Thread 213996837

Arthouse, classics and staging

modern malaise edition

>QOTD
Should you be eternally grateful for the opportunity to spend the majority of your waking life doing meaningless paperwork for a multinational corporation?
>Bonus
If a movie is made critical of corporate America and people enjoyed it, does it make you very high IQ to make a snarky thread about it 20 years later on a chinese basket weaving message board?
>Bonus 2
Suggest relevant films on this topic

Previous: >>213975371

Queen of /film/

Queen of /film/

>>213996858
*smooch*

>>213996837 (OP)
>Suggest relevant films on this topic
Watch Corner Office

>>213996878
/ Matriarch / Wet Nurse of /film/

>>213996900
Kino

>>213996858
Smooched of /film/

>>213996932
Good morning Gadonbros

>Bonus 2 QOTD
Fictitious OL Diary (2020)
https://youtu.be/6gTorrd_ocM

ConCon on the log, dawg!

>>213997047
I love Sarah Gadon

>>213996837 (OP)
>>Bonus 2
>Suggest relevant films on this topic
Flint (202?)

>>213997077
Why did she druk it like that?

>>213996858
I kinda want to lick her fishy japanese pussy tbqh

Who revved him?

>>213997254
he's feeling threatened by the /kpg/ waifu schizo

>>213997254
he's feeling threatened by the /kdg/ waifu schizo

>>213996837 (OP)
Post-Dingo ahh bake
1-Nope, work is just paid slavery for 90% of the population, but retarded niggas are so retarded that they have been programmed into reproducing the logic of capitalism into themselves and feel proud of being slaves
2-Nope
3-Naked for the blud ahh counterpart

Ahhposting is starting to get out of hahhnd. Can an esteemed /film/stemologist clarify whether Ahhposting is a sub branch of N word posting or is it its own genus in the funposting food chain?

>>213997303
Donny posts in /kdg/ too?

Niggas mindbroken itt

>>213997370
Ahhposting is equally as annoying as nigga/lilbroposting but it is its own thing.
OJposting however gets a pass.

>>213997463
Tfw no Sarah Gadon gf

I'm just happy for a change of scenery from North of Normal.

>>213997370
Ahhh isn't even AAVE. It's just online slang.

>>213997476
Sure, Harpedo.

Blessed thread today Gadonbros

>>213997578
Insanely blessed.

>>213997560
I take it you prefer Spikeposting.

>>213997606
We all prefer Gadonposting here.

>>213997560
She's a grown ahh woman in that pic.

>>213997606
Don't give a fuck, I created everything except Spikeposting ironically.

>>213997619
This.

>>213997556
Based Jon Hamm.

>>213997637
I thought it was Brooke, my bad.

Why does Cucksta Freaka hate on 'ooke so much?

>cucksta freaka is so mindbroken he's enabling/aligning himself with 'doncuckjeet to spite every other 'fubro
That Brooke thread predictably did a number on him.

>>213997681
>>213997698
I feel compassion for Brooke. Y'all waifuniggas are so gay it makes me wonder how could you endure the asspain of getting fucked so often by other manes

>>213997742
But enough about what happens to you every time you enter this thread and try to start a fight with the 'fuchads.

>>213996837 (OP)
>QOD
What? Of course not, what kind of retarded question is that.

Shit OP.

Can we have a new /bsjc/ (Brooke Shields and Jennifer Connelly) general? I would completely leave /film/ for it.

Holy shit who gives a fuck about your internal dramas why do you do this every thread? Why do you think anyone cares what xtranny thinks of yfaggot? Just stop. No other general is this bad.

At least his spam got taken down quick this time.

>>213997913
Be the change you wish to see

>>213997942
I only come to film/ not for the quality film discussion but for the soap opera between our quirky cast of characters

>>213997833
She has such a cute "weee look at her go" aura. I smile when I see her. One day I'll watch her picture.
>>213998084
I'm the bug of /film/

The truth of this general is that effortposts are shadowbanned by mods.

