>society and corporate life is... le heckin' bad!
Anonymous No.213996117
>>213995148 (OP)
let's see...
>take the shittiest form of rhetoric / media, the news report
>have an amateur with no professional training both write and 'direct' it
>he probably hasnt even been through the traditional selection process of education / school quality / time spent cutting his teeth (assuming these still exist) so there's a decent change he's a literal retard
>have him have zero respect for the audience's attention and time (at least news reports have this) and make the report literally ten times longer than it should be
>have the distribution arm youtube reward longer videos / more time spent watching a video by viewers with its payment scheme, potentially ballooning the report further to 20 times its ideal length
wow i wonder what could go wrong how could these things possibly suck
Anonymous No.213996126
>>213996101
I find it fascinating that Mauler can stretch 1 minute of footage into an entire hour of discussion and barely say anything.
sage No.213996186 >>213996253
>>213995148 (OP)
Imagine spending so much time watching this shit that you post about it on 4chan
Anonymous No.213996253 >>213996829
>>213996186
It's a modern reality.
Frankly we should have had an "internet celebrity" board before a v-tuber board.
Anonymous No.213996287
Did something change in the youtube algorithm in the last few days because they’ve suddenly started pushing 1hr+ video essays on me. To the point it fills up 90% of my home page and I’m struggling to even get the odd 10-minute video for a bathroom break anymore.

Apparently there are now 3 separate channels doing hiking / mountaineering disaster videos, all of them 1hr each.
Youtube really has become more of a podcast platform now, where people put these on while they’re cooking, cleaning, on the bus, etc.
Anonymous No.213996294 >>213996386 >>213996410
>>213995924
Plinkett reviews used to be get their own sticky
Anonymous No.213996386
>>213996294
At some point they burned all their credibility
For me it was probably their review of The Force Awakens being too positive and mis-matching how I actually felt about the film.
Anonymous No.213996410
>>213996294
Yeah and SHOOP DA WOOP used to be a meme. I'm talking about modern /tv/
Anonymous No.213996465
I actually enjoyed listening to his entire channel but that's because I was working a soulless factory job whose only saving grace was getting to listen to music with one earbud in. So among a thousand other things I listened to him. I definitely wouldn't do it now that I'm unemployed and have a million better things to do besides just listen to shit.
Anonymous No.213996510
Because most of them think that just retelling the plot withotu adding anything of your own opinion or critique is more then enough.
Anonymous No.213996552 >>213997639
Sounds to me like none of you guys know James Rolfe
Anonymous No.213996566 >>214001003 >>214001038 >>214004592 >>214004876
Genuinely cannot stand the "HOLDING MIC IN FRONT OF GREENSCREEN/WALL" that all E-Celebs use now days

What happened to gold old fashion text and image videos?
Anonymous No.213996829 >>213997609
>>213996253
>Frankly we should have had an "internet celebrity" board before a v-tuber board.
did they add one? i never understood why they didnt have a youtube board.
Anonymous No.213997609
>>213996829
No, there's no youtube/twitch/eceleb board, despite it being 2025.
We have a v-tuber board, which is literally for Japanese youtubers that use virtual avatars to pose as anime personas, but no actual board for e-celebs/internet personalities, etc.
Anonymous No.213997639
>>213996552
luv James Rolfe
luv Spoony
Anonymous No.213997694 >>213998217 >>214001045 >>214002049
>>213995148 (OP)
I don't know, the only YT essay guy I watch is Feral Historian and he's pretty good.
Anonymous No.213997816
I like Eyebrow Cinema, pretty nuanced guy.
