Thread 214007045

This show always speaks truth to power, huh?

>>214007045 (OP)
You sure love defending pedos don't you OP
Release the files

Is Trump showing up every single week on South Park now? Are they that desperate?

>>214007176
It’s SNL now

>>214007045 (OP)
>speaking truth to power doesn't count when my guy is in power

>>214007176
Trump is the mainstream government now so the counter culture is going to make fun of him.

Weren’t y’all complaining about the tech elite establishment before? Now that they work with Trump suddenly you don’t care and love AI

>>214007257
Why didn’t they do that with Biden?

>>214007302
Because Biden and Trump aren’t equally bad.

>>214007302
They did indirectly in the specials.

>>214007289
What strawman is "y'all" supposed to be?

>>214007045 (OP)
Speak to deez nutz

>>214007302
>b-but biden!
Get new material

>>214007382
Yeah Biden was far worse so he should have had many episodes making fun of his incontinence.

>>214007440
Get a new penis lmao

>>214007454
>incontinence
Trump was literally wearing a catheter. Lmao

>>214007097
How many times a day do you post this?

>>214007520
Every time there is a whiney South Park thread started by /ptg/.

>>214007440
>Get new material
Tell that to Matt and Trey and their pathetic obsession with Trump.

>>214007176
There's enough material from him alone for a decade. Just today he announced that people actually do want a dictator.

>trump made burning flags illegal in response to Southpark
Crazy times

>>214007541
Outside of your hugbox Trump is extremely unpopular.

>>214007540
You are the creator of this thread.

>>214007454
Not really. Biden was milquetoast.

>>214007573
no u lol

>>214007544
But what about free speech? I thought y’all made a huge deal over that too?

>>214007604
Bad enough to get trump re-elected.

>>214007632
He wasn't even running.

>>214007604
The leader of the strongest country in the world being a senile fart who shits himself and loses his footing on stairs is pretty funny desu.

>>214007621
There's this weird phenomenon in America where those screaming the loudest about freedom are the one's who want to restrict your freedom the most.

>>214007540
I don’t know what /ptg/ is and I spend 14 hrs a day on this site so u should probably touch some grass

>>214007568
You always say that and then trump gets another term. It’ll happen again.

>>214007621
They thought that getting kicked off of twitter or other private venues was a voting/legislative matter, the absolute retards.

>>214007660
>America

>>214007662
riiiiiight inb4 you dip into your extensive library of /pol/ infographics

>>214007632
Biden wasn't running

>>214007688
Christ
I’ve never seen someone this rent freee

>>214007621
>censorship bad
>except when Trump does it
>government and government control bad
>except when Trump does it
>government spending bad
>except when Trump does it
>illegals bad
>except for the ones Trump gives exceptions for (farming and hotel industries)
That’s modern conservatism

>>214007679
t. Steve Bannon

Episode 1 - eh. That they attempted to go as far as they could so the orange man might cancel them right after they signed a deal with Paramount was the best joke
Episode 2 - Big Mac diarrhea coming out of Trey's ass
Episode 3 - funny for a change

>>214007653
Because he sundowned during the debate lmao. Worst and most incompetent president ever.

>>214007679
The constitution suggests otherwise

>>214007711
Haha that's why right now you're in this thread about a show you don't watch.

>>214007689
No shit, because he had a sundown episode during the debate lmao, what a fuck up.

>>214007724
See it doesn't bother us when you say that because we don't worship idols. You were going to say that no matter who. This isn't my first or even 5th cycle kiddo

will they parody the big booty ice agent?

>>214007724
>>214007752
But enough about the man who smears orange paint on his face every day

Same show that sucked off George bush hard and they still do to this day, even belief that that there was WMDs. Show has been dead since the redskin storyline (Literally every compilation is of episodes so so so long ago)

>>214007752
Trump literally forgot the name of the Pacific Ocean
>dementia bad
>except when Trump does it

Who makes these threads? They read like bots talking to bots.

>>214007752
And Trump is fucking up so bad pick-any dem has 8 years locked up already. Bush all over again.

>>214007807
Zoomers and bots
Zoomers - suck off the show threads
Bots - making threads like these as rage bait when in reality no one cares about what they're doing

>>214007729
Your side has been pissing and shitting on the First and Second Amendments for years. Don't get mad when we piss and shit on the 22nd.

>>214007865
>Your side has been pissing and shitting on the First and Second Amendments for years
No.
>when we piss and shit on the 22nd.
In retaliation to what?

Chuds are STILL mad over South Park. LOL

>>214007540
It reminds me of the time Family Guy ripped into Bojack and all the horsefags whined and seethed RELENTLESSLY while simultaneously claiming FG's crassness was beneath them. It's literally the same shit.

Also where are the Epstein files?
>pedophilia bad
>except when Trump does it

This fake internet argument was brought to you by VISA and Mastercard

People really do forget matt and trey aren't for Trump or Obama, they're George Bush dickriders
Obviously Trump is shit but lets not pretend they don't kiss the ground of george lol

>>214007936
And Israel (who Epstein worked for)

So why is MAGA more upset over South Park, than Trump running cover for an elite cabal of pedophiles?

>>214007045 (OP)
I miss when they used to make drawn caricatures of celebrities instead of just lazily fucking cutting a photo of their head out...

>>214007976
Their interns probably do that and all the other work.

The fact that farmers are crying, begging for Trump to end his trade war retardation despite voting for him again after getting destroyed in his first term's trade war retardation and would STILL vote for him even more if they could as if he'll listen to them just shows that "The Democrats just didn't put out a good candidate!" was a bullshit line. There is absolutely no limit to how much Trump can torture his own voters with his policies to convince them that a Democrat wouldn't have been worse. Business owners are going broke with tariffs and still believe Trump is going to somehow turn it around just for them personally.

>>214007766
>we don't worship idols

>>214007766
Ah yes Maoist amnesia

>>214007895
See, doesn't bother me.

>>214008003
But you made that martyr, not me.

>>214008071
So you won’t mind me posting 50 more?

>>214008044
Still doesn't bother me. Are they not paying you enough?

>>214007543
But what's funny about that? it's just true
I want someone to actually fix this shit and I know I'm not alone. I support mass deportations and the use of government force against my enemies. I want it employed, actually.

>>214008116
This one is funny

>>214008099
What are you talking about? I found that on google.

>>214007302
because they have the same lawyer as hunter biden. look it up

>>214008104
Go for it champ

>>214008245
K thanks for your support

>>214008226
OMG HOW DARE THEY!!11

>>214007688
called it

>>214008268
Exercise your free speech while it lasts.

>>214008298
Roger that

>>214007889
It's going to keep going for the next four years worth of episodes.

>>214007045 (OP)
Troonpark

>>214008129
That's why they're making fun of you.

>>214007766
u wot

>>214007045 (OP)
https://youtu.be/hXagaE0VqnY?list=RDhXagaE0VqnY

Blumpf btfo

>>214007302
kek you got the leftrannies squealin with this one

Is it possible to have a South Park thread on /tv/ without /pol/ spamming strawman pics? I don't think it is.

>>214007302
Because Biden was brat. Trump doesn't bring the joy. And South Park refuses to be burdened by what has been.

>>214007766
This is funny

>>214008583
What is it that makes chuds always bring up troons out of nowhere?

>>214008646
is your monitor on?

>>214008002
>Biden's stimulus checks roll out despite catastrophic warnings from all economists and officials
>country enters massive inflation and recession
>"why is everything so expensive? must be fucking trump is making us poor the first six months he's in office"

>>214008662
chud comedy right here ladies and gentlemen

>>214008688
If printing $1,900,000,000.00 of additional currency and just throwing that into the economy could have a detrimental effect I'm sure Joe Biden wouldn't have done it.

