Thread 214002355

body?

>>214002355 (OP)
b-b-b-b-b-b--b-b-bo-bob-bobbob-body??

hair status?

there's Founder synthesis potential here...

The shock knocked out half his brain, it actually gave him a severe form of permanent brain damage. A vegatable.

>>214002355 (OP)
Why are these threads funny for no reason?

>>214002668
it helped him during the interrogation with the fat retard.

>>214002355 (OP)
yhes stayvun a boddie

i'm drunk right now and thinking about ending it all

>>214002355 (OP)
i used to think the police officers being retards was just a meme until i saw that interview tape.

the virgin stayvun
the CHAD RUSSEL JONES

>>214002875
They're so fucking stupid i pissed myself laughing the first time i saw it.

>>214002355 (OP)
Stayvun?

>>214002355 (OP)
What’s our take on the hiding dog?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t61VUYK0DWU NOTHING suspicious at all

>>214002996
BUT THE TP IS STILL BROWN STAYVUN YA DIDNT GET IT ALL STAYVUN

>>214002355 (OP)
>...a human head and hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>214002996
"YOU WIPED BUT WE KNOW! DONT YOU WATCH CSI? WE KNOW!!!!"

takes me out every single time i think about it

>>214002355 (OP)
you never kicked a dog or a cat stayvun?

>>214002355 (OP)
Did he really deserve such a severe punishment?
He looks bro tier, I'd love to be his roommate

>>214002355 (OP)
you wear the same pair of underwear for more than one day, anon?

>>214002875
What did they do that was stupid? Stephen got caught. If you want to see stupid cops check out the interview with Isabella Guzman who successfully plead insanity after killing her mom, she had everyone there wrapped around her finger

>>214002355 (OP)
Out of context I don't really see what's wrong with this, it seems like he just thought she was missing but just finds out that she's dead

>>214002355 (OP)
>"Buh-Buh-Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-BODY?!!? EEEEEEEEEYIKES!"
>tugs at collar, copious amounts of steam rise out
>*GULP*
>legs start spinning, cue hannah barbara run sfx
>"Gawrsh... erm.. check please!"
>dissapears, leaving behind a stayvun shaped cloud
>darts back to house
>plows through door, leaving behind a Stayvun shaped hole
>cliff is on the other side of house
>runs past cliff
>stops
>"Wait a second..."
>Looks down
>looks back up, looks at the camera in despair, then holds up a small flag that says "uh oh!"
>plummets, cue slide whistle sfx
>SMACK
>sad trombone plays

>>214002875
If you score too high on the IQ test you won't be accepted by US police departments. All city cops are retards, sadists or retarded sadists.

>>214003962
>stayvun shaped cloud
lel

WE GOT YOUR HAAAIR WITH THE BODY
https://youtu.be/FCNccWVP02E?si=YCd3yGcmFTqeSc9Q

>>214003992
Has there even been a justification given for that anyway? Even a bullshit one?

>>214002355 (OP)
I WANT YOUR BAHDEH STAYVUN

>>214002708
...because they're funny, anon...

>>214002355 (OP)
you guys think she would've gone out with him if he had a haircut?

>>214004177
It's so the cops can think like a criminal

Did he rape her before strangling her at least

BODY-ODY

>>214004177
There is
It isn't true

>>214003780
This is why it's interesting. Everyone just thought he's shocked at the confirmation she really died, it was only in hindsight that we know he's panicking that they found evidence.

>>214002481
was there

>>214002355 (OP)
Metal Gear?

>>214004601
he could definitely pull off the charming rat boy look if he took care of himself

>>214003992
Why do people keep spreading that myth? I've seen people saying the same thing about the military

>>214003262
he looks like a disgusting faggot

>>214004623
Because leftists are mad that cops try to protect people from crazed niggers

>>214004401
Nah he was trying to rape her but accidentally killed her instead

>>214004177
because low IQs are dumb golems who will follow orders without question

"Look in the mirror and tell yourself you're a piece of shit."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARYxYplRZ0I

>look at that purrty lil 4/10 stayvun, don’t ya ever ta yer self, maaan that looks nice? wouldn’t you want a piece of that purrty lil 4/10 stayvun?
wdhmbt?

>>214002875
they don’t have any evidence tying him to the murder, and steven was robotmoding so they didn’t have anything to do except question him

>>214004669
I mean the last thing you want is a dumb cop because they'll fuck up searches and violate rules to made evidence inadmissible. They're the ones who'll have to make decision on the spot

>>214002355 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPVcW3ZpPvc
Looks like a typical Gnarkill fan

>>214004623
people believe all kinds of retarded bullshit, even "smart" people.

>>214004623
>>214004943
>https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/jordan-v-city-new-london-policing-hiring-and-iq-when-all-answers
not a myth

>>214004601
this is shopped

>>214002355 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMY_UAbsoow

>body? what body?
>hehehehuhuehuehuehu

>>214005108
I mean some departments are retarded but very few would do that

>>214002355 (OP)
Stayvun

>>214005536
but it is officially legal to do so

>>214005576
ADHD vs autism

>>214004623
>Myth

>>214004601
i hope this dumb fag knows what a huge joke everyone thinks he is

>>214005576
Kinoooooooooooooooooo

>>214004728
they did have evidence, though

>you think about having sex?
>no
>liar

>>214004177
It's not because they are too smart it's because they need to hire for more diversity

>>214003084
What was his plan? Did he really think he wasn't getting life for that?

>>214003992
That doesn't sound true

>>214003962
>Bugs Bunny goes "Israel is not a legitimate state".

>>214004177
A high IQ person has empathy and will play judge on the streets. They can't help it. They need people that follow orders.

>>214007663
Bullshit, the low IQ sadists are constantly up to shit that violates their written directives.

The truly funny encounters are when they confront someone who's firing different regions of their tiny brain, like "black male, not cooperative, but also a higher-ranking member of law enforcement".
They really short-circuit on those, so many primal directives conflicting at the same time.

>>214002876
nooooo stop he'll let out his bipolar

>>214002876
This guy was kino I don’t know why he never got big on /tv/ like Stayvun or Watts. Will the crimekino trilogy never be completed?

>>214003084
I hate that he put his poor mother through this, that little shit.

>>214002776
Don't do it bro. Those innocent people at the synagogue are entitled to pursuit happiness like the everyone else.

>>214002392
zoinks!!

>>214005412
HEEHEEHAAHAHAHAHA!

>>214009553
This, her and the father just seemed like kind reasonable people that just wanted a nice family and lost the genetic lottery. They seemed like they even accepted that he was a theater sperg. It's really unfair what they had to go through and now they'll have no one while this potato rots in prison.

Does being autistic make you more likely to be a criminal, similar to psychopathy or antisocial personality disorder? Only 3% of Americans are autistic but nearly every other serial killer or mass shooter seems to be a diagnosed sperg

>>214002776
I don't know

>>214002876
can i get a qrd?

>>214004728
they did have evidence at that time, though. They just weren't bringing up the bloody hacksaw in his bathtub yet because they wanted to bait him into a confession first for whatever reason.

>>214010065
i dont know.

>>214002355 (OP)
Stayvunson