Thread 213996882

I think about this a lot

>>213996882 (OP)
>tfw you will never die of dysentery trying to make inroads into darkest africa

wish these nerds had kept the story small and less globetrotting like the first movie

>>213996955
I like globetrotting adventures though

>>213996955
Thats not how stories work, it always has to go BIGGER and be BETTER

hear me out
jack sparrow versus aliens

>>213996882 (OP)
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>>213996882 (OP)
no wonder you post this every other day on /tv/, sanjeet

>>213996978
The ruiner of everything, same in video games. Just let me defeat the local goblin king dude, I don't need to solve a world destroying crisis every time

Ever since I got laid off things are starting to feel smaller.
I literally feel like there is an invisible wall slowly closing in around me. Just outside my vision.
I've felt numb to reality from sleeping 5 hours a night for wagecucking. I couldn't stand how much of my day went to shekelstein.
I don't think I can go back.
Now that I've had my own car and driven whereever I wanted the last 5 years my local area feels smaller too.
I'm 32 and have no future. It really feels like walls are closing in. I've been starting regimens of self improvement as I get to NEEThood but it isn't helping. Nothing will feel like it did even as a 25 year old, I still wanted to kill myself then, but at least I thought if I just became a good little wagie I would be happy and disciplined.

>>213996998
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>>213997061
Sorry to hear that.
Things get better.
That shit job does not define you.

>>213997229
no they don't, why do people repeat this lie

>>213996882 (OP)
If there is less in it wouldn't the world feel bigger

>>213997253
Their talking about the unfilled areas of a map. The movie literally has a scene where Becket is talking about the map being filled in

i always wanted them to flesh out the rest of the pirate crew, instead of doing will and elizabeths stupid love story and her weird thing with jack.

>>213997061
normals are so odd. it reminds me of how covid was the best time of my life while so many still talk about it like a horror story to this day.

>>213997278
The immaterial has become... immaterial.

>>213997229
I hope so man.
Been breathing rosin fumes on and off and IPA fumes for 3 years.
I wake up drink a quart of water and then my nose is running all day. Literally dripping.
Then other times so goensted I have to mouth breathe.
I want that to go away. I want my erectile dysfunction to go away. I want to actually be able to cum from sex.
If I had stayed in school and not done death grip jerking off and a lot of other things, I'd be better off right now.
At least I'm not fat but honestly being fat would be better and easier to fix at this point.

>>213997352
I didn't mind it except for not being able to do some autistic nerd shit with friends. But other than that there was no traffic, cheap gas, and I went hiking with my dad. Pretty kino.

>>213996882 (OP)
Born too late to explore the earth, too early to explore the stars. So here we are gooning to futa hentai and getting high off microplastics. But I rather like this little life.

>>213997306
I always expected them to show how Gibbs transitioned from merchant sailor to pirate but I guess we're just supposed to assume he became a drunk and that was enough.

>>213997673
pottery