Remember to be really mad at your fellow man and never the establishment

>>214008712
but enough about you

>>214008716
Trump printed more and demanded his name be on the checks. But you forgot that because you can't remember anything bad about him.

>>214008688
>>Biden's stimulus checks roll out despite catastrophic warnings from all economists and officials
*Trump's

Trump was president in 2020

>>214007257
The Paramount counter culture

Geeking out about Trump every week but not mentioning Israel is peak lizardperson politics

>>214008728
It's not my fault you got filtered by a cartoon show because you were radicalized by the woke right

>>214007176
It's literally Trump park now. He's living rent free in the writers heads who are probably blue haired beta dorks like the ones on Gavins Twitter team kek.

>>214007766
ayy lmao

>>214008688
Trump has us heading for mass evictions and people fighting for staples, so that would have been keen. Who knew that giving (extremely modest) sums to working poor would create a corporate feeding frenzy desperate to lap up those funds?

>>214008779
You are so incredibly outraged right now.

>>214008778
nah u are

>>214008769
Imagine how funny it would be if Trump's character in South Park was wearing a little yarmulke and no one ever mentions it. A true "counter culture" comedy would probably do something like that.

>>214008815
o rly? Why did you enter this thread? You don't even watch the show.

>>214008779
You're the butt of the joke and people are laughing. Is this a problem for you?

>>214007045 (OP)
So it's just a whole season of decade old glumpfy bad jokes?
Does this land with anyone except politically brainrotted Americans?

>>214008819
Trump wears a gigantic one on the inside, but it's invisible to his fandom.
One in a while it shows, but quickly memory-holed.

>>214008745
And it was the rollback of covid restrictions that conservatives were bitching about that really unleashed all the money Trump was printing onto the economy since it was piled up but not really going anywhere. So they blamed Biden for getting exactly what they wanted.

>>214008819
Paramount ceo is Jewish that’s not koshah.

>>214008828
u tell me

>>214008836
It is going to be a hard 3 and a half years, you're probably too young to remember the chaos of his first term. We are one genuine crisis from unravelling nationally. Trump cannot into crisis.

>>214008836
You can just easily change the channel if it's not something you're interested in.

>>214007257
>Trump is the mainstream government now
Is he though? The dumbass filled his administration with people significantly more extreme than he himself is.
That could itself be a potential source of comedy but instead they're doing lol trump penis

>>214007176
Triggered?

>>214008884
There’s no USAID anymore to pay you queers to riot. It’s comfy as fuck just watching you squirm desu.

>>214008889
Why are Trump fanbois so fragile that they can't handle even a little lampooning by a cartoon? He's a literal billionaire, he doesn't need you to defend his feelings lol

>>214008836
yeah
basically if you're bored of very bland and basic left/right jewish theater people who have spent the last 8 years being mad about trump existing are going to tell you you're mad about being made fun of while they continue to be mad about trump existing

>>214008889
At the end of the day, every iota of their power derives from Trump's fickle "approval". He can have angry mobs at any of their doorsteps in a jiffy, can get them doxxed and cancelled from any sort of social existence.
Donald doesn't have political views, he uses them as a smokescreen to fill his pockets and keep the Law off himself.

Second best episode on IMDB. Nevar forget!

>>214007604
He had to be removed because he was mentally unfit... he had bills and pardons signed with auto pen while he was no longer in power due to being mentally unwell; south park was silent on this insane moment in time.

>>214008807
>>214008831
Case in point kek

>>214008964
We did it Reddit!

>Is Trump showing up every single week on South Park now? Are they that desperate?
>Why didn’t they do that with Biden?
>Yeah Biden was far worse so he should have had many episodes making fun of his incontinence.
>Because he sundowned during the debate lmao. Worst and most incompetent president ever.
>So it's just a whole season of decade old glumpfy bad jokes?

>>214008950
Why is it always reducing to Trump simply "existing" as if there isn't stuff he's doing that's incredibly retarded, dangerous, criminal, or all of the above.

did they call him a pedo yet or are they still avoiding that?

>>214009024
so you admit you're mad about him

>>214008986
Biden doesn't write bills. And he was pardoning political targets.
The country was better off with bureaucrats led by (mildly) corrupt appointees, than with Fox and Friends and Conspiracy Podcaster and Big Balls making fools of themselves.
Again, a real crisis will just snowball into utter Calamity.

>>214008889
>Is he though?
Yes, definitively.

>>214009023
wtf you posted this last night queer

>>214009049
He had ICE kidnap Dora the Explorer to force her to massage old men at Mar-a-lago

>>214009049
He will sue the absolute fuck out of those stoners. I hope they test him.

I can't really laugh at Trump jokes because firstly they don't target the right things, they target lame shit like ICE BAD and HE'S A RACIST DICTATOR not that he's a zionist pawn and an ineffectual conman
But second and more important comedy can't come from a place of genuine offense. You can't be funny while you're legitimately offended, and the people who mock Trump are usually just eternally butthurt by him and that's not funny, I don't wanna associate with seething faggots by laughing along with them

>>214009056
It's a raid from /ptg/.

>>214009055
>>214008889
Trump is effectively the ENTIRE government, even his Cabinet don't seem up on what's going on at any moment. They all just crouch around while Dolan runs the country from Twatter.

>>214009053
He was pardoning his own son because his family had been auctioning off American foreign policy for god knows how many decades.

>>214008986
That's because South Park isn't partisan comedy. You had FOX, OANN, Hannity, Carlson, Sharpiro, Pool, Kirk, Walsh, Kelly, Crowder etc etc cracking jokes daily. Is this not enough for you?

>>214009123
But Saudi's giving him billions for another Trump tower or some other desert rat giving him a plane doesn't raise suspicion?

>>214009140
It isn’t enough, because let’s face it, conservative comedy isn’t any good

>>214009140
*is

>>214009140
It wasn’t for the first ten years and then Matt and Trey started being invited to all the big LA coke parties.

>>214007045 (OP)
Didn't the canadian pm cuck and drop all tarrifs?

>>214009123
>his family had been auctioning off American foreign policy
His son had some meaningless board job for some income while he was busy being a degenerate.
Trump's creep of a son-in-law took in 2 BILLION from the Saud, Trump has an entire crypto currency for direct-bribery, and you can effectively just buy criminal pardons.

We have entered into levels of corruption unimaginable before Trump. It makes Teapot Dome look smalltime.

>>214009168
No not really, because trump

>>214009196
You know thats not true, yet you want it to be so because you only live to be offended and a victim

>>214009168
Suspicion of what? What did Trump do to return the favor?

>>214009168
No because trump isn’t hiding his practices. You tried for 10 years to find something and utterly failed.

>>214007257
Real counterculture is when someone makes something cringebased that most people will never know about like murdoch murdoch was back in the day. South Park was always safe edgy. Even my high school teachers encouraged students to watch it by referencing it a couple of times in group lectures.

>>214009196
>His son had some meaningless board job for some income while he was busy being a degenerate.
i thought that was russian disinfo

>>214009249
>>214009254
>That's totally different because it would make Dear Leader look bad if I was objective
Fucking coward

>>214009196
Wait that wasn’t Russian disinformation?

>>214009254
>Rubbing your face in it is precisely what makes it okay
We're in uncharted bootlicking territory

>>214009123
Lol, what the fuck are you talking about? What "policy" did Biden "auction" off?

>>214009296
Woo dear leader so horrible. If you think that there’s a dictator then do something about it puss boy.

>>214009254
We found plenty. He's untouchable because he is the deep state and he's a dictator now so his death, by any means, will be the only proof that matters.

He rapes kids on an island with his buddy Jeff, they're going easy on him. Get the fuck over it already, just a cartoon mocking a pedophile.

>>214009346
He didn’t get the diamonds and cars for nothing, he was selling influence.

>>214009382
Sounds like a threat. Mods?