Anonymous No.213997938
>>213995927
Whats up with that, there is like 3 hour long videos about Joe Rogan now
>>213995148 (OP)
Stopped watching that guy when he started seething about nazis in the video about an obvious Art scam
Anonymous No.213998195 >>213998245
ITT: losers who couldn't make money on youtube being very jealous
Anonymous No.213998217 >>213998527 >>213998739
>>213997694
why is he wearing a stargate uniform
Anonymous No.213998245 >>213998320 >>214004639
>>213998195
none of these video essay faggots are making money either, youtube payouts are peanuts until you get into the upper echelons and nobody is sponsoring someone who puts out 102 minute videos on parappa the rapper
Anonymous No.213998282 >>213998410
vsauce is still kino and I will die on that hill
Anonymous No.213998320
>>213998245
When they get to the parasocial stage (which admittedly does take a few years of pumping out consistent, regular content), they can milk their fans for thousands on Patreon and said fans will start making excuses for them when the upload schedule crashes to 1 video per year.
Anonymous No.213998410
>>213998282
Reddit popscience fags love vsauce but vsauce itself is still good.
You can tell Michael is passionate about the topics he covers and they're only doing the episodes they want to do instead of churning out content.
That being said curiosity box is cringe
Anonymous No.213998527
>>213998217
soft disclosure
Anonymous No.213998549 >>213998582
>>213995148 (OP)
You're just watching the wrong essays. Some people know how to keep you entertained regardless of your interest in the subject or how long they're speaking for.
Anonymous No.213998582 >>214005996
>>213998549
no video essayist respects your time, stop wasting your life
Anonymous No.213998739
>>213998217
GOOLD?
Anonymous No.213998747 >>213998854 >>213999862
Give me some obscure and good youtube video reviews or video essays
Anonymous No.213998755
>>213995443
This. It is the same reason so many YouTube videos have clickbait titles.
Anonymous No.213998801 >>214002844
>>213995567
As a certified antisemite that isn't a jew caricature at all. That's italian or serbian or something.
Anonymous No.213998854
>>213998747
moviewise
Anonymous No.213998888
>>213995684
/tv/ still routinely spergs about RLMs ancient prequel reviews
Anonymous No.213999186 >>214005802
>>213995684
Captain Disillusion is pretty cheesy and perhaps borderline reddit at times, but irrespective of that I honestly admire his sincerity and commitment to the bit. He's been doing this for 18 years now and has barely changed anything about his style, his delivery, or the silly make-up. It's comfy. Ostensibly he might seem similar to AVGN or the Nostalgia Critic, but unlike those two, behind the silly performance gimmick he clearly knows what he's talking about. There's a lot of neat info about how VFX and video trickery works that he can make entertaining even if you haven't the slightest interest in AfterEffects or whatever. It's always neat watching him reverse-engineer how some viral video did an effect. His breakdown of the VFX in Flight of the Navigator is probably the best /tv/-related vid he's put out.
KaptainKristian's older videos are classics IMO, though I'm not sure I can call them video essays since most are only about 10 mins long. He's incredibly to the point, with no waffling, just voiceover and very high quality editing. Though I've not watched any of his recent uploads from the last few years, so I don't know if he's still any good.
And he's not /tv/, but I also like Ahoy. Again, straight to the point, very well produced, to the point documentaries simply looking over the production history of classic vidya (and smaller bits on /k/ weapons in vidya too).
Anonymous No.213999862 >>214000791
>>213998747
Hat’s Off Entertainment
Anonymous No.213999877
>>213995684
Rob Ager
Anonymous No.214000137 >>214005368
>Society has a glut of pseudo intellectual, liberal arts graduates who need a job.
>They exist in this paradoxical position where they love pop culture like Star Wars or whatever whilst also hating it and seeing it as being beneath them.
>They are not intellectual enough to consume high art.
>They all have anxiety, depression, ADHD, autism and/or imposter syndrome.
>They are inherently envious of people who create actual media.
>They take basic narratives from entry level books they read and create bang on average undergraduate essays applying these narratives to pop culture.
>But they do it with bisexual lighting (purples etc), a bit of humour/skits or sarcasm.
>(Even before Hbomberguy's video on plagiarism I would routinely hear them name a book or see a book in the background and know they had taken wholesale from it.)
