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Anonymous No.213996934 >>213997688 >>213997689 >>213997730 >>213997736 >>213998001 >>213998292 >>213999055 >>214000939 >>214003814 >>214003986
Mike has disappeared, and the RLM studio has been raided by the ATF. It's really over this time.
Anonymous No.213997000
*shrug*
buy an ad
Anonymous No.213997496 >>213999379
The prequels will never be good
Anonymous No.213997608
bleh bleh
Anonymous No.213997657 >>213998794
report eceleb threads as off topic
Anonymous No.213997675
Josh was an inside man, I knew it.
Anonymous No.213997688
>>213996934 (OP)
Gen-Xers ruin everything.
Anonymous No.213997689
>>213996934 (OP)
ICE coming for Rich Evans. He’s been hiding a think Venezuelan accent for years
Anonymous No.213997730
>>213996934 (OP)
Should've reviewed The Batman (2022).
Anonymous No.213997736 >>213998046 >>214004027
>>213996934 (OP)
Mike-less RLM is literally nothing, less than nothing actually. No Mike no RLM whereas he could easily make his own show.
Anonymous No.213998001 >>213999139 >>214003763
>>213996934 (OP)
So this is how Nerdrotic and Mauler retaliate against Mike over Mike's drunken rages putting Mauler in the hospital
Anonymous No.213998046 >>213998310
>>213997736
By the end of the year they’re going to replace Mike with the guy that does Mike
Impressions.
Anonymous No.213998292 >>213998400
>>213996934 (OP)
Can confirm. Mike is currently a fugitive, on the run from the law. It would seem the Feds are after him. He will be captured any day now and brought before a federal judge for his alleged crimes of drug trafficking, weapons trafficking, and various other RICO act violations. The IRS is also involved over tax fraud.
Anonymous No.213998310 >>213998374
>>213998046
Mike Plus, also the name of the new streaming service RLM is soon to launch.
Anonymous No.213998374 >>214001384
>>213998310
>I'm the new Mike! Mike plus! The plus is for my impressions! And I have a bike horn!
>*honk honk*
>Wwhhhaaaat?!
Anonymous No.213998400 >>213998444
>>213998292
Mike has already made it to Panama where he can't be extradited.
Anonymous No.213998421 >>213999022 >>214000985 >>214003380
They will kill themselves when Shelby Oaks is a success.
Anonymous No.213998444 >>213998493 >>213998589
>>213998400
We'll see what the Federal Marshal Service has to say about that. Let the runner keep on running, he will be run off his feet.
Anonymous No.213998493 >>213998607
>>213998444
Mike's distinctive catchphrase "feets don't fail me now" really was foreshadowing
Anonymous No.213998589 >>213998923
>>213998444
Mike will be waiting with his M60s.
Anonymous No.213998607
>>213998493
Kek. I wish Mike would catch an indictment for some crazy shit, just so we could watch his body-cam footage as he fled prosecution. It would be awesome...
>THEY'RE TRYING TO ARREST ME! My name is Mike Stoklasa, and I'm driving Rich Evans' car to Mexico! I stole it and now it's mine!
Anonymous No.213998669 >>213998741 >>214001015
>pisskel and peebert
Anonymous No.213998710
Its true but it was also a nine hour stand off, Rich barricaded himself inside and took Jay as a hostage, regardless the police wont find beard fats hard drive in the RLM studios anyway
Anonymous No.213998741
>>213998669
More like Dingus and Dillweed.
Anonymous No.213998794 >>213999235
>>213997657
Announcing reports is a bannable offense. Shoot yourself in the head, Junior janitor
Anonymous No.213998923
>>213998589
That's what Delta Force is there for.
Anonymous No.213999022
>>213998421
They are immortal after all.
Anonymous No.213999055 >>213999168 >>214000810 >>214003035 >>214003493
>>213996934 (OP)
I'm a doordash driver living in Milwaukee. I once delivered a pizza to a warehouse in the shitty part of town not knowing it was the RLM studio. I normally don't accept cash on delivery orders, but I'm broke and I wanted beer money, so I went against my better judgement. It was nestled in a maze of old junkyards and dilapidated buildings. I was pretty sure I was going to get robbed.

