Thread 214010109

First of all, this dude is barely in the movie. You just see the back of his head for like 10 seconds. Second, where were all the graphic scenes of cannibalism I was promised? I want those 2 hours of my life back.

>>214010109 (OP)
For me, it's wondering why Crewe in particular got fucked.

>>214010109 (OP)
think how underprepared your community if township or city is if nuclear war were to break out this week.

>>214010109 (OP)
I thought that guy was going to be the badass MC cop that goes around shooting cannibals in the midst of a post-apocalyptic UK. Instead I got the average life of a bong in 2025.

>>214010109 (OP)
I doubt most people expected him to be a significant character. From a British perspective, the idea that the country has decayed so badly into chaos that one of the last figures of authority is a sickly looking traffic warden with a burnt face, clutching a rifle, is interesting. Especially back in the 80s.

>>214010109 (OP)
>London is somehow worse than this today
Crazy times ahead

There are people who watched this organically and there are people who were dragged to watch it by internet marketing.

>>214010198
I refuse to watch it because of how reddit faggots talk about it

>>214010257
its a fine second monitor movie to watch

>>214010257
>OH MY HECKIN KEANU SWEET SUMMER PUPPER THIS IS...LE REAL HORROR MOVIE
I don't blame you

>>214010278
>second monitor
You didn’t watch the movie

>>214010371
>OH MY GOD A LE PARANORMAL JUMPSCARE THIS IS BLOWING MY MIND!
Not every horror needs to have a big monster hiding under the bed, you ignorant fucking animal.

Did she give birth to a stillborn mutant at the end?

>>214010413
Yes it fucking does

>>214010109 (OP)

this kino unironically changed my life

>>214010159
Pack enough ambient to power nap thru the first 2 weeks. After that, background radiation subsides enough for short trips outside to gather supplies and rally with your neighbors to begin planning for your new way of life. Within the first few months you'll have cats and simple telephones going. Within a year shit will mostly be back to normal.
Hell, nuclear bombs now don't even emit that much radiation so fallout isn't a problem. So long as you don't get vaporized in the first few milliseconds you'll probably end up alright. Threads is a very pessimistic movie ment to scare boomers.

I found the kitchen sink realism parts more interesting than the bomb aftermath parts

>>214010257
Yeah and I remember people used to praise this on forums back in the late 90s. Why make everything about something you hate?

>>214010109 (OP)
Was this the first reddit tier movie?

>>214010257
Its worth checking out, pretty good apocalypse movie that's not a dumb action movie.
Its not the most amazing thing ever, but if you like bleak movies its worth your time.
Miracle Mile is also worth checking out, very different tone, and its structured like an actual movie, but it has a top tier ending and a great sound track by tangerine dream. Great Brian Thompson role too. Denise Crosby shows up.

>>214010109 (OP)
>wtf the masked man wasn't running around kicking ass like in all my capeshit????

>>214010549
When the F-4 Phantom airbase gets nuked, I shed a tear every time.

>>214010155
Rolls-Royce

>when does threads man show up
Damn as I was going to laugh at someone who would unironically post this i realized this is probably a meme. Pretty good. This isn't the first time i've seen a post about this movie confused about the guy's like of screentime. This would probably catch on if 4chan wasn't dead.

>>214010525
Most economies will be shot to shit due to the loss of infrastructure and production facilities, as well as the know-how to run them.

>>214010872
Lack* of screentime

>>214010872
Threads man would make a good video game

>>214010872
He's the posterboy for the movie, and its a genuinely great image that instantly tells a whole story.
Most people go in expecting it to be a movie, and instead its a faux documentary that floats around multiple characters and locations, and that dude is in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it scene.

Times you acted like Threads man?

>>214010856
Huh. I thought it was because of the rail junction.

>>214010109 (OP)
But didn't it make you feel all heckin' sadderino? And you do have a loicense for that disappointment, right anon?

>>214010389
His viewership was commensurate with its value.

>>214011260
*side effect of zoomer adhd

>>214010181
lol and now you get arrested for making a video about niggers raping your daughter

what could have been (we'd probably be better off now if it had happened)