>They take a revisionist opposing take to the traditional orthrodox view of something even when their own view will be completely dismantled within six months or less.
>Complete lack of research and reasoned argument because so much of this is about tone and perception.. sounding smart and not being smart.
>So much of it is about the "actually" the circumventing someone's natural or base thought as if you have gained something over that person.
>A huge glut of people in society are desperate to feel clever.
>These people love pop culture too.
>These people read tone more that quality and content, when people sound clever they must be clever.
>These people want the "actually" to use to others to then sound clever to them.
>The cycle repeats.
Anonymous No.214000417 >>214001081
Iv started automatically tuning out any of these faggots putting in a fake British or Australian accent. For the longest time a lot of people who made this video slop were bongs since the accent tend to attract attention but Iv noticed lately a lot of these faggots are putting on fake accents
Anonymous No.214000701
>>213995655
thats my biggest problem. that and the godawful buzzwords like "iceberg" or the dumb titles.
Anonymous No.214000729
>>213995759
>>213995783
How's middle school going?
Anonymous No.214000751 >>214000954 >>214001552
>>213995728
>3 and a half hour essay on a fucking video game
retard
Anonymous No.214000791
>>213999862
seconded. ramoni is great. the podcast he does is also pretty good, his sidekick is /tv/: the guy
Anonymous No.214000865
if you look like this i really feel you have no choice in life but to become the kind of faggot who makes youtube video essays. what chance did this guy ever have.
Anonymous No.214000893 >>214001552
>>213995728
>inb4 "this video's too long >:(
>inb4 "this video's about videogames >:O

correct, this is pathetic and so are you for spending so much time watching it
Anonymous No.214000925
>>213995148 (OP)
I'm watching the new Jacob Geller video RIGHT now and I think he's good
HOWEVER
This guy is absolutely right about his weird lips, they disturb me
Anonymous No.214000953
>>213995148 (OP)
They're lazy surface level examinations of well researched topics with terrible pacing and nothing of value or interest to say about the subject.
Anonymous No.214000954
>>214000751
3 hours isn't even as long as most games have been for the last ten years.
Anonymous No.214000963
>>213995148 (OP)
Why did you make a thread about a youtube comment?
Anonymous No.214000980
>>213995332
I don't know who that is.
Anonymous No.214001003 >>214001038
>>213996566
They're just copying each other
Anonymous No.214001038 >>214001100
>>213996566
>>214001003
It isn't that they are copying each other, it is just that they want to be cheaper ala the edit. It is easier to just have shots of you with a mic than it is to actually have content/shots.
Anonymous No.214001045
>>213997694
>Here we find the vast naquadah mines of Ra, now dry, which once fueled his rise to dominance among the System Lords.
Anonymous No.214001081
>>214000417
Examples?
Anonymous No.214001100 >>214001325
>>214001038
No, they 100% are copying each other, they think it's the new "correct" way to do it to fit in.
Anonymous No.214001159
>>213995348
>Is he gay?
Does it matter? He's a Jew, there's zero masculinity in him anyway.
Anonymous No.214001181
>>213995148 (OP)
All I read was "I WAT TO SMEAR A GUY BECAUSE I THINK HE DOESN'T LIKE JEWS BUT I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING INTELLIGENT TO ACTUALLY SAY."
Anonymous No.214001209 >>214001234 >>214001301
There are a ton of good youtube essayists. Probably over a hundred. You're just probably watching only garbage so the algo is only feeding you the garbage ones.
Anonymous No.214001234 >>214001316
>>214001209
>There are a ton of good youtube essayists
Post 5
Anonymous No.214001281
>>213995684
Rick Worley is the only good one.
