Thread 214008918

>watch flick
>immediately makes you ravenously hungry

Over medium is the best.

Holy shit why so much butter? The eggs are swimming in a pool of butter.

>>214009181
never enough butter, youre just a sissy

>>214009181
the flavour is in the fat

professional chefs know this

jesus christ favreau

I recently realized I like well-done eggs.

Every tv/internet food personality always screams
>Noo! Overcooked eggs are the worst! They're rubber!
And I believed them. I was always careful to minimally cook or even undercook eggs. But I ate a denver omelet from a fast food restaurant that was cooked to all hell. And it was the best eggs I've ever had.

>>214009431
Well Done =/= Overcooked. This is true with steaks as well.
The issue is nailing any temperature can be difficult for untrained people or lousy chefs, so they always aim for medium rare. Then at the worst they overcooked to medium, which is still edible.
Once you pass Well Done it's ruined.

>>214008918 (OP)
YOU FUCKING JEET

>>214009284
I had pork belly the other day and it was so chewy because of all the fat neither my friend or I could finish it.
Trim the fat you animals.

>>214010773
Took the knees right off of his pants!

>>214010773
I get why he likes her.

>>214010773
>god punishes mixed race couple

>>214010828
They're both black

>>214010773
qrd?

>>214010901
It's AI.

>>214010773
Why the fuck is that slider leaking juice?

>>214010901
automatic transmission

>>214010828
ones a quadroon retard

>>214010967
So they're both black.

>>214010978
ones slightly less black but yeah (you can tell her hair is straightened, shits probably nappy as hell)

>>214011102
>I'd like a pajeet special egg sandwich with no seasoning please
>it's so good because a filthy man in a wifebeater made it in a street cart with no health codes!

>>214008918 (OP)
Do americans really?

>>214011148
>have an armpit hair
>have two

>>214009087
This but over hard

>>214011148
First of all, that is clearly not a jeet. Second he puts a fairly large amount of salt onto the eggs. You sound jealous that you don't have your own egg fortress in which to make an honest living in.

>>214011137
fuck this guy

>>214010967
Why do nonwhites come up with these subcategory of nonwhite? No different than the indian caste system.

>>214009615
I love Mexican food. And sometimes beans, if seasoned and cooked correctly, are absolutely delicious. It's amazing how a pot of pinto or kidney beans with some dried peppers, onions, salt, lard, herbs, and some other shit It's so damn tasty.

>>214011208
The emotionless stare into nothing while being filmed says otherwise. Maybe he's not a true jeet but he's def from one of those countries.

>>214010733
>chewy because of all the fat
You didn't cook it properly then. Proper pork belly should basically melt in your mouth. Cook it low and slow, and keep spooking the pan drippings over the skin. You'll basically get this transition from crispy pork rind to just a ball of jellied flavor.

>>214008918 (OP)
That went downhill fast

>>214011272
Worlds smartest kneegrow

I like the biscuits and gravy ones the most

>>214011102
>Eggs!
It's odd... The oil in that bottle was in a municipal sewer pipe mere hours before being collected and used for cooking egg sandwiches.

>>214011302
for me it's him dumping the oil down the drain
not my problem

>>214008918 (OP)
watch flick, makes you immediately gag over eggs and trans people

>>214011148
>talking shit about the surly egg king
no eggs for you

>>214011254
He is not used to being filmed. And probably doesn't know how to perform anyway than he does normally. Not everyone is as used to being in front of a camera as you zoom zoom

>>214010773
i hate it when that happens

>>214011296
Oh. Ok then. It was at a kroean BBQ place and we had no control over the heat and any drippings fell through the grates.

>>214011242
nigger whites made the term "quadroon"
why do zoomers assume every term they haven't been exposed to is ESL? you are some of the dumbest and ill-informed fuckers on earth

>>214011354
It's finger lickin' good... Oh, wait. That's something else. I know!
It's stomach churning bad.

>>214010901
her little dicked white boyfriend found out she fucked the guy's BBC so he tried to run them over.

>>214009087
Gay.
Over as easy as possible. Then you put it on some hash browns, or just a piece of toast, then you cut it all up so the yolk gets soaked up and you just have a nice little breakfast.

>>214011482
This is AI made by Pakistani to make India look bad.

>>214011329
she cute

>>214011381

I'd be eatin hotdogs after that shit.

>>214010773
the magnetic pull of the zest was too strong

>>214011200
Did she dieded?

