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Anonymous No.214014234 >>214014267 >>214014312 >>214014349 >>214014445 >>214014464 >>214014496 >>214014607 >>214014638 >>214014689 >>214015094 >>214015113 >>214015129 >>214015253 >>214015318 >>214015369 >>214016814 >>214016978 >>214018364 >>214018400 >>214018479 >>214018921 >>214019928 >>214020348 >>214020370 >>214020905 >>214022293 >>214022380 >>214022417 >>214022421 >>214023580
Okay but how do you actually respond to this without sound like a small weiner owner?
Anonymous No.214014253
Too many moles. Not interested.
Anonymous No.214014267 >>214014288
>>214014234 (OP)
I respond by saying your Jewish writer is a hack and this has broken the 4th wall, now I will break your hymen
Anonymous No.214014288
>>214014267
Is pizza latte jewish?
Anonymous No.214014312 >>214018390 >>214020567 >>214020731 >>214020973 >>214020997 >>214022498
>>214014234 (OP)
Women don't actually like big pp because it hurts them and hitting their cervix is painful THATS WHAT I READ ON THE INTERNET AND ITS WHAT I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE
Anonymous No.214014349
>>214014234 (OP)
this wasn't really an earnest expression of sexual preferences but instead she said this to detract from the sexual harassment training which is the context of this scene
Anonymous No.214014402
This scene is dumb as fuck because guys are constantly endlessly bombarded with hearing about or seeing how guys have bigger dicks than they do. Maybe this would have hit hard in the 90s or something.
Anonymous No.214014445 >>214014561 >>214014591
>>214014234 (OP)
Is there a single show or movie where a woman says they like small dick?
Anonymous No.214014464
>>214014234 (OP)
not my problem
Anonymous No.214014496
>>214014234 (OP)
"WOW ME TOO"
Anonymous No.214014561 >>214018404
>>214014445
No. And by saying "big dick hurts" they mean they prefer ~6 inches.
Anonymous No.214014581 >>214014619 >>214014862 >>214015276 >>214017162 >>214018428 >>214020993
I have a 7 inch dick but I'm 5'5 how do I work this
Anonymous No.214014591
>>214014445
The fact that I haven't seen such a scene posted on /tv/ ad nauseam makes me think no
Anonymous No.214014607 >>214017919
>>214014234 (OP)
look at that beautiful tomboy autistic brown goddess who uses semen as sunscreen who keeps swiping durry huffing wine quaffing sun dessicated leb bogan tattooed fuck rat lizard fuckbreeder
i need her in my life. I need one of these beautiful fucking creatures to tame my stupid fucking savagery and my toxic masculinity. I need one of these glorious fucking HPV princesses who gets free creampie pills on the taxpayer dime to let me inside her sloppy fucking haunted-ass pussy with its 1 in 4 chance of having had an abortion. I totally love sleeping next to the site of a fucking murder and the scene of a gangbang at the same time. I definitely need to invest time and effort into making one of these hookers happy, and it's totally worth losing everything I've ever worked for, because who wouldn't want some cellulite-having, vain, bitchy, trashy, melodramatic, 1950's-housewife intoxicated bipolar permapregnant unironically-a literal-witch slut of a fucking cunt having fucking period sharts in bed next to them all night? They have so much to offer me.
And women my age are definitely SO fucking mature. I don't understand how this generation of women who walk around in their fucking pajamas and underwear and driving their parent's minivan to grown-up daycare so they can get drunk and high and just drip cum from every orifice all fucking day until they have a degree cant find husbands. It just fucking baffles me how this generation of alcoholic cumdumpsters fingering themselves and vaping in bed to vampires and dragons in a shitty one-bedroom apartment with their sweaty fucking bras and yoga pants scattered all over the place smelling like cat piss with some stupid fucking mandala tapestry can't find mature, functional men to marry. This generation of wine-drunk, sweatpants-and-tee shirt-wearing, scrambled-eggs-burning, hot fries eating, cheeto-dusted, yerba mate drinking self sterilizing hormonal research chemical experiments gone horribly fucking wrong
Anonymous No.214014619 >>214014859 >>214015411 >>214018428
>>214014581
>5'5
Sry even in Asia you are short. I'm 5'10 and felt average height on Thailand, average young men have grew like 5inches in 20y.
Anonymous No.214014638
>>214014234 (OP)
Tell her that she'll die alone and miserable because she still thinks about the first dick that made her bleed.
Anonymous No.214014689 >>214014764 >>214014815
>>214014234 (OP)
remember when people thought she would go undercover in some cult orgy to save this garbage season? kek what a disappointment
Anonymous No.214014764 >>214014807
>>214014689
Image the stale piss smell
Anonymous No.214014807 >>214014961
>>214014764
what do you mean
Anonymous No.214014815 >>214014870 >>214019573
>>214014689
she does? although it's pretty brief and not very sexy at all. nic gave us the ass shot in the first episode for that
Anonymous No.214014859
>>214014619
It's over.
Anonymous No.214014862
>>214014581
become a power bottom
Anonymous No.214014870
>>214014815
she should have gotten gangbanged
Anonymous No.214014961
>>214014807
I am the traumatic event
Anonymous No.214014998 >>214015151
Why does she play a bitch in like everything that she's in?
Anonymous No.214015094
>>214014234 (OP)
I ask her how big? Then I say you can't handle that, you need my size. Try it, before you buy it.
Anonymous No.214015113
>>214014234 (OP)
YEAH you do! *raise hand for her to high five*
Anonymous No.214015129
>>214014234 (OP)
And I like tight pussies. So no match. See yaaaaa
Anonymous No.214015151
>>214014998
Anonymous No.214015173
Well, I like tight pussy, so I suppose we're at an impasse.
Anonymous No.214015253
>>214014234 (OP)
Today is your luck day! Jerome is right over there glhf
Anonymous No.214015276 >>214015319 >>214017178 >>214018428
>>214014581
Women don't care about height as much as the internet doomers tells you I don't think. I come with a big family of men who are all less than 5'7" and they're all married with children. I'm the the only one who is single and thats because I'm mentally ill and spend 5 hours a day on 4chan.