When I got there, I knocked on the door, and Jay answered. He was dressed in nothing but a chastity cage and a slave Leia outfit, with a large, heavy chain around his neck. He wouldn't make eye contact with me, but I could tell he was scared. Suddenly, there was a tug on the chain, and Jay was jerked away from the door frame. That was when I saw him. Mike. He looked like a monster, with a large gut barely concealed by a dirty, tattered wifebeater. He was much larger than he appears on Youtube, at least 6'6" and easily 350 lbs.

He was naked from the waist down, and had a massive flaccid cock hanging from a black mess of pubic hair, dripping with what appeared to be cum from his abnormally long foreskin. He grabbed my wrist and put a wad of damp $2 bills in my hand. I was terrified that he was going to pull me inside. He didn't say a word, but he held my arm in the doorway for about five seconds and looked straight at me. I think he knew I watched the channel and that I recognized him. But he let me go, and slammed the steel door shut behind him.

As it was shutting, I swear I heard Rich's distinctive scream, crying out for help. It was faint, even with his shrill, piercing voice, but it sounded like it was coming from under the floorboards. I think Mike keeps him underground somewhere. I know I should have called the police, but I've never run so fast in my life. I got into my car and just drove. I remember reaching the city limits before I turned around. I think I mentally blocked out the location, because I couldn't find my way back there even if I wanted to.
Anonymous No.213999139
>>213998001

Mike is plotting revenge against Nerdrotic and Mauler for setting him up
Anonymous No.213999168 >>214003035
>>213999055
Many such cases... The reports keep coming in. Your post is one among hundreds.
Anonymous No.213999235
>>213998794
Not him but advising others when to make reports is not a bannable offence.
Anonymous No.213999354 >>213999405 >>214003688
Is it just me, or did Mike slowly become more miserable after Jesse dumped him?
That Halloween BotW episode in the haunted hotel was so fucking obvious, the body language between the two of them was rigid as fuck.
Anonymous No.213999379
>>213997496
Go watch Space Cop.
Anonymous No.213999405
>>213999354
She was only fucking Mike to get access to their Patreon money and spend it on lavish things for herself, it hurts getting played like that.
Anonymous No.213999505 >>213999629
They're coming after them because they had a review where they said burning the flag was protected by the first amendment. Not anymore.
Anonymous No.213999622 >>214000453
Show me the body. I want to see the body.
Anonymous No.213999629
>>213999505
>There's this guy... Mike. Mike Stoklasa. He says we should burn the flag. I don't think we should burn the flag. Sounds like something HAMAS would do. Bad bad guys, Hamas. Muslim Mike, I call this guy, he's just like Hamas. Muslim Mike.
Anonymous No.213999851
With your help, we can stop Mike Stoklasa before he kills again.
Remember: if you see Mike Stoklasa, call the authorities.
Do not approach. Do not attempt to follow. Call the authorities.
Anonymous No.213999911 >>214000237
total shatner victory
Anonymous No.214000237
>>213999911
>911
Anonymous No.214000319 >>214003779
Anonymous No.214000453 >>214000575
>>213999622
You don't want to see Mike's body.
Anonymous No.214000575 >>214003172 >>214003709
>>214000453
Anonymous No.214000714 >>214003817 >>214006304
Like Sam Witwer said, let's see them actually do something.
Anonymous No.214000810
>>213999055
I can believe it.
Anonymous No.214000939 >>214002490
>>213996934 (OP)
Oh that us really nice signal boosting meme thread, but it doesn't change the fact that RLM is Disney affiliated channel created to create consensus in an effort to push George sell the IP to Disney, and that Mickey Stoklasa did nothing but ran damage control for Disney Wars.
Anonymous No.214000985
>>213998421
It's so fucking funny that these fags just became less principled Stuckmann after all of their bullshit.
Anonymous No.214001015
>>213998669
More like Mickeyl and Disneebert.
Anonymous No.214001384 >>214003548
>>213998374
Upgrade. His George impression has the highlight of the last Plinkett video.
Anonymous No.214002490 >>214002553 >>214003351
>>214000939
What the fuck does this even mean?
Anonymous No.214002553
>>214002490
spedditors.
Anonymous No.214002639 >>214003043
>rewatching best of the worst
>click video
>wow why did i never finish this one?
>no mike, no rich in the discussion
oh...
Anonymous No.214003035
>>213999055
>>213999168
The lore keeps getting deeper.
Anonymous No.214003043
>>214002639
>gets an opportunity to see "The Wizard" UNLEASHED
>declines it
???
Anonymous No.214003104 >>214003908
>it's another josh "wizard" tries to explain the plot of a horrible b movie while mike and rich ignore and interrupt him and he gets visibly angry
Anonymous No.214003172
>>214000575
Oooohh, please. God, almighty don't let this be real.
Anonymous No.214003243
Jack Packard is the best underrated member
Anonymous No.214003282
I knew Rich was a mole since he stopped wearing wifebeaters to the tapings, the stronzo was wearing a fucking wire...
Anonymous No.214003351
>>214002490
Mickey Shitklasa is Disney shill. It's quite obvious.
Anonymous No.214003380
>>213998421
HOLY BASED STUCKGODNATIONARMY RISE UP!!!!!

