Thread 213996071

I can't get past the opening sequence, the monologue reads like it's something out of an edgy fanfic. The level of writing is embarrassingly bad. The whole style and tone of the movie is so wannabe hardboiled and up its own ass in grim seriousness that it turns unintentionally comedic. Busted my ass off laughing at this dumbass in black leather walking stiffly like he's got a dick up his ass.

>>213996071 (OP)
Yeah I was really confused, everyone was talking about how great the intro was.

>>213996071 (OP)
the only good part of that movie was the car chase with the penguin

>>213996071 (OP)
The whole point of Batman is that he's an emotionally stunted adult forever changed by his child trauma.

>>213996822
Fuck off Matt

>>213996071 (OP)
kek, i mustve been grabbing a bev as it started

>>213997725
Don't worry, even if you never came back you wouldn't have missed anything.

>>213996071 (OP)
You're all wrong, this is badass

Fuck you guys I loved emo year 1 bats

>>213996071 (OP)
It's honestly the worst Batman related thing I've ever watched. It fits right in with the 'Room Temperature IQ Intellectual' cringe style Sneeder became a master of

>>213999169
way better than nolan milquetoast sauceless batman where gotham is just chicago

>>213999169
>'Room Temperature IQ Intellectual' cringe style Sneeder became a master of
When Batman said, "You're not brave, men are brave", I felt that.

>>213996071 (OP)
>makes post about kino opening
>hates it
/tv/ really is full of retards.

>>213999242
It’s more like
>dislike something
>can’t stop talking about it
They base their entire personality of what they don’t like. It’s so cringe.

>>213996071 (OP)
This is what people mean when they say The Batman's writing is unintentionally funny. They did a parody of Rorschach's speech without even realizing it.

>>213996071 (OP)
Just reading it I can almost picture Reeves's big fat nose in the middle of Frank Miller's DKR and being inspired.

>>213999242
>OP makes post about genuinely cringe and embarrassing intro and lists several things that are bad about it
>NN-N-NO ACKTUALLY ITS K-KINO!!!
you're genuinely retarded

>>213999352
It's a young Batman learning and understanding who he is. If it wasn't edgy it wouldn't make sense narratively.

>>213999352
no, you're just embarrassed by how up front the dialogue is, you crave the ironic detachment of the nolan depiction

>does it come in black?
ah yes because batman dresses in black you see, I understand what nolan was going for here

>>213999391
>no, you're just embarrassed by how up front the dialogue is
no it's terribly written by a soft queer attempting to sound like a hardboil toughguy
it's cringe
I'll give you a direct example:
>I'VE BECOME A NOCTURNAL ANIMAL
just say I've become nocturnal, IF you have to use that line at all

>>213999752
nuh-uh it's KEEEENO