Anonymous No.214001299 >>214001552
>>213995728
>I can handwave away legitimate criticisms by putting them in le meme arrows XD
Anonymous No.214001301
>>214001209
Even the good ones are pretty much waste of time background noise. There is no real revelation or intelligence here, just the same sort of points. You'll take a movie, find a few anecdotes about what happened, a few political takes and you could honestly get a better experience just writing someone's researched book. It ain't like the essayist is gonna interview anyone involved or make the effort.
Anonymous No.214001316 >>214001359 >>214002070
>>214001234
I'd rather not share them because the dregs here don't really deserve it. But name a movie you've seen recently and maybe I'll share one from one channel if they've talked about it.
Anonymous No.214001325 >>214003422
>>214001100
They all pretty much copy each other. Philosophy Tube sexually assaulted Contrapoints and then went underground for a while and reemerged as a trans person, like Contra, and then copied Contra's whole Youtube aesthetic. Like some Buffalo Bill shit.
Anonymous No.214001359 >>214001475
>>214001316
>I'd rather not share them because the dregs here don't really deserve it.
Anon, someone asks you a question and rather than just putting some suggestion out there you have to respond with this type of cowardice? Seriously man, not trying to bait you or troll you or be rude to you, but put your money where your mouth is and make some suggestions. Sure, some people might shit on you but others might actually go off and watch some people and enjoy it.

Seriously, don't be a coward on a fucking anonymous image board.
Anonymous No.214001386
>>213995148 (OP)
jacob geller is better on podcasts, I can't stand the way they seem to talk down to you about a topic. 90% of them are dimwits when it comes to anything tangible anyway
Anonymous No.214001387
>>213995148 (OP)
It's to make retards feel smart for wasting hours with whatever piece of media the video is about, or to lecture you because the video maker wants to huff his own farts.
Anonymous No.214001408
>"video essay"
>90% of it is just an extremely slow summary of the plot of a piece of media
>there is no thesis statement at all
Anonymous No.214001475 >>214001540 >>214002070
>>214001359
This place is too filled with Indian and AI dataminers looking for OC to recycle, I'm not going to share any more than I have to.
Anonymous No.214001490 >>214006320
>>213995684
>jenny nicholson
No, it's really just completely braindead autists who see someone with clear fetal alcohol syndrome and think to themselves "eh that thing looks somewhat attainable"
Anonymous No.214001540 >>214001692
>>214001475
Fucking hell anon, I was ready to give you a fair hearing, which is something you think this place doesn't offer, but you couldn't even post some examples?
>I'm not going to share any more than I have to.
Then why even post at all?
Anonymous No.214001552 >>214001596
>>214000751
>>214000893
>>214001299
I bet none of you can summarize what he says in this video.
And none of you are self-reflective enough to understand what about what he's saying is actually profound and applicable to culture at large.
This is frankly one of the best videos on Youtube.
Pearls before swine.
Anonymous No.214001565
>>213995924
prequelfags are reddit tourists
Anonymous No.214001596 >>214001812
>>214001552
Anon, I feel like you're trying to trick people to watch that video. I bet you $100 that if I actually sit down and watch that video I will come out with about 30 minutes of real content stretched out into a bunch of useless commentary.
Anonymous No.214001627
television & film
Anonymous No.214001630 >>214006320
>>213995684
>jenny nicholson
Leave it to /tv/ to simp for a nigger fucking slut
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Anonymous No.214001692 >>214001752 >>214002070
>>214001540
I already gave you an avenue to have something suggested to you, and my condition is more than fair.
But yea I think I've changed my mind now.
Anonymous No.214001701
when weebm00t gonna add a youtube / e-celeb board?
fuckin v-niggers got their own
Anonymous No.214001731
>>213995950
If you’re brainstunted /v/ermin, yes.
Anonymous No.214001752
>>214001692
>I already gave you an avenue to have something suggested to you, and my condition is more than fair.
No you didn't, I'm giving you a fair hearing and you're just saying 'no' and complaining about people. Post a few links, I will legitimately go off and watch them. Until then you're just acting like the people you're criticising and you know it.