t. 5'5" with a 5.5"
Anonymous No.214015318
>>214014234 (OP)
she's not talking about nigger dicks in this scene, the indians can calm down
Anonymous No.214015319
>>214015276
>5'5" with a 5.5"
Kino
Anonymous No.214015337
she was just trolling because she had to take some stupid class / therapy as punishment
Anonymous No.214015361
That means she pops the birth pills. I wouldn't want to pop a condom. Fuck screwing those things.
Anonymous No.214015369
>>214014234 (OP)
Talking about reproductive organs in a public setting is pretty uncouth behaviour for a lady
Anonymous No.214015411 >>214018356
>>214014619
I'm 6'3" and was recently told "sorry, I'm just not into shorter guys". Women are legitimately retarded and have memed themselves into believing they all deserve basketball players with the face of a model, a dick bigger than their forearm, earning millions of bucks a year. Occasionally I sit back and feel a bit amazed that it's only taken a decade of women having absolute freedom and total control of the dating market to completely destroy the fruits of a century of activism by feminists. I legit grew up believing the whole shtick, but it's blatantly obvious now why patriarchy existed and is simply necessary if you want a functioning society - females are not capable of self-control, self-reflection, or self-sacrifice.
Anonymous No.214016814
>>214014234 (OP)
she looks like a walled alice_delish
Anonymous No.214016978 >>214016987
>>214014234 (OP)
I do.
They're not gonna care when you have eaten them out to their fourth orgasm.


But I know.
I'll never not know.
Anonymous No.214016987 >>214017400
>>214016978
Gross
Anonymous No.214017025 >>214017099
You enthusiastically nod.. you understand the concept
Anonymous No.214017099
>>214017025
Is this ai? What the fuck is going on with the camera? Wonky ass shit
Anonymous No.214017162 >>214018428
>>214014581
I was recently in japan and was surprised by how tall the guys are. Im 6'2" and was expecting midgets but they were mostly of a comparable height and build and then you would occasionally get the super tall scary mother fucker.
Anonymous No.214017178
>>214015276
>5 hours a day on 4chan.
Amatuer
Anonymous No.214017400
>>214016987
Gay.

