Thread 214004859

>says wrestling isnt real
>wrestler loses his shit and starts assaulting him
but wrestling literally isnt real?

Industry secret at the time. If people thought it was all fixed, why would they watch?

>>214004859 (OP)
Pro Wrestling is literally just theater inside a square ring

>>214004918
They still watch it now despite it being well known it's all scripted

>>214004993
How could they anticipate that?

>>214004985
>theater
kek. I'd call it a soap opera for men, but that'd be doing soap operas a disservice.
It's entertainment for drooling, lobotomised cuntwits, or "Americans" as they like to call themselves.

>>214004859 (OP)
It's real in that they take bumps and brutalize their bodies but the rest of it is fake.

>>214004859 (OP)
The illusion of everything being real was important back then, it's like going up to a mall Santa and asking if they're really Santa Claus, you just look like a no fun allowed faggot. Things have changed since then since the business had to adapt to the times, but kayfabe was and is sometimes still an important thing to some wrestlers.

>>214004993
It's not scripted, retard

>>214005256
>It's real in that they take bumps and brutalize their bodies but the rest of it is fake.
the floor in the ring is all soft and they pretend to land hits

>>214005292
It has give and spring to it which cushions the fall but it still hurts. It's not "soft".

>>214004859 (OP)
Sometimes wrestling turns real. One guy in Japan would fucking break his opponents' bones until they sent in Andre the Giant to humiliate him and then fired him.

>>214005292
Right that's why practically every wrestler is addicted to pain killers.

>>214005369
no it's because they're american and in the gym roiding all day

>>214005256
>its real in that its not a real fight, they just perform athletic moves in a showy way
So its not real, got it

wrestling is the gayest fucking thing in the world, and if you like it its the same as liking anime in my eyes (both are cringe and you should seek professional help)

FUCK YOU MEAN I GOT SEETHE WORKED INTO A JAIL SHOOT BY A LOCAL JOBBER, NIGGA

>>214004859 (OP)
It's real in that it's physically punishing. They're performers, but they're still athletes

>>214005245
Damn, you must be sophisticated as all get out.

>>214005702
>"you punched his ticket... he got his receipt..."
>"oh. my bad."

>>214005245
based
>>214006093
seething shoot

>>214004859 (OP)
I remember watching this and getting annoyed at Sarge absolutely ruining the collar on Louis' t-shirt.

>>214006188
>zoomer internet speak
You seem mad actually. Which is funny because you're a faggot and young. Shouldn't you be out crushing tight butthole on grinder or something?

>>214004859 (OP)
Professional Wrestling takes more talent then acting in film. They do everything in one take, in the past they did it all with little to no preparation beforehand. Now is arguably more impressive because they have to remember 30 minutes worth of shit and nail it in one try.

>>214007159
>mandrama fan immediately resorts to homosexuality when called out
imagine moi shock

>>214007217
NTA, but you type like a projecting faggot.

>>214007246
>does it again
kek

>>214007293
>shitdroid

>>214007319
Not an argument you closeted homosexual.
>Posts Dwayne
Modern pro wrestling may suck ass, but are you pretending that the old stuff is bad to?

>>214004859 (OP)
if it isn't real then how is he able to beat the shit out of Louis?

checkmate

>>214005362
wat

Why not just fire him? They had to BREAK him in the ring first? That is so wrestling lol.

>>214007377
Akira Maeda would beat the fuck outta guys. Antonio Inoki didn't like Maeda's attitude so he booked him with Drunk Andre. Maeda kicked Andre in the legs awkwardly for 20 minutes and Inoki came out, called off the match and later fired Maeda when he kicked another wrestler in the face and broke his orbital bone for real.

>>214004859 (OP)
It's way above normie level of never doing stuff that can hurt at all but way below training contact martial arts at even the most casual level.

>>214004859 (OP)
Its all staged, they know who is going to win the match before they go out, but there's no way to fake a slama-lama-ding-dong off the top rope.

>>214007217
I don't like wrestling but you are a pretensions little faggot who feels the need to disparage people who like things you don't like. Reddit seems more your speed.

>>214004859 (OP)
Purple is the colour of royalty and also the colour of bruises.