Thread 214006353

Never marry an actress.

If I married her ill let her cheat on me whenever she likes

>>214006353 (OP)
If I could have a small, tiny cut of ScarJos money I wouldn't complain about shit.

Never marry a theater kid

Fellas is it gay for someone to sniff ur wife?

>>214006496
what if you don’t get the money but you get to marry her

>>214006353 (OP)
Who is the vampire?

>>214006353 (OP)
Is she cheating on the SNL guy?

>>214006353 (OP)
I mean she's a known slut, it's his own dumbass fault

>>214006884
Pedro Pascal was feeling a little anxious.

>>214006353 (OP)
I'd get to fuck Scarlet Johannesburg's in the ass and cum on her face, who tf cares about some bum sniffing her.

>>214007021
lmfao

>>214006353 (OP)
There's a reason Scarjo had already been divorced twice by the time she was like 33.

>>214006353 (OP)
My grandma has those same glasses.

Pedro Pascal thread?

>>214006884
Jonathan Bailey.

>>214006353 (OP)
God, imagine being married to ScarJo. Such a sexy little woman. So small. Hnnng I fucking love womanlets. So delicious and little.
Yknow the hot ones webm, of her bouncing. Now imagine waking up to that, sitting on your morning would. Jiggling and saying "fuck me, fuck me"

The only time I've ever been attracted to her was in She's Just Not That Into You when she's getting banged by faggot Bradley Cooper. She just does nothing for my dick.

>>214006729
I would just ebay her Hollywood swag whenever she's out shooting a movie

>>214006353 (OP)
>Never marry an actress
Too late

>>214007179
who the fuck were the husbands?

>>214008086
I would sell her used underwear to Saudi royalty

>>214008119
I would keep it and jack off to her dirty little panties

I would never find Scarlett particularly attractive if I didn't think she's a talented actress. Basically the respect I have for her craft amplifies her looks for me.

Same with Riley Keough who is a basic bitch but has acting chops. On the other hand I find Kristen Stewart and Natalie Portman very attractive but since they can't act for shit it lessens the appeal.

>>214006353 (OP)
>Hey babe, am just here with my *coworker on my way to shoot a scene. It's gonna be a late night shooting until 4 AM.
>see ya at home BYEEE.

What do?.

>>214008109
An arranged marriage to a gay actor and then a rich ad executive who begged her not to divorce

>>214008105
Porn actresses don't count

>>214006353 (OP)
How the fuck would I be able to marry an actress?

>>214006353 (OP)
Ear matches husband.

>>214006729
divorce rape her after a couple of years which could lead to me getting assassinated or something

>>214006353 (OP)
let's demote actors to lower than prostitutes again
put them in their rightful place

Jost bros, not like this..

>>214006353 (OP)
Lmao she has that piggy nose

>>214006353 (OP)
You fags know the gay in the photo is Jonathan Bailey? He's a gay faggot of the highest order, he sucks cock and take cock up the bum. He's not into women even remotely. Ask me how I know.

>>214008208
If I get to live in her mansion and have access to even some of her money I don't care if she fucks other guys

>>214010210
How do you know?

>>214006353 (OP)
That was never nor will ever be an option for anyone here.

>>214006435
>let

>>214010436
I know ;)

>>214006353 (OP)
Never marry an icon. There outrageous.

>>214006353 (OP)
if i was married my wife can do whatever or whoever the fuck she wants as long as I have a wife. please give me a wife

>>214010523
That attitude is why you don't have a wife.

>>214007021
heh

>>214010546
why though? i wouldn't mind literally being a slave, doesn't that count for a lot? why is life so unfair

>>214006353 (OP)
I thought that was dafne keen. Scarlett is so hot.

>>214006353 (OP)
If you are dicking her good having some actor fag nibble her neck means nothing.

>>214006353 (OP)
>Apple mobile device image
>poorest-quality thread
>barely a few words
Once again, the math checks out. Every time, 60% of the time

Ban ALL phone posters from orbit. Only way to be sure.

>>214011629
This. Getting cucked is actually alpha.

>>214006353 (OP)
as if i could

that isnt scarjo thats gianna michaels

>>214011947
The nostrils, dummy kun

>>214006353 (OP)

>YOU'RE VAMPIRING ME!

>>214006353 (OP)
Why would she post this?

>>214013075
Hack? Palantir and trump revenge for her campaigning against him.

>>214008564
You have ear blindness

my sex ed teacher says if if you ever date someone super famous then you should get them to take an STD test to make sure you don't get anything from them. usher is well known for giving people herpes

>>214006684
I sniffed somebody's wife and I'm straight

>>214013204
Millie, is that you?

>>214013075
To sell the glasses and theatre kids are gonna theatre.

>>214006353 (OP)
But I want to cuck Elizabeth Olsen's husband and then marry her after he got Riley Stearns'd

>>214013204
>my sex ed teacher says
And underageb&. Enjoy your vacation lil nigga. Be smarter next time.

>>214006353 (OP)
ok

>>214013204
>In August 2017, attorney Lisa Bloom announced that she is representing two other women and one man who claim Usher exposed them to HSV-2 as well.
Wtf it's real. I know he made songs about cheating but I didn't think he was this bad a guy