>>214009258
Counter culture by definition is anything that runs counter to the mainstream. Trump is the mainstream.

>>214009456
Such as?

>>214007543
That's literally true. Just not a Jewish one like him.

>>214007568
I don't even like Trump but he literally won the popular vote so it's you who's in the minority.

>>214009410
Wasn't he exonorated? I wish this board has country flags so we can see where all this retardation comes from.

>>214007045 (OP)
I mean yeah what's being presented in this scene literally happens almost daily

>>214009653
Lol, who exonerated Donald Trump of the Epstein controversy, go on, tell us

>>214009242
Trump has turned the entire US government into a corrupt, transactional entity.
We are dismantling Federal Emergency Response so States will have to call Trump personally and curry favor for relief.

>>214009456
Trump’s son literally started a club called the “Executive Branch” where you can pay 500k to rub shoulders with Trump and his administration

Trump shilled a crypto rug pull and NFTs based on his presidency

Trump literally invited the largest holders of his own crypto to a private dinner. So you could literally buy influence with him through crypto

After Trump won in 2017 he appointed Ivanka and Jared Kushner, his son in law, as federal employees and official staff in the actual White House. Ivanka used a personal email account to send hundreds of emails to White House aides and officials (literally what Hillary did)

Hunter Biden is peanuts compared to this. He… sold some paintings, that had nothing to do with the presidency, and held no formal office. Then, he got prosecuted for a gun charge where he checked “no” for being on drugs, after he was going through rehab, which got pardoned.

Trump, meanwhile, pardoned Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, and Charles Kushner, on top of many other people (like literal war criminals and drug dealers)

>>214009691
No we're not. You people are crazy man

>>214009641
And he immediately betrayed many of his voters. Or rather, his voters didn't think he was actually going to do the things he said he would are scratching their heads why would he do such things.

>>214009670
Maxwell claimed the whole thing was a heartwarming children's story that got miscontrued. It was incredibly convincing, on the tail end of her being "interviewed" by Trump cronies.
Really, if Joe had done even 1/10th the overtly self-serving shit Don has done in HALF A YEAR, the country would have been in flames.

>>214009573
So you think a crack addict with no skills in the oil industry just gets paid by a foreign oil company for… what reason?

>>214009670
That maxine chick. You people are mentally online and why outside of your hugboxes nobody knows or cares for you guys

>>214009751
Nepotism.

>>214009718
Just today he's threatened to withhold money from repairing the destroyed Maryland bridge unless the governor allows jackboots down the streets.

>>214009736
Says who? Where I'm from gas and groceriers are cheaper and people are happy

>>214009556

The country isn't united. There are multiple poles only moderately out of balance right now with Trump. South Park is also mainstream.

>>214009768
I really enjoy how you deliberately act like you don't know exactly who she is. Its good bait. Even Fox News will say her name. That's how low the people you're copying are. Anything to make it go away. Anything to go back to being a smug self righteous cunt. Never forget they want this forgotten more than anyone else. They'd chuck your kid onto the island if it got it to stop.

>>214009709
Well you tried and failed to convict him of anything so I guess it wasn’t that bad lmao

>>214009794
Doesn't look like it

>>214009709
Trump also accepted a 400 million dollar Qatari jet

Trump has had a long history of corruption. The OP pic is based on a real life event where Apple CEO Tim Cook (who Trump had mistakenly called Tim Apple during his dementia rants) handed him a 24 karat gold plaque to get exemptions from the tariffs

>>214009787
Yeeesss let the seethe flow

>>214009750
if yall would have just let trump win in 2020 instead of crashing the global economy with flu hoax politics would be back to normal and ground beef would be $4 a pound.

>>214009751
>>214009779
This, it's the guy who gets a job in the DeNiro Casino movie even though he's a useless fuck.
It is the lowest form of corruption.
Donald has been practicing graft for over 50 years, Joe and Hunter's could never imagine being that corrupt. Joe's upper tier of corruption was typical Congressional pork in bills.

>>214009800
No I don't. I don't follow politics nor do i watch fox news. I denounce the talmund and hate faggots and jews. You people aren't real. You acted this way all over 2024 and it turned out you were a loud minority

>>214009709
>>214009815
That’s another one
>corruption bad
>except when Trump does it, then it’s ok

>>214007045 (OP)
the new woke south park is the best the shows ever been, CHUD! making fun of republican bootlickers is your duty if you make comedy in the modern age, fighting nazism with laughs! its just comedy 101 you fucking cultist!!!!!!!

>>214009805
>Well you tried and failed to convict him of anything
>Implying Don isn't a convicted Felon.
He'd be an impeached jailbird if Uncle Mitch didn't need him to serve his patrons.

>>214009847
And I going to add that you still are. You hide behind proxies and screens since you fags are so unpopular. You aren't the countet culture. You are the culture. Its why even the youth are divided yet leaning more towards the right

>>214009815
It’s not his jet retard, it’s the government’s until Air Force 1 is upgraded. God you people are stupid.

>>214009805
But he was convicted. He would have been even more convicted if the Senate had any values or his own handpicked Supreme Court didn't give him a Get Out Of Jail Free card.

>>214009918
Oh sorry
>Trump, on behalf of the American government accepted a 400 million dollar Qatari jet
Yep that’s much better

>>214009903
Well you missed over and over again faggot. Your own incompetence did this.

>>214009836
>It's not happening but I'm glad it's happening

>>214009918
It's going to his "Presidential Library" when he leaves office, it is totally his jet.
The taxpayers are already in for two brand new Air Force Ones.

>>214009809
Where do you live? I just bought quite a bit for 23$

>>214009709

Not defending the guy, but in a funny way its an improvement. If we're going to be corrupt, lets have corruption for everyone. Before it was no one gets a shot unless if they've passed the vibe check of the chosen. Still kind of is, but a bit less so now if money is all you need.

>>214009943
>too gay to take free money
This is why you get no respect.

>>214007045 (OP)
I mean unironically yeah?

>>214009970
Yep there it is
>>214009884

>>214007045 (OP)
You don’t get paid a billion dollars to say anything of value

>>214007045 (OP)
*Unless it’s Biden or Obama.

>>214009963
>23$
We've been talking to a foreign shill this whole time

>>214009945
No, Uncle Mitch upended Congressional norms and disrupted SCOTUS nominations, until we have a corporate SCOTUS who's all in for Unlimited Corporate Dark Money and "President cannot break the law, period".

Long after Donald is buried in his obnoxious gold coffin, will this continue to haunt our lives.

>>214010004
I was just at walmart faggot.

>>214009950
I am glad that you’re so upset.

>>214010005
Cope

I've thought matt stone and trey parker have been faggots since they didn't allow weird al to use sheila in to fly for a rabbi.

>>214007302
Watch Paradise PD

>>214009709
But that’s all fake shit drummed up by DNC race communists, the Biden shit actually happened.

>>214010233
Who indoctrinated you?

>>214010313
Hasan Piker :p

They are using the Colbert strategy. Focus on orange man every episode, tire and bore everyone, get your show canceled.

It's weird how the thread died. Totally organic.

>>214007045 (OP)
Sorry Trey/Matt, the meme magic is still with Trump.

>>214007045 (OP)
>speaks truth to power
lmao the creators are the top rich elites

>>214007257
>counter culture
ah yes the multi billion company and the billionaires matt stone and trey parker

>>214007766
>us
>we

>>214007045 (OP)
south park was always counter culture
this is what trey and matt think is counter culture.

>>214007302
making fun of joe wouldnt outrage anyone

>>214011535
I like his shirt

>>214011900
vs the multi billionaire Trump and the thirteen other billionaires in his administration, yes.

>>214011911
they're right

>>214007302
>why didn't South Park make fun of Biden for taking bribes from corpos and foreign nation
because id he did it he didn't do it right infront of everyone where we could see him doing it like Trump does

>>214011864
How are Trump and his cabinet not also rich elites?