I'll take my chances with the cancer.
Anonymous No.214017919
>>214014607
You took a copypasta and made it far less funny, congrats.
Anonymous No.214018356 >>214019586
>>214015411
Even IF you're all that there's no guarantee you'll have a stable LTR as a gigachad since the biological program of selfpreservation and narcissism will abuse the systems in place to take half of your shit for herself. And even if you didn't marry in the first place or signed the prenup the fact that 99% of girls lust and compete for you will drive her absolutely insane.
All legit chads i know can fuck 3 girls a day from dating apps or irl, but all their attempts at stable relationships were by the book dumpsterfires.
Anonymous No.214018364
>>214014234 (OP)
Me too!
Anonymous No.214018390 >>214019041 >>214019489 >>214020459
>>214014312
Dick size is a meme. Whatever preconceptions you have about women caring about dick size, replace it with height. Height matters 1000x more than dick size.
Anonymous No.214018400 >>214019489 >>214019905
>>214014234 (OP)
Being a size queen has gotta be such a drag. It's not like you can tell they got a big dick until you're in bed with em. Imagine how many mediocre cocks they gotta wade through before they get to a big one
Anonymous No.214018404
>>214014561
>6 inches
Nice. Now I just need to figure out how to get women to have sex with me to begin with.
Anonymous No.214018428
>>214014581
Become a stunt cock, unfortunately for normal relationships or even hookups height is most important. Sorry bro.

>t. 5'6" incel

>>214015276
Cope, your father and uncs didn't have to put up with the shit we have to, at least not anywhere near the same level.

>>214017162
>>214014619
Asian manlet is an outdated stereotype, GenZ and GenA is taller than ever.
Anonymous No.214018479
>>214014234 (OP)
>Okay but how do you actually respond to this without sound like a small weiner owner?
rape.
Anonymous No.214018921 >>214020329 >>214020879
>>214014234 (OP)
Imagine the dick on Velcoro
Anonymous No.214019029
>5'6 girl thinks she can take "big dicks"
classic
Anonymous No.214019041 >>214019489
>>214018390
This. Women don't even like sex that much.

>nooooo that can't be truuuue
99% of porn is for men.
Anonymous No.214019489
>>214018390
jeet

>>214019041
chang

>>214018400
aids-riddled faggot
Anonymous No.214019573
>>214014815
they act like its a cult of pedos but they're just having sex with 25~ yr old prostitutes from eastern europe. the entire seasons tone is nonsensical and the big crime is the nothing burger land deal.
Anonymous No.214019586
>>214018356
superman is a pussy tbf all the bitches go for batman
Anonymous No.214019905 >>214019927
>>214018400
you are mistaken. size queens only date as advertised. if you dont have the reputation, they will activate their antennas. say stuff like "im into big ones, jason had a telephone pole" and gauge your reaction if they are interested in you.

source: had several of them in my class in high school
Jason No.214019927 >>214020076
>>214019905
Can confirm this anon speaks the true-true.
Anonymous No.214019928
>>214014234 (OP)
You don't, you just listen, and that's what no one did.
Anonymous No.214020076
>>214019927
and by dating I mean fucking. they go straight to fucking if you are well endowed and not ugly. meaning, the few guys with the reputation in high school, had a 3 or 4 school wide selection of these girls they could fuck at will. theres always at least one of those per school.
Anonymous No.214020329 >>214020477
>>214018921
>listen velcoro I like you and you're my soulmate but your dick is just not big enough, friends?
Anonymous No.214020348
>>214014234 (OP)
Madam, you came to the right place.
Anonymous No.214020370
>>214014234 (OP)
God I wish she spanked me in front of the cheerleader squad.
Anonymous No.214020459 >>214020512
>>214018390
Height may be more important (I'm 5'10'' haha), but they definitely like girthy dicks. 6.5'' circumference is maybe optimum, lucked out on the genes with that one.
Anonymous No.214020477 >>214020505
>>214020329
>it's over
Anonymous No.214020505 >>214020765
>>214020477
Velcoro is one of the best performances in TV of the decade imo. Farrell is one of the best.
Anonymous No.214020512
>>214020459
I'm 5'9 and I'm pretty sure hitting them behind the cervix and licking their pussy until they convulse is what makes them fall in love.

Just gotta get to that point lol.
Anonymous No.214020567
>>214014312
There's one position (her laying on the edge of the bed, me standing next to the bed) where I can hit my wife's back walls and she was like "ow, too deep". Maybe some women are into it but she said it just hurt and didn't enjoy the feeling, that's just my experience.
Anonymous No.214020731 >>214020813
>>214014312
It hurts and makes them sore after but they still want it. Maybe not thrice in a row, but they still do.