Anonymous No.214001790
>>213995443
Snímek obrazovkybros, we are SO back
Anonymous No.214001810
>>213995148 (OP)
>ctrl-f
>super eyepatch wolf
>0 results

Oh anon....
Anonymous No.214001812
>>214001596
There's no trick anon, it's really a very good video.
Frankly the only one I've seen of its kind.
Sure it's not the most information dense review, it takes its time in places, but I frankly don't think any of that time is actually wasted. It earns its runtime.
Fun, interesting, funny, artistic in places, ends up saying something worthwhile, and even moving.
And you can take a step back on it and see it as a greater reflection on culture as a whole.
Anonymous No.214001995 >>214002070
Video essays aren’t usually my jig but I got recommanded this video about the 3D-animated Tintin adaptation that Spielberg directed. It actually surprised because it was a very touching retrospective of sorts about Herge’s life and how different episodes of this life (his Rexist phase, his later renouncement of them) are reflected in his works. It’s much more about Herge and his comics, than the movie per se.
>https://youtu.be/CCIZ_jROYh4?si=H05l48PsiL0wgm5A

But then I realized it’s the same channel that made a pretty good about Treasure Planet a few years ago.
Anonymous No.214002049
>>213997694
he fucks
Anonymous No.214002070
>>214001316
>>214001475
>>214001692
See how easy it is for someone to just post something: >>214001995
Anonymous No.214002098
>>213995728
This is one of the few good ones I've watched actually. Really like how he pinpointed how badly the game jumps the shark when the guy drops the apple
Anonymous No.214002175
The only legit film critic is Peter Rosenthal
Anonymous No.214002176
>>213995764
There are some things...that are an almost trascedental experience...A bliss that feels eternal but fades just as quick... And then there are some..that stay blissful all the way through. And one of these.....is One Piece...
Anonymous No.214002219 >>214002274 >>214005964
they all have FUCKING disgusting accents.

the second I hear
>YOUCHEWB
I turn off the video.
Anonymous No.214002259
I would honestly just rather listen to someone like Mark Kermode give a review of a movie for ten minutes. Whilst the guy is a bit liberal, his documentary on Exorcist 3 was fun and he seems like a decent chap.
Anonymous No.214002274
>>214002219
oh wait another one is
>this VIDEAURRRR
Anonymous No.214002322 >>214002419 >>214002429
>>213995148 (OP)
holy fuck it does look like the beard was drawn on with a marker
Anonymous No.214002399 >>214002492
this thread is like 3 years out of date reposting the same tired dunks, boring. your basic bitch algo reflects your taste, you control the buttons you press.
Anonymous No.214002419
>>214002322
Anonymous No.214002429
>>214002322
yo why he got them DSLs
Anonymous No.214002492
>>214002399
I'm sorry for discussing things on a discussion board, anon. I think if people watch slop and that encourages more slop to be created then I have a right to criticise that slop.
Anonymous No.214002844
>>213998801
r/thedon zoomer tourists don’t even know what the fuck they’re taking about
Anonymous No.214002845 >>214003622
>>213995148 (OP)
I Blame tim heidecker adult swim generation who heavily replies on vhs filters for their aesthetic
They're the ones responsible for all this shit
Anonymous No.214002938
>>213995148 (OP)
If one of these dudes shows their face at any time during the presentation I turn it off. Fuck their celebrity.
Anonymous No.214003266 >>214003430 >>214004151
>>213995148 (OP)
For me it’s oliSUNvia. Braindead cookie cutter zoomer ABG whose only draw is being insufferably progressive and looking hot with way too much makeup on in her YouTube thumbnails. She makes ContraPoints sound like Immanuel Kant. It’s good to just watch a brainless slut sometimes though, I think I finally get the appeal of titty-streamers
Anonymous No.214003422 >>214003453
>>214001325
>Philosophy Tube sexually assaulted Contrapoints and then went underground for a while and reemerged as a trans person, like Contra, and then copied Contra's whole Youtube aesthetic. Like some Buffalo Bill shit.