>>214008688
inflation happened everywhere around the world. it wasn't an american thing in response to americans getting a social safety net for the first time since boomers.

it was basically just that when the covid shocked the global supply chain it illuminated who had the most powerful chokepoints and those people then decided to leverage their chokepoints, cranking up their profits which pushed up prices of everything downstream of them and then one by one everyone "adjusting" to the """"""correction"""""""

buy an ad faggot

>>214007718
Not Trump, Republicans. It's the same song and dance they've done for decades.
>I'm going to kill and overthrow the government someone if a liberal does [minor thing]
>[Republicans do something 100x more severe]
>Based!

>>214012802
What did Trump do that was more severe than conspiring to rig a primary, fabricating a dossier to interfere in a presidential election, using alphabet agencies to disrupt the democratic mandate of an incoming president, reaching out to alphabet agencies to lie about something that was 100% true (influence peddling scandal) in order to sway votes, creating a Frankenstein indictment to go after an ex president, doing an armed raid on the home of an ex president, temporarily changing a law to prosecute an ex president in civil court, and lying about the mental health of a sitting president only to foist a VP no one voted for in a primary to be his replacement when they got caught? Lol.

>>214011949
this

>>214007302
What did Biden even do?

As a non American why are you guys so obsessed with that guy?

>>214007927
you jest but it's a real sentiment

>>214008885
Surely paramount will make this data public, surely this is not some made up number that is impossible to verify.

>>214007302
>Why didn’t they do that with Biden?
Because it is mean to make fun of the old and demented people. They made fun of Trump because they knew it'd get a reaction from him, and from Vance (for whom they correctly assumed that he watches South Park). Just like they made fun of Kanye and everyone else.

South Park has been around for nearly 30 YEARS and there are dumb faggots who still don't get it. lmao

>>214013092
When a Utah legislator's relative was charged with statutory rape, he intervened to have the state's AoC lowered to 13

>>214013033
Ah yes, the all-powerful deep state that completely evaporated the second he was elected and was never brought up again. I was talking policies and not the delusions you have over your sin-drenched messiah that had the law applied to him.

>>214013033
>>>/x/

>>214013066
He's the most corrupt POTUS in recent history and his administration, with aid from a willing media, hid the fact he was mentally unfit to be president.

He literally got lost during an Easter event and had to be bailed out by the Easter Bunny and they found coke in a secure area of the White House while Hunter was visiting. On top of that you have the influence peddling scandal, him sniffing/pinching kids/taking inappropriate showers with his daughter, and Kamala being a drunk wine aunt who speaks in the most bald face retarded nonsensical platitudes imaginable. You seriously don't think there was huge potential to parody any of that?

I don't care about it being "unfair" to go after Trump or anything like that but recycling bits from decades ago with nothing insightful/edgy to it shows they've massively fallen off.

>>214013179
>>214013223
All of that actually happened, retards.

>>214013260
Source?

>>214013240
>He's the most corrupt ever
>How?
>He stutters and behaves as senile as trump
>No I can't name any policy, scandal or anything meaningful
You can keep the hunter dick pics

>>214013240
>he's so bad bro
>he was old, and his son does drugs
That's it?

>>214013240
But did he wear a tan suit and use dijon mustard? Surely nobody can be as corrupt as Obummer

>>214013329
>>214013351
>>214013371
>>214013402
>conspiring to rig a primary
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (head of the DNC) brainstorming how to kneecap Bernie Sanders in emails.
>fabricating a dossier to interfere in a presidential election
Organized and paid for by the Clinton campaign.
>using alphabet agencies to disrupt the democratic mandate of an incoming president
Obama ordering conclusions on a scandal he knew didn't exist so he could use his powers to wearing the incoming president (he also spied on his campaign).
>reaching out to alphabet agencies to lie about something that was 100% true (influence peddling scandal) in order to sway votes
A letter by "51 former intelligence officials" solicited by the Biden campaign.
>creating a Frankenstein indictment to go after an ex president
This was the one where they said he overpaid his taxes because he should have used campaign funds to pay hush money, lol.
>doing an armed raid on the home of an ex president
Raid on Mara Lago (it was obvious they were fishing given how much random stuff they grabbed and they also staged photographs).
>temporarily changing a law to prosecute an ex president in civil court
This was the case where they temporarily suspended statute of limitations so a dingbat who told CNN "rape is sexy" recount the plot of a Law & Order episode.
>lying about the mental health of a sitting president only to foist a VP no one voted for in a primary to be his replacement when they got caught
"Cheap fakes", sundowning during the debate, and chanting "democracy is on the ballot" only to foist a candidate in whom you retards had absolutely no say, lol.

>>214008129
Yes exactly what you said is funny because you're retarded

>>214013486
look man, everyone does those things. none of those things are controversial. that's just how the game is supposed to be play when you protect democracy

>>214013486
So just heresay character assassinations and nothing to do with the job as president of a country. No legislation, executive orders, etc? Just lies? No wonder FOX news actually works on you.

>>214007045 (OP)
Didn't these guys not once make a joke about the one who had dementia?

>>214013584
>none of those things are controversial
Lol
>>214013617
>So just heresay character assassinations
None of that is hearsay, retard. We have Wasserman Schultz's emails, judges confirming the indictments of unprecedented, we all saw the raid, etc.
>nothing to do with the job as president of a country
Biden being mentally unfit to hold office and his staff ignoring their duty to the constitution to keep him in office had nothing to do with running the country? Lol, retard.

>>214013486
>Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (head of the DNC) brainstorming how to kneecap Bernie Sanders in emails.
Democratic establishment quashing any progressive candidate is unfortunately routine and not a scandal. It's why Democrat party has deserved to lose, even against Trump. It's sad that the country has to pay the price, but the cycle of rebirth will hopefully start again once a Democrat is in office to repair things again.

>Dossier stuff
The deep state did THIS and THIS and somehow it amounted to absolutely nothing? For all the power they hold how could they not stop a fat orange retard?

>Frankenstein indictment
He broke the law. Multiple times. The law applied to a president is not new. The raid was on Mar A Lago because the documents were held there instead of on government premises.

>lying about the mental health of a sitting president
Are you new to politics? Do you think lesser politicans aren't required to bow down to their superiors?
The issue is that they kept Biden instead of listening to their voters and getting rid of him far sooner. Do you think people aren't lying about the mental health of Trump? They're both senile and old, but one of them was held to a standard, albeit much too late. Trump has severe cognitive issues, 80 year-olds should not be presidents.

>>214013671
If he's so mentally unfit then it should be he easy for you to reference an EO or legislation that was clearly terrible or unconstitutional. Like for instance: today Donald Trump passed an executive order violating the 1st ammendment of the Constitution of US. He has disobeyed SCOTUS rulings over Kilmar A. and others half a dozen times in less than a year. Something like that.

>>214013727
>unfortunately routine and not a scandal
The head of what's supposed to be an unbiased body interfering in the democratic process to favor a candidate is a scandal, retard. That's why Obama personally called her to convince her to resign.
>The deep state did THIS and THIS and somehow it amounted to absolutely nothing?
The Clinton campaign did it, retard. It amounted to years of media coverage.
>He broke the law
Lol, no he didn't. You don't think banks do their own independent investigations before issuing loans? You didn't hear the testimony from the lender that Trump was a great customer and it's common to give people like him favorable terms because it leads to other business (which they said it did in this case)?
>Are you new to politics?
Sorry, retard. But we all saw they were covering up the cognitive decline of the most powerful man in the world, had the media go into lockstep and toe the official line given to them by those covering it up, and foisting a candidate in whom you had no say after chanting "democracy is on the ballot" for months when the sitting POTUS sundowned on live tv in front of hundreds of millions of people, lol.

