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Anonymous No.214010286 >>214010531 >>214010782 >>214011955 >>214011979 >>214012051 >>214012059 >>214012156 >>214012164 >>214012311 >>214012332 >>214012714
>22 years old
>Seven (7) evil ex-boyfriends
>THIS SUMMER
Anonymous No.214010336
>this summer... a shitty and incredibly gay film for redditors...
Anonymous No.214010424 >>214012318
>go through an arduous quest for the privilege of dating the town bicycle
Anonymous No.214010471
did 6 have to fight 5 and 5 fight 4 and so forth? or was this a one time shittest for dramatic purposes?
Anonymous No.214010480 >>214010578 >>214010749 >>214012013 >>214012643
7 exes? Girls IRL aren't that big of sluts, maybe 2 exes would have been realistic
Anonymous No.214010531
>>214010286 (OP)
BPD & ECSTASY
Anonymous No.214010578
>>214010480
>7 exes? Girls IRL aren't that big of sluts
lmao
2 exes and 50 fuckbuddies, maybe.
Anonymous No.214010623
Cera as Scott Pilgrim was a miscast made specially to spite the fans, they did this because they thought if they made him accurate to his comic book looks people would sympathize with him without realizing how shitty of a person he is. Ironically it seems it had the opposite effect, so if they went with a more attractive actor, they would probably get the point across easier.
Really Scott Pilgrim is a guy you still see a lot out there in the big cities, guy in a shitty band that preys on underage girls. So, the overall takeaway of the series is that all characters are objectively shitty people that all deserve each other, just like everyone else in the indie music scene IRL.
Anonymous No.214010749
>>214010480
never saw American Pie?
You take that number for women and multiply it by 3 for the real number
Anonymous No.214010782
>>214010286 (OP)
>Three of them were just hand holding in middle school
>One was a girl

Good luck finding an attractive girl over the age of 20 today that at most had three dicks inside her.
Anonymous No.214011127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAyLrRZf1-I
Anonymous No.214011955 >>214012061 >>214012087
>>214010286 (OP)
>Left
Me in 2019
>Right
Me in 2025
Anonymous No.214011979
>>214010286 (OP)
>>Seven (7) evil ex-boyfriends
evil exes
Anonymous No.214012013
>>214010480
Girl at work I met was 18 last year. She had 1 bf her senioir in high school. Broke up. This year she got another bf, they broke up after like 3 weeks. Women are whores. This girl at work is a stealth whore and will probable be having 1 bf a year if not every 6 months all time til she is 27 or something
Anonymous No.214012051 >>214012646
>>214010286 (OP)

yes, i know this is a fictional movie, but when i hear about these people, men or women, with large numbers of exes or high body counts, my first question is how they find the time do even meet people that often?
Anonymous No.214012059
>>214010286 (OP)
>6 guys and a girl was a comically high body count for a 23-year-old woman in 2011
Anonymous No.214012061 >>214012677
>>214011955
Kek I have a friend like this, same face and body type then covid came and instead of working out to improve his confidence he bought Chinese chemicals online and now claims he is a women.
Anonymous No.214012087
>>214011955
literally me
Anonymous No.214012156 >>214012278
>>214010286 (OP)
Routh, Pine, Culkin and Culkin's onscreen bf are relentlessly handsome.
Anonymous No.214012164 >>214012381
>>214010286 (OP)
>spineless and ambitionless loser
>self-centered whore with emotional baggage
Many such relationships
You might hate the characters, but they're made for each other.
Anonymous No.214012278
>>214012156
Johnny Simmons is also relentlessly handsome.
Anonymous No.214012311
>>214010286 (OP)
The sad thing is its not uncommon
Anonymous No.214012318
>>214010424
I look like this and would like to date the town bicycle.
Anonymous No.214012332
>>214010286 (OP)
If this were made today, they all would be niggers
Anonymous No.214012381
>>214012164
Yup, see this paring irl so many times. The dude is a clueless fucking cuck that thinks "his girl" is this sweet little innocent female not knowing she has sucked and fucked 20 dicks before him lol
And not only that, the girl is like a retired whore, she isn't into getting fucked rough or kinky shit anymore, all that is behind her. You get a used up boring slut now lol
Anonymous No.214012592
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Anonymous No.214012616
E
Anonymous No.214012643
>>214010480
Those are exes. For every person a girl "dates" she's been sexually active with 5x that number.
Anonymous No.214012646
>>214012051
Hot people have friends and hobbies that put them into contact with new people constantly, because they never had to contend with a lack of desirability that forced them to put their time into solitary hobbies
Anonymous No.214012677
>>214012061
many such cases!
Anonymous No.214012714
>>214010286 (OP)
>if 2010 was a movie
Anonymous No.214012724
I had 7 exes at 22. Whats the big deal?