MIKE KILL YOURSELF NOW NIGGERFAGGOT
Anonymous No.214003493
>>213999055
Can confirm, i was the car.
Anonymous No.214003548 >>214003610 >>214003794
>>214001384
>latest plinkett star wars video less than 1M views.
How soon can we clean out mike's office?
Anonymous No.214003610
>>214003548
That is because it is now undeniable - RLM damage controlled for basically every Disney entry in SW.
Anonymous No.214003688
>>213999354
>Mike slowly become more miserable after Jesse dumped him

>They still don't know

They just "broke up" to get people off their trace, they are having their 10 year wedding anniversary this november and their twins Mike Jr and George are starting middle school next year.

What you think is him becoming miserable and jaded is just the usual decaying of a tired dad, happens to the best of us.
Anonymous No.214003709
>>214000575
Get out of here Jay
Anonymous No.214003763 >>214003932
>>213998001
Who is the retarded faggot in the glasses?
Anonymous No.214003779 >>214003939
>>214000319
>Mike and Jay almost killed each other over this fucking 4
Such is life in the Winsconsindome.
Anonymous No.214003794
>>214003548
They are heamoraging patreon supporters too. It's over for them. They peaked over a decade ago by pandering to sad nerds like them whining about George Lucas as if they are anywhere near his level, and now all they can do it suck the corporate dick and fade onto obscurity like the fat out of touch slobs they are while zoomers and millennials laugh at them.
Anonymous No.214003814
>>213996934 (OP)
RIP Mark
You were a real one
Anonymous No.214003817
>>214000714
>That one time Mike tried to shit on this dude implying he had the better Palpatine impression

Sometimes Jay and Rich gotta stop Mike's delusions, his Palpatine is so fucking bad and he keeps doing it.
Anonymous No.214003908
>>214003104
>Tfw you can clearly see him getting his mic muted but still talking while the other guys are doing a bit

Id feel bad if it hadn't been like 15 years with him refusing to change.
Anonymous No.214003932
>>214003763
Someone who doesn't work for Disney, unlike RLM.
Anonymous No.214003939
>>214003779
Anonymous No.214003955 >>214005753
I love how mad you fuckers get about knockoff YouTube siskel and ebert
Anonymous No.214003986
>>213996934 (OP)

>ATF

Arent they in canada?
Trooth Bombz "Black in the Dayz" from /asp/ !ntxFr6SCLM No.214004027
>>213997736
You can say the same about Matt Mcmuscles and in both instances they are still the worst talent in their group. What is this phenomenon?
Anonymous No.214004056 >>214004069 >>214004092 >>214004108
Jay owes me sex.
Anonymous No.214004069
>>214004056
*lumberjack jay
Anonymous No.214004092
>>214004056
Jay will be down for it when he finally realizes the weirdo edgy indie movies he's been watching were just gay porn
Anonymous No.214004108
>>214004056
Anonymous No.214004257
Theyve been having shit takes for the last 4 years at least and i still cant stop watching them. What is this black magic Mike has cast upon me?
Anonymous No.214005753
>>214003955
>knockoff YouTube siskel and ebert
Hahahaha you fucking wish, these fags are are knockoff Stuckmann and Brown Table.
Anonymous No.214005930 >>214006339
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WHAAAAAAAUUUT
Anonymous No.214006304
>>214000714
oufff
Anonymous No.214006339
>>214005930
i like how it annoyed him. the whaaaaat was really good too.