Thread 214017315

>>214017315 (OP)
I got memed into watching this because of you fags and I was expecting a bustling high class high stress restaurant but they literally work at a sandwich spot. It's literally like subway except they serve one thing and that thing is literally slop in a bun, how is that in any way difficult?? You literally prepare it days in advance

>>214017361
Civvies will never understand.

>>214017361
If you never worked in a kitchen you won’t get it. It’s extremely stressful day in, day out. You’re always on the clock serving thankless cunts who have absurd expectations. Most people can’t cut it in that kind of enjoyment

Bush lied about there being weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
Chef lied about the ice cream machine being broken in McDonalds.
Which is the greater crime?

>y-you mean I have to make the exact same dish I have prepared hundreds of times...
>but...substitute ONE (1) ingredient?
>...
>I'M GOING FUCKING INSANEEEEEEEEEE

>>214017787
this actually happened btw
https://youtu.be/xYirHifPZ68?t=9

Any veterans here? Just finished my tour at McDonald's. Those drive through customers just kept coming..... I'm having flashbacks again

>why didn't they just surrender when we showed up? you mean we have to fight them?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGH SOMEONE GET ME SOME HEROIN AND A BROWN CHILD TO RAPE I'M GOING INSAAAAANE

>>214017824
This is what normies consider to be a dramatic scene nowadays? Retards yelling over each other as if they're on Jerry Springer?

>>214017824
the is the only scene i've ever seen of this show
holy shit what a load of garbage lmao

>>214017831
Thank you for your service

>sir, that photographer is holding a tripod
CALL IN THE NUKES, CARPET BOMB EVERYTHING

>>214017821
>>214017858
>>214017888
>>214017926
Not funny. Soldiers are heroes to society and are more important than normal people.

Hey for any cooks out there I really hate onions and everything has onions in it, how much of a pain is it to NOT put onions in things? I'm just wondering. If someone asks for no onions do you start frothing at the mouth and spit in the food out of spite?

>>214017824
Wow, that was fucking awful. Also, they can say fuck now on FX now?

>>214017947
No onions is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Allergic to onions means I have to get a fresh pan/spatula/etc. basically a whole new workstation, so it's a lot more work.

>>214017947
will you accept shallots as a substitute?

Whenever I have to fly I wear my Subway uniform to the airport. It's always good getting let on the plane first. Sometimes the flight attendants even salute but I don't expect that kind of thing. I like to keep it humble

>>214017945
WHAT ABOUT CHEFS

>>214017972
Yes, actually.

>I NEED 1 COKE BUT GET THIS:
>NO ICE.

>>214017418
You for bringing both up.

Large fries.
Unsalted.
Run along wagie, PRONTO VAMANOS VAMANOS

Banana milkshake, hold the cup

When I heard that second fry hit the deepfryer I knew I'd be spending the next 2 decades in the playpen.

>>214017947
They hired a cook at my job but she didn't last long because she refused to cut onions and there were a significant amount of recipes that called for them. So bizarre she thought she could get out of it but they fired her.

I'm reporting to Burger King at 0600 tomorrow

Pray for me

>>214017787
You joke but that "one change" could be minor or major and when it's major it's will straight up ruin your day not to mention your flow

>>214018260
Thanks for the contribution, mandatory "umm ackshually" youtube comments section fagotron.

I'm glad everyone in this thread is having a good time laughing and giggling but I lost too many fucking friends at the battle of Khe Sandwich to post some meme mocking their sacrifice

>hold the line for over 12 hours
>stomachs are filled, enemy combatants finally withdraw
>territory claimed
>they all just come back the next day
the waves are never ending, our father's war was nothing like this

Sure, they talk about the horrors of mustard gas in the trenches of WW1. But why does no one talk about the mustard spill at the french fry station?

>>214017378
It's easy, just start by making an omelette and let nature take its course

>>214017824
I tried one episode of this show and said fuck this shit. Why does this show seem to be so purposefully headache inducing?

If you do a single thing to irritate me, fuck up my order or simply look miserable near me and by extension making my day worse i will find the franchisee's email and write a formal complaint with your full name, shift and make up things about you that would blacklist a person from any HR list.
Yes i find it funny. No i'm not sorry. Yeah it takes me 5 minutes at most to potentially get you fired.
Smile wider when you're bringing me food wagie ;^)

Me and a couple of good friends held the line at McD station down in New York back in '08. We never saw anything like it. The smells, the enemy combatants as they converged on our position. The CO calling for backup because we had a spill. I'll never forget you, Sanchez you son of a bitch.
Semper fry.

I unfortunately wasted my time watching this piece of shit expecting things to actually develop and stuff to actually happen but it's literally all just pointless melodrama and "muh feelings muh stress omg im so stressed".
Colossal waste of my time, I can't believe "people" think this show is in any way good.

I got burn scars on my arm from the first week of working in a restaurant
I know you guys are mocking us but it honestly makes me feel cool to see people talking about civvies and the trenches
I'm reclaiming your contempt for us

>>214018616
you should know after maybe a week of browsing /tv/ tops that anything shilled incessantly here is absolutely god fucking awful. marvel movies, apple/amazon tv shit, any nuwars faggotry, etc. 80% of them are paid jeets and the other 20% are just people fucking with you

This entire show was an ad for white t-shirts.

>>214017831
UK here, friendly. blue on blue. Had some good times with you US boys telling stories and shooting the shot over a few cold ones last time they had mr stateside. Your line chefs were some of the finest I saw in action.

I can't believe you ordered food. I cannot believe you ordered food. How could you have done this?

>>214017315 (OP)
I watched the entire series recently and he never does this

>>214017361
you don't know what slop means

>>214017315 (OP)
Former McDonalds veteran from the north of England front here. Any of you brothers still get the beeping of the fry station in your mind when trying to sleep? Sometimes I still hear our shift manager shout "FRIES READY!" while holding the hostile combatants on the line. Lucky son of a bitch got redeployed down south when his redundancy came in. Still missing that bastard though. Semper Fry boys...

>>214017858
damn do they still get to rape and pillage? maybe i should have joined the military after all

>>214018807
They literally serve it by using a ladle dumbass

>>214017945
zogbots would be homeless if the military didn't hire bottom of the barrel cattle

>>214018833
Served out of a border town just south of northern ireland. Heard absolute horror stories about what your higher ups did to UK team members. Being in the republic we were a totally different outfit and rarely saw live firing. For us right on the border we got shit from both jurisdictions. Had customers come in complaining about shit that they got from our nearest crew who were over the border. We had to stop and say listen, we are a totally different company than they are. Chain of command totally different. Hope you're keeping well brother.

-TF

>>214018949
which of the following can define an italian beef sandwich or roast beef in general?
>slop (noun)
>1: soft mud: slush
>2: thin tasteless drink or liquid food — usually used in plural
>3: liquid spilled or splashed
>4:
> a: food waste (such as garbage) fed to animals: swill
> b: excreted body waste — usually used in plural
> c: a product of little or no value: rubbish
>5: sentimental effusiveness in speech or writing: gush