>>213997787
>'fuchads
So gay. Don't you see how gay it is to be narcissistic supply to a fucking 5'8 covert narcissist nigga from Helsinski and a lardass narc NEET from California?

>>213998155
Nah I made an effort post yesterday and only one nigga bother responding

>>213997942
>No other general is this bad.
Blame the pedophiles.

>>213996837 (OP)
>modern malaise edition
>Suggest relevant films on this topic

>>213998348
lil bro grido'ed

Allat Jazz (dir. Bob Fosse)

>>213998402
*chef's kiss*

Forgot the link:
https://youtu.be/J5Hb1wKsbBc

Aint nothin but fufags n nufags

Fight Club was such a pathetic movie, I will never understand how gen X-ers convinced themselves they had it so hard back then
>ahhhhh I have to work a regular desk job and live in a regular apartment like everyone else, I am literally losing my mind
most zoomers would kill to have a life that easy today

>>213999003
You already said this last thread.

>>213999003
t. NEET

>>213997303
QRD?

Rapin' Rodney from the last thread was good, it made me laugh.

>>213999124
It was disrespectful. No respect, i tell ya, no respect at all, ok alright.

>>213996878
Titieuse of /film/

We're all Rapin' Rodney here.

>>214000113
Looks like the type of lass that would make a stepson fantasy film in her old age.

>>214000113
GOD GET THAT GETTYIMAGES WATERMARK AWAY YOU

>>214000325
Need to get into her soon, everything that was posted about her here makes her seem based as fuck.

Giancarlo Botti was a good photographer

>>214000113
Now post her sister Marie-Hélène.

letterboxd films watched status

>>214000739
post your actual profile you coward

>>214000688
To this day, people don't know which one is Catherine and which one is Marie-Hélène.

>>214000739
This > >>214000764 or fuck off.

>>214000688
No

>>214000860
Chaotic evil post.

>>214000860
Imagine being John Luke and trying to off yourself over this

>>214000781
Bless both busty Breillat broads.

REMINDER

Lawful Good: Rosette
Neutral Good: Ophélie Bau
Chaotic Good: Dominique Labourier (1943 - ∞)
Lawful Neutral: Isabella Janny
True Neutral: Isabelle Huppert
Chaotic Neutral: Béatrice Dalle
Lawful Evil: Charlotte Gainsbourg
Neutral Evil: Juliette Binoche
Chaotic Evil: Anne Wiazemsky

>>214001221
>Chaotic Neutral: Béatrice Dalle
After what she did to poor Rodney?

I'll take waifu posting over whatever the hell this is >>213996123 the absolute state of this television and film board

>>214000739
Post your profile or begone.

>>214001221
>>214001308
It's what I've been saying time after time. Dalle is obviously evil, and these posts are just a covert way of trying to make her seem innocent.

why are people so afraid to post their letterboxd profiles? think you're gonna get bullied?

>>214001365
Yeah yeah, discussion bad mindless spam good.

>>214001620
These fucking autists man. Fucking kill yourselves unironically. Look at this worthless shit: >>214001221 Same spammed post from every thread, they think it's funny too. Asscancer niggas

we are all mindful here

We're all asscancer niggas here.

>>214001609
Everyone that has shared their profile here has been bullied but clearly none of us give a fuck if we posted it in the first place.

>>214001777
Bullied how? We doxxed that gookslopper someonejohn and literally nothing happened.

What are some powerful pregnant pauses in film?

>>214001869
Because you're short!

>>213996837 (OP)
>Should you be eternally grateful for the opportunity to spend the majority of your waking life doing meaningless paperwork for a multinational corporation?
No
>If a movie is made critical of corporate America and people enjoyed it, does it make you very high IQ to make a snarky thread about it 20 years later on a chinese basket weaving message board?
Depends on the angle you take. The Fight Club posting that misses the point of the film is gay and lame but it's a good example of a negative version of that tendency on here.
>Suggest relevant films on this topic
Office Space, Fight Club, Her, Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, Being John Malkovich, Clockwatchers, Office (2015), Only Yesterday, Tokyo Sonata, Toni Erdmann

>>214001609
are you seriously asking why people are reluctant to share anything on a website where one schizo will happily spend days of his free time trying to dox you?

