Thread 214003399

>"yeah dude i love honing my craft and really putting out a perfectly scultped set, its art man"
>fast forward to the art
>"sooooo...anybody getting pegged here in Skokie, Illinois?"

>>214003399 (OP)
crowdwork comics arent real comics. remember when people wrote jokes? and not just somebody else's jokes, but their own jokes.

cope

>>214003399 (OP)
>you should probably lose weight. it's unhealthy
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UR MEAN!!!
https://youtu.be/NteYuzeIkt4

>>214003399 (OP)
CHRIST that thing is fat

>>214003477
man if what im hearing is true....poor nick

He has a lot of thoughted out works in his material

>>214003399 (OP)
bros got that thousand island stare

>dude... what if a retard... was chinese... and gay?
>*skeletor laugh*
>no but really trans rights white people bad

>>214003399 (OP)
He is Self-Deprecative. Went out of his way to look like a greasy porn industry worker, while he should be using the last of his youth to shed the weight and avoid old fat people issues. All for the lulz i guess.

>>214003477
is this real?

>>214004838
'fraid 'o

You wouldn't get it, civilians never do. They're the last line of defense.

>>214003399 (OP)
he should just read crime statistics and shout the end of his joke over and over again until someone in the audience acknowledges him

>>214004625
he's not going to get old

They should've done this unironically for TAFS. It might've made the show actually tolerable.
https://youtu.be/Arw4KlfxHrs

>>214005622
boogie got old

>>214005603
Actually funny but you have to pick the right audience for it. Like the one where Sam Hyde starts reading off information about AIDS Patient Zero

>>214005622
Fat people don't die that quickly anymore with modern medicine

>>214003857
Yeah, he plants audience members to get the most insane shit to post on social media. Same thing with his podcast; it’s literally the same two guys and girl talking about being depressed they aren’t getting laid.

>>214005664
congrats
you got which other unfunny comedian I was referencing

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>>214005679
yeah but thia guy will 100% commit suicide as soon as he is no longer popular

>>214003511
people watch this?

>>214003399 (OP)
I was in a barbershop quartet in skokie Illinois

sydney greenstreet level

Hey

My mom was Jamaican, and my dad was native American, so when I see a plantaaaain, I don't know whether to eat it or shove it up my ass

>>214003399 (OP)
Strange that one of the fattest podcasters helped launch the careers of two of the slimmest podcasters. What's the deal with that?

>>214003399 (OP)
Hahaha, hell yeah dude, shout-out to Skokie.

>>214006398
all were funded by Peter Thiel

>>214005934
ebaumsworld has let itself go a bit

>>214005685
He's actually funny though so you're wrong

>>214007893
Why is Peter Thiel the new discord troon obsession? Do you guys get a memo from the DNC to spam this shit lmao

stav won

>>214006398
cumming in anna's tight hot armenian pusy

>>214003511
It is wild that someone animated this

>>214003511
>stav complaining that riffing with his friends for two hours a week is tiring work

>>214008241
Fuentes talks about him

>>214003477
have another

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>>214010416
kek

>>214003511
Adam is the punching bag, but Stav has always been more pathetic. If Stav had to endure even a fraction of the bullying that Adam got on the show, he would have 100% killed himself.

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>>214003477

Adam was right about the breakfast sandwich incident

>>214010377
This looks more like Froggy Fresh than Nick

Stav won

>>214005533
Ahhhhhhh Civilians

>>214003399 (OP)
I would be embarrassed to go outside if I looked like him. I can't believe Nick could even tolerate his presence, as a neurotic freak. Dude is unhygienic as fuck and is missing teeth for fuck sake.

>>214010698
He was, Stav's just a fat fuck always focused on being a fat fuck.

>>214011468
hes deliberately made it his look. he purposefully wants to look like shit, probably to stand out more. "haha look at that, this guy is morbidly obese, has a horseshoe hairline with long hair, keeps facial hair that looks fucking disgusting, purposely wears extremely bright or noticeable shirts, he's a complete cretin, lets laugh at him!"

>>214011903
How convenient that the look he wants to cultivate is only achievable by being a fat, lazy, degenerate slob, which is Stav's natural state of being.

The jokes that Nick did about Adam's mom dying were far worse than the breakfast sandwich incident, Stav being fat, Adam being Jewish, or anything else.

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>>214010537
SAAAAAAAAAAR

>>214003399 (OP)
I love Stav and the boys.

>>214008213
never intentionally.

>>214003399 (OP)
>rogan
>Tires
>Hot Ones
>Kill Tony
>Several low budget comedy movies
>Upcoming mid-budget comedy movies
Has he made a deal with the Comedy Czar to join the simulacrum or is he playing the game?

>>214011994
pretty much yeah. you remember before they became famous, he actually at least somewhat kept up his appearance. shaved his head, stayed clean shaven, probably wore normal clothing. then he got rich and got to say "fuck it i deliberately want to look like shit, it will make me even more notable than being the bald, clean shaven, normally dressed fat guy"

>>214011903
It's embarrassing to want that. He's just fat Asmongoloid.
>>214008241
He actually did fund Red Scare though. He's evil brother, he is genuinely one of those cartoony in the shadows bad guys. There's a whole expose on how Anna and Dasha tried desperately to get on the "in" crowd, that's why they pivoted so hard to alt-right fascism.

>>214012171
Seek therapy