>>214008918 (OP)

Withnail and I - 1987

>>214011248
>NIGGY PIGGY
[oinking intensifies]

>>214011137
this guy is so based
he's not even that fat, like he's fat but not as bad as you'd expect
he just knows what he likes. He paid for extra sauce and extra cheese and I bet it's delicious

>>214011137
>WE NEED MORE FUCKING PARMASIAN AT TABLE 3 STAT!

Looks comfy

>>214011329
I was expecting a fall, glad to see it worked out.

>>214011377
is this the guy's fetish or what?
also i thought you couldn't get in a plane with a big battery like that one

>>214012256
is she going to be ok?

>>214012256
kinda hot desu

>>214008918 (OP)
most things with protein it don't make me all that hungry, i eat a very protein rich diet so I'm a little over it honestly. eggs, meat, beans.. doesn't matter how it's cooked it's all just represents a daily chore I do to retain a certain weight/strength.

I bust thick ropes over anything sugary though; ice cream, yes, but fucking baked goods GODDAMN

>>214011137
Simple. Honest. Rustic.

>>214008918 (OP)
>eggs

>>214010901
me behind the wheel

>>214011329

AHHHHHHHH

>>214011137
why does he look so british? what is it about british fat that's so distinctive?

>>214013905
it just is, cant explain it

>>214013905
permanently red and bloated

>>214011688
I still refuse to believe people can be this retarded

>>214013586
I don't remember this scene from RotJ, was it in the special edition?

>>214011148
Bourdain's spirit occupies a squat stool adjacent that stall

>>214010773
>sliders so good they'll kill you

>>214010828
>mixed race

>>214014102
>cheesecake
>plain cooked dough base
>premade cream cheese filling
>fudge topping from a jar
>cooking tips

aside from all the premade aspects, fucking regular dough on a cheesecake? really?

>>214010773
>I get out of the car
>"Oh... oh my. Sir, ma'am, I deeply apologize, I mistook you for a white woman. I'll just back up out of your way now"

>>214014200
Is this guy still a thing?

>>214012306
Someone needs to put a baby in her to make her tits grow, they are just sad.

>>214013740
I still can't figure out what food that is.

>>214014339
It's just a regular tumor.

>>214014339
The fountain is ranch

>>214014112
That where he shoots up?

>>214011102
How does he get out?

>>214014175
David Duke?

>>214014718
Why would he want to? He has everything he needs there : eggs, bread, a place to sleep and shit (same spot).
He's set.
More than most of us will have in the near future.

>>214011148
>streetfood posting at the egg king
Holy newfag I thought summer was over.

>>214008918 (OP)
Ratatouille made a really good job of making stewed zucchini and eggplant look extremely delicious.

>>214014175
Were McDick's breakfast sandwiches always that tiny?

>>214009615
This is the best food scene of all time.

>>214014786
It breaks my heart seeing what newfags are doing to this board.

>>214014786
>>214014913
Fuck him and fuck your board culture. You'd call the same exact shit slop if you saw a faggot on youtube make it.

>>214011272
>$200 for the cheapest shitty sushi you can imagine
Why are black people so stupid?

>>214014830
I had to eat there last week and their breakfast is way smaller now than a few years ago

>>214014952
No fuck you.

>>214008918 (OP)
for me, it's this

>>214010733
not cooked right, needs to be low heat so the fat can render

>>214014718
He has to eat all the eggs

>>214014102
>ja/ck/ outlived king cobra
It just ain't right toobz

>>214015054
If you've ever had sweet potatoes at a holiday, you've had this much sugar. Dunno why this particular webm gets as much play, but normally civilized people use brown sugar or molasses.

>>214013905
He's German.

>>214015526
That's what he said.

>>214015526
fuck of it's a mutt
https: //www facebook com/watch/?v=910533299803974

>>214008918 (OP)
ITT: Fat FUCKS

>>214015359
Kek

>>214011137
Italians were a mistake.

>>214015525
I should be able to buy this.

>>214010828
2/10 for getting retards to reply

>>214012149
kek

>>214011329
Why this make my pp hard?

>>214014744
kek

I like my eggs sunny side up with a little soft spot at the top, I close the pan with a lid to avoid undercooked top overcoocked bottom situation. Then I eat it with a toast and mayo, shit is bussin

>>214011329
i'm in love

>>214011572
lmao

>>214011137
i would take the biggest nastiest fucking shit if i ate all that cream sauce and cheese

>>214015489
Because zoomers don't cook shit and to them this just looks like horrible excess not how it's always been done.

>>214011329
holy FUCK AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>214015489
Normal civilised people don't add fucking sugar to sweet potatoes because they're already extremely sweet. I hate Americans so goddamned much.