>>214000688
>>214000781
Ok, now THIS is an interesting conspiracy theory.

>>213996837 (OP)
>Suggest relevant films on this topic
Corner Office

We're all KPop Demon Hunters here.

>>214002342
>Corner Office
This movie is like if the guy that made YIIK made a movie, it wouldn't even be bad if it didn't have the narration gimmick because the aesthetic of this film is very strong.

Being John Malkovich is so ass. It's hate for me to hate on a Cusack flick, but whatever.

>>214002375
Great movie. Oscar winning director, and Pawel Edelman doing the cinematography.

>>214002371
This is going to sound gay and retarded but I think an R-rated, live-action adaptation of that movie with a darker tone that fleshes out the setting/world more would be great. The movie was just plain half-baked to me and all over the place despite having a lot of interesting ideas, concepts, and visuals.
>>213999003
>I will never understand how gen X-ers convinced themselves they had it so hard back then
The idea was that their lives had no depth, meaning, or direction despite their relative affluence, nor did they have almost any opportunity for significant social mobility compared to their parents.

>>214001818
True, he still posts his gookslop rolling charts on occasion

Alonzo Harris is the black character of all time... there, I said it.

Has anyone here seen picrel, I think it's one of the best movies made about the nature of the economy post-2008.

>>214002557
Quincy's rollin' in his grave rn

>>214002557
too stout

Wtf is his end game

>>214002302
pretty nice indeed, and that's also a great website.

>>214002824
If you've seen picrel you know where this is going

>>214002988
Why do 70s boobs hit so different bros...

>>214002988
Source, quick

>>214003025
Shot on film.

>>214002988
Nice!

>>214003029
It's Marie-Helene, duh.

>>214003025
the fluoride hadn't penetrate the gene pool yet

>bush
>inverted nipples

>>213996837 (OP)
queen of /film/

>>214003003
Yeah, he's gonna troon out...

>>214003190
Based Whiplash appreciator.

I never thought Gadonfag was black.

>>214003190
Man of taste.

>>214003218
All due respect to the Ramp, but Marie-Helene Breillat takes that title, for this particular thread.

>>214003415
hOLY

>>214003110
>>214003415
There's an element of absolute eroticism at play here that pornography (especially modern pornography) simply cannot capture. Not in a trillion years.

There's a lack of particular...frenchness in my cinematic headspace. Anything good you niggas watch lately similar to Le Feu Follet (1963)

>>214002506
It looks repugnant, like the animation is fucking amateurish. The fuck is a KPop Demon Hunter, whatever happened to the discotheque, where am I?

>>214003529
Serie Noire
The Man Who Sleeps

went to go see "sentimental value" today. very fine movie. that man he can really write and direct these beautiful contained bittersweet dramas with complicated characters, and that renata reinsve is such a charismatic yet vulnerable actress

>>214003529
Classic Uh homme qui dort
Anything Alan Resnais
Dealer (not french)

>>214003578
>Serie Noire
Didn't the actor who play the protagonist commit suicide IRL? That makes the film hit even harder.

>>214003615
Fucking Åmål and Lijla 4-ever for the teen versions, too, specially FÅ

>>214003479
Trvth nvke.

>>214003558
>It looks repugnant, like the animation is fucking amateurish.
It very clearly was and I'm tired of people passing it off as "style", it is to CG what Xerox was to 60s/70s Disney.
I can't stand the faggots in my gen who defend that Spider-verse artstyle/low fps thing. It is to my gen what beanmouth calarts crap is to Milennials or grotesque, unfunny adult animation is to Gen-X, and I hate it. And then you inevitably get them going
>it's le style!
>why do you care about fps so much lol, what are you a /v/ fag?
...as if it's too much to ask that my cartoons produced in current year look at least as smooth as The Incredibles and Kung Fu Panda did 20 fucking years ago.
Also, it's clearly not a style choice but a budget/labor choice because the FPS drops and increases are completely random throughout the film.

