Thread 214001705

>get a skill
>lift weights
>dont oversocialize
>drink raw milk
>debtmaxxx
>get a mentor
>treat time as gold
>take the New Pill

good pic lol

>>214001705 (OP)
is that harry potter?

>>214001705 (OP)
>build a gorilla nest

>>214001705 (OP)
>debtmaxxx
Like a credit card?
>the New Pill
qrd?

>>214001705 (OP)

You need to keep a good mix of banal and retarded in your advice routine.

>become a social pariah
>look and dress like Trotsky for unknown reasons
>bang high schoolers
>scam incels and losers
>use an army of wiggers to produce sketches and podcasts
>buy cars
>beat up elderly comedians on youtube

>>214001705 (OP)
>have sexual intercourse with transgenders
>have two

>>214001705 (OP)
Sam Hyde is now legally the property of Harland Williams.

After reviewing all the evidence the court feels that Harland's destruction of Sam was so absolute the only option was to make Harland Williams the legal parent and guardian of the manchild known as Sam Hyde.

Because Mr. Hyde is clearly mentally ill and prone to violent temper tantrums he is to be placed into a conservatorship like Britney Spears. Mr. Harland Williams will immediately assume full control of all Mr. Hyde's assets, all Mr. Hyde's bank accounts and of Mr. Hyde himself.

This judgment is final and cannot be appealed.

>>214001778
>qrd?

Donate $50 and I'll let you know what you need to do, big boy.

*takes swig of filtered water from mason jar*

>>214001705 (OP)
why did the fucking necromancer resurrect this faggot?

>>214001859
Kek

>>214001705 (OP)
>take the New Pill
Is...is it suppository?

>>214001817
As someone with a less than favorable opinion on sam hyde I have to admit the trotsky look is kino

>>214001705 (OP)
>drink raw milk
only if you have a cow. this is what Westerners don't understand

>>214001705 (OP)
Jet Weinstein

I get similar “just work a trade bro” vibe from Sam that I get from Mike Rowe

>>214002716
Mike Rowe's also a theater kid with a meme degree who's never worked a trade like Sam.

>>214002778
They should do a podcast together, it would save a generation of young men.

>>214001817
Ok and?

>>214001705 (OP)
he's a fking tard
every time I see his advice video I'm convinced he's deliberately giving terrible advice just because he can and is bitter and wants others to end up suffering like he does.

>never have kids
>never settle down
>never get a noble profession
>never make a sincere, beautiful piece of art
>drown in irony
>fake being a christian
>idolize the shallow, thin veneer of "trad" aesthetics
>vote for an israeli cocksucker
>never innovate
>stream fallout while doing an indian impression for 2 hours with your wigger slaves forced to laugh

>>214001705 (OP)
>>dont oversocialize
wut

>>214003005
because he read le epic 4chan university bomberman and parrots the term "oversocialization" because it equals "shit leftists do" which is le bad

He is likeable. His fans arnt. Kind of like Juggalos and ICP. ICP can be likeable but juggalos are so retarded you dont want to admit you like ICP to avoid being associated with juggalos.
I like Sam and MDE because they are New Englanders and I appreciate that they are really Blue Collar construction guys except Sam. Sam thinks he is some kind of graphic design genius and authority but its not that great although he takes great pride in it. Demo/Cracking groups from the 80s-2010s make more impressive graphics on Keygens and Installers with no budget than Sam has ever done with a Cartoon Network budget. He claims to be this super based guy yet will never ever talk about GoyimTV or Gypsy Crusader. Perhaps he feels that would prevent him from getting on Rogan? I would like to see him get on Rogan and get peered pressured into smoking weed with Joe or him and Ari going passive agressivly back in fourth. Thats also what his whole drive is, getting onto Joe Rogan. When he feels like its impossible everything is going to decrease in quailty mark my words. PGL, MDE he wont be trying to impress Joe anymore and thats what keeps the quailty up.
Sam is a Joe Rogan Fanboy.

>>214001705 (OP)
>you will never be this washed up

>>214003005
Some of Sammy's worst advice. He says that if you spend too much time socializing and making friends, you won't have enough time to hustle and grind. The reality is that if you want to advance your career, having friends is a lot more important than having the right skills most of the time. Maybe in something like tech connections are less important? But for the most part the boomer axiom is true - it's who you know, not what you know.

>>214001705 (OP)
skibidi chungus

>>214002974
He hates his fans. He hates Jet Neptune. This whole thing was a grift to syphon money from people he hates like the brony thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0srrl5pedyg&t=447s

https://youtu.be/yQCf2zYA2C0?t=24

>>214001705 (OP)
Balding rapidly. Look at that fivehead.

It's over.

>>214003151
7:27 Mark.

>>214003121
sam is spiritually a nigger. a wigger, if you will. he unironically thinks that acting like a romanian retard flexing pointless material possessions is le based and tradcath. hes exactly like andrew tate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVwx9jtk3fs

>>214002839
Hide is too busy making podcasts with unironic federal agent.

How's that video game coming along? It's been in development for at least 10 years at this point.

Q already tore down nu-sam. if you haven't abandoned ship by now, its actually over for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joaewsTt15k

>>214001817
Wish this was me. Except Trotsky's style.

>>214003005
Retard misunderstanding a sociological concept about social conditioning whereby someone internalizes prevailing social norms and values to the point where they become paralyzed to act outside of this moral hegemony and even come to accept that these adopted values are internal characteristics. Sam is a retard who thinks it literally means socializing with people.
>>214003078
He conveniently ignores all the shit Ted had to say about the right.

>>214001754
Offensive.

He is not making funny YouTube content anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRtHrjLQjjU
Fishtank is such a disaster. The only good thing that came out of it was Airsoft Fatty reversing his life.

>>214001817
This is like jd vance/newsom meme.
hyde is literally a sketchy jew looking fuck that's extremely ugly and not aesthetic in any way. yet rightoid mouthbreathers trust him. Lole

>>214001705 (OP)
when does the human trafficking come in?

>>214003387
>Sam is a retard who thinks it literally means socializing with people
thats embarrassing. reminds me of myself when i was 11 and thought socialism literally meant "a society where socialising is a norm". but i was 11. a lot more excusable than a 40 year old man

>>214001822
>Well… something happens, but it’s very small. For example… he gets his podcast set destroyed, and the guy who destroyed it becomes his… butler
>His… butler?
>Yeah, he’s a butler now. He has to, you know… take care of him.
>And that’s the show. The guy’s a butler.

>>214001817
>>beat up elderly comedians on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTniDw0Qxfg
Harlands Reaction to the countdown for Sams appearance on Joe Rogan

>>214003447
>was Airsoft Fatty reversing his life.
he just started taking ozempic jesus christ

>>214001705 (OP)
>You look riped, Sam