Thread 214010851

cast the rest of the family

If it is done in the name of racial cleansing, socialism is juuuuust fine.

Why do they need actors for a documentary?

>>214010920
You're right. Bashir Al Assad should play himself in the documentary.

>>214010920
Because Assad is dead?

>>214010920
they're using him only for the loo shots, which there are no real recordings of.

>>214010940
Doesn't the BBC have enough archival footage of the real man to put together a good documentary, Adam Curtis-style?

>>214010986
Its fake anon

>>214010944
Wow. I'm really surprised people don't take more videos of important people going to the bathroom.

>>214010986
They want to make an Oppenheimer style scene of Assad gassing civilians
>poison gas... kills people?

>>214011032
I'm aware. Play along.

>>214011039
Is this before or after he orders the syrian airforce to use barrel bombs instead of their cold war munitions?

>>214011036
google jeff epstein, it'll blow your mind

don't they mean new fake-out mini series loosely based on real life events?

>>214010940
Assad isn't dead, he is living in Russia now after he fled.

>>214011078
First, I really don't want to watch Geoffrey Epstine taking a shit. My kinks do not extend that far.

>>214011144
In the ground with a little air fan, like Saddam did.

Assads wife owes me sex

>>214010851 (OP)
holy fuck I didn't know they still made kino

>>214011144
sure bro haha

>>214011190
I can't believe how much power America used to have. It could oust small-time middle east chieftains without a second thought, or even a vote from its people, which it tells with impunity that they live in a "democracy".

I'm convinced that muzzies are the ones spreading the rumor that Assad is dead, because it's less embarrassing than admitting he ran away like a coward.

>>214010851 (OP)
>documentary
Don’t they mean biographical film?

>>214011039
Can they do that now?

>>214010851 (OP)
oh look its another cillian murphy movie with him having a half-shaved haircut

>>214011039
that never happened

>>214011753
It’s in a BBC documentary though

This shit just reminds me how I wanted to someday visit Syria after reading about Byzantium and the Crusades and playing Assassin's Creed but it seems like I'll never see Damascus in my lifetime thanks to Western+Russian corporate bullshit and Islamic infighting-

>>214011039
>muh poison gas
What is it with Jews and their obsession with poisonous gasses? Literally every time they have an enemy they need to smear, it's straight to the poison gas.

>>214011204
cast her

>>214012179
thank you grok!

>>214012090
>What is it with Jews and their obsession with poisonous gasses?
theyre projecting. they always accuse "the other side" of things they themselves do all the time. in their religion this allows them to continue to be blood thirsty rapists. kinda like how they "transfer" their sins to chickens then kill them so the chicken "goes to hell"
its actually incredible these people are running everything and we just let them.
>kicked out of 109 gyms but its been the owners fault every time.
oy vey

>>214011144
>lost his country
>his wife left and the kids went with her
>has to be a eye doctor in Moscow now for the rest of his life
That’s fucking rough

>>214011204
She also owes me sex as well! Twice Even!

>>214012663
SAAAAAAR

>>214012179
Dominique McElligott

>>214012179
An indian chick

>>214011259
The media would have a field day if they got to show Assad's death like they did with Saddam or Gaddafi