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Anonymous No.213999422 >>213999521 >>214000898 >>214002464 >>214004006 >>214004060 >>214004195 >>214004289 >>214004370 >>214004407 >>214006593 >>214006762 >>214007701 >>214008685 >>214010467
>you’re walking through the swamp
>this thing comes up to you says β€œdo not bring your evil here”
What do ?
Anonymous No.213999446
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Anonymous No.213999521
>>213999422 (OP)
Blast Swamp Thing at full volume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFvvLuomw0Y
Anonymous No.213999553
It's just a cigarette butt, buddy.
Anonymous No.214000898
>>213999422 (OP)
Walk into a swamp dramatically while monologuing "If tears could come --- they would!"
Anonymous No.214000999 >>214001416
Swamp Thing? More like the sweet thang
Anonymous No.214001090 >>214001122 >>214004344 >>214004410 >>214004481
I've only seen cool concept art of Swam Thing of him walking all aloof
But I have no idea what he fights agains, poachers? Lumbermills?
Anonymous No.214001122
>>214001090
He fights for love. Really
Anonymous No.214001416
>>214000999
Based Joel referential digits
Anonymous No.214002464
>>213999422 (OP)
Say "Yes sir...", turn the fuck around, and walk right the fuck out of that swamp.
Anonymous No.214002590
>Swamp Thing! You are amazing! You fight everything NASTY!
Anonymous No.214002917
SAVE ME GLYPHOSATE
Anonymous No.214003941
Anonymous No.214004006
>>213999422 (OP)
Anonymous No.214004060
>>213999422 (OP)
Sorry...Ah farted
Anonymous No.214004195
>>213999422 (OP)
Rape the swamp thing.
Anonymous No.214004289 >>214004440
>>213999422 (OP)
The evil has already been brung. Bitch ass swamp thang.

Get the fuck out my way, i got crocodiddles to fuck.
Anonymous No.214004333 >>214004379 >>214004750
Anonymous No.214004344
>>214001090
Swamp crime
Anonymous No.214004370
>>213999422 (OP)
i would not do a thing, i would sit down and listen to what swamp monster had to say, and thats what nobody (including those meddling kids and dog) did not do
Anonymous No.214004379 >>214004393 >>214007959
>>214004333
What is this?
Anonymous No.214004393 >>214004466
>>214004379
Swamp Thing
Anonymous No.214004407 >>214004427
>>213999422 (OP)
Make it squeal like a pig!
Anonymous No.214004410 >>214005090
>>214001090
Romans
Anonymous No.214004427
>>214004407
deliverance gaming
Anonymous No.214004440
>>214004289
>I Gah Ron Tee (I guarantee)
Anonymous No.214004466 >>214004499
>>214004393
Looks good. This is the TV series?
Anonymous No.214004481 >>214004546
>>214001090
Originally, Swamp Thing generally fought classic horror movie monsters. Werewolves, vampires, etc. His gimmick was that he was a man who'd become a monster in a horrible lab accident and, as he traveled the world searching for a cure, he encountered other traditional "monsters" and generally the twist at the end would be that they were all just as misunderstood and feared as he was.

Then for a long time he just fought whoever. He sort of got shuffled into the "standard" DC roster and did some globe-trotting supervillain fighting.

Then Alan Moore got ahold of him and rebooted everything about him, effectively creating the modern Swamp Thing. DC now has the concept of elemental planes, such as "The Green" (plants) and "The Red" (animals). Swamp Thing is the guardian elemental of The Green, and he spends a lot of his time fighting rival elementals as they plot to undo the balance of the world. He also has a ridiculous power level at this point, so people often want a piece of him, and he spends a fair amount of time battling nefarious scientists or organizations that want to harness his power. He also cameos as a sort beholden-to-nobody third party with Justice League stuff occasionally, since almost everything they do affects him in one way or another. Beyond that he just sort of has the bog standard "protect the environment" villains of evil corporations dumping toxic waste or whatever.
Anonymous No.214004499
>>214004466
Yes
Got cut short because tax breaks they were banking on to produce the show in North Carolina didn't end up happening.
Anonymous No.214004546 >>214004652
>>214004481
I glimpsed over the newish comics when I was a kid and his archenemy was turbo cancer or whatever? Or was that Animal Man
Anonymous No.214004652 >>214004829
>>214004546
I wanna say you're thinking of The Rot/The Black, which is death? Swamp Thing got a little carried away with the elemental planes after Moore stopped writing him and now there are as many elements as there are Lantern Corps. Swamp Thing's most iconic villain was Anton Arcane, an evil wizard from way back in the original run, and whose daughter (Abby Arcane) is Swamp Thing's love interest. I think Anton's dead and confirmed in-literal-biblical-Hell now though.
Anonymous No.214004750 >>214005028
>>214004333
Also had Floronic Man
Anonymous No.214004829
>>214004652
Yeah that was it.
Anonymous No.214005028
>>214004750
That is an incredibly rad costume for him. Shame the show got canceled.
Anonymous No.214005090 >>214006489
>>214004410
underrated
too bad the joke will be lost on many
Anonymous No.214005686
I do not associate with indians
Anonymous No.214006489 >>214007330
>>214005090
I'm silly, explain it to me.
Anonymous No.214006593
>>213999422 (OP)
Let James Wan make a swamp thing movie
Anonymous No.214006762 >>214007164
>>213999422 (OP)
>Evil? I'm just chilling nigga, you want some of this shit? Take a puff, brother, you's gonna be floating, this is mexican airlines, baby
Anonymous No.214007164 >>214008559
>>214006762
The swamp is my world. It is who I am; it is what I am. I was once a man. I know the evil men do.
Anonymous No.214007330
>>214006489
Anonymous No.214007701
>>213999422 (OP)
SMOKE WEED
Anonymous No.214007959
>>214004379
Is from the short lived swamp thing show that was released some years back. Shit was pretty good but got fucked by being released on that dc only app.
Anonymous No.214008559
>>214007164
True, true, brother, I was just thinking about sand, all of that sand, ever thought how much sand there is? That's some wild shit right there
Anonymous No.214008581
>*unzips dick*
Anonymous No.214008685
>>213999422 (OP)
>hey buddy this is a private swamp!
Anonymous No.214010467
>>213999422 (OP)
Who should do the soundtrack for the inevitable swamp thing live action dc movie ?