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Anonymous No.214000680 >>214000726 >>214000847 >>214000871 >>214000883 >>214000894 >>214001174 >>214002025
I am the captain now
Anonymous No.214000695 >>214001366
I am the captain now
Anonymous No.214000716 >>214000809 >>214000933
Possums like "Fuck. FUCK."
Anonymous No.214000726
>>214000680 (OP)
Anonymous No.214000809
>>214000716
I found that possum in my soup, btw.
Anonymous No.214000847
>>214000680 (OP)
>I'm taking over this operation, the President of Animals signed the order this morning.
Anonymous No.214000869 >>214000928 >>214001222 >>214001223
I am the captain now
Anonymous No.214000871
>>214000680 (OP)
it's fucking weird that this is a fly and not a spider
Anonymous No.214000883 >>214001152
>>214000680 (OP)
Anonymous No.214000894 >>214000926 >>214001010 >>214001184
>>214000680 (OP)
WTF is that???
Anonymous No.214000916
Where did you find this picture of me its very embarassing
Anonymous No.214000926
>>214000894
it's a mind-control spider native to australia
Anonymous No.214000928
>>214000869
>get yo ass out the fuckin road nigga, people got places to be
Anonymous No.214000933 >>214001011
>>214000716
nigga that's a bat
Anonymous No.214001010 >>214001088 >>214001184
>>214000894
a bat fly. Not a spider
Anonymous No.214001011
>>214000933
No that's a young possum
Anonymous No.214001088 >>214001108 >>214001187 >>214001224
>>214001010
>bat fly
*Googles it*
>>>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nycteribiidae
How bizarre.
Anonymous No.214001108
>>214001088
HOW BIZARRE
HOW BIZARRE
Anonymous No.214001152
>>214000883
Revenge of shinobi
Anonymous No.214001166 >>214001191
They are mosquitoes that look like spiders and only suck the blood of bats.
Anonymous No.214001174
>>214000680 (OP)
>is called a fly
>wingless
What did they mean by this
Anonymous No.214001184 >>214001197
>>214001010
>>214000894
>bats have blood sucking flies who live on their body

Heh.. ironic.
Anonymous No.214001187
>>214001088
I didn't even notice it had only 6 legs
Anonymous No.214001191 >>214001254
>>214001166
Anon theyre LITERALLY called bat flies why tf do you think theyre mosquitoes
Anonymous No.214001197 >>214001523
>>214001184
more like
>the only mammal that can fly has a fly that can't fly as a parasite
Anonymous No.214001222
>>214000869
>Rigby, if we don't cross this road right now, Benson will kill us!
>Ugghh too many tequeΓ±os...
Anonymous No.214001223
>>214000869
kind birb:3
Anonymous No.214001224
>>214001088
Little fleas have smaller fleas
Upon their backs to bite them
And smaller fleas have tiny fleas
And so on, ad infinitum
Anonymous No.214001242 >>214001358
How do you do, fellow bees?
Anonymous No.214001254
>>214001191
Because flies and mosquitoes are in the same group, and mosquitoes are better known as bloodsuckers than flies.
Anonymous No.214001358 >>214001504
>>214001242
Hello fellow nector drinker. We at the humming bird community welcome you.
Anonymous No.214001366
>>214000695
possum eat toast lol funny
Anonymous No.214001440 >>214001488
>tfw you look Jewish when you're not
does this make me the human version of these mimics?
Anonymous No.214001488 >>214001585
>>214001440
Depends, do you control the media and banks?
Anonymous No.214001504
>>214001358
hello fellow humming bird, I also belong to the Animalia kingdom
Anonymous No.214001523
>>214001197
this guy gets it
Anonymous No.214001585
>>214001488
no...
Anonymous No.214001669
I am the captain now
Anonymous No.214001746
I am captain now
Anonymous No.214001854
I captain now
Anonymous No.214002025
>>214000680 (OP)
Imagine, who the fuck comes up with these creatures? It's like there's one creator doing cool shit and another trying to fuck the other's creations up.