You're retarded.

>>214013800
>If he's so mentally unfit
We all saw the debate, heard officials say they had meetings with him where he argued he didn't sign laws he had in fact signed, and know about the autopen you absolute retard. Lol.

>>214013870
If you can't name any that's fine. There really arent any so it was a trick exercise.

>>214011949
Exactly.

>>214013886
I don't need to name any, retard. Everyone now knows he was mentally unfit and it's one of the things that lead to me getting to tell you: Trump won.

>>214013916
>I don't need to name any
That's because you can't.

>>214007176
he's shown up in every episode so far and every time they had multiple, often lengthy scenes with him and repeated the same jokes.

>>214013940
>https://www.axios.com/2025/05/16/biden-hur-tape-special-counsel-audio
Trump won.

>>214013950
>deflection
Interesting.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone never been boot lickers for any administration. I think they really got invested in taking down Trump after CBS fired Stephen Colbert over the settlement. The stifling of free speech, especially with this flag burning bullshit, is seriously reaching regime change level territory of wanting the orange monkey removed.

>>214013976
>deflection
No you.

Trump won.

>>214007257
>Trump is the mainstream government now so the counter culture is going to make fun of him.
He IS THE GOVERNMENT, he's not mainstream anything, he's the guy causing your taxes to go up via tariffs and inflation going out of control. Do you think Matt and Trey just started shitting on Republicans yesterday or this is novel? They started an entire sitcom called That's My Bush! in 2001 after Bush got in.

>>214014035
>causing your taxes to go up via tariffs and inflation going out of control
Lol, imagine being gaslit this hard.

>>214014049
>>214014052
It's time to stop supporting a baby killer

>>214014022
I'm not deflecting, we're still on topic. Joe Biden was so bad according to you anon That's why you can easily name the EOs and spearheaded legislation he oversaw as president, such as:

>>214011535
>I do what I want
Not anymore you're not.

Also: GYAT!

>>214014069
>Hamas is known for carrying out terror attacks and using human shields
>Palestinians elect Hamas and give them their mandate
>Hamas carries out a terror attack and begins using them as human shields
You get what you pay for. No refunds.
>>214014078
>I'm not deflecting
You're deflecting from the fact we know Joe Biden had serious cognitive decline by pretending that specifically means he wrote bad legislation. That's a retarded argument and we know that he forgot about specific executive orders he signed and it means other people were carrying out his duties.

>>214009815
>Trump also accepted a 400 million dollar Qatari jet
Over $500 million from Sheldon Adelson's superpac and contributions which is why he's overseeing the Zionist genocide.

>>214014156
I guess 500,000 Palestinians (mostly kids) need to die and the rest expelled from their lands because some faggot on 4chan said Hamas or something

>>214007302
Because it would be boring.

>>214014195
>because some faggot on 4chan said Hamas or something
No, retard. Faggots in Palestine elected Hamas to represent their interests.

>>214014156
If you can't name any that's fine. You're not the first

>>214014223
You can't give a valid reason as to why that's the only suitable evidence that Biden was unfit and the public was lied to about his cognitive decline. You're a retard.

Also: Trump won.

>>214014218
>No, retard. Faggots in Palestine elected Hamas to represent their interests.
In 2006, before most of the population of Gaza strip was BORN you uneducated retarded nigger faggot.

>>214013800
>Like for instance: today Donald Trump passed an executive order violating the 1st ammendment of the Constitution of US. He has disobeyed SCOTUS rulings over Kilmar A.
Tell me how this EO violates the First Amendment.

>>214007302
It would just be boring to watch. Americans are, for some reason, so ridiculously fucking obsessed with Biden when he pretty much did absolutely nothing of note (other than being senile).
Pissing off Trump and the right wing monkey shitflinging apes brings more kino to the screen and on social media, so that's what they do.

>>214014240
If you can't name any that's fine.

>>214008688
So when Trump sent stimulus checks it was good but when Biden did stimulus it was bad even though inflation was a global issue and Trump currently creating inflation and crash of the economy is hecking based because fuck foreigners? Am I getting that right?

>>214014241
>in 2006
So? The fact they elected a group of terrorists to office and said group of terrorists didn't have another election is supposed to be surprising? Lol.

and those elections that have not be allowed to take place since because Israel is such a goodie goodie country

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_support_for_Hamas

Face it, you Zionists are the lying scum of the planet.

>>214014279
>can't give a valid argument as to why that's the only suitable evidence of Biden's cognitive decline and it's subsequent cover up by his administration and the media
Trump won.

>>214014281
Israel controls the Gaza strip and didn't allow elections, the entire Gaza strip and West Bank is under Israeli occupation. Are you actually mentally retarded? I know you are a yank so not knowing anything overseas is par for the course for you.

>>214014263
Sure thing. Flag burning is free speech and thus can not be legislated against.

remember when matt and trey shit on family guy and smugly talked about how their show has narrative? the latest season has been barely coherent, episode 2 just ends without a conclusion to any of the A + B plots they setup, episode 3 they rescue an mexican immigrant from ICE for their tech startup, which I can only assume was meant to be a H1B joke but it makes zero sense and they do nothing with it

I really do wonder how long reddit / lefties will pretend this dogshit is "good" because trump bad

>>214014301
>Israel did it
Palestinians elected Hamas. You get what you pay for. No refunds. Keep crying.

>>214008889
>The dumbass filled his administration with people significantly more extreme than he himself is.
>That could itself be a potential source of comedy

They already mocked Kristi Noem and JD Vance. Hegseth is probably going to be mocked next if they really change the department of defence into department of war.

>>214014300
If you still can't name any that's fine.

>>214014263
it's called the barrel of my gun if you try to stop me from burning the flag.

>>214014332
I'll name one when you can provide a valid argument as to why such is the only suitable evidence of Joe Biden's cognitive decline and it's subsequent coverup by his administration.

Oh, you can't? K.

>>214014322
>Palestinians elected Hamas. You get what you pay for. No refunds. Keep crying.
Therefore 500,000 mostly kids should die, who 90% didn't even vote in the election cause they weren't born yet. All because some orange nigger in Mar-a-lago wants to build a golf course in the Gaza strip. I'm sure your father really proud of you.

>>214014309
>and thus can not be legislated against.
Good thing EOs aren't laws. Thanks for playing!
>>214014347
The EO doesn't say that you can't burn the flag. Read it.

>>214014358
I can. I don't need to

>>214014379
>Good thing EOs aren't laws.
they have the legal effect of laws until they are repealed or amended or overturned or statutorily overturned.

>>214013800
>disobeyed SCOTUS rulings over Kilmar A
Watching you guys defend a wife beating human trafficking gang member is fucking hilarious. Just when we thought there couldn't be any hill more stupid to die on than "her penis" you retards start parroting this.

>>214008986
>he had bills and pardons signed with auto pen

Trump does that too but you don’t care. Autopen is the dumbest fucking thing imaginable to complain about.

>>214014365
If they don't like it, they can revolt and overthrow Hamas. Or otherwise release some sort of civilian manifesto saying that they don't agree with Hamas and request intervention from someone like Iran to have them removed. I'm sure they'd love to get rid of Hamas, seeing how they're Zionist puppets.

>>214014387
>I can
Nope.
>I don't need to.
You lose. Enjoy the next 3.5 years of Donald Trump being president.

>>214014379
No problem. Thanks for agreeing that Donald Trump writes unconstitutional EOs.

>>214014414
>If they don't like it, they can revolt and overthrow Hamas.
If you think Israel, a country that funded the creation of Hamas, care if Hamas exists or not and not a genocide of the Palestinian people, espically after funding ISIS, you are a special kind of retarded nigger. You are the definition of a "goy".