>>214016174
i would have sex with her if you know what i mean

>>214011200
you're fucking dead if this happens. that will destroy your face

>>214016138
?

>>214011137
Why does he have to eat like that?
>Allright, I'm shooting. Start eating as disgustingly as possible ".

>>214016174
>Italia
basato

>>214011102
Those eggs are big!

>>214013927
I bet he wanted to wet his whistle if you know what I mean.

>>214016203
h u h ?

>>214011329
>petite qt skatin' over to your car to serve you your 44 ounce ice cream with slop toppings mixed into

how can any other country say they're the best in the world?

>>214014175
his disappointment is immeasurable and his day is ruined

>>214016150
>he doesn't have thanksgiving in his shithole country
The old world just keeps losing.

>>214016275
Imagine if she fucking on your penis lol.

>>214011248
her face, top kek

>>214015525
i want to eat this so bad. we are truly cucked in the USA not having this on every corner

>>214016371
You can get cheese fries of various sorts at every single bar type establishment in the continental US, retard.

>>214016385
Why are you pretending like that is remotely similar? Also the portions are way smaller at bars.

>>214016255
kino
movie?

>>214011200
>>214011650
>Did she dieded?
I remember this, it was from Amazing Race IIRC. Her face was numb for about a day.

>>214016385
shut the fuck up dumbass and stop pretending to be a retard

>>214016405
They call me trinity.

>>214016414
Woah chill out big guy

>>214009181
>>214008918 (OP)
It's usually pork lard/fat, its fucking best and natural AND HEALTHY. But in films they're most likely corn oil or sunflower oil and shit.
>>214016255
I love this scene. Any spaghetti western food scene.
T.pork lard master cook

>>214014339
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragi_mudde
grain slop ball

>>214014002
>>214011688
Aside from washing chicken, social media nons and normies have really cargo culted wearing gloves. He's touching everything in the kitchen with contaminated gloves on, but will think he's being hygienic because he has plastic gloves on

>>214011329
NO this NEVER happened things were NEVER better you were NEVER happy

>>214016402
>cheese
>shitty pre-shredded cheese
>some form of mystery meat
>sauce
It's EXACTLY the same.
>>214016414
a bloo bloo get over yourself you la raza piece of trash

>>214009615
eating like when youve been outside walking for like 25k steps all day in the blazing sun is about as close to heaven as youll get.

>>214012063
>he's not even that fat
jesus christ even most amerimutts would instantly see that he is a fat fucking pig.

>>214011329
that's a man, baby

>>214011102
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

>>214015526
>>214015555

>>214016242
she's one of the most attractive women ive ever seen and im upset i will never have her

>>214016255
In order to get the best performance for this scene Terence Hill ACTUALLY became a biological carbon-based organism requiring replenishment of energy in the form of ingesting combustible organic compounds through a cranial orifice. Truly an artist.

>>214016711
calm down bucko she just had a young boy's haircut, her face and body are pretty common attractiveness levels

>>214011329
my helen of troy

>>214016711
youre a pathetic faggot

>>214011137
It bothers me that he is scooping the sauce with the fork when he has a spoon in his other hand, I just want to throw my phone and break a window

>>214011302
This asshole is a traveling salesman, he really cooks like that in motel rooms

>>214016765
if you had that haircut as a boy you were a fag

>>214016174
>"italians aren't white!"
>italians:

>>214009615
>>214016255
Hopy fuck i love beans, post more, post recipes, I'm making beans today

>>214016256
tfw you will never see that olympics webm you were too bitchmode to save ever again

>>214008918 (OP)
Showing it ooze out the back like that on purpose is just gross. But that aside that looks delicious and I'd love a fried egg on bread right now.

>>214015270
I will literally never understand why people get excited about eggs. All the stuff being put into it looks great. But why the egg? They look, taste, and feel like rubber, unless you boil then, then they look, taste, and feel like rotten garbage.

>>214016131
How am I supposed to pick that up? There's a high chance our hands touch and then what? I will be triggered for days thinking she might have wanted to fuck me or nah?

>>214015526
What a coincidence, so is half the anglo genetic code.

>>214014952
Basement zoomers are the saddest zoomers.

>>214016810
im honest about my emotions and i am also bigger and stronger than you

>>214008918 (OP)
>that egg
Did Kay’s cooking make this?