Incredibles 2 = getting raped in prison

>>214003956
>getting raped in prison
...by Mr. Incredible

>>214004013
Historically shitty film. I remember watching it on release and almost becoming a school shooter from the angst.

>>214004040
I saw it on release and thought it was ok but somewhate disappointing, I forgot about it almost immediately given Isle of Dogs became the animated movie I remembered most from that year.
But since everybody started reflecting on it over COVID, I thought more about it, and the more I thought about it the mor shitty I realized it was, especially when compared to the first one. I'm also bothered by the fact that I2 + Tomorrowland was the 1-2 punch that killed Bird's career, which sucks because he was one of the best mainstream directors in the industry from the 90s to 00s.

>>214004816
It's insane how people have left it out of the conversation of "most woketarded films of all time". I'm a centrist, but the way they made it all about Ms. Incredible's feminism was incredibly cringe and forced, and one of the few times I would have agreed with the chuds if they went in on the movie (but strangely enough, they didn't)

>>213986685
any chance you watched any of those movies or shows I recommended a whole back? can't remember which ones exactly.
>>214003903
you're all right zoom zoom but you gotta stop harping on about the frame rate thing, that's style over substance nonsense.

Btw, Isle of Dogs was the moment I realized Wes had started sucking irreversibly. Everything sucks after COVID, niggas.

>>214005203
>strangely enough, they didn't
That's mostly because culture war stuff hadn't really taken off yet the way it did post-COVID. You had some things here and there for movies like Captain Marvel or Ghostbusters, but then it was still largely focused on gaming.
There's also the fact that Pixar has made movies since like Turning Red or Lightyear that are so comically over the top woke that it got buried in those discussions.

>>214005465
Guess that makes sense. Crazy how I used to watch all of the Pixar movies on release and now I've not watched a single one in like 10 years.

>>214005314
>Isle of Dogs was the moment I realized Wes had started sucking irreversibly.
I really liked it apart from Gerwig's character who damn near derails the whole film. Its not as good as Fantastic Mr. Fox but I still think it's good overall.
I'd say Asteroid City was him at his worst and most self-indulgent, but Phoenician Scheme gave me some hope that he'll rebound.

Kurosawaesque composition

>>214005674
Dunno man, the only one of his films I still like a lot is Rushmore, and it's mostly due to memories and nostalgia. I feel like I'm over him because all his movies are so similar. I still quote Rushmore all of the time, though: "Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today" is a great line.

>>214005735
>the only one of his films I still like a lot is Rushmore, and it's mostly due to memories and nostalgia
You should check out his back catalogue every now and then, especially in fall or winter. Royal Tenenbaums is arugably his best, Moonrise Kingdom is criminally underrated, and Bottle Rocket has rised a lot in stature amongst /film/ types.
His movies just exude this warmth and comfiness to them that I find really welcoming and easy to watch, though some resonate more than others with different people (I do not care for Darjeeling Limited for example even though that's one of his more beloved ones on /tv/).

>>214005855
I used to be really into him when I was 13, but after so many years I lost interest. I've watched Rushmore many, many times, but I feel his kind of cinema got replaced by stuff like Groundhog's Day as I grew older. I still should check out the films I've yet to watch for completionism's sake, though.

>>214005884
She's a 19th century romantic.

>>214005950
>13
That's the acceptable age to be a Wes Anderson fan.

>>214005884
<"Romance” is a story about a woman who has to separate love (emotion) from sex (physicality). It’s about male frigidity in that Paul is indifferent to sex. Marie’s fulfilment comes from the pleasure and control she has in her attempts at intimacy with others. What decisions did you make about Marie’s journey?

>You are right, this is the female experience — it’s the problem that once a man falls in love with you, then inevitably, you become his mother. Then you are at the same time the virgin and the whore. When he puts you on pedestal, it is impossible for him to have an erotic relationship with you, because that would dirty you. In French, we say when a man is making love to a woman, he honors her. But at the same time, he dishonors her, so there is this contradiction which screws up all relationships, which makes it impossible to have a fulfilling sexual relationship.