>>214014365
>build a golf course in the Gaza strip
Better than the parking lot that it is currently ;)
>I'm sure your father really proud of you.
ESL.

>>214014420
Don't need to actually.
>Enjoy the next 3.5 years of Donald Trump being president.
What EOs and legislation are you looking forward to?

I'm just gonna start posing Trump / Israeli stuff showing what a monster he is still this thread archives.

Lol

>>214014401
>they have the legal effect of laws
So they aren't laws. Also: as I'm talking with the other anon about, read what it says. You can still burn the flag. Make sure to read the rest of this post. I'll wait for an answer.
>>214014435
What about the EO is Unconstitutional? You can still burn the flag. Do you know what the EO says and the implications of it?

>>214014436
>so stupid you can't even pick up from context what the antecedent of "they" could be
I'd advise against calling anyone retarded in the near future. For fuck's sake, anon.

>>214014467
>I-I don't need to say why my argument is valid when it's obviously invalid because...
>I JUST DON'T!
You lose. Trump won. Simple as.

>>214014480
>What about the EO is Unconstitutional?
The part that violates the first ammendment. The fifth ammendment violation was the one regarding deportations without due process, also disobeyed SCOTUS weakening checks and ballances.

>>214014521
>The part that violates the first ammendment.
Which part of the EO violates the First Amendment?

>>214014482
>near future
More like never again. Glass houses and we all know they like to throw rocks, lol.

>>214014493
That's fine. This isn't my first time guessing the president wrong.

>>214014521
>I used words and vaguely allude to concepts of which I have no grasp
Retard.

>>214014526
Banning flag burning is the issue in question that would violate the first amendment

>co-runs the entire country despite not being elected or voted in in any capacity
>brags that he's going to optimize the government
>cuts federal jobs left and right and brags about it
>literally glued to Trump's hip all day long.
>destroys US's soft power overnight
>turns against Trump in a nanosecond over a bill that might hurt his EV business
>start publicly feuding with Trump hourly
>shows up in public with a black eye
>drops his entire act and slowly distances from politics except for a couple of toothless jabs
>america party vaporwared out of existence in a matter of days
>barely heard from since

Sounds to me like he got visited some glowies and got briefed on how things really are and was "politely" urged to shut the fuck up.

>>214014538
Biden was senile. It was covered up. Everyone now knows it. Trump won. You lost. Keep crying.

>>214014550
Have a (You)

>>214014556
You can still burn the flag.
Now what part of the EO is Unconstitutional?

>>214014571
Gaslighting doesn't work on me.

>>214007045 (OP)
If they are so edgy, and the left is now in love with them for their Trump episodes, why doesn't South Park make fun of Netanyahu or talk about the mass slaughter in Gaza?

>>214014582
See >>214014556

>>214007302
making fun of an old senile man is just poor taste
pedonald on the other hand..

>>214014582
>Now what part of the EO is Unconstitutional?
the part that says I will go to jail for a year for doing so.

>>214014603
>>214014611
You can still burn the flag without penalty. Now which part is Unconstitutional?

>>214014577
It's obvious you're retarded, anon. Go talk about being a faggot on the quad and come back when you're no longer a freshman if you don't die from some fag disease by then.

>>214009751
Because his name was Biden. That’s a drug addict coasting on his dad’s name and ability to call his dad on the phone. Nobody, not even congress republicans investigating Hunter for fucking years, were able to prove he did anything beyond that. The level of desperation got so ridiculous that they were literally grasping at straws and claiming Joe loaning money to his brother so that he could buy a truck was somehow a sign of corruption, even though his brother paid that loan back. Meanwhile Trump is shilling his own crypto coin at office and advertising and opening his own golf courses while in office and you don’t even blink.

Hunter didn’t get his dad to change policy. He didn’t do anything except be a fuck up nepo baby who coasted on his dad to get cushy no obligation jobs. It’s absurd conservatives keep whining about this when Trump’s own corruption and disregard of laws is so blatant.

>>214014592
Lol.

>>214014615
HOw much per post from the RNC?

>>214014625
>Nobody, not even congress republicans investigating Hunter for fucking years, were able to prove he did anything beyond that.
They proved he was part of an influence peddling setup which is why Joe Biden gave him and his family historically unprecedented blank check pardons.

>>214014035
That’s my Bush was meant to be about Al Gore but then Bush won and they had to retool the whole show

>>214014615
>You can still burn the flag without penalty.
Correct, because of the first ammendment.
>Now which part is Unconstitutional?
An EO to ban flag burning.

>>214014617
Sure thing!

>>214014702
It's not unconstitutional for Trump to issue an EO, anon. Pretty much every president has done it.

>>214014646
>>214014702
Okay, let me spoonfeed you since you're retarded.
The EO isn't a law. You can still burn the flag without penalty. All it does it let the DOJ prosecute crimes more harshly if burning the flag is involved. Crimes such as arson (burning a flag in a public space is arson), theft, if the flag was taken down from a flag pole and not yours to begin with, and inciting a riot/violence can be connected back with the act of you burning that flag. You are retarded and what you've posted is wrong. Read the fucking EO before posting about it.

>>214014658
The funniest part of this conspiracy theory is you think Biden had some kind of power to make laws to sell influence when in reality the VP has none of that.

>>214014731
>The EO isn't a law.
It is the president using their executive authority being authorized to implement a regulation, which ERGO is by all other names is a law without calling it a law.

>>214014736
The VP has influence over the president and connections throughout the political establishment. It also wasn't just Joe Biden, retard.

>>214014766
Okay, you're wrong, but okay. Now address the rest of my post.

>>214014766
All presidents have issued EOs that were challenged and knocked down in court. What's your point?

>>214014729
Name some others since it's so common.
>>214014731
I already knew all of that. His EO was unconstitutional. Anyway, next up was Kilmar being deported without trial, violating his 5th ammendment rights. And then Trump disobeying SCOTUS telling him to bring him back, weakening checks and ballances.

>>214014405
People have rights. Even if he was a wife beater. That is how a democratic society works.

You should care and be concerned when the fucking government brazenly breaks court orders and wrongfully does something they even admit in court was a mistake but keep insisting they can’t do anything about fixing it anymore, because they somehow can’t bring him back until one day they magically do without any problem but then immediately create trumped up charges for the guy and now try to blackmail him to admit guilt to those made up charges or they will immediately deport him to Uganda before any type of a trial that could actually prove his guilt to anything. That’s clear case of government spitting on the constitutional rights and norms and using its powers to oppress someone out of vindictiveness.

>>214014789
>All presidents have issued EOs that were challenged and knocked down in court. What's your point?
not every unconstitutional EO has been knocked down. there are plenty of them that seriously curtailed free speech and assembly that remain. nor do I think this SCOTUS will even overturn his EO, so no our free speech is literally fucked because of the orange faggot.

>>214014796
>Name some others since it's so common
Several of Obama's relating to the expansion of DACA.

>>214014658
>They proved he was part of an influence peddling setup

No they didn’t. That’s why the only thing they could get Hunter on was him checking no on a gun permit paper when he was a drug addict. Biden did a pardon because there’s been years of clear political witch hunt against his family.

>>214014844
Why are you posting this like anyone cares lol, MAGA is fine with kid diddling now. It's cool, even. The based Jews did it for the bit. You're just a libtard for bringing it up.

>>214014825
>THE SKY IS FALLING!
It's been great watching you retards be ruled through fear, continuously panicking over nothing while parroting hyperbole, for the last decade.

>>214014729
Singing an EO that blatantly is against the constitution apparently doesn’t matter to you.

>>214014796
>Anyway, I was wrong next up
I accept your concession.
>Kilmar being deported without trial, violating his 5th ammendment rights.
Since the Constitution only applies to those under the jurisdiction of the United States, he doesn't have a 5th Amendment right. Plus, if you want to argue his 5th Amendment rights, he had due process. What's the due process for an illegal?
>not here legally? then get the fuck out
Then, he was told to bring him back. Which he did, now he's being deported to Uganda or some other place.