t. big pp haver and last gf had a higher libido than me
Anonymous No.214020765 >>214020839
>>214020505
Farrell is great, always brings his A game to serious roles. Shame the overall season is pretty weak
Anonymous No.214020813 >>214020852 >>214020856 >>214020997
>>214020731
Do women enjoy experiencing pain ?
I would never imagine myself doing a thing causing me pain over and over again
Anonymous No.214020839
>>214020765
Great as a villain (North Water), burned out middle aged cop, Miami Vice, Intermission and Banshees, etc.
>Shame the overall season is pretty weak
I like it a lot, some really great scenes, Velcoro is great, good atmosphere and interesting setting. 8/10
Anonymous No.214020852 >>214021507
>>214020813
>I would never imagine myself doing a thing causing me pain over and over again
Yet you continue to look in the mirror everyday
Anonymous No.214020856 >>214021547
>>214020813
Do you know what a masochist is?
Anonymous No.214020879
>>214018921
Farrell was so hot in this
Anonymous No.214020905
>>214014234 (OP)
Cool I like big tits. The door is that way, flatty.
Anonymous No.214020973
>>214014312
you only need 2 inches to reach the g-spot and most of vaginal innervations are at the beginning of the vagina, and most of the pleasure for the woman comes from the spade shape of the back side of the glans scrubbing the entrance (so just putting the head in and taking it out, not going the full length) but then there's women that enjoy the pain and mental achievement of being ripped and getting a cucumber shoved around their entrails, those are few and far between, and head cases too, they'll always be looking for the a bigger thrill and ripper than before
Anonymous No.214020993
>>214014581
wear tight pants in public.
Anonymous No.214020997 >>214021061
>>214014312
>Women don't actually like big pp because it hurts them and hitting their cervix is painful
That's medium penis. Big penises hit them further than the cervix and that's what the insatiable sluts really crave.

>>214020813
>Do women enjoy experiencing pain ?
Some specifically ask to get spanked and choked. Surprisingly many when you really think about it.
Anonymous No.214021061 >>214021161
>>214020997
You gotta stop with the LARP lil bro.
Anonymous No.214021087
the Greeks thought small penises were a sign of being rational, intellectual and authoritative while large penises were a sign of foolishness, lust and ugliness, resistance to overt sexuality

ehh i tried
Anonymous No.214021161
>>214021061
Anon I'm borderline autist but that's really how it works and when the dick hits hard behind the cervix and buttocks are bruised they kinda stop using their brain.
Anonymous No.214021230
i liek anal because i like to see a woman take a dick
Anonymous No.214021323
how did this thread survive this long
Anonymous No.214021506 >>214021540
the Greeks thought small penises were a sign of being rational, intellectual and authoritative
and resistant to overt sexuality in society, while large penises were a sign of foolishness, lust and ugliness,
Anonymous No.214021507
>>214020852
witty reddit tier reply
Anonymous No.214021540 >>214021767 >>214021945
>>214021506
Unironically small penis cope.
Anonymous No.214021547 >>214021783
>>214020856
I genuinely believe that such people don't actually exist
When it comes to BDSM stuff I assume it's just pays better than normal porn and that's why someone might take that route
Anonymous No.214021767 >>214021801
>>214021540
t.nig
who would not win any favors with his commanders and surely die on the battlefield
Anonymous No.214021783 >>214022266
>>214021547
It actually pays less because there used to be loads of girls who just wanted to try it.

This girl who's getting caned until her ass is bleeding? Maybe 500 euros.
Anonymous No.214021794
honestly I feel bad for guys who aren't big. There's so much intense satisfaction in really railing a woman when you're huge. Ani just wants a guy who can be happy with himself. It's easier to keep a guy happy in a relationship when he's huge. Just let him have a good pounding. Guys who are small have more abstract relationship needs that are more difficult to fulfill
Anonymous No.214021801 >>214021964 >>214022342
>>214021767
I was drafted but we agreed that I'm not one of those morons who get sent on the battlefield kek.
Anonymous No.214021847
penis size doesnt matter because what a woman feels in bed doesnt matter, sex for pleasure is for faggots
Anonymous No.214021886 >>214021947 >>214021974
okay then guys with big pp
it is actually having the big penis or the pounding itself
in the moment type thing where she experiences your pounds as a kind of satisfaction for her that you are primaly pounding her in that way
Anonymous No.214021945 >>214021970
>>214021540
to be fair its cope today, but in that time you have to remember that greeks and romans did not give a single fuck about what women enjoyed or cared about. they were basically slaves

if a guy said something like 'i've conquered 1,000 women with my cock!' it would be like someone saying 'i've conquered 1,000 dogs by petting them really well!'.

its novel, but somewhat unnecessary since dogs will just follow whoever gives them food.

so, it wasn't seen as impressive to dominate women, as it was implied. dominating men was seen as more impressive, which is part of why, despite having small cocks, the dude statues were fucking ripped.