>>214015470
yeah... by the end he wasn't even really doing food hacks anymore
>$90 pizza from pizza hut (I still don't know how that's possible)
>crush a handful of potato chips on top

>>214016131
>stroopwafel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3paMdjFvjZ0&t=106s

>>214008918 (OP)
We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell

>>214017129
Reviewing slop while sitting in a car is such a prole thing to do.

>>214008918 (OP)
CAN'T YOU STOP FUCKIN EATING FOR 90 FUCKIN MINUTES YOU FAT FUCKS

Would y'all eat this?

>>214016854
which one

>>214011377
>served in barf bag
pottery

>>214017218
I wouldn't pay for it because it's stupid but yeah if I was hungry and someone offered it to me.

Just a typical day

>>214011329
Please stop posting this one.

>>214012182
You can tell the green goop was added afterwards. If you look closely you can see where the head has already been cut off.

>>214011329
God I wish I lived in america

>>214014200
This guy takes it up the ass btw.

>>214011329
Imagine the tips she rqkes in pulling this fake cute sk8er girl persona

>>214017382
Just go to literally any bar and you can get this.

>>214017218
I guaran-fucking-tee you you won't taste a difference between minced wagyu and regular fucking minced beef. Complete waste of money for the sole purpose of showing off. If you really need super greasy mince just ask your butcher to add a little more fat. Boom, you can now tell your retarded friends that you're regaling them with the finest wagyu, folded 10000 times. Wagyu in general pisses me off.

>>214016131
How much extra is it if I want her to spit in it?

Whenever I drink alcohol it instantly kills my hunger. It has always kept me thin. Want to order pizza? One shot of vodka and never fucking mind.

>>214017382
Why is he acting like pouring shit on chips is novel

>>214017543
When I drink I always put off eating until I'm really hungry and then I make a huge meal and eat it all. When I smoke I don't get the muchies I even forget to eat at all.

>>214017218
I hate those gloves so much. And I mean not in a professional environment, but only when used in IG, tiktok, youtube videos etc like the one posted there.

>>214011272
>Cums pink goo in your car over and over
Notin' personel, nigger

>>214017543
I don’t like to eat while drinking, but about an hour after I stop drinking I’m ravenously hungry for garbage food

>>214011272
What’s even the point of this anyways

>>214017606
Why did this psychopath put the bread sides in the middle at the end?

>>214017659
It ruins your food and your car!

>>214017659
He gets paid for the views which enables him to purchase the next stunt dish.

>>214013905
Because it's from too much food anda bad diet but due to massive amounts of alcohol. Hence the red face and generally looking like shit. I don't think Americans get how bad drinking culture is in the UK. Especially for working class men.

>>214017782
>when shes ready to settle down

>>214009536
no, well done steak is absolutely overcooked.

>>214017779
The Yurosissy vs the Americhad

>>214017382
Wat makes me hate these vids and TikTok in general is the facial expressions people make in it.
It's disturbing combination of exaggeration and fake, make them all look like soulless asylum patients.

>>214017250
a gymnastics coach was rubbing one of his girl's legs vigorously with both hands to warm her up like he was making a caveman fire and she suddenly clamped down on his hand with her thighs and very clearly, unequivally orgasmed on camera

>>214017999
I find it yucky and unsettling as well. Looks s0i as fuck.

>>214017349
pajeet cope

>>214017971
the guy on the left is a video from new york

>>214014175
lol he's overselling it a little too much

>>214017395
He is a Turk. It's part of their culture.

>>214009087
I'm not sure I even know what it is, but for me I let it cook on the first side for a bit longer than over easy, then intentionally slam them down when flipping them to probably break them, then cook that side a bit longer than over easy too. If they break wide open they become mostly over hard with a bit of gooey yolk in the center, if they don't break they are sort of over easy with a ring of soft cooked yolk around the edge that you can scoop out with the toast and sits on it like peanut butter sort of. Or you can put them on english muffin sandwiches with bacon and find out how much is still runny when you bite into them.
If you aren't feeding your RNG obsession with your eggs, what are you even doing?

>>214018061
Do the needful and get glasses sar

>>214018075
New york is the europe of America.

>>214017320
I'm not fat but this webm always makes me hungry as fuck

>>214018002
I need this video

>>214018119
I agree, right up until it pans to the unabashed disgusting fat fuck.

>>214018002
find it. now

>>214011272
Tyrone why yo car smell like yo momma pusay?