It still blows my mind this actually happened and that anyone still watches him. It's so fucking obvious and creepy.
Anonymous No.214003430
>>214003266
I would say it's all over for you but it sounds like it never really began, anon.
Anonymous No.214003453
>>214003422
Philosophy Tube is genuinely an ego maniac and possibly a psychopath. When he came out as trans he did a video and wrote pieces on it and declared himself the most prominent trans person in the UK.
Anonymous No.214003622
>>214002845
You sound as schizophrenic as the video essay channels
Anonymous No.214004024
What's he holding is it one of those car cigar things?
Anonymous No.214004151 >>214004210 >>214004404 >>214004553
>>214003266
she's a college student in a philosophy program that actually reads non-fiction books, hardly the worst offender. you guys would agree with half the shit she says anyways critiquing modernity
Anonymous No.214004210
>>214004151
>critiquing modernity
Literally everyone except neoliberals critiques modernity. That's nothing special.
The why is important.
Anonymous No.214004404 >>214004467
>>214004151
>the philosophy in question
Anonymous No.214004467
>>214004404
>she/they
How stunning and brave.
Anonymous No.214004536
>ending explained
>just tells the entire plot of the movie start to finish
Anonymous No.214004553 >>214005887
>>214004151
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER FACE
Anonymous No.214004592
>>213996566
>What happened to gold old fashion text and image videos?
thats what im going to make. fast, tight scripts. flashy images. these types of videos, when you come across them now, seem relieving because they just get to the point and respect the viewers time. none of that socializing "welcome to the channel guys" just straight data dump.
unfortunately the algo wont like this kind of content, compared to the long form parasocialization content which gets people mass addicted to the platform and the channels in particular. but you actually give far more value to the viewers this way.
Anonymous No.214004598
>>213995148 (OP)
Go back to r*ddit and stay there OP
Anonymous No.214004639
>>213998245
this isnt true though, this is a bad mindset to look at it. sure they're not eceleb streamer income rich, but if you continually make videos, you can easily make more than a wagie from less work. if this was not true, there would not exist, hundreds of clip channels, for each little streamer. these people usually do it out of their own merit, and end up making money, and getting fulltime hired.
you have to be crazy to think these clip channels arent just doing it straight for money milking, and that theres so many for a reason - it makes money.
Anonymous No.214004826
>>213995810
Doug Walker and Brad Jones were doing those kinds of videos before. And there were writers like that before internet videos were easy to upload, like that one dipshit redhead rapist from Alamo Drafthouse Ain't It Cool news (the guy with the weird Blade 3 review he was obviously paid to shill) , and that other retard who posted his website on SA I don't remember the name with the colored hair. Point is Mike Stoklasa didn't invent cynicism or shitting on entertainment product.
Anonymous No.214004876
>>213996566
>What happened to gold old fashion text and image videos?
Those go on tiktok
Anonymous No.214005368 >>214005483
>>214000137
>people who need a job get a job providing an audience with something they want
Incredible that this is considered bad
Anonymous No.214005483
>>214005368
Never said it was bad, the issue is more the proliferation of pseudo intellectualism constantly dissecting pop culture.
Anonymous No.214005539
And that....is how....Fluffy Kittens and Puppies Paradise.....BREAKS YOU!
Anonymous No.214005668 >>214005869 >>214006117 >>214006190
>>213995148 (OP)
Its just people voicing their opinion and tricking themselves into thinking they are more important than they are, like they are a voice of authority.

I made pic rel webm when a 2 hour long video essay said that this encounter was impossible and you had to run past it, so i did it with a fresh character with no upgrades to show how easy it is when you actually know how to play. Imagine listening to a guy like that talk about games for 2 hours though.
