Thread 214006121

Would you watch a British version of Reno 911?

>>214006121 (OP)
we used to laugh at sweden
now even sweden laughs at the UK

It stops being funny when you realize their incompetence and inactive allows thousands of children to get raped. Child predators are never brought to justice.

>>214006240
>incompetence
Theyre in on it. The cops are in on the kid stuff.

>>214006121 (OP)
Is that really a good use of their time and taxpayer dollars, picking up garbage like that?

>>214006276
No shit, Sherlock.
(Get it?)

>>214006121 (OP)
imagine being a plumber walking around with a toolbox
that's a life sentence right there

>>214006121 (OP)
BONGS RISE UP

>>214006351
A buh buh buh BULLET!?!?!?!?!?!? BY JOVE, THIS IS BLOODY WELL OUT OF ORDER

>>214006351
thank goodness that lil .22 has been put in a safe storage

>>214006351
>>214006396
OI CALL IN THE BLOODY BOMB SQUAD!

>>214006121 (OP)
They just raided a tool belt?

>>214006572
Some poor dude is thinking his work van/truck just got robbed

>>214006121 (OP)
>watch it Nigel, he’s got out the fiskars!

>>214006121 (OP)
>Would you watch a British
stopped reading right there, the answer is no.

>>214006121 (OP)
How are they this deluded?

How can pliers even be classified as a weapon? How are they more dangerous than car keys or literally any somewhat sharp object.

America has plenty of problems, but Britain is so overtly and borderline cartoonishly evil and depressing

>decide it's time for a grocery run
>leave my 900sqft attached house
>decaying buildings all around me
>231st consecutive day of overcast skies
>cop approaches me
>slams me into the wall and starts to strip search me
>freeze
>realize I'm still wearing my cross necklace
>that's 5 years minimum
>suddenly a sound in the distance
>a muslim call to prayer rings out through my small Welsh town
>cop unhands me and unrolls his prayer matt
>thankgod.jpg
>continue walking to Tesco
>round a corner
>get stabbed to death by nigerians
>cops visit my family
>threaten them with jail time unless they publicly endorse diversity

Could it be named

Cornwall 0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725...3

>>214007275
What about Scottie Yard? Scottie Doesn't Know?

>>214007035
>>214007065
They’re not busting the door down of some electrician and raiding their tool chest.
These estates are the U.K. equivalent of section 8 and populated entirely by scumbags, and the tools are stashed under pillows or cushions so they’re ready to be used in a fight.
They’re basically doing a contraband sweep in a cell block.

>>214006240
That's what the online safety act is for.

>>214007139
>leave my 900sqft attached house
posh wanker

>>214006121 (OP)
Thought this was Loss for a sec