Quite insightful lady tbqhwy.

>>214005981
What's the acceptable age to be a Kubrick fan? I unironically feel like I would like to live in A Clockwork Orange.

>>214006036
>I unironically feel like I would like to live in A Clockwork Orange.
You've never been to a major city or a third world country with crime issues have you

>>214006095
Believe me, I have.

>Panama Al Brown, was a Panamanian professional boxer. He made history by becoming boxing's first Latin American world champion, and is widely regarded as one of the greatest bantamweight boxers in history.
>Brown was gay and was involved in a long-term romantic relationship with Jean Cocteau.
I feel like a whole list of /film/ related gay BBC connoisseurs can be assembled.
Right now I can think of Weerasethakul, Fassbinder and now Cocteau.

>>214006167
>black gay guy who grew up in the early 20th century Panama out of all places who becomes a professional boxer and ends up having a romantic affair with Jean Cocteau
This would make for an incredibly kino biopic.

>>214003606
I hated The Worst Person in The World. It wasn't terribly made or anything, I understand the point of it and all but I really just hate these millenial "therapy" movies. The ones that take a more calm, gentle approach can be okay, but this faux relationship psychology shit is annoying because it really just ends up feeling like a hipster equivalent of a Live Laugh Love poster.

>>214007116
Was she such a bad girl?

Well i've finally shifted from being indifferent to letterboxd users to outright despising them. Watched a film where even the youtube comments were sincere and thoughtful and then I go to letterboxd and every single review is a fucking one line reddit joke. Time to switch to RYM.

>>214006004
>it’s the problem that once a man falls in love with you, then inevitably, you become his mother.

>>214007276
The worst in the worst.

>>214007276
The worst in the world.

saw the Syrian guy from this movie in Lidl yesterday

>>214007949
The two immigrant white guilt movies Kaurismaki made are so bad. I'm glad he didn't end his career on this and made Fallen Leaves which while not one of his best or anything is at least good and isn't about some annoying liberal guilt.

>>214007758
Holy fvck... she down bad

>>214006167
>>214006361
>He joined Josephine Baker's La Revue nègre as a tap-dancer, and made his cabaret debut as a song-and-dance man at the Caprice Viennoise.
Incredible kino potential.

The Quietest Day - The End of /film/

Had no idea Jean Marais was gay and was together with Cocteau for 10 years. Really makes you see Cocteau's Beauty and the Beast in a different light.

Im addicted to drugs and it’s ruining my life. I should be directing by now

>>214009347
What's your DOC? You the heroin guy?

>>214009369
Sedittves

>>214009401
/film/ is such a messed up place. At least I feel like just another misfit in here. Enjoy your xanny.

>>214009479
Das cus film/ is the skid row of tv/ weez a pack uh wild niggaz

>>214006194
Evening Gadonbros

>>214009590
It really is.

page 10

*bobs head*
Thank you unnie

I barely posted itt, that's why it's dying. I'm the heart and soul of this place.

*snap*
Yep, that’s going in my feuille collection.

>>214011583
You’re not Sara Montpetit or Genevieve Bujold.

Or are you???

Think I lost my libido. Should I just end it?

>>214011727
Yes

The entire population of Quebec owes me sex.

>>214011727
Stop watching porn.

>>214011815
That's just like saying "end it".

>>214011583
It happens.

>>214011600
I was just wondering whether she'd end up having staying power here or not. 'fus come and go y'know

Silvana Mangano - Ingrid Bergman
Valentina Cortese - Vera Miles
Lilian Gish - Zasu Pitts
two drops of water

lil bro on his spam arc

I prefer the ridiculous to the sublime.

>>214012416
/films/ for this feel?

>>214012453
Nekromantik

>>214012540
Have you seen the second one yet, Haremfag?

Listening to WEATHER REPORT and about to watch a 'Vetes.

>>214011865
As long as I am here I will post my white-persian-indigenous-arab-black irish-swedish-italian passing wife.

>>214012571
NTA and I haven't seen that. Were not you perhaps talking to the harpmeister about it instead?