Anonymous No.214005802
>>213999186
Captain Disillusion is awesome, I'd say what makes him stand out is expert domain knowledge, takes himself seriously and doesn't compromise on production quality (probably spends hundreds of hours on each video), and doesn't pump out slop but instead takes his time between videos.
Anonymous No.214005869 >>214006052 >>214006213
>>214005668
>I made pic rel webm when a 2 hour long video essay said that this encounter was impossible and you had to run past it, so i did it with a fresh character with no upgrades to show how easy it is when you actually know how to play. Imagine listening to a guy like that talk about games for 2 hours though.
Half the time they are, like you say, simply wrong. What gets me about all this.. you don't need 2 hours to explain something that can be done in ten minutes. I feel like entertainment as a whole is often stretched out. 6 episode limited series are actually 2 hour movie screenplays stretched into 6 episodes. Decompression of media.
Anonymous No.214005887
>>214004553
Burn victim maybe
Anonymous No.214005897
>>213995148 (OP)
answering a question they asked themselves
Anonymous No.214005964
>>214002219
That's their autistic lisp
Anonymous No.214005969
>>213995684
>cinemassacre
>cineranter
>fucking jenny
Okay, genuinely laughed at the idea of someone having such god awful taste unironically.
Anonymous No.214005996 >>214006125
>>213998582
Plainly difficult and Defunctland do a good job, imho.
Or, at least, they are pleasant to hear. Still not the level of documentaries, but close.
Anonymous No.214006052
>>214005869
Half the time it's just white noise and being a pompous asshole who thinks being verbose is inherently intelligent. Or meeting time requirements for ads and all that.
Anonymous No.214006117 >>214006213
>>214005668
>Its just people voicing their opinion and tricking themselves into thinking they are more important than they are, like they are a voice of authority.
thats everything though. everything you know came from someone else teaching you, giving you wisdom, showing you, and then your first hand experience afterwards. all their wisdom being built on the backs of others wisdom, data from science is replicable, so it is trustworthy (to the extent that you could look at the data and come to the same conclusion)
people are wrong everywhere, if youre so right, do what they do, do better. your attitude is negative and petty. your effort you spent on that shit, entirely wasted. wanting to "one up" them? why? who fucking cares. one up yourself. show those nerds how its done.
Anonymous No.214006125
>>214005996
I like Defunctland, top notch in research production quality but his last video about the Disney Channel jingle was a bit of a wank and definitely stretched out. I was wondering if he hadn’t just stumbled on the answer early, but then showed himself going down different rabbit holes anyways.
Anonymous No.214006190
>>214005668
>I made pic rel webm when a 2 hour long video essay said that this encounter was impossible and you had to run past it, so i did it with a fresh character with no upgrades to show how easy it is when you actually know how to play. Imagine listening to a guy like that talk about games for 2 hours though.
It's a never ending tower of dumb secondaries talking out their ass to a crowd of even dumber secondaries. Like that hack fucking faggot gmanlives or whatever his name is. I swear he's buying footage from people and scripting over it having never played the games himself because he's had multiple unforgivable errors in his scripts that nobody would ever make if they actually played the game themselves and were capable of reading.

I fucking hate these people.
Anonymous No.214006213
>>214006117
>>214005869
the issue is, smartfags like this are so quick to criticize and bash. because theyre so critical of everything, it means they are very critical of themselves in the same way. that translates to things like, procrastination, self doubt, analysis paralysis, etc. basically meaning, you never get shit done or do anything. so not only do you have a crab in the bucket mentally, you dont have enough confidence to allow yourself to be attacked in the same way as these people.
and yes these people are often wrong but do you know why? because, stupidfags are more chad than you are. they put themselves out there. they toss out the unfinished product before its perfect. and thats why they still have success even though theyre "retarded" and you just whine about them.
Anonymous No.214006320
>>214001490
>>214001630
try to make your performative incel faggotry less obvious
Anonymous No.214006395
What about their video makes it an "essay"?