>>214014853
Doesn't look like it.

>>214014858
>the only thing they could get Hunter on was him checking no on a gun permit paper
No, retard. Speaking of that though do you remember how the prosecutor tried to sneak a global immunity clause into the diversion agreement and got called out by the judge? That clause would have ended all investigations related to the scandal.

>>214014915
Look harder.
>In 2016, the Supreme Court ruled 4-4 in Texas v. United States on DAPA, meaning the lower court's ruling blocking the policy was upheld, but it wasn't a definitive ruling on the constitutionality of the order itself.

>>214014907
Thanks but I'm not conceding since I'm right.
>Since the Constitution only applies to those under the jurisdiction of the United States, he doesn't have a 5th Amendment right
He does. That's an outright lie.
>What's the due process for an illegal?
Same as due process for anyone. Justice is blind.

>>214014935
>but it wasn't a definitive ruling on the constitutionality of the order itself.
Thanks for proving me right.

>>214014878
So you would be okay if the next democrat president sends armed troops to Texas, Alabama, etc. red states to “restore order” for indefinite time and goes door to door imposing “order” ie just harassing people sitting on their own porch? You would support that because after all, red states tend to have some of the highest murder rates in the country. You wouldn’t be a hypocrite, right?

>>214014932
>MAGA erupts
Who are these leftists still trying to fool? We will -never- stop supporting Donald Trump as president. Nothingburger. Fake news.

>>214014950
>Same as due process for anyone
Due process is knowing they came into the country illegally. Criminals don't have constitutional rights and that goes double if they're not even citizens.

Besides, if Biden hadn't of left the border wide open there wouldn't be this mess to deal with. Simple as.

>>214014950
>He does. That's an outright lie.
He doesn't. He doesn't fall under the jurisdiction of the US. It'd be like the US deporting people in South Korea or something. You can't come here illegally and automatically fall under our jurisdiction. lrn2law
>Same as due process for anyone.
He had due process. The due process, as I said, was
>you're here illegally? Well, time to go back

>>214014969
I said most presidents had issued EOs that were challenged in the courts and blocked, anon. You disagreed and we're proven wrong.

>>214014770
>The VP has influence over the president
That isn't how influence peddling works. The person peddling the influence needs to have some kind of power to do something.

>>214014981
You don't have to be a leftist to make fun of MAGA. Matt and Trey are lolbertarians.

>>214015034
The way it worked in Biden's case was a blackbox group in Washington being called when necessary by Hunter. You're seriously so dumb that you think it was just Joe getting things done and not Washington associates in league with the family? Lol!

>>214014992
>Due process is knowing they came into the country illegally. Criminals don't have constitutional rights and that goes double if they're not even citizens.
All false btw

>>214014992
>Criminals don't have constitutional rights

They do have constitutional rights. That’s why they’re called rights. By this logic you don’t have rights because you jaywalked, drove above the speed limit and torrented shit. You belong in jail without a trial
>But I’m a citizen!
So what, we’ll just revoke that. Problem solved. Not you give a shit about laws and constitutionality of things since we already established you don’t. Authoritarianism is fun when it happens to other people but kinda sucks when it is applied to you, isn’t it.

>>214015048
Same thing, now. Bringing up "pedophiles" to disparage Jews is an obvious dem hoax, Trump said it himself.

>>214015077
>You're seriously so dumb that you think it was just Joe getting things done and not Washington associates in league with the family?
I'm dumb enough to think James Comer is a hack and couldn't find any proof after TWO FUCKING YEARS of hearings (at taxpayer expense).

>>214015019
>You can't come here illegally and automatically fall under our jurisdiction
You can. This isn't debatable btw. It's how our constitution works.

>>214015083
>They do have constitutional rights
They don't have full constitutional rights or else they wouldn't be in a prison, idiot. The whole point of prison is restriction of rights.

Holy shit, learn to extrapolate you complete and total moron.

>>214015019
>Oh the court had already said you can’t deport him? WELL FUCK THE COURTS!
That’s you. You don’t care about the law. You just play games and change your stance whenever it suits you.

>>214015099
They found tonnes of proof. What are you talking about? Go to YouTube and watch the FBI/IRS whistleblower testimony about the coverup and how lines of inquiry related to the influence peddling kyboshed and certain charges that could lead to investigation of such were intentionally slow walked to allow the statutes of limitations to run out.

>>214015149
They didn't find a damn thing and the "Whistleblower" turned out to be a literal russian agent.

>>214015118
He isn't in prison.

>>214015102
>You can.
You can't.
>It's how our constitution works.
It's not. And deporting people isn't a violation of the Fifth. The "Maryland Man" had his due process, as I've pointed out. Then he was deported. Then brought back. Then deported again. I don't know why you're defending a sex trafficker but okay.
>>214015119
Read what I posted above in this post. He had his due process. And he got deported. Twice. What else does he want?

>>214015182
Did you hear about any of the stuff related to CEFC? That was the one where a lawyer had the name Biden blacked out and passed a motion that it couldn't be said in court (the same lawyer who it turns out interviewed Gal Luft about CEFC associates giving Hunter/Joe monthly payments). Basically, the Biden's had a guy in the DOJ giving them info on US investigations into CEFC to help them avoid prosecution and clean up where necessary. Also, when the CEFC guy was arrested (the blacking "Biden" out of documents and not saying the name in court I mentioned above) he immediately wired Hunter $1 million dollars.

You don't know any of this stuff, retard.

>>214015220
>You can't.
Nope! Constitution protects everyone on US soil. It's ok to be wrong.
>And deporting people isn't a violation of the Fifth.
I didn't say deportations were unconstitutional. Am I going too fast for you?

I just want to say that dumping screenshots is lame. This is a discussion board. If you have nothing to say then don't post.

>>214015237
I'm sure you saw a random youtube video and thought it was true, but it wasn't.

>>214015240
>I just want to say that dumping screenshots is lame.
I am exposing you Zionist baby killers for the blood sucking vermin you are. Don't like it? Stop supporting a baby killer like Trump.

>>214015240
Nothign wrong with posting pictures to an image board

>>214014558
He what what he wanted. He paid $200 million to neuter the government's ability to prosecute him or limit his power in any way. Beloved government organizations like NASA are going to die in favor of spacex.
Saying it's some "glowy" thing is retarded.

>>214015239
>Constitution protects everyone on US soil.
Let's just assume you're right (you're not). He had his due process. And now he's gone.

>>214015264
Here's the global immunity clause they tried to sneak passed a judge to stop investigations into the Biden family. They literally gave the judge a copy of the agreement that didn't contain the clause and Hunter's lawyers called the court to have evidence removed saying it was on behalf of the prosecution.

Here's a brief rundown:
>the judge was appointed by Trump but anyone who has taken a civics course knows senators have veto power (both are Democrats and the judge herself is a Democrat)
>the DOJ refused to release the plea agreement to the public (it leaked after the hearing)
>the night before the hearing a member of the defense called the court saying they were acting on behalf of the prosecution
>their aim was to have evidence removed from the docket (this evidence related to recent congressional whistleblower testimony and shed light on future crimes Hunter could be charged with)
>they were threatened with sanctions; it really highlighted the shenanigans revolving around future immunity
>the immunity clause was hidden in the diversion agreement which both sides expected to be rubber-stamped
>the judge was not even given the agreement containing the immunity clause until just before the hearing
>Hunter and his lawyers shook hands with the prosecution (kek)
>the prosecution was asked multiple times if anything like this agreement had been done before and the answer was no
>the prosecution was put on the spot about future immunity specifically about FARA charges and had to answer those things could still be charged
HUNTER REJECTED THE PLEA BECAUSE FUTURE IMMUNITY WAS TAKEN OFF THE TABLE
>the judge also rejected the agreement because it made her responsible for any prosecution which was unconstitutional

>>214015220
>He had his due process.
Except he isn’t getting due process when he’s currently being blackmailed to plead guilty within 24 hours to the new made up charges or they will deport him to Uganda. They keep yapping how he’s a trafficker and terrorist and a gang member as the reason for deporting him without any of those charges being proves in court. They just want to deport him for the sake of deporting him. They know deporting him to Uganda has a high likelihood of Uganda then deporting him to El Salvador where he is actually from.
>And he got deported.
Wrongfully. The government evens admits it was wrong. He has a court order giving him protected status preventing deportation to El Salvador because of the clear posed danger to his life if he was sent there. The government is now just playing games to indirectly get him deported to El Salvador after failing to do it once directly.