>>214012667
You're definitely Haremfag. Yeah, i was telling Harperbro to watch it but you were talking about the first one on /hor/ last week or a couple of weeks ago, that's why i'm asking you.

Evening Fixbros

>>214012811
Feuille de /film/

>>214012571
Not Stipebro but I only watched Nekromantik plus some low-budget shorts he made prior.
It was more of an ironic rec for what it's worth since the film is absolutely ridiculous and maybe even oddly poignant at the end. Perhaps someone else here will get more out of Buttgereit than I did.

>>214012667
Based.
>Were not you perhaps talking to the harpmeister about it instead?
>mfw that was actually me
I need a break before I fly directly into the sun.

I don't know who's who anymore.

>>213996837 (OP)
>Suggest relevant films on this topic
Corner Office

>>214013453
The big different between us is, I'm pretty sure he hates Bresson while I don't.

>>214013531
I like Bobby a lot actually.

>>214013453
We're all Gadonbros here.

>>214013572
Isabelle, a Janny?

A walking leather bag like Sarah Gadon is for me aesthetic counterfeit money compared to an adorable monke pixie dream girl like Nastassja Kinski.

>>214013572
…real shit?

Bullets, bullets flyin' through the air
Serious shit, no playin', ho
Serious shit, no playin', ho

>>214014136
BITCH I'M LUGUBRIOUS

>>214014229
bitch I'm a star but not patrick

>>214014229
DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD BE ME, BIATCH?

>>214014250
>>214014337
CHOCOLATE MILK, YA HEARD ME

>>214013996
Looks like Amanda Fix if she was ugly and a talentless coalburner

>>214014549
Go fuck yourself.

>>214002988
I have sullied this pic and thread by masturbating to it

>>214014590
You first.

>>214014598
You could probably say that about most pictures posted here

>>214014667
Already fapped twice today to regular porn, no minors involved.

>>213999124
>you
It was just what everyone needed to lighten the mood, I saved it

>>214006134
I do currently and it's made me want to be more like Travis Bickle than Alex

>>214011727
>Think I lost my libido.
I read this statement in Woody Allen's voice

>>214015161
Travis gets no pussy, man.

>>214015222
>Travis gets no pussy
Neither do I, he's literally me

>>214015248
You got stomach cancer too? Dang.

>>214015278
>You got stomach cancer to
Not yet, I'm too poor to be an alcoholic

>>214015278
thats first reformed retard

>>214015364
Low IQ mf with bad memory. Rewatch Taxi Driver: Travis writes a letter to his mom in which he tells her that he thinks he's got stomach cancer. There you go, drink that milk like the big boy you are and go to sleep. I'm a punk rocker, so I'll party a lil bit before going to bed; maybe I'll even get some stomach cancer from drinking so much whiskey.

>>214015416
He's not a medical doctor, ESL. He doesn't have cancer.

>>214015520
Kek, you're legit retarded. Good job.

>>214015567
Oh, excuse me... E3L. Hindi, Telugu AND English.

>>214015612
Now you're getting into abstract territory.

>>214015625
Yes I have to go where no man has gone before in order to reach your bitch freak ass that's flying through space.

>>214015655
You gettin' paid by H and D? I can pay you one buck more for a hyperrealist drawing of my dick (you have to sign the ouvre, though).

lil bro afraid to say their names like they voldemort. utterly shook and mindbroken.

>>214015790
It's just an aesthetic choice. If anything, getting you fuck niggas constantly riding my nuts for over a year now is evidence of fear. You're also stealing my swag, you uncreative, talentless, unfunny fuck.

Kek why ya cryin’ CRApstain?

>>214015952
Because your face is ugly af and it scared me.

>>214015958
Freak status?

>>214016048
Nigga flying in the constellation of Uranus.

Lil bro invoking his own freak status. Yeah this is a gotten-to cucksta freakan bitch if I ever saw one.

>>214015891
>You're also stealing my swag
This actually pisses me off, one retard lilbrosting and nigposting was bad enough.