its a cope today, but its a cope today because women are dominant in today's times. in times where women are dominated the value of cock size, unsurprisingly, proportionately decreases.

whether its a good thing women are dominant or not, you can evaluate by the state of the world today.
Anonymous No.214021947
>>214021886
When you hit hard you hit hard but girls kinda care about the mental side. So they like the idea. Putting their mouth around it and realizing that huh.... Is this even going to fit inside me...
Anonymous No.214021964 >>214022017
>>214021801
ancient greeks bro
and does your lack of denial of being a nig mean you are one?
Anonymous No.214021970 >>214022053
>>214021945
Hmm or you could just fuck them until they like it.
Anonymous No.214021974
>>214021886
both the visual size and the feeling of it gratifies them
Anonymous No.214022017 >>214022089 >>214022493
>>214021964
You think Plato or Diogenes were sent on the field? The morons were sent on the field.

>and does your lack of denial of being a nig mean you are one?
Not worth answering, do better.
Anonymous No.214022053
>>214021970
you can do many things women want, you can dedicate your entire life to them, in fact.
Anonymous No.214022089 >>214022178
>>214022017
Alexander The Great was frontline with his men-- albeit on horseback. He never lost one battle in his military career
Anonymous No.214022178 >>214022272 >>214022342
>>214022089
Some men are built for horseback fighting, some men are built for kissing.
Anonymous No.214022266 >>214022367 >>214022385
>>214021783
Bullshit they pay them more same shit for interracial since it's degrading stuff
Anonymous No.214022272
>>214022178
A man is both!?

I kneel, my King
Anonymous No.214022293
>>214014234 (OP)
Ok. You wanna see it?
Anonymous No.214022342 >>214022389
>>214022178
>>214021801
Who is this girl?!
Anonymous No.214022367
>>214022266
Niki Flynn said that she got "enough for a flight and hotel" from the Eastern European films where she was whipped bloody and at most she billed 1200 dollars.
Anonymous No.214022380
>>214014234 (OP)
'I like big pussies'
Anonymous No.214022385
>>214022266
Niki Flynn said that she got "enough for a flight and hotel" from the Eastern European films where she was whipped bloody and at most she billed 1200 dollars.
Anonymous No.214022389
>>214022342
Roberta Paulson
Anonymous No.214022417
>>214014234 (OP)
what is it about Trump that you like so much sweety?
Anonymous No.214022421 >>214022583
>>214014234 (OP)
This is just an admission that she has a giant vagina. Have you ever had LARGE PUSSY, anons? It's bizarre when her twat is as wide as your head.
Anonymous No.214022493
>>214022017
Cutie
Name?!
Anonymous No.214022498
>>214014312
I guarantee you can hit the back wall of a vaginal cavity with like a 6 incher as long as
>you arenโ€™t literally fat/have a gut that prevents your actual body from touching hers
>she isnโ€™t a literal hag with hallway for a vaginal cavity due to giving birth multiple times + old/bad physical fitness
90% of women are completely normal
The ones that crave โ€œbig huge cocksโ€ are literally the equivalent of guys that say โ€œno only G cups pleaseโ€ and are likely virgins or such undesirable coomers that youโ€™ll get turned off just by how gross they are
Girls that shame guys for normal sized cocks (5-6 inch) are embarrassingly fragile and shouldnโ€™t even be taken seriously, because woe to you if you comment how they likely have pancake tits or no ass
The sexual conversation has been completely skewed in favor of women, and this because of two major reasons
>men who finish too quickly (like sub 30 seconds) being quite literally incapable of letting their partner climax
>women who have no actual idea what an orgasm is because there isnโ€™t as clear of an indicator as with men and physically shooting out cum
Women can also orgasm back to back with very little downtime compared to men and most donโ€™t squirt and shoot out piss/discharge like in porn, so their perception of climaxing is based off anecdotes from turbo sluts that have already lost all meaning

Tl;dr as long as youโ€™re like 5 inches, not fat, not with some egotistical coomer whore, and can reasonably last long during sex (or can help them climax in other ways), you are completely fine if not better than most men. Do not let people put you down. You are just as capable of enjoying sex and providing an enjoyable experience for others.
Demoralization is incredibly cruel and most men (and women) do not deserve this wildly ridiculous status quo that society has placed on sexual performance
Anonymous No.214022583
>>214022421
My wife, she has sleeve of Wizard

its not VERY NICE
Anonymous No.214023580
>>214014234 (OP)
>I doubt it, dyke