>>214015190
He's not a citizen.

>>214015304
What makes you think James Comer didn't bring that up and get shot down over it?

>>214015280
>Let's just assume you're right (you're not).
I am.
>He had his due process. And now he's gone.
Looks like he didn't, since he was deported without trial, which is unconstitutional, so SCOTUS demanded his return, and now he's back.

>>214015350
Why would Trump ban Biden Derangement Syndrome?

>>214015347
I already knew that

>>214015371
Wow a professor said Trump is stupid! I better screenshot that one. That’s a good one

>>214015362
Anon, they tried to sneak a global immunity deal passed a judge to stop investigations into the Biden family and when that fell apart the AG named that prosecutor as the special investigator so he could deflect questions by saying "ongoing investigation" because he was subpoenaed by the committee. Lol.

>>214015320
>without any of those charges being proves in court
That's why he was deported, dipshit. It was already proven in court in prior cases. He had his due process.
>The government is now just playing games to indirectly get him deported to El Salvador after failing to do it once directly.
So we're not deporting him to El Salvador? Sounds like a "him" problem to me. Get the fuck out. Not my problem if Uganda deports you to El Salvador. Not our jurisdiction.
>>214015368
>and now he's back.
And now he's going to Uganda. Man, did that go well.

>>214015397
Anon it was literally Russian disinformation. Comer's "FBI whistleblower" admitted it.

>>214015409
>And now he's going to Uganda
just glad we agree he's back, thus making you a liar.

>>214015383
He doesn't have the same constitutional rights as an American citizen and the only due process that is needed is confirming he's in the country illegally on paper and issuing a deportation order. Simple as.

Also, if Biden hadn't left the border wide open there wouldn't be such a mess to deal with and expediency wouldn't be an issue.

>>214015429
>thus making you a liar.
I already said he was back and deported twice. Second time to Uganda. When did I lie?

>>214015438
>He doesn't have the same constitutional rights as an American citizen
He does.
>and the only due process that is needed is confirming he's in the country illegally on paper and issuing a deportation order. Simple as.
False.

>>214015428
>it was literally Russian disinformation.
Lol, fuck off. CEFC were CCP affiliated and the FBI/IRS whistleblowers had something like 100 years of combined service and had won awards for their work.

>>214015452
>>214015280
>And now he's gone.
This you?

>>214015453
>He does
Nope.
>False
True.

Again, if Biden hadn't left the border open expediency wouldn't be an issue.

>>214015483
All peopel on US soils and military bases have equal protections under the constitution. This isn't a debate.
>Again, if Biden hadn't left the border open expediency wouldn't be an issue.
Gaslighting doesn't work on me.

>>214015500
>on US soils
ESL detected. All of your future posts are thereby rendered irrelevant, Pablo. Time to go home :)

>>214015511
Glad to be done discussing this with you :)

>>214015474
Yeah? He was brought back and deported to Uganda. Are you trying to make a point? He had his due process and deported. Twice. When did I lie?

>>214015428
>Comer's "FBI whistleblower" admitted it.
Oh, I just noticed you don't even know about the whistleblowers.

Here: https://youtu.be/n1MN1yPl3iY

>>214007302
Making fun of dementia isn't funny

>>214015541
Yeah right that's why they convicted Hunter after two years of trying. Oh wait, they didn't because all of their allegations were bullshit.

>>214015596
Anon, there's hard evidence Hunter was running an influence peddling scandal and hard evidence that the IRS/FBI and DOJ were impeding investigations into it. I'm sorry you're just finding this out now but perhaps you'll learn to let the strength of your opinions match the level of your knowledge (or lack thereof) in the future.

Thanks for playing.

>>214015633
>Hunter had influence over Joe who had influence over Obama
The Vice President doesn't have any influence, retard.

>>214015409
He had a legal right to be in the country thanks to the court order saying he can’t be deported to El Salvador to the danger he would face from gang violence. He had no criminal record. He is essentially a refugee. He has had no trial that found him guilty of the crimes the government now uses to claim he absolutely needs to be deported. He isn’t given his due process, bootlicker.

He was detained and then deported wrongfully despite his legal right to be in the country. The government admits this. Once he was returned back to thr US that should have been the end of it, but because it embarrassed the Trump administration they made up charges and now use those to say he has to be deported, without giving him a trial. That is not due process. The fact that they try to blackmail him to plead guilty to the charges proves the government’s case is full of shit and just wants him out so that they can claim a win. Anyone with a brain and not a tongue inside the administration’s ass can see what the goal here is and it’s not any kind of justice, it’s malicious intent to remove a guy who made the administration look bad when they had to admit they fucked up.

>>214015709
Anon, Joe Biden and the Democrats literally had to walk back the claim there was no influence being sold to admitting Hunter was "selling the illusion of influence". However, at a quick glance by anyone with an IQ above 100 it's fairly obvious you don't keep getting paid for years on end by multiple corporate and state affiliated entities when your product is an "illusion" and they never get anything in return.

Lol, you're so gullible.

>>214015723
What influence? Vice Presidents don't do anything. They sit back and take orders from The President, that's it. You have bought into the Russian disinformation meant for Trump's 2020 campaign hook, line, and sinker and you're still repeating it 5 years later.

>>214015723
They paid him for the illusion and perceived prestige of having a son of the VP brought to the table. It was a chair in a boardroom.

>>214015750
>>214015763
Oh, P.S: it wasn't just foreign corporate entities and governments. The Biden's also had over 20 shell corporations for some reason (there's even a quote from them about how any investigation into them would take decades to untangle the finances), Joe used a fake name to send Hunter information about government business relevant to the influence peddling stuff (that was found in the Obama archives), and Hunter told Joe to appoint certain people to government positions after receiving money from them.

You didn't know this stuff? Kind of weird how the media largely ignored it and you'd have to look in the back pages for it, eh? It's almost like the political elite have immense power and an incestuous relationship with the supposedly free media...

>>214015806
t. James Comer

>>214015810
I accept your concession. Educate yourself next time.

>>214015711
>The fact that they try to blackmail him to plead guilty to the charges
Blackmail how? I seem to be misinformed on this subject.

>>214007045 (OP)
Very cool. When do they make fun of Israel?

>>214015711
>danger he would face from gang violence.
Curious how he's not a gang member but he named the rival gang of the gang he seems to be affiliated with as the reason he can't go to El Salvador, lol.

>>214015852
Only you know your crazy headcanon, Anon, I can't educate myself on it.

>>214015536
>He was brought back and deported to Uganda
Doesn't look like it

>>214015879
The show isn't about Israel. What do you want them to say? They already had multiple episodes making fun of jews.

>>214015857
Plead guilty and we deport you to Costa Rica, a Spanish speaking country that had given assurances they would accept Garcia. Don’t play ball and we deport you to Uganda where you don’t speak the language and there’s a high likelihood of being then deported to El Salvador.

>>214015892
Strange that someone can be under a threat of violence from a gang without being a gang member