>>214016075
Niggas watch movies too, help a brother out

>>214016075
I know, right? They should let the professional pimps do the pimpin', but these Dale Gribble lookin' niggaz think they onto somethin' by deliberately ripping me off.

>>214016074
El CRApstain is truly the slowestpokest Rodriguez in this general.

>>214016120
Shut up namefag, go back to the foreign legion so you can have lots of gay sex with guys from all over the world.

>>214016134
They should've joined me in fighting against the nigposting instead. Oh well, at least i got to be Miou Miou in that webm mocking me.

>>214016171
Slowpoke Rodríguez is a G, though; you're more of a Mr. Slave type dude. Extorted by D and also zesty like a mofucka.

>>214016171
Every time I read one of his posts I sing "Laaaaaa Coooooosta Riiiiica, Laaaaa Cooooosta Riiiiiiica" to the tune of La Cucaracha nice and slow in his (dis)honor and have a good laugh.

>>214016268
https://youtu.be/wYi_hq2p1Ac
I wouldn't mess with Slowpoke.

>>214016387
Our Rodriguez is slow upstairs too. And he's not packing a gun, Señor.

>>214016298
OH YEAH
well then… sing it, like, this…


Youu are a nig ger
Youu are a nig ger

Come and suck on this nig ger
Peeee weeee weeee ee eee nis


YOU ARE A FUCKING NIG GER


end

hehehe is prolly all slow cuz Iz duelin sum niggas on the book

Laaaaaa Cooooooooosta Riiiiiiiiica
Laaaaaa Cooooooooosta Riiiiiiiiica
Yaaaaa nooooo pueeeeeede triunfaaaaar

>>214016485
I'm disappointed you didn't just post Alabama Nigger

Alright, enough of this nonsense, here's a totally serious post: only catholics, jews and the japanese should be allowed to make films. It should be literally illegal for protestants especially to make films.

>>214016597
Wouldn't've worked because I'm not black and I like that song.

>>214016607
>t should be literally illegal for protestants especially to make films.
Even Swedes, Dutch, Danish, and Germans?

>>214016671
Especially the Dutch (they're ontologically evil)

>>214016708
>they're ontologically evil
Fair, Calvinism is arguably the worst branch of Christianity

>>214016607
Replace jews with Persians.

>>214016671
If they're not catholic or jewish, yes.

>>214016268
>Extorted by D and also zesty like a mofucka.
You really must think half this general is extorted by an imaginary boogeyman.

>>214016607
>It should be literally illegal for protestants especially to make films.
But that would mean no Schrader joints.

>>214017033
I know.

Crazy how the Criterion closet video is the hottest Margaret Qualley has ever looked.

>>214017213
I prefer her mother

>>214017350
Me too actually.

>>214017465
A great reminder to why i have no nostalgia for late 2000s internet humour.

>>214017063
Certified hood classic

>>214017505
The only funny thing about that song was Zoomers rediscovering it and remixing/editing it
https://youtu.be/P5UHstVXfTo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfYyBp4Ln2s&list=PLDbmyVyMaZRjlgZyuPTzYsiCpqQSSEErE

>>214017063
What an idiot.

Arthouse and classics?

>>214017554
Yes.

>link
Shit, didn't link the playlist.
Anyway, it's called the bible audiobook and it's all filled with great shit.
Some highlights include the Silvagunner ones, the crazy frog edit, and my personal favorite "lo-fi doin your mom to relax and study to"

>>214017570
Arthouse and classics?

>>214017585
>>214017559

>>214017585
>Arthouse and classics?
Alright, I'll post a movie related to the topic of discussion.
I miss these colorful Latin American art movies from the 90s and 00s.

>>214017627
Name five.

>>214017643
>Name five.
Amores Perros
Amar te Duele
Herod's Law
Nueve Reinas
Tiempo de Valientes

>>214000619
Those are some GIANT nips.

Y Yo' Mama Tambourine?

>>214017845
Yo Yo Ma Tumblr.

Si si mama muy bien

>>214017627
Two mamas? Lesbians?

