Thread 214010303

>characters are playing chess
>one character reaches for a piece
>the other character, smug body language: “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”
>other character, nervous, reaches for a different piece
>”a ta ta ta”
>reaches for another piece
>”I wouldn’t do that either
>reaches for another piece

>>214010303 (OP)
name 6 million examples

>>214010365
Best I can do is 109

>characters are playing chess
>one gets his tower taken
>"Rook mistake"

>>214010303 (OP)
>"i wouldn't do that either"
>character pulls out a sig p320
>shoots self in leg and starts bleeding out
>other character says "checkmate" and winks at the camera

>>214010303 (OP)
>two characters sit down to play chess
>the protagonist reaches for his king’s pawn
>the chest master tents his hands
>mate in 12 moves, I’m afraid
>frustrated, the protagonist reaches instead for his queen’s pawn
>uh uh, no that’s even worse. mate in 8 moves.
>visibly angry, he desperately reaches for a knight
>no no no, that’s the worst yet. mate in 5 moves. focus. take this seriously.
>the protagonist grits his teeth in seething rage, brows furrowed with concentration.
>suddenly, a zen calmness comes over him, and slowly, determinedly, he reaches back for his first pawn
>the chess master cocks his head.
>excellent. mate in 53 moves. show me.

>nerdy, high strung character is beating the relaxed, cool main character in chess
>Suddenly the cool main character pulls off an amazing win after pretending to be bad at chess and luring the nerd into a trap
>Main character gets up to go do something else while the nerd just sits there and stares at the board

You would think people playing chess would notice if they put themselves in checkmate

>>214010303 (OP)
>character is teaching somebody how to play chess who has never played
>mentor explains that it's okay to take your time after new player hastily makes a move immediately after the mentor
>new player: Is this a checkmate?
>mentor: hmm... why yes it is
Classic