Thread 214015265

>watching malcom in the middle for the first time
>think the mom is really hot
What is it about her?

>>214015265 (OP)
she is funny, probably the most funny character in the show

Okay, Hal.

When you're a kid, you think the mom is wrong.
When you're a teen, you think the mom is right.
When you're an adult, you realize the mom is wrong, and has undiagnosed NPD.

>>214015265 (OP)
She's just hot, I love dominant women, and that short hair? Count me in

>>214015265 (OP)
cause you know her bitchiness is just a facade for the kids and what not, and you know when hal and her get time alone shes just an absolute freak and really loves life.
the squalor of their house and everything makes her neurotic but shes not neurotic enough at the end of the day to not suck hals cock off because shes a petty spiteful bitch, and thats why he adores her utterly.

>>214015937
>I love dominant women
she may be dominant but you dont have much experience with women if you think a woman like that WANTS to dominate you. she wants hal to dominate her, spank her, etc. to relinquish the control of the house and responsibilities and feel like a fucktoy, just for an hour or so.
she sees you as pic related when you talk about that creepy shit

>>214015265 (OP)
who was the better wife for heisenberg, her or skyler?

>>214015265 (OP)
She's a sexual dynamo
Still looks great, too

>>214015265 (OP)
Hal! Let's have unprotected sex again. - midwit factory

>that scene where she gets mad at Malcolm and scolds him for absent mindlessly looking at her boobs
>once Malcolm leaves the room she smiles at herself while standing up straighter and pushing out her boobs
based

>>214015265 (OP)
Bitch is NASTY
wouldn't touch her with a 10' pole

>>214016030
>>214015265 (OP)
No-No-NO
everything about her is completely wrong for femdom, she has the most dried up cunt and haggard, bitter face I've ever seen, he face is a roadmap of dissapointment. Shes shrill, toxic, abusive, and most of all UGLY

>>214017252
Shes like a single mom who blows guys for grocery money, there is absolutely nothing sexy about THAT

>>214017252
Wrong, retard

>>214017291
Fucking gross dude. Your probably dumb enough to eat an angler fish.

>>214017302
Lol low T autistic incel

>>214016467
based!!

Based Hal

>>214015390
>When you're an adult, you realize the mom is wrong, and has undiagnosed NPD.
I am also watching it for the first time and agree with this. bitch's insane.

ARE YOU ABORIGINEEEEEEEEEEEES?

She's cute in the first few seasons.

>>214015265 (OP)
she insulted him a little bit

>>214015265 (OP)
schizophrenic women are hot af

>>214015265 (OP)
anti flood bump

>>214015390
>>214019092

>>214015265 (OP)
strong female character that is still feminine

>>214017217
just say you're gay

>>214015390
She was mostly right though.
It was her methods that were objectionable.

>>214015265 (OP)
Reminder that Hal and Lois canonically fuck at least fourteen times a week.

>>214016030
>she wants hal to dominate her, spank her,
Laaaaaame. Women have such boring and shitty fetishes.

>>214022793
>waah im a porn addict, peg me for 5 minutes of pleasure so you can lose respect for me until you eventually leave me

>>214022827
I've been into femdom since before even knowing what porn or sex is. Being dominant is just not fun at all. If you can't express yourself fully sexually without worrying about your woman leaving you then you're fucking pathetic.

>>214022899
>oh yes ,mother of our children, stick that dildo up my asshole
>get that crusty shit all over our carpet OH YAA... y-you put the towel down, right?
>what do you mean this is getting fucking disgusting? i'm just expressing myself!!!!
theres a reason these femdom bitches are being paid, sex pest.

>>214016627
W-WEBM?

Mean Jewish women are hot. I was in a very short situationship with one for a month. They’re sassy and suck dick like freaks.

>>214023107
It's somewhere on lemonparty.org

>>214022899
You sound like a giant fag.

>>214023134
How can I do this, anon?

>>214023138
I watched some of Malcolm in the Middle but don't remember the scene being referenced, thought a webm might jog my memory. Gave up searching after a minute. I'd never been to that site before. Holy crap, how do you ever find anything?

>>214015265 (OP)
This show gives me so much anxiety whenever the mom is featured because she acts so similar to how my own mother did.

>>214024564
That's because he is, if you want to submit to women you are a bigger faggot than actual fags who want to be fucked by men.

>>214024689
Well I live in LA so there’s no shortage of horny Jewish chicks. I just happened to be spitting some good game on St. Patrick’s day of last year. Got her number within a few minutes of matching in Hinge. Dating apps suck ass but you gotta play the game.