You have a higher chance of finding a good discussion/thread outside this general. Like i don't understand how hard it is. This general was made because people were crying of all the capeshit/plebshit. I DON'T care about any of these actresses or who the fuck they are, get a fucking life my god

You have a higher chance of finding a good discussion/thread outside this general. Like i don't understand how hard it is for you to just do that instead of just bitchin' in the kitchen. This general was made because people were crying of all the capeshit/plebshit but rapidly descended into shitposting. I DON'T care about you not finding any discussion to your liking here, get a fucking life my god

>>214002988
>>214003110
Most beautiful pair I've ever seen. Those areolas...

>>214006167
Was Cocteau the bottom and Marais the top or vice versa?

>>214017350
>>214017456
Ever since I saw The Substance, I always thought it could've been way better had they just cast Qualley's mom instead of Demi Moore. Not everyone appreciates the meta angle but still, Andie>>>>Maggie

>>214017979
Cocteau was definitely a top.

Lmao

>>214018526
Sally tryna set the record trans.

>>214018526
Looks like a tranny.

>>214018606
Most trannies do.

>>214018526
Kek based. Fuck tranny jim black.

>>214018526
>>214018606
They're both trans. The one on the top is cute though.

>>214018693
I would've also accepted Sally Jane ACK!.

Dallepsycho, here's a hobby for you to keep you from obsessing over /film/ and stalking random people on the internet. You're trans and jewish so the girls will let you in.

Nice film discussion going on

Hobbypony?

RIP Bruce Lee
RIP Yusaku Matsuda

>I FUCKING HATE HDR
>YEAH ME TOO
finally a nice development
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vj6iUOINt0

>>214019709
What does /film/ think of Detective Story (the TV series)?

>>214019832
fucked up ratio

And now, a look at the annual /film/ meetup...

When will there finally be a film adaptation of the greatest novel ever written?

>>214020140
The greatest novel can't be one written in English, because English is an ugly language.

I watched a movie called Porco Rosso for the first time and I absolutely loved it.

Morning Gadonbros

Thoughts on this train from the upcoming Western film Flint starring Canadian actress Sarah Gadon?

>>214020987
Thoughts on this train from the upcoming Western film Flint starring Canadian actress Sarah Gadon?

>"she was a whore but she broke her spine, the bitch got what she deserved"
>"we have an uncontrollable drunken rapist in the house" and he's not even the villain
hahah crazy pre-code, love it

>>214020032
You just know

>>214021654
>>214020032
but whose the top?

>>214000739
>>214021609
Means nothing unless you state year joined and whether you only log films seen since you had the account. This could be impressive or unimpressive.

>>214021698
>t. someonejohn

>>214021719
shut up retard. if you had the account for 10 years 2700 is shit. if you had it for 5 it's based.

seanpony bake

>>214021654
Imagine being the Jodester in Hollywood and you're surrounded AT ALL TIMES by the sexiest and most beautiful actresses and you have to not spill your spaghetti and act like you don't care. And of course women act homoerotically at a baseline just because they think it's funny. Nas is like, "haha it would be HILARIOUS if we kissed right now!" and she's like hahahaha yeah as a joke totally you could do whatever you wanted to me but like as a prank...

>>214021731
>shut up retard. if you had the account for 10 years 2700 is shit. if you had it for 5 it's based.

>>214021853
I'm not someonejeet, keep coping. The fact that you got triggered tells me your movie per year number is low as shit. You probably went back and logged every movie you've ever seen in your life to pad out the numbers.

reminder that dingcuck has only watched 6 films this year, dallegod already exposed him for pretending to watch the ones he logs

We only watch Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix kinos here

>>214021815
>Nas is like, "haha it would be HILARIOUS if we kissed right now!" and she's like hahahaha yeah as a joke totally you could do whatever you wanted to me but like as a prank
...unless?

>>214021815
>>214021973
She only likes BBC

>>214021888
Uh-oh, meltie
>>214021944
I exposed dingo several months earlier

I’m fuckin chinese. Imagine the films I’ve watch

>>214022042

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>>214021698
joined in 2014
t. anon with 4,026 films logged

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