>>214011300
based looking food desu

>>214016519
yeah theres really no point wearing gloves in your own home, literally just wasting money and increasing plastic waste

its not even really necessary in a professional kitchen but there's at least some justification there

i do get it for food content though, i just dont really wanna see peoples hairy knuckles and fingernails in the food even though i know its safe

PS: massive pet peeve is people kneading bread dough and shit with rings or watches on, that is disgusting

>>214016894
bruh you must be from some flyover where no one knows how to cook eggs. theyre not even close to rubber if cooked properly, and that's not even mentioning how many countless ways there are to actually cook an egg

>>214016256
she's excercising for big germanic cock

>>214017151
eating in a car in general, dont get why americans are obsessed with drive thrus
i even saw a post the other day about some retard eating WHILE driving with kids in the back and dropping their fries. at that point just kys

>>214018382
You've got it backwards rural people cook great they use tons of butter, salt, lard, etc. It's why they're so fat.

>>214012063
bro he's so fat that his forehead is storing fat, you're so fucked

>>214011200
surprised she didn't lose her teeth

>>214018002
FIND IT

For me, it's park swans

>>214018002
Come on anon, a lot of people are counting on you.

>>214015636
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, troon.

>>214018417
>dont get why americans are obsessed with drive thrus
America post-WWII and especially post civil rights era is BUILT for the car. Of course there would be drive though for everything, including food. During covid there were even drive through vaccination sites.

>>214010901
Yes, it was

>>214016174
>AIJATI
What could she mean by this?

>>214018002

Was she from Russia?

If so, I think I have that one.

>>214009029
oi me eggos

>>214011137
he's so close to a heart attack it's unreal.

>>214015525
>the excited British public

>>214011329
idc what she's serving, I need it.

>>214013740
absolutely disgusting

>>214018737
right yeah dunno how i forgot about the car-mania.

it sounds depressing too, having to drive everywhere must make where you live feel like a bunch of separate nodules instead of a cohesive, connected place.

being at a restaurant and just seeing parked cars and a highway outside instead of a high street with people on it, or god forbid eating inside a mall

>>214018540
yeah youre probably right im not a yank i dunno how your shit works

>>214017382
this guy was made by ai... wtf are those expressions

>>214019004
Cities have better restaurants but rural people are better cooks on average. There are exceptions but there is a reason only city people go crazy about shit like this >>214015270

>>214011137
cheesed to meet ya

>>214011158
>Withnail & I
>American

It's literally one of the most Bongcore movies that was ever made you fat retard

>>214018110
So the most important city in the world is basically Yurop? Well, my thanks, dear Murrican.

>>214018002
GIVE THE SOURCE ALREADY YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>>214019401
bro i said already i didn't save it......
if i knew where to find it, i would ;_;

>>214017218
way too much fat for a good patty waste of money
waygu is supposed to be sliced thin that’s the whole appeal
t. fat

Just post webms of Ja/ck/ already

>>214017594
They're retarded in a professional envoirment too. I'll never know why disposable black gloves caught on, I'm guessing retards think it looks cool or something. White gloves should be the standard for food and medical purposes, since you can actually tell when they get dirty.

>>214019244
lol

>>214010773
Who the fuck decides, ayyy, you know what we should do FOR A FUCKING LIVING? ....EAT FOOD ON CAMERA!!!

>>214009087
>>214018100
>>214011447
>>214011203
shut the fuck up

>>214019412
Nigger.

>>214011296
>yes, i'd like my meat to be a ball of jelly please

>>214019510
Something tells me she’s never been to Nigeria.

>>214011688
>>214016519
bobby flay admitted he washes his chicken in a video a while back. i always knew he was retarded

>>214016519
I really don't understand the paranoia. I literally just wash my hands and wipe the counter down before I cook. Aside from a couple of times that I foolishly decided to push my luck with packages of ground beef that I knew had probably been in my fridge a couple days too long, I have never been sick after eating anything I cooked myself.

>>214011102
no wonder tuco chose slinging meth

>>214011248
ja/ck/ black

>>214016255
love how he goes back to eating after that drinking, it's so fluid

>>214011102
i'd like to see a menu, sir.

>>214017779
guy on the right is either military about to deploy or a convict fresh out of a stint in jail/prison

>>214017272
Ravenous was cool but I saw it in an empty theater.

>>214011377
didnt he get arrested for this?

>>214010819
he's extremely gay

>>214017382
His face makes me want to exterminate his whole bloodline

>>214019553
there's a difference between rinsing it with water and using dishwashing detergent and i really doubt he'd do the latter

>>214011102
A STRANGE BROWN MAN

>>214016255
My dad has been referencing this scener on a monthly, even weekly basis my entire life.

>>214016255
He